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In This Issue Production Department Quotes December 1, 2016 Yes, Cub fans the world over, the 108 year wait has ended. The black cat has been skinned and the billy-goat hanged. Even Mr. Bartman has been forgiven. In years gone by, Chicago has reveled in the glories of heroes such as Michael Jordan, Walter Payton and Bobby Hull. However, it should be pointed out that since 1876, the Chicago Cubs won the National League Pennant 16 times. The Cubs were also the very first team to win back to back World Series. That was in 1907 and 1908. It has been quite awhile since then, but we hope that this will be repeated in 2017. 2 3rd Quarter Results 3 Balance Sheet 4 Lexophilles 6 ELCO Giving 916 Sherwood Drive Lake Bluff, IL 60044 800.962.8610 Claims 888.872.7954 New Business 800.321.3526 Policy Holder Services 847.295.1145 Fax www.elcomutual.com

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Page 1: Production Department Quotes...New Year holiday is Monday, January 2, 2017. Producers will be notified with plenty of advance time about the closing of our 2016 books and the final

In This Issue

Production Department Quotes December 1, 2016

Yes, Cub fans the world over, the 108 year wait has ended. The black cat has been skinned and the billy-goat hanged.

Even Mr. Bartman has been forgiven.

In years gone by, Chicago has reveled in the glories of heroes such as Michael Jordan, Walter Payton and Bobby Hull. However, it should be pointed out that since 1876, the Chicago Cubs won the National League Pennant 16 times. The Cubs were also the very first team to win back to back World Series. That was in 1907 and 1908.

It has been quite awhile since then, but we hope that this will be repeated in 2017.

2 3rd Quarter Results3 Balance Sheet4 Lexophilles6 ELCO Giving

916 Sherwood DriveLake Bluff, IL 60044

800.962.8610 Claims

888.872.7954 New Business

800.321.3526 Policy Holder Services

847.295.1145 Fax

www.elcomutual.com

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Production Department Quotes December 1, 2016

December DatesThe month of December provides us with several significant dates. Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day on the 7th is increasingly more important as Americans that lived through the World War II years rapidly die off. Is American History no longer taught in our schools?

Winter officially commences on December 21. The first night of Hanukkah is the 24th.

Christmas occurs on Sunday the 25th, so please take note that the ELCO Christmas holiday begins at the close of business on Thursday the 22nd. It will end Tuesday the 27th at 8:00 a.m. CST. Our New Year holiday is Monday, January 2, 2017.

Producers will be notified with plenty of advance time about the closing of our 2016 books and the final day we will accept new business applications.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and Happy New Year from the ELCO staff.

Third Quarter ResultsWe began our final three months of 2016 on a very high note, as evidenced by the September 30 financial reports. The gross operating gain was more than 40% greater than that of 2015. The net operating gain was far and away the best ever. Largely, reduced general expenses and a reduction in annuity payouts provided most of the explanation. But improvements in just about every department and financial categories contributed to a wonderful gateway toward year end. Of greatest importance is the policyholder surplus total of $61,950,850 including the $4,500,000 asset adequacy voluntary additional reserve.

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Clothing IndustryYou will find it harder than ever today to see the “Made in USA” label on clothing items. Sad to say, but true. In 1960 95% of all clothing apparel was made somewhere inside our country’s borders. Today, though, that share has shrunk, almost to the point of disappearance. Now instead of 95% it’s only 2%. The clothing comes from many different countries, with China being the industry leader.

Bits and Pieces35% of Americans would prefer suffering with the problems of influenza than to forego their morning coffee.

____________The total of fatalities involving teenage drivers hit a spike in 2015. There was a10% increase after a decline spanning many years.

____________This year’s winter will be warmer and drier that average throughout much of the United States. Thanks for this is the potential start of the La Nina climate pattern, according to the weather experts. However, they added that the northern section of the Midwest may have a colder and wetter than average season.

Lexophile“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for the use of words, such as “you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year’s winning submissions are the final three.When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three year old was resisting a rest.

Self-Driving CarsThe U.S. Government has issued its first safety guidelines for self-driving cars. The policy document sets out how automakers should make driverless vehicles safe for U.S. roads and how state and federal regulators will share oversight.

From The Senior CornerFather O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this: “Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones, how might I help you?”

“And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There’s a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would you be so kind as to send a couple o’ yer lads to take care of the matter?”

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Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, “Weeeel, now Father, it was always my impression that YOU people took care of the last rites!”There was dead silence on the line for a brief moment.Father O’Malley replied, “Aye, ‘tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.”

ELCOs First Annual“Season Of Giving”ELCO is looked upon as a valuable resource to our community. We are proud of our participation in giving programs such as Bernie’s Book Bank here in Lake County and Feed Our Starving Children for those all over the world. Now, our Season of Giving will help several less fortunate families in Lake County have a Happy Holiday.

December Birthdays1 Jessica Lemme14 Daren B. Gardner23 Jeff Lackie25 Zsuzsanna Gasper-Rosengard26 Roger Grum26 Sue Mazur28 Danielle Ruiz29 Scott Kulpins29 Ginger Knaperek

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