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Yonng lady at Boarding Scliool- .At . some of the French boarding schools in Paris , the girls arc fed on weak soup , two or tlireo degrees stronger than hot water ; meat from which nearly all the nourishment is extracted by boiling ; coarse veal , watery carrots and gray , sour bread. The young lady who comes homo after a few terms of this sort of diet may bo ; very learned , but is pa'o and poor looking , lacking vigor and health. Give her Brown's Iron Bitters the best tonic in the world for young ladies with impoverished blood ana bring tho-roses into her cheeks. - ' _ Miss Kato Field admires Washington for Its intellectuality. CURES Rheumatism , neuralgia , Sciatica. Lumbago , Backachn , Headache , Toothache , Sore TliroatSeJUtic . ! Si > r : 'niBI! raises , Burns , Scalda , FrotttJUitcv , 1KD AMj OTHER BODILY PAIRS jlSD jUIIES. BoH Ljr I > rugltti * nd Dealers everywhere. FUly Ccnta u IwtUa. Direction j. In 11 Lnnjuanm. ty THE CIIA1U-ES A. VOGELEK CO- .SuedKit . ( to jL VOaEtEH * CO. ) Bal Umorr , MJ. , C. S. JU- duigcrons an well &a distressing complaint. If- it tends , by impairing nutrition , and de- pressing - / the tone of the (system , to prepare the way for Bapid Decline.- Quicldy . and completely Cnres Dyspepsia in all its forms. Heartburn , llclchinp. Tasting the Food , &o. It enriches and purities the blood, stimu- lates ¬ the appetite, and aids the assimilation of food.- EEV. . . J. T. KosBiTEii , the honored pastor of tha First Reformed Church. Baltimore. Md. . says : "Having used Brown's Iron Bitters for Dyspepsia and Indigestion. I take great pleasure in recom- mendinc - it highly. Also consider it a splendid tonic and inricorator. and very strengthening. " Genuine has above tnde mark and crossed red lines onwrnriper. Tnlie no other. MndeonKby BROWN CHKMIOA.I , CO. , BAL.TIMOK.R. 3ID. LADIES' HAND BOJK useful and attractive , con- taining ¬ list of prizes for recipes , information abont coins , etc. . Riven array by all dealers in medicine , or mailed to any address on receipt of 2c. stamp. . All Mlspinei in He BROAD OLA IM of tebxtiii VERY BEST OPERATING, SST SELLING AND Ever offered to the public.- In . order to enrich the blood , and thus Impart fresh vlprorto- an enfeeblpdsybtem , stimulate fl a K K I n K- dlRestlon with the national InvlRorant , Hosteller's Stomach Bitters , which , by In- fusing ¬ energy Into the operations of ttc stomach , promotes , jjay insures thor- ough ¬ dljrestlon and assimilation , and consequent nu tr I- tlon. - . A gain to ap- pctlte - , vigor and flesh. Is Invariably found to follow a course of this deserv- edly ¬ , popular tonic which Is, moreover, a reliable preventive of malarial fevers- .Forsalebvall . Drup- and Dealers centrally. The Mirror is no flatterer. Would you make it tell a sweeter tale ? Magnolia Balm is the charm- er ¬ that almost cheats the looking-glass. GREEN & BURKE , LIVE srocKAS- D COMMISSION MERCHANTS. UNION STOCK YARDS , OMAHA , REB , Represented at Chicago by thewellknown live Stock Commission firm of Keenan & Han- cock ¬ , Union Stock Yards. REFERENCE : Omaha National Bint.- ilerchants . * Nation ! Bint , David City- .Kearncv . National Bank , Kearney. - Coluinbui State Bank , Columbus.- McDonald's . Bank , North Platf- enni 1 CCC Omaha Commercial. Send came fet i llULLLOCi Catalogue end specimen of penmanI ' I . G. KOHliBOUGH , Principal. Daniel O'Connell and Biddy Mor- ia - arty. * The following is printed verbatim from "Madden's Kevolations of Iroliind : " "When Daniel O'Gonnel was yet a young man his talent for vituperative language was so great that he was deemed matchless as a scold. There lived in Dublin a certain woman , Biddy Moriarty by name , who kept a huckster stall on one of the quays nearly oppo- site ¬ the Four Courts. She was a first- class virago formidable with both fist and tongue so that her voluble im- pudence ¬ had become almost proverbial in the country roundabout. Some of O'Connel's friends thought that ho could defeat her with her own weapons , while others ridiculed the idea. The Kerry barrister could not stand this ; so he backed himself for a- match. . Bets were offered , and taken , and itwas decided that the matter should bo settled at once. So proceed- ing ¬ to the huckster's stall with a few friends O'Connell commenced the at- tack ¬ on the old lady- ."What's . the price of this walking- stick , Mrs. What's-your-name ? " "Moriarty , sir , is my name , 'and a good one it is ; and what have you to say agin it ? and one-and-six-pence's the price of the stick. Troth it's chape as dirt , so it is. " "One-and-stxpence for a walking- stick ; whew ! Why , you are no better than an impostor to ask eighteen pence for what cost you two pence. " "Two pence , your grandmother , " re- plied ¬ Mrs. Biddy. "Do you mane to say that's chating the people I am ? Impostor , indeed ! " "Ay , impostor ; and it's that I call you to your teeth , " rejoined O'Connell.- "Come . , cut your stick , you cantanker- ous ¬ jackanapes. " "Keep a civil tongue in your head , you old diagonal , " cried O'Connell , calmly- ."Stop . your jaw , you pug-nosed badger , or by this and that , " cried Mrs- .Moriarty . , " 111 make you go quicker nor " you came. "Don't be in a passion , my old radius anger will only wrinkle your beauty. " "By the hokey , if you say another word of impudence , I'd tan your dirty hide , you bastely common scrub ; and sorry I'd be to soil my fists upon your.- carcase. . " "Whew ! boys , what a passion old Bid- dv - is iii ; I protest as I am a gentleman _ J "Jiutleman ! jintleman ! the likes of you a jiutleman ! Wisha , by gor , that bangs Banager. Why , you potatofaced- pippinsneezer , when did a Mada- gascar ¬ monkey like you pick enough of .common Christian decency to liide your Kerry brogue ? " "Easy now easy now , " cried O'Con ¬ nell , with imperturbable good humor : "don't choke yourself with fine lan- guage ¬ , you old whiskey-drinking paral- lelogram. ¬ . " ' 'What's that you call me , you mur- derin' - villain ? " roared Mrs. Moriarty, stung with fury- ."I . call you , " answered O'Connell , "a parallelogram ; and a Dublin judge and jury will say that it's no libel to call " you so. "Oh , tare-an-ouns ! oh , holy Biddy ! , that an honest woman like me should bo called a parrybellygruin to her face- .I'm . none of your parrybellygrums , you rascally gallows bird ; you cowardly , sneaking , plate-lickin' bliggard ! " "Oh , not you , indeed ! " * retorted O'Connell ; "why , I suppose you'll deny that you keep a hypothenuse in your house. " "It's a lie for you , you b y robber ; I never had such a thing in my house , swindling thief. " "Why , sure all your neighbors know very well that you keep not only a- hypothenuse , but that you have two diameters locked up in your garret , and that you go out to walk with them every Sunday , you heartless old heptagon. " "Oh , hear that , ye saints in glory 1 Oh , there's bad language from a fellow that wants to pass for a jintleman. May the devil fly away -with you , you wicher from Munster , and make celery-sauce of your rotten limbs , you mealy-mouthed tub of guts. " "Ah , you can't deny the charge , yon miserable sub-multiple of a duplicate ratio. " "Go , rinse your mouth in the Liffey , you nasty ticklepitcher ; after all the bad words you speak it ought to be filthier than your face , you dirty chicken of- Beelzebub. . " "Kinse your own mouth , you wicked- minded polygon to the deuce I pitch you , you blustering intersection of a- st ng superficies ! " "You saucy tinker's apprentice , if you don't cease your jaw I'll " But here she gasped for breath , unable to hawk up any more words , for the last volley of O'Connell had nearly- knocked the wind out of her- ."While . I have a tongue HI abuse you , you most inimitable periphery. Look at her , boys ! there she stands a convicted perpendicular in petticoats ! There's contamination in her circum- ference ¬ , and she trembles with guilt down to the extremities of her corollari- es. ¬ . Ah ! you're found out , you recti- linearantecedent ¬ and equiangular old hag ! 'Tis with you the devil will fly- away , you porter-swiping similitude of the bisection of a vortex ! " Overwhelmed with this torrent oi- languags , Mrs. Moriarty was silenced. Catching up a saucepan , she was aim- ing ¬ at O'ConnelPs head when he very prudently made a timely retreat.- "You . have won the wager , O'Connell , here's your bet , " cried the gentleman who had proposed the contest. According to the statistics oi drink , the inhabitants of the United States consume twice as much beer and twice as much-milk as they did ten years ago- .In . the same period the consumption of distilled spirits has increased , but not in the ratio of the increase in popula- tion ¬ , and the use ofwine has actually decreased. The demand for coffee hau greatly increased. These figures upon 'the whole , are favorable to temperance Hid health. Brought Homo in a Wngon.- t . t LOUISVILLE , Ky. Mr. J. Helmuo , Vice President of the City Brewery , was brought home in a wagon , carried up stairs oy two ot his men and laid on the bed. He was suffering with a severe attack of rheumatism contracted in the ice vaults of the brewery. He refused to have a doctor , but dispatched a ser- vant ¬ for a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil , with the result that in one week he was en- tirely ¬ cured and able to return to his desl Life In the Coffin. Premature burials could , it is said , bo avoided by a single test , which , if relia- ble ¬ , should be universally known. It is that the hard , ball-like substance of the eye cannot bo felt in the body of a dead person , as the eyeballs become soft and j'ield to pressure the day after death , and are softer still twenty-four hours later. On this subject it is related that Prescott , the historian , ahvaj's enter- tained ¬ a peculiar dread of being buried alive , and he had therefore often re- quired ¬ that measures should be taken to prevent all possibility of the horrors that might follow such an occurrence. His injunctions were obeyed. A principal vein was severed , so that , if life should again be awakened , it might ebb silent- ly ¬ away without any possible return of- consciousness. . London Echo.