mothers day ideas - really a mom

Mothers day ideas - Really a Mom

Mom's doing things differently... how do you recognize a mom? Try these!

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You know you’re a mom when…..

• You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they’re equal.

• You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child’s favorite toy and made him/her cry.






• You have time to shave only one leg at a time.• You hide in the bathroom to be alone.• Your child throws up and you catch it.






• Someone else’s kid throws up at a party and you keep eating.

• You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance.






• You mastered the art of placing food on a plate without anything touching.

• Your child insists that you read “Once Upon a Potty” out loud in the lobby of the doctor’s office, and you do it.






• You hire a sitter because you haven’t been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids.

• You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it’s the only one your child eats.






• You can’t bear the thought of your son’s first girlfriend.• You hate the thought of his wife even more.• You find yourself cutting your husband’s sandwiches into

unusual shapes.






• You fast-forward through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi’s mother.

• You obsess when your child clings to you upon parting during his first month at school, then obsess when he skips in without looking back the second time.






• You can’t bear to give away baby clothes–it’s so final.• You hear your mother’s voice coming out of your

mouth when you say, “Not in your good clothes.”






• You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.

• You say at least once a day, “I’m not cut out for this job,” but you know you wouldn’t trade it for anything.






You read that the average five-year-old asks 437 questions a day and feel proud that your kid is “above average.”





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