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Sooooo….the thing is, My name is

Piyush Slowwwww-swami*. And today is my

birthday.

Term 1 : “When I was at Abbe yaar, Gujju food

sucks!

Main samay hoon… Ey,, what is

this tantric stuff da?

Term 2 : Maggu Maggu Maggu!

The Making of a DML!

Say Heijunka!

Mmmm…OM God! I love you!

Term 3 : “Acting” his age!

OR NOT!

So he became the ‘H’ostel Hottie in His Hot Pants!

Please Uncle!!!

No!

A PGP2 Girl – “I don’t mind if you take your

pants off.”

Term 4 : Goswami to Goswami…

Call me Mam!!!

PEC Meet!

V/s

Then came, the (S)exchange term!!!

Yay!! No section 377 in Europe! There is no such thing as international law. So glad I

studied B-Law!

MAN‘S

Captain Goswami is coming for

you!

Par yeh Pavithra rishta, nahi toot sakta!

GULABO! Tune hitler ko dhokha dekar achchha nahi

kiya!

Wishes on your 2700th birthday

May we all see what you see. P.S. – What are you looking at?!?

May you learn how to smile for photos

May you get a better phone!

May the attraction force be with you!

Happy Birthday!!!