- A . Chinese Funeral. The procession which accompanied the remains of the Chinese Prince Lau- Fu - to their lastresting place was headed by thirty-six slaves , clad in garments of green cloth and bearing a huge wooden cage , representing the funeral of the soul. These were followed by 100 slaves dressed in red and carrying tablets in- scribed ¬ with the titles , honors and vir- tues ¬ of the dead. Next came twenty sportsmen , leading 240 hounds once be- longing ¬ to Lau-Fu , the camels , mules , horses , sedan chairs , and the private carriage , drawn by a mule ; sixteen , ser- vants ¬ , dressed in green silk , bore an- armchair covered with a tiger skin , a regiment of cavalry and infantry fol- lowed ¬ , then the body servants and cam- els ¬ , thirty-two priests with temple music , and finally the coflin , borne by eighty servants and covered with a silk pall. The emperor was represented by six ; empty carriages , behind which walked the grandees. Prince Lau-Fu's arms , carriages , clothes , tents , etc. , were all burned as a winding up of the festivities. Toronto Globe. Delicate Diseases of either sex , however induced , prompt- ly ¬ , thoroughly and permanently cured. Send three letter stamps for large illus- trated ¬ treatise. World's Dispensary Medical Association , Buffalo , N. Y.- A . Quiet Territory. Montana is a quiet territory. Wo slip over the range and rattle down into Boulder , where a good team and a fresh dinner awaits us. The sheriff is out after horse-thieves. Tipped back in our chair , smoking the after-dinner pipe , we listened to the office chat and busy talk from eight or ten old-timers , miners , "cow" men and old -49" stage men. "If Jack catches his men , will ho fetch them in ? " "Bet yer life he will , " says another. "If the boys on the other trail get ahead of the sheriff , they won't bring no one back , " quietly remarks an old stage man. 'iYes , " says another , "about 200 of them fellers went over the range got lost that's the way they fix 'em here in this belt. " "Yes , pardner. I know a cowman near here that put up over $2,000 cash , out of his own pile , to hunt down them kind of people , and his men had orders to lose them on the range somewhere. " This is not a healthy country for "hosst- hieves. . " They will live longer on some other range. Montana is a quiet territory. Go where you will , at any- time of day or night , and you will feel much safer riding through mountain trails than trying to cross a "draw" in- Bandbagging Chicago. Correspondence Minneapolis Tribune. James G7riaino Trill summer In Maine.- Eomo . day to Washington he'll go again. Years Teach More Than Books. Among other valuable lessons im- parted ¬ by this teacher is the fact that for a very long time Dr. Piercc's "Golden Medical Discovery" has been the prince of liver correctives and blood purifiers , being the household sphysi- cian - of the poor man , ar.d the able con- sulting ¬ physician to the rich patient , and praised by all for its magnificent service and efilcacy in all diseases of a chronic nature , as malarial poisoning, ailments of the respiratory and diges- tive ¬ systems , liver disease and in all cases where the use of an alterative remedy is indicated. Senator Wade Hampton is considered the mort scicntilic fisherman in public life. Pile Tumors however large , speedily and painlessly cured without knife , caustic , powder , or ointment. Consultation free. Write for pamphlet and references , enclosing two letter stamps for reply. World's Dispensary Medical Association , GG3 Main Street , Buffalo , N. Y. General BetfBuitier is occasionally spoken of as "the bias-orbed widow. " The Times scribe had an interview with W. C. Parker , of Windfall , last week. Mr. Parker held a one-fifth ticket in the Louisiana State Lottery , No. 59,075 , which drew $15,000 , one- fifth of the first capital prize of $75,000.- E. . . Perry held a half interest in the ticket purchased by Mr. Parker, The two named gentlemen in company with their attorney , R. B. Beauchamp , went to New Orleans to draw the money. When they arrived there .they had no trouble at all in procuring the 15000. They speak very highly of the company and say the people of New Orleans say that it is an honest , fair and reliable institution. It is recommended by the State Legislature , and that its check is good for a million dollars. Tipton , Ind. , Times , May 7. r- Rev. . Mr. Spurgeon Is said to preach better as he grows older. When you visit New York City , via Central depot , save Baggage Expressage and S3 Car- riage ¬ Hire , andstop at the Grand Union Hotel , opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant rooms fitted up at a costof one million dollars ; $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Ele- vator. ¬ . Restaurant .supplied with the best- .Horsecars . , stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better lor less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel In thejcity- ."VIoePresident . Hendriika was a bofsball- pi ay or when he was a boy. The letter carriers of Salt Lake City are said to find it impossible to deliver their missives. On account of the ar- rests ¬ of polygamists , all the Mormons have been warned against talking to strangers or giving their names or resi ¬ dences. The carriers in their rounds , knock at doors , and a scurry ensues in- side. ¬ . A child answers the call , and often refuses to tell who Jives there. It doesn't know the names of its neigh ¬ bors or where its father and mother are to be found. The uniform is a sign of the enemy , and no information is to be had. . . _ "For Sale at a Sacrifice. " A well-established paving Dry Goods Store In Omaha , Neb. About ? 10,000 required. Ad dress W. M. BUSIIMAX , Omaha , Neb- .It . is said that President Cleveland is able to save the greater part of his salary.- H. . . H. FJSLCJI. KocKtonl. 111. , tayn lie finds Vetc- Irmpr -- Carhollsalve unequalcd fur the ciVra of cmi. e i scratch ; * , and the longer ho utcs It the ucttcr he likes it as a remedy for general stable . Evangelist Moody is growing exceedingly fat. Good men ought to bo great. For Bronchial , Asthmatic , and Pul- monary ¬ Complaints , "Jf nun's llronchial- Troches" manifest remarkable cut atlve prop ¬ erties. Sold only in borci.- Mies . Anna Dickenson has piven up the stage , but her age she will never give up- .Of . E COJllO get bilious , have heavy headaches , mouth foul , yellow eyes , &c ; all the direct result of Im- pure ¬ Mood which can be thoroughly cleansed , renewed and enriched with Kidney-Wort. It acts at the same time on the Kidneys , Liver and Bowels and has more real virtue in a pack- age ¬ than can be found In any other remedy for the same class of diseases.- Mr. . . Cleveland confesses that ho like to bo president , now that ho is used to it. PKESERVEK.- If . you arc losing your grip on life , try "Wells' Health Kenewer. " Goes direct to weak spots.- Gen. . . Komaroff can talk as well aa ho fights If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. ' 2ac. Joe Jeffers9n says he is not certain that he will ever act in London again . MOTHERS. ; If you nrc falling ; broken , worn out ami nervous , ' use "Wells' Health Iteuewer. " 81. Druggists : Bismarck's income is over $300 a day. The purest , aweetrst and best Cod Liver Oil In the world , manufactured from fresh , healthy livers , upon. , the sea shore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Pa ¬ tients v/ho have once taken It prefer It to all others. Physicians have decided It superior to any of theS other oils In market. Made by CASWILT , JtUzzAr.ix , &Co. , New Turk. I Chapped Hands , Face. Pimples , and Kouch Skin , ' cured by using Juniper Tar Soap , made by CASWZLLJ UAZAED & Co , New York. V- "Margery Deano" will bo the guest of M.'BS Cleveland at the White House. Save ifme and money by using Stewart's Heat , Ing Powder for cuts and sores on animals. Sold eticrywhere.JS and SO cts. a box. Inj it- ."Muchappointed . Minister Kealy" is whnt ) a western critlccalls _ him- ."R017GM . OX PAIN. " Oircs cholera , colic , cramps , dlarrhrca , riches' pains , sprains , headache. nruralK'a , rheumatism2i- 5c. - . Kough on 1'alu Plasters. I3c. Miss Fortescue , who obtained ? oO,000 from Lord Gaimoyle , is , it is said , to marry.- Mrs. . . WOOD , the wife of one of the early set- tlers ¬ of Eilinwood , Kas. , has been blind of the right eye for nearly six months. About a month ago , under the recommendation of Dr. Barr , one of the leading medical practitioners of Eilinwood , she came to this citv and placed her case under the care of Drs. Dickerson & Stark , of the Kansas City Surgical Institute. She returned home Tuth sight restored. ' Mile. Louise Cognetti , the new piano vir- tuoso ¬ , is becomingImnous in Europe- .If . you are tired taking the large oldfash- ioned ¬ griping pills , and urc satisfied that purg- ing ¬ yourself till you are weak and sick is ; not good common sense , then try Carter's Lit- tle ¬ Liver Pills and learn how easy it is to bo free Irom Billiousness Headache , Constipa- tion ¬ and all liver troubles. These little pills are smaller , easier to take and give quicker relief than any pill in use. Forty in a vi.e. ' One a dose. Price 23 cents- .ITalforcl . Sauce used at all first-class hotels Hakes your food more nutritious. Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds , and rheumatism are relieved by Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone liniment. Sold by druggists. ' , Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul- sions ¬ and frequently death. A pleasant. safe< and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN , " WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists. Headaches , constipation , liver complaint ' il"i " * -1 ! ' billiousness are cured remedv which never DAYL'IGHT LIVER. PILLS. " Only Sold by druggists.- An . economical man will Keep the leather ofj liis harness softacd pliable , which preserves it from cracking or ripping. He always uses UNCLE SAM7S HARNESS OIL , Sold by all Harness Makers- .Onethird . of all who die in active middle life are carried off by consumption. The most fre- quent ¬ cause is a'neglected cold , couirh , hoarse- ness ¬ , bronchial trouble or asthma , all of which may be permanently cured bv EILERT EX- TRACT ¬ OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists A farmer's wealth depends on the condition of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they , are especially liable to distempers , fevers , colds , and all" diseases which destroy animals. ' Thousands of dollars are saved annually by that valuable old stand by , UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER. Restless , fretful , crying children are BufTe- rimr - and need for their relief DB. WIN- ClIELL'S - TEETHING SYRUP , which is use- ful ¬ not only for all the disorders of teething- infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat , colic and cramps of older children , and should always be kept in every house for emergencies. Only 23 cents. Sold bV all druggists , Frederick Douglass , if relieved from office by Mr. Cieveiand , will go abroad. - TThcn Baby was sick , we pave her Castorla , "When she tvas a Child , she cried for Castoria , When she became Miss , she clung to Caatoria , When she had Children , she gave tlicru Castoria , Ex-President Hayes has been serving as a grand juror. Out of Sorts- Persons of a dyspeptic tendency are often "out of sorts , " cross , and peevish. The failure of the dlRes- tlve - organs to do their duty, the severe headache, distress In the stomach , heartburn , or other Indica- tions ¬ of dyspepsia , cause irritability , confusion of mind , and a miserable feeling it is impossible to de- scribe. ¬ . Hood's Sarsaparllla toaes up the digestion , and rouses the kidneys and liver to prompt and regular action- ."I . hare used Hood's SarsaparJHa for sick headache and Indigestion , and It has relieved me of days and weeks of sickness and pain. " MAEY C. Sunn , Cam- brldgeport. - . Mass- ."For . the past two years I have been afflicted with severe headache and dyspepsia. I was Induced to try Hood's Sarsaparllla , and having found great relief. I cheerfully recomm' > nd It to all similarly afflicted. " MBS. E. F. AXXJLBLE, Kew Haven , Cona. . Hood's Sarsaparilla i by nil druggUts. II ; sir for *5. Made only .HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries , LowellMass- .fiOO . Doses One Dollar * E3"Kcep In tlio Fashion. The Din- mend Dyes always do more than they claim ta- do. . Cover over that old dress. Itwillloofc like new. They are warranted. 10o. at drug- Kists. - . Wells , Richardson & Co. , Burilngtou , \ U The only daugh'or of "Stonewall" Jackson will eoon'mary a Richmond merchant. ' TlPPECANOB'T- HE BEST <n 7 ; Hm HO u.z rO uiO z a i < a. H 2o H J- UJX 2z S- 3FEB9. CEtaaajassic- OPYRIQHTtOI [ SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.- H. . . H. WAENEB & CO. , Eoclicster , H. Y- .TOR . ALL WEAKNESSES OF DIGESTION. 251.- H . , H , WAHMEB&Cfl-Jocliester, H.Y , PROF. J. Q. ADAMS. South Syracuse, X. Y. . rec- ommends ¬ Warner's TIITKCANOE. The ISest , In the strongest terms for Dyspepsia and stomach disorders For Tc-ning Up Ilia System , No Superior , O A. 3P O J3.- H . , H , WARKER & CO. . Rochester. N , Y , 7. II. DKTCIO , Esq. , of AlhlonX. Y. . years npo was tak-cu with stomach disorder , BlceploMiess , melan- choly ¬ , headaches , etc. He cave up his uuslnmand- resoitcd to farming In the hope that out-of-door ex- ercise ¬ would restore him. lie exhausted all the known means of the best nhyslclans inaln. . In 1M- Iliegan taklnn AVarner's TIITKOAXOE. Tue J'cst , mid In March , 135. he stated that his health was hotter thnu it had been for years , and that no medicine he knew of or ever had heard of equaled Warner's TIP- , The IJeht.for stomach disorders.- A . MEW DEPARTURE C3m Thrown in and out of wind by revolving the pump rod , Uoinr- uivsiy with sill levern , pulleys , obnfnn , nnd wires peculiar t all other mills. His a It EAlt l.OC'Iv to prevent wheel runninenhen out cf KBIT. Simple , Strong , and Humble. Fully War ¬ ranted. tzr-J.IVK AtJKNTS WANTiiO.- Is . used by thoniands of first clais >I nnfacnirer and Mechanics on their best work. .Received GOLD MEDAL.IxmJon.'Sl.l'ronouncjtlrfTOnyfj ; overt clueknmrn. Sendcard ofdealerirhodocsnotkeep 1600 Itvritufive2c stamps for SAM RLE CAN tss.T- oJPTISTS nssia Cement CotGloncctcrHas3. PMTERIALS T O& & 0 ?? . ART OOc. doz. ; Sable 13rushe-l Sc. up ; Bristles , "o- .np . ; Plaques. 5c. up : Pallets. 5c. ; Easels. SOc. ; Arists' Boxes , $1-10 : Panel' . We. up ; Oils , 12 l2c. ; 232. ; Gold or Silver I'aint , liic. ; I'an- Instructors lor all in ¬ I struments , 5Jj- .Eend2c.it . Omaho- ' Stamp for Send for Circulars. GEO. R-IJATIIBUnK, Principal.- I . have n E*3ltlv remedy for the atoave dlscane ; by its use thousinlscfcaissot th worst kSaJ and or lon tandlnchav baen cured. InJaed.tostronglsmvfaltli- In Us efflcacy.tli.it I wlil sen4 TWO BOTTLES FIIEB , to-ctharwltnaVAI.UABI.ETKEATISnoathiiidlje o- tolmysuffaror. . Glvnoipre i ndP O.addrss- .R. . . II. AWARE TIL1T Lorillard's Climazb- earlneared Plug tin. tag ; that Ixtrtllard's Rove Leaf fine cut ; tlitt Lorlllard' * . CIlppliiKB. and that Lorlllard'g Hnnfla , are the belt and cheapest , quality conV icred ? "THE BEST IS CHEAPEST. " ENGINES , Horse Powers ( Suitedtoall sections. WnteforKiinKIIIus-ParaphleJ and Prices to The Aultman A: Taylor Co. . 3I.tnsfleld , Obir > . . . - . . i. A. L. SSITU A to. , ie rt *> i-ti u , m.- Aslc . your dealer for a CAPITAL CITY WHIP and be surprised. They are something wonderlul. In- IstonyourdealerorderlnRthe - ( CAPITAL CITY WHIP. K they do not carry them In stock. A. J. Gustln & Co. , Lincoln. Neb. "Wholesale and Retail DEWEY & STONE , Omaha , Heb.- Oro. . . Jonathan's JokesS- Opagcs.ninitrated. . Sent ; PostpaidforTnelre Centa. , 294S1 E ksanSt.,5cwTac- k.hlno . Habit Cared in 1O- to todays. Jfo pay till cured.- DC. . . J. STEPHIKS , Lebanon. UUlo. DR. A. C. SABiiM. Twenty Years * Experience in diseases treated successfull- yandCURED.suchasPrnlep FEMALE - sus.Ovanan tronhle * . Inflam- madon - n-'d Ulceratlon ; , Fall- In - ? and D placement of tke- W onib , Silnr.l Weakness , and Change of Life , and all forms of KIIINElftroublej. Can relTeVeTrTall and positively cure most of those com- Elalnts - end eaknesies so toHumankind.- Lunz . diseases. Liver complaints and all dlncaccs of a private nniure successfully treated. CA >'CEKS treated acd cured. Letters of Inquiry confldcntlallr answered. Address DJt. A. C. SAUIX , Ucutrlce ,> ieb , VT. N. U. , Omaha , - - 2GC . WHElTWHITING"TOAWERTISEKaTpleala eayyou saw the advertisement la this papir Frotecute tlm Swindlers ! ! I- If when you call for Hop Bitters ( s'r rjrftn- cluitnof Jfopson the uhiteluM ) the drucglst hands out any stuff callul C. D. Warner's German Hop Bitters rr with other "Hop" name , refuse It and shun that drusjulst as you would a viper ; and If he has taken jour money fo.- the stulT, Indict him for th ? fraud. and sue him for daimiiccs for the swindle , andi- we will reward vou liberally for the convic- tion. ¬ . * _ . . "I JTctre Suffered . ' " With every disease imaginable for the last' three years. Our Druggist , T. J. Anderson , recommending "Hop Bitters" to me , I tfsed two bottles ! Am entirely cured and heartily recommend * Hop Bitters to every one. ' J. D. Walker , BucUncr , Mo- .Cottnlerfeitlnfj . 1'roves Superiority , ' "Although counterfeiting is one of the , greatest crimes ngalnst the business of anyj country , and in inanv eases "Destructive of liralth and life ! " ' "It proves beyond a doubt the"- "Superiority" Of t/ie article counterfeited ; As no Inf ( rior article if erercounterf tiled. ' Pioof of thi'sfs found In the great uumberlnj "Australia , EnglaniL Yrance , 'Germany , India , IJeigum , Canada and the U. S. - Of counterfeits of the great remedy, ) Hop Bitters , " Whose name and merits arc so well known t the world over that it is a. . ' 'Shining mark nnd favorite prey ' "For Counterfeiters !!! " Beware of all that docs not have a green' cluster of hops on the white label- .Froieciile . Hte Siclnillers . ' . ' . ' If when you call for Hop Bitters ( see jrrcenf cluster of Hops on the white label ) the drug- gist ¬ hands you out any stuff called C. D. War ¬ Gcrniuu Hop Bitters or with other "Hop" name , refuse it und shun that drug- gist ¬ as you would a viper ; and if he has taken your money for the stulT, Indict him i or the fraud :iud Hue him for dumag-es tor the swin1- die. . find wo will reward you liberally for the conviction.- Doctor. . "Yes ; yon are Wliona. Just {ret a boz of- Wright'g Indian Vegetable Tills ; they will cure you. " FOR BILIOUS COMPLAINTS. Bilious Complaints are caused by torpidity , con- gestion ¬ , or the ulceration of the liver. - v i The symptoms are dark , creasy , yellow sMn , a brown or whitish coat to the tongue , appetite irreg- ular ¬ , often a dry cough at niRht- .'Die . sldn sometimes breaks out into pimples and eoresjondthowholesystemiaoutof order.Vrieht' Inillnn Vegetable IMIIa arc one of the very best remedies known for any form of these troubles , and will certainly relieve the enfferer. * They are purely vegetable , nude from the best drugs by competent hands , and give satisfaction. They are very gentle in their action , causing nogripingor unpleasant feel- ing ¬ to the most delicate, A trial will convince any- one troubled with bilionsncss that Wri ht' In- .dian . Vegetable Fills i ? the medicine he needs. "I ought to know about It , " wa * the remark of a gentleman to his companion , in pusstnx the exhibit of "KIdEe's Food" at a recent fair. " 1 have reared nve children on It. " Such testimony as this , cover- ing ¬ jears of time , is hotter than al nrxuuicnts.- Kidjje . Food btlll maintains the lead as hest suited to : ill claste _ and conditions of child life. & & 9 it * ifr1 * * :!: *** C * *** ** . . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S . . VEGETABLE COMPOUND * IS A POSITIVE CUP.E FOR . All those painful Complaints * and Vi'eaknriscs so common * * * to our Itest * * * * * * * * FE31ALE POPULATION. * Frlce $1 lu Hqtud , pHI or Ioz nje fora. * 113 purpose is solely for the legitimate healing of disease and the relief of pnin , and that it does all it claims to do, thousands cf ladies car gladly testify. * It will euro entirely all Ovarian troubles , Inflamm * . tion aad Ulceratlon , Falling and replacement ?, anit consequent Spinal Weakness , and Is particularly adapted to the change of life. * " * * * * * * It remores Faintness. Flit'Jlen-v; ( la troysall craThiff for stimulants , and relieves .Teacne'.i of the Stomach , tt cures Bloating , Headaches , X-trvous. 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Page 1: Out of Sorts- of - nebnewspapers.unl.edu fileYonng lady at Boarding Scliool-.At. some of the French boarding schools in Paris, the girls arc fed on weak soup, two or tlireo degrees

Yonng lady at Boarding Scliool-.At

.some of the French boarding

schools in Paris , the girls arc fed onweak soup , two or tlireo degreesstronger than hot water ; meat fromwhich nearly all the nourishmentis extracted by boiling ; coarse veal ,watery carrots and gray , sour bread.The young lady who comes homo aftera few terms of this sort of diet may bo

;very learned , but is pa'o and poorlooking , lacking vigor and health. Giveher Brown's Iron Bitters the besttonic in the world for young ladieswith impoverished blood ana bringtho-roses into her cheeks.- ' _

Miss Kato Field admires Washington for Itsintellectuality.

CURESRheumatism , neuralgia , Sciatica.

Lumbago , Backachn , Headache , Toothache ,Sore TliroatSeJUtic . !Si >r: 'niBI!raises,

Burns , Scalda , FrotttJUitcv ,1KD AMj OTHER BODILY PAIRS jlSD jUIIES.

BoH Ljr I> rugltti *nd Dealers everywhere. FUly Ccnta u IwtUa.Direction j. In 11 Lnnjuanm.

ty THE CIIA1U-ES A. VOGELEK CO-.SuedKit

.( to jL VOaEtEH * CO. ) Bal Umorr , MJ., C. S. JU-

duigcrons an well &a distressing complaint. If-it tends , by impairing nutrition , and de-

pressing-

/ the tone of the (system , to prepare the wayfor Bapid Decline.-

Quicldy

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and completely Cnres Dyspepsia in allits forms. Heartburn , llclchinp. Tasting theFood , &o. It enriches and purities the blood, stimu-lates

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the appetite, and aids the assimilation of food.-EEV.

.. J. T. KosBiTEii , the honored pastor of tha

First Reformed Church. Baltimore. Md. . says :

"Having used Brown's Iron Bitters for Dyspepsiaand Indigestion. I take great pleasure in recom-mendinc

-it highly. Also consider it a splendid tonic

and inricorator. and very strengthening. "Genuine has above tnde mark and crossed red lines

onwrnriper. Tnlie no other. MndeonKbyBROWN CHKMIOA.I , CO. , BAL.TIMOK.R. 3ID.

LADIES' HAND BOJK useful and attractive , con-taining

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list of prizes for recipes , information abontcoins , etc. . Riven array by all dealers in medicine , ormailed to any address on receipt of 2c. stamp. .

All Mlspinei in He BROAD OLA IM of tebxtiii

VERY BEST OPERATING,

SST SELLING AND

Ever offered to the public.-

In

.order to enrich

the blood , and thusImpart fresh vlprorto-an enfeeblpdsybtem ,stimulate fl a K K I n K-

dlRestlon with thenational InvlRorant ,Hosteller's StomachBitters , which , by In-

fusing¬

energy Intothe operations of ttcstomach , promotes ,jjay insures thor-ough

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dljrestlon andassimilation , andconsequent n u t r I-

tlon.-

. A gain to ap-pctlte

-, vigor and

flesh. Is Invariablyfound to follow acourse of this deserv-edly

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, popular tonicwhich Is, moreover, areliable preventiveof malarial fevers-.Forsalebvall

.Drup-

and Dealerscentrally.

The Mirroris no flatterer. Would youmake it tell a sweeter tale ?

Magnolia Balm is the charm-er

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that almost cheats thelooking-glass.

GREEN & BURKE ,

LIVE srocKAS-D

COMMISSION MERCHANTS.

UNION STOCK YARDS , OMAHA , REB ,

Represented at Chicago by thewellknownlive Stock Commission firm of Keenan & Han-cock

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, Union Stock Yards.

REFERENCE :

Omaha National Bint.-ilerchants

.* Nation ! Bint , David City-

.Kearncv.

National Bank , Kearney.- Coluinbui State Bank , Columbus.-

McDonald's.

Bank , North Platf-

enni 1 CCC Omaha Commercial. Send came fet i

llULLLOCi Catalogue end specimen of penmanI 'I. G. KOHliBOUGH , Principal.

Daniel O'Connell and Biddy Mor-ia

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arty. *

The following is printed verbatimfrom "Madden's Kevolations of Iroliind : "

"When Daniel O'Gonnel was yet ayoung man his talent for vituperativelanguage was so great that he wasdeemed matchless as a scold. Therelived in Dublin a certain woman , BiddyMoriarty by name , who kept a hucksterstall on one of the quays nearly oppo-site

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the Four Courts. She was a first-class virago formidable with both fistand tongue so that her voluble im-

pudence¬

had become almost proverbialin the country roundabout.

Some of O'Connel's friends thoughtthat ho could defeat her with her ownweapons , while others ridiculed theidea. The Kerry barrister could notstand this ; so he backed himself for a-

match. . Bets were offered , and taken ,

and itwas decided that the mattershould bo settled at once. So proceed-ing

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to the huckster's stall with a fewfriends O'Connell commenced the at-

tack¬

on the old lady-."What's

.

the price of this walking-stick , Mrs. What's-your-name ? "

"Moriarty , sir, is my name , 'and agood one it is ; and what have you tosay agin it ? and one-and-six-pence's theprice of the stick. Troth it's chape asdirt , so it is. "

"One-and-stxpence for a walking-stick ; whew ! Why , you are no betterthan an impostor to ask eighteen pencefor what cost you two pence. "

"Two pence , your grandmother , " re-

plied¬

Mrs. Biddy. "Do you mane tosay that's chating the people I am ?Impostor , indeed ! "

"Ay , impostor ; and it's that I call youto your teeth , " rejoined O'Connell.-

"Come.

, cut your stick , you cantanker-ous

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jackanapes. ""Keep a civil tongue in your head ,

you old diagonal , " cried O'Connell ,calmly-

."Stop.

your jaw , you pug-nosedbadger , or by this and that , " cried Mrs-.Moriarty

., "111 make you go quicker nor

"you came."Don't be in a passion , my old radiusanger will only wrinkle your beauty. ""By the hokey , if you say another

word of impudence , I'd tan your dirtyhide , you bastely common scrub ; andsorry I'd be to soil my fists upon your.-carcase. . "

"Whew ! boys , what a passion old Bid-dv

-is iii ; I protest as I am a gentleman

_J

"Jiutleman ! jintleman ! the likes ofyou a jiutleman ! Wisha , by gor , thatbangs Banager. Why , you potatofaced-pippinsneezer , when did a Mada-gascar

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monkey like you pick enough of.common Christian decency to liide yourKerry brogue ? "

"Easy now easy now , " cried O'Con ¬

nell , with imperturbable good humor :

"don't choke yourself with fine lan-guage

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, you old whiskey-drinking paral-lelogram.

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. "' 'What's that you call me , you mur-

derin'-

villain ?" roared Mrs. Moriarty,stung with fury-

."I.

call you , " answered O'Connell , "aparallelogram ; and a Dublin judge andjury will say that it's no libel to call

"you so."Oh , tare-an-ouns ! oh , holy Biddy !

,that an honest woman like me should bocalled a parrybellygruin to her face-.I'm

.none of your parrybellygrums , you

rascally gallows bird ; you cowardly ,sneaking , plate-lickin' bliggard ! "

"Oh , not you , indeed ! "* retortedO'Connell ; "why , I suppose you'll denythat you keep a hypothenuse in yourhouse. "

"It's a lie for you , you b y robber ;

I never had such a thing in my house ,

swindling thief. ""Why , sure all your neighbors know

very well that you keep not only a-

hypothenuse , but that you have twodiameters locked up in your garret ,

and that you go out to walk withthem every Sunday , you heartless oldheptagon. "

"Oh , hear that , ye saints in glory 1

Oh , there's bad language from a fellowthat wants to pass for a jintleman. Maythe devil fly away -with you , you wicherfrom Munster , and make celery-sauce ofyour rotten limbs , you mealy-mouthedtub of guts. "

"Ah , you can't deny the charge , yonmiserable sub-multiple of a duplicateratio. "

"Go , rinse your mouth in the Liffey ,you nasty ticklepitcher ; after all the badwords you speak it ought to be filthierthan your face , you dirty chicken of-

Beelzebub. . ""Kinse your own mouth , you wicked-

minded polygon to the deuce I pitchyou , you blustering intersection of a-

st ng superficies ! ""You saucy tinker's apprentice , if you

don't cease your jaw I'll " But hereshe gasped for breath , unable to hawkup any more words , for the last volleyof O'Connell had nearly- knocked thewind out of her-

."While.

I have a tongue HI abuseyou , you most inimitable periphery.Look at her , boys ! there she stands aconvicted perpendicular in petticoats !

There's contamination in her circum-ference

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, and she trembles with guiltdown to the extremities of her corollari-es.

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. Ah ! you're found out, you recti-linearantecedent

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and equiangular oldhag ! 'Tis with you the devil will fly-

away , you porter-swiping similitude ofthe bisection of a vortex ! "

Overwhelmed with this torrent oi-

languags , Mrs. Moriarty was silenced.Catching up a saucepan , she was aim-ing

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at O'ConnelPs head when he veryprudently made a timely retreat.-

"You.

have won the wager , O'Connell ,

here's your bet ," cried the gentlemanwho had proposed the contest.

According to the statistics oi drink ,the inhabitants of the United Statesconsume twice as much beer and twiceas much-milk as they did ten years ago-.In

.the same period the consumption of

distilled spirits has increased , but notin the ratio of the increase in popula-tion

¬

, and the use ofwine has actuallydecreased. The demand for coffee haugreatly increased. These figures upon'the whole , are favorable to temperanceHid health.

Brought Homo in a Wngon.-t

.t LOUISVILLE , Ky. Mr. J. Helmuo ,Vice President of the City Brewery ,was brought home in a wagon , carriedup stairs oy two ot his men and laid onthe bed. He was suffering with a severeattack of rheumatism contracted in theice vaults of the brewery. He refusedto have a doctor, but dispatched a ser-vant

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for a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil , withthe result that in one week he was en-

tirely¬

cured and able to return to hisdesl

Life In the Coffin.Premature burials could , it is said , bo

avoided by a single test , which , if relia-ble

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, should be universally known. It isthat the hard , ball-like substance of theeye cannot bo felt in the body of a deadperson , as the eyeballs become soft andj'ield to pressure the day after death ,and are softer still twenty-four hourslater. On this subject it is related thatPrescott , the historian , ahvaj's enter-tained

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a peculiar dread of being buriedalive , and he had therefore often re-

quired¬

that measures should be taken toprevent all possibility of the horrors thatmight follow such an occurrence. Hisinjunctions were obeyed. A principalvein was severed , so that , if life shouldagain be awakened , it might ebb silent-ly

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away without any possible return of-

consciousness. . London Echo.-

A

.

Chinese Funeral.The procession which accompanied

the remains of the Chinese Prince Lau-Fu

-to their lastresting place was headed

by thirty-six slaves , clad in garments ofgreen cloth and bearing a huge woodencage , representing the funeral of thesoul. These were followed by 100 slavesdressed in red and carrying tablets in-

scribed¬

with the titles , honors and vir-tues

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of the dead. Next came twentysportsmen , leading 240 hounds once be-

longing¬

to Lau-Fu , the camels , mules ,

horses , sedan chairs , and the privatecarriage , drawn by a mule ; sixteen , ser-vants

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, dressed in green silk , bore an-

armchair covered with a tiger skin , aregiment of cavalry and infantry fol-

lowed¬

, then the body servants and cam-els

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, thirty-two priests with templemusic , and finally the coflin , borne byeighty servants and covered with a silkpall. The emperor was represented bysix ; empty carriages , behind whichwalked the grandees. Prince Lau-Fu'sarms , carriages , clothes , tents , etc. ,were all burned as a winding up of thefestivities. Toronto Globe.

Delicate Diseasesof either sex , however induced , prompt-ly

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, thoroughly and permanently cured.Send three letter stamps for large illus-trated

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treatise. World's DispensaryMedical Association , Buffalo , N. Y.-

A

.

Quiet Territory.Montana is a quiet territory. Wo

slip over the range and rattle down intoBoulder , where a good team and a freshdinner awaits us. The sheriff is outafter horse-thieves. Tipped back inour chair , smoking the after-dinnerpipe , we listened to the office chat andbusy talk from eight or ten old-timers ,miners , "cow" men and old -49" stagemen. "If Jack catches his men , will hofetch them in ?" "Bet yer life he will , "says another. "If the boys on the othertrail get ahead of the sheriff , they won'tbring no one back , " quietly remarks anold stage man. 'iYes , " says another ,"about 200 of them fellers went overthe range got lost that's the waythey fix 'em here in this belt." "Yes,pardner. I know a cowman near herethat put up over $2,000 cash , out of hisown pile , to hunt down them kind ofpeople , and his men had orders to losethem on the range somewhere. " Thisis not a healthy country for "hosst-hieves. . " They will live longer onsome other range. Montana is a quietterritory. Go where you will , at any-time of day or night , and you will feelmuch safer riding through mountaintrails than trying to cross a "draw" in-

Bandbagging Chicago. CorrespondenceMinneapolis Tribune.

James G7riaino Trill summer In Maine.-Eomo

.day to Washington he'll go again.

Years Teach More Than Books.Among other valuable lessons im-

parted¬

by this teacher is the fact thatfor a very long time Dr. Piercc's"Golden Medical Discovery" has beenthe prince of liver correctives and bloodpurifiers , being the household sphysi-cian

-of the poor man , ar.d the able con-

sulting¬

physician to the rich patient ,and praised by all for its magnificentservice and efilcacy in all diseases of achronic nature , as malarial poisoning,

ailments of the respiratory and diges-tive

¬

systems , liver disease and in allcases where the use of an alterativeremedy is indicated.

Senator Wade Hampton is considered themort scicntilic fisherman in public life.

Pile Tumorshowever large , speedily and painlesslycured without knife , caustic , powder,or ointment. Consultation free. Writefor pamphlet and references , enclosingtwo letter stamps for reply. World'sDispensary Medical Association , GG3

Main Street , Buffalo , N. Y.General BetfBuitier is occasionally spoken

of as "the bias-orbed widow. "

The Times scribe had an interviewwith W. C. Parker , of Windfall , lastweek. Mr. Parker held a one-fifthticket in the Louisiana State Lottery ,No. 59,075 , which drew $15,000 , one-fifth of the first capital prize of $75,000.-E.

.. Perry held a half interest in the

ticket purchased by Mr. Parker, Thetwo named gentlemen in company withtheir attorney , R. B. Beauchamp , wentto New Orleans to draw the money.When they arrived there .they had notrouble at all in procuring the 15000.They speak very highly of the companyand say the people of New Orleans saythat it is an honest , fair and reliableinstitution. It is recommended by theState Legislature , and that its check isgood for a million dollars. Tipton ,Ind. , Times , May 7. r-

Rev. . Mr. Spurgeon Is said to preach betteras he grows older.

When you visit New York City , via Centraldepot , save Baggage Expressage and S3 Car-riage

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Hire , andstop at the Grand Union Hotel ,opposite said depot. Six hundred elegantrooms fitted up at a costof one million dollars ;$1 and upwards per day. European plan. Ele-vator.

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. Restaurant .supplied with the best-.Horsecars

., stages and elevated railroad to all

depots. Families can live better lor lessmoney at the Grand Union Hotel than at anyother first-class hotel In thejcity-

."VIoePresident.

Hendriika was a bofsball-piayor when he was a boy.

The letter carriers of Salt Lake Cityare said to find it impossible to delivertheir missives. On account of the ar-rests

¬

of polygamists , all the Mormonshave been warned against talking tostrangers or giving their names or resi ¬

dences. The carriers in their rounds ,knock at doors , and a scurry ensues in-side.

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. A child answers the call , andoften refuses to tell who Jives there. Itdoesn't know the names of its neigh ¬

bors or where its father and mother areto be found. The uniform is a sign ofthe enemy , and no information is to behad. .._

"For Sale at a Sacrifice. "A well-established paving Dry Goods Store

In Omaha, Neb. About ? 10,000 required. Address W. M. BUSIIMAX , Omaha , Neb-

.It.

is said that President Cleveland is able tosave the greater part of his salary.-H.

.

. H. FJSLCJI. KocKtonl. 111. , tayn lie finds Vetc-Irmpr

--Carhollsalve unequalcd fur the ciVra of cmi.e i scratch ;* , and the longer ho utcs It theucttcr he likes it as a remedy for general stable .

Evangelist Moody is growing exceedinglyfat. Good men ought to bo great.

For Bronchial , Asthmatic , and Pul-monary

¬Complaints , "Jfnun's llronchial-

Troches" manifest remarkable cut atlve prop¬

erties. Sold only in borci.-

Mies

.

Anna Dickenson has piven up thestage , but her age she will never give up-

.Of

.

E COJllOget bilious , have heavy headaches , mouth foul ,yellow eyes , &c ; all the direct result of Im-pure

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Mood which can be thoroughly cleansed ,renewed and enriched with Kidney-Wort. Itacts at the same time on the Kidneys , Liverand Bowels and has more real virtue in a pack-age

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than can be found In any other remedyfor the same class of diseases.-

Mr.

.

. Cleveland confesses that ho like to bopresident , now that ho is used to it.

PKESERVEK.-If

.you arc losing your grip on life , try "Wells'

Health Kenewer. " Goes direct to weak spots.-

Gen.

.

. Komaroff can talk as well aa ho fights

If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. IsaacThompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. '2ac.

Joe Jeffers9n says he is not certain that hewill ever act in London again .

MOTHERS. ;

If you nrc falling ; broken , worn out ami nervous ,'use "Wells' Health Iteuewer." 81. Druggists :

Bismarck's income is over $300 a day.The purest, aweetrst and best Cod Liver Oil In theworld , manufactured from fresh , healthy livers , upon. ,

the sea shore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Pa ¬

tients v/ho have once taken It prefer It to all others.Physicians have decided It superior to any of theSother oils In market. Made by CASWILT , JtUzzAr.ix

, &Co. , New Turk. I

Chapped Hands , Face. Pimples , and Kouch Skin ,'cured by using Juniper Tar Soap , made by CASWZLLJUAZAED & Co , New York. V-

"Margery Deano" will bo the guest of M.'BSCleveland at the White House.

Save ifme and money by using Stewart's Heat,Ing Powder for cuts and sores on animals. Soldeticrywhere.JS and SO cts. a box. Inj it-

."Muchappointed.

Minister Kealy" is whnt )

a western critlccalls_ him-

."R017GM.

OX PAIN. "Oircs cholera , colic , cramps , dlarrhrca , riches'

pains , sprains , headache. nruralK'a , rheumatism2i-5c.

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. Kough on 1'alu Plasters. I3c.

Miss Fortescue , who obtained ?oO,000 fromLord Gaimoyle , is , it is said , to marry.-

Mrs.

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. WOOD , the wife of one of the early set-tlers

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of Eilinwood , Kas. , has been blind of theright eye for nearly six months. About amonth ago , under the recommendation of Dr.Barr , one of the leading medical practitionersof Eilinwood , she came to this citv and placedher case under the care of Drs. Dickerson &Stark , of the Kansas City Surgical Institute.She returned home Tuth sight restored. '

Mile. Louise Cognetti , the new piano vir-tuoso

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, is becomingImnous in Europe-

.If

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you are tired taking the large oldfash-ioned

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griping pills , and urc satisfied that purg-ing

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yourself till you are weak and sick is;

not good common sense , then try Carter's Lit-tle

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Liver Pills and learn how easy it is to bofree Irom Billiousness Headache , Constipa-tion

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and all liver troubles. These little pillsare smaller , easier to take and give quickerrelief than any pill in use. Forty in a vi.e. 'One a dose. Price 23 cents-

.ITalforcl

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Sauce used at all first-class hotelsHakes your food more nutritious.

Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds ,

and rheumatism are relieved by Uncle Sam'sNerve and Bone liniment. Sold by druggists. '

,

Worms cause peevishness , fevers, convul-sions

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and frequently death. A pleasant. safe<

and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN ,"

WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists.Headaches , constipation , liver complaint

' il"i " * -1 ! 'billiousness are curedremedv which neverDAYL'IGHT LIVER. PILLS." OnlySold by druggists.-

An.

economical man will Keep the leather ofjliis harness softacd pliable , which preserves itfrom cracking or ripping. He always usesUNCLE SAM7S HARNESS OIL , Sold by allHarness Makers-

.Onethird.

of all who die in active middle lifeare carried off by consumption. The most fre-quent

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cause is a'neglected cold , couirh , hoarse-ness

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, bronchial trouble or asthma , all of whichmay be permanently cured bv EILERT EX-TRACT

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OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY.Sold by druggists

A farmer's wealth depends on the conditionof his stock. When scraggy and feeble they ,

are especially liable to distempers , fevers ,colds , and all" diseases which destroy animals. '

Thousands of dollars are saved annually bythat valuable old stand by , UNCLE SAM'SCONDITION POWDER.

Restless , fretful , crying children are BufTe-rimr

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and need for their relief DB. WIN-ClIELL'S

-TEETHING SYRUP , which is use-

ful¬

not only for all the disorders of teething-infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat ,

colic and cramps of older children , and shouldalways be kept in every house for emergencies.Only 23 cents. Sold bV all druggists ,

Frederick Douglass , if relieved from officeby Mr. Cieveiand , will go abroad. -

TThcn Baby was sick , we pave her Castorla ,

"When she tvas a Child , she cried for Castoria ,

When she became Miss , she clung to Caatoria ,

When she had Children , she gave tlicru Castoria ,

Ex-President Hayes has been serving as agrand juror.

Out of Sorts-Persons of a dyspeptic tendency are often "out of

sorts ," cross , and peevish. The failure of the dlRes-

tlve-

organs to do their duty, the severe headache,distress In the stomach , heartburn , or other Indica-

tions¬

of dyspepsia , cause irritability , confusion ofmind , and a miserable feeling it is impossible to de-

scribe.

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. Hood's Sarsaparllla toaes up the digestion ,

and rouses the kidneys and liver to prompt and regularaction-

."I

.hare used Hood's SarsaparJHa for sick headache

and Indigestion , and It has relieved me of days andweeks of sickness and pain. " MAEY C. Sunn , Cam-brldgeport.

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. Mass-

."For

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the past two years I have been afflicted withsevere headache and dyspepsia. I was Induced to tryHood's Sarsaparllla , and having found great relief. Icheerfully recomm' >nd It to all similarly afflicted. "MBS. E. F. AXXJLBLE, Kew Haven , Cona. .

Hood's Sarsaparillai by nil druggUts. II ; sir for *5. Made only.HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries , LowellMass-

.fiOO

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Doses One Dollar *

E3"Kcep In tlio Fashion. The Din-mend Dyes always do more than they claim ta-

do. . Cover over that old dress. Itwillloofclike new. They are warranted. 10o. at drug-Kists.

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. Wells , Richardson & Co. , Burilngtou ,

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The only daugh'or of "Stonewall" Jacksonwill eoon'mary a Richmond merchant.

'TlPPECANOB'T-

HE BEST

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3FEB9.CEtaaajassic-

OPYRIQHTtOI[

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.-

H.

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. H. WAENEB & CO. , Eoclicster , H. Y-

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ALL WEAKNESSESOF DIGESTION.

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., H , WAHMEB&Cfl-Jocliester, H.Y ,

PROF. J. Q. ADAMS. South Syracuse, X. Y.. rec-ommends

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Warner's TIITKCANOE. The ISest , In thestrongest terms for Dyspepsia and stomach disorders

For Tc-ning Up Ilia System , No Superior ,

O A. 3P O J3.-

H

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, H , WARKER & CO. . Rochester. N , Y ,

7. II. DKTCIO , Esq. , of AlhlonX. Y.. years npo wastak-cu with stomach disorder, BlceploMiess , melan-choly

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, headaches , etc. He cave up his uuslnmand-resoitcd to farming In the hope that out-of-door ex-ercise

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would restore him. lie exhausted all theknown means of the best nhyslclans inaln. . In 1M-Iliegan taklnn AVarner's TIITKOAXOE. Tue J'cst , midIn March , 135. he stated that his health was hotterthnu it had been for years , and that no medicine heknew of or ever had heard of equaled Warner's TIP-

, The IJeht.for stomach disorders.-

A

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MEW DEPARTURE

C3mThrown in and out of wind byrevolving the pump rod , Uoinr-uivsiy with sill levern , pulleys , obnfnn , nndwires peculiar t all other mills. His a It EAltl.OC'Iv to prevent wheel runninenhen out cf KBIT.Simple , Strong , and Humble. Fully War¬ranted. tzr-J.IVK AtJKNTS WANTiiO.-

Is

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used by thoniands of first clais >I nnfacnirerand Mechanics on their best work. .ReceivedGOLD MEDAL.IxmJon.'Sl.l'ronouncjtlrfTOnyfj ; overtclueknmrn. Sendcard ofdealerirhodocsnotkeep 1600Itvritufive2c stamps for SAM RLE CAN tss.T-

oJPTISTS

nssia Cement CotGloncctcrHas3.

PMTERIALS T O& & 0??. ARTOOc. doz. ; Sable 13rushe-l Sc. up ; Bristles , "o-

.np.

; Plaques. 5c. up : Pallets. 5c. ; Easels. SOc. ;Arists' Boxes , $1-10 : Panel' . We. up ; Oils , 12 l2c. ;

232. ; Gold or Silver I'aint , liic. ; I'an-

Instructors lor all in¬

I struments , 5Jj-

.Eend2c.it.

Omaho-'Stamp for

Send for Circulars. GEO. R-IJATIIBUnK , Principal.-

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have n E *3ltlv remedy for the atoave dlscane ; by itsuse thousinlscfcaissot th worst kSaJ and or lon

tandlnchav baen cured. InJaed.tostronglsmvfaltli-In Us efflcacy.tli.it I wlil sen4 TWO BOTTLES FIIEB ,to-ctharwltnaVAI.UABI.ETKEATISnoathiiidlje o-

tolmysuffaror. . Glvnoipre i ndP O.addrss-

.R.

.

. II. AWARETIL1T

Lorillard's Climazb-

earlnearedPlug

tin. tag ; that Ixtrtllard'sRove Leaf fine cut ; tlitt Lorlllard' *

. CIlppliiKB. and that Lorlllard'g Hnnfla , arethe belt and cheapest , quality conV icred ?

"THE BEST IS CHEAPEST. "ENGINES ,

Horse Powers

(Suitedtoall sections. WnteforKiinKIIIus-ParaphleJand Prices to The Aultman A: Taylor Co. . 3I.tnsfleld , Obir>

. . . - . .

i. A. L. SSITU A to. , ie rt*> i-ti u , m.-

Aslc

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your dealer for a CAPITALCITY WHIP and be surprised.They are something wonderlul. In-

IstonyourdealerorderlnRthe-

( CAPITAL CITY WHIP. Kthey do not carry them In stock. A. J. Gustln & Co. ,Lincoln. Neb.

"Wholesale and Retail

DEWEY & STONE , Omaha , Heb.-

Oro.

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. Jonathan's JokesS-

Opagcs.ninitrated. . Sent ;PostpaidforTnelre Centa.

, 294S1 E ksanSt.,5cwTac-

k.hlno

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Habit Cared in 1O-to todays. Jfo pay till cured.-DC.

.. J. STEPHIKS , Lebanon. UUlo.

DR. A. C. SABiiM.Twenty Years * Experience in

diseases treated successfull-yandCURED.suchasPrnlepFEMALE -sus.Ovanan tronhle * . Inflam-madon

-n-'d Ulceratlon ; , Fall-

In-

? and D placement of tke-W onib , Silnr.l Weakness , andChange of Life , and all formsof KIIINElftroublej. Can

relTeVeTrTall and positively cure most of those com-Elalnts

-end eaknesies so toHumankind.-

Lunz.

diseases. Liver complaints and all dlncaccs of aprivate nniure successfully treated. CA>'CEKStreated acd cured.

Letters of Inquiry confldcntlallr answered.Address DJt. A. C. SAUIX ,

Ucutrlce , >ieb,

VT. N. U., Omaha , - - 2GC .WHElTWHITING"TOAWERTISEKaTpleala

eayyou saw the advertisement la this papir

Frotecute tlm Swindlers ! ! I-

If when you call for Hop Bitters (s'r rjrftn-cluitnof Jfopson the uhiteluM ) the drucglsthands out any stuff callul C. D. Warner'sGerman Hop Bitters rr with other "Hop"name , refuse It and shun that drusjulst as youwould a viper ; and If he has taken jourmoney fo.- the stulT, Indict him for th? fraud.and sue him for daimiiccs for the swindle , andi-we will reward vou liberally for the convic-tion.

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*_ .. "I JTctre Suffered .'"With every disease imaginable for the last'

three years. OurDruggist , T. J. Anderson , recommending"Hop Bitters" to me ,I tfsed two bottles !

Am entirely cured and heartily recommend *

Hop Bitters to every one. '

J. D. Walker , BucUncr , Mo-

.Cottnlerfeitlnfj

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1'roves Superiority , '"Although counterfeiting is one of the ,

greatest crimes ngalnst the business of anyjcountry , and in inanv eases

"Destructive of liralth and life !" '

"It proves beyond a doubt the"-"Superiority"Of t/ie article counterfeited ;As no Inf( rior article if erercounterftiled. '

Pioof of thi'sfs found In the great uumberlnj"Australia , EnglaniL Yrance ,'Germany , India , IJeigum , Canada and the

U. S. -Of counterfeits of the great remedy, )

Hop Bitters , "Whose name and merits arc so well known t

the world over that it is a. .' 'Shining mark nnd favorite prey '

"For Counterfeiters ! ! !"Beware of all that docs not have a green'

cluster of hops on the white label-

.Froieciile

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Hte Siclnillers .'.'.'If when you call for Hop Bitters (see jrrcenf

cluster of Hops on the white label ) the drug-gist

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hands you out any stuff called C. D. War¬

Gcrniuu Hop Bitters or with other"Hop" name , refuse it und shun that drug-gist

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as you would a viper ; and if he has takenyour money for the stulT, Indict him i or thefraud :iud Hue him for dumag-es tor the swin1-die. . find wo will reward you liberally for theconviction.-

Doctor.

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"Yes ; yon are Wliona. Just {ret a boz of-Wright'g Indian Vegetable Tills ; they will cure you. "

FOR BILIOUS COMPLAINTS.Bilious Complaints are caused by torpidity , con-

gestion¬

, or the ulceration of the liver. - v i

The symptoms are dark , creasy , yellow sMn , abrown or whitish coat to the tongue , appetite irreg-ular

¬, often a dry cough at niRht-

.'Die.

sldn sometimes breaks out into pimples andeoresjondthowholesystemiaoutof order.Vrieht'Inillnn Vegetable IMIIa arc one of the very bestremedies known for any form of these troubles , andwill certainly relieve the enfferer. * They are purelyvegetable , nude from the best drugs by competenthands , and give satisfaction. They are very gentlein their action , causing nogripingor unpleasant feel-ing

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to the most delicate, A trial will convince any-one troubled with bilionsncss that Wri ht' In-.dian

.Vegetable Fills i ? the medicine he needs.

"I ought to know about It ," wa * the remark of agentleman to his companion , in pusstnx the exhibitof "KIdEe's Food" at a recent fair. " 1 have rearednve children on It." Such testimony as this, cover-ing

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jears of time , is hotter than al nrxuuicnts.-Kidjje.

Food btlll maintains the lead as hest suitedto : ill claste _and conditions of child life.& & 9 it * ifr1 * * :!: * * * C * * * * * *. . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S . .

VEGETABLE COMPOUND* IS A POSITIVE CUP.E FOR .All those painful Complaints* and Vi'eaknriscs so common *

* * to our Itest * * ** * * ** FE31ALE POPULATION. *

Frlce $1 lu Hqtud , pHI or Ioz nje fora.* 113 purpose is solely for the legitimate healing ofdisease and the relief of pnin , and that it does allit claims to do, thousands cf ladies car gladly testify.* It will euro entirely all Ovarian troubles , Inflamm *.tion aad Ulceratlon , Falling and replacement ?, anitconsequent Spinal Weakness , and Is particularlyadapted to the change of life. * " * * * * ** It remores Faintness. Flit'Jlen-v; (la troysall craThifffor stimulants , and relieves .Teacne'.i of the Stomach ,tt cures Bloating , Headaches , X-trvous. Prostration ,General Debility , Sleeplessness. Depression and Indi-gestion.

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. That feelins ot rsanngr down , caucm pain ,and backache. Is alvrayx pcnnanently ruretl by its usv.* Scnil staran to Lynn , llass. , for paHiphlt. . Letters ofInquiry confidentially answered , t'orsaleatdruyyuts.

605 & 603 WYAHCOTTE ST. , KANSAS CITY , HO.-

FC.

/ \ EseaUr Griasszs ia Ilsiiris *. 17 yrs jractics- 13 in Chicnco. Authorized to treat all !

Chronic. Nervous and Special Diseases,Seminal AYeakneo ( Night Losses ) . Sei-nal

-lability lLo s of Soinal PonerJ.Ac.

GuaraMjCuieor money refunded. Charge *9 tow. A nel experience mreimportint. I "omercury orirjurisui medicinet uied. No time loitfrom'-builneii. . Patients from a distance treated by mail iledi-cinei

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tent ererywhere free from cue or break ;e. State yourt&f. aad tend far terms. Contuluuon fr >e iru confidential , .A BOOK for both sexes , illustd , ectsealedforfcmitampf.

HEUlliATISffl RHEUniATICCUP.E. .

A POSITIVE CURE for RHEUMATISM. $500 for anycase this treatment f Ji to cure er help. Grettnt discovery-.in

.

annals of medicine One dose tves relief aletvdowir* .moves fever and pain m joints : furccoiripietolin 5 to Tdara. .Sead statement af K with stamp for Circulars. Call , or ad-

.Dr.Hender3on,6QSWyandoteSt..Ksnt3sCity.Mo...

A.-na

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eip ns p"id any active perron to tell 'ourBBods. Noc plt lre |airrd. baUrrpil4-momitr -. Eip mn In tdrinct. Full p r-

TTe-

m *n what we ty. Standard Silver-Ware Co. , Trash inert on St. . Koston. Mass.

Tlie Best-

Waterproof

Coat ,

"Fish Brand" trade-mark. Illustrated Catalogue free. AJ.Tower ,

common

ner's

All Sorts ofhurts and many sorts of ails ofman and beast need a. coolinglotion. Mustang Liniment.