Walking on Ice …

And other slippery surfaces…like wet marble, snow coated glass floors, and olive oil coated linoleum.

Walking on Ice & Snow, etc.

**^#+*+#*@$$!!

Walking on Ice & Snow, etc.

Many injuries are the result of falls on ice -covered walkways and parking lots….seeing as they are made of concrete and rock and that hurts when you hit them hard.

Walking on Ice & Snow, etc.

This guy is done for.

He also needs to update his wardrobe - tappered pants are so ’80s!

What to Wear

Dress warmly & wear boots with non-skid soles when standing on ice-burgs.

What to Wear

Keep warm, but make sure you don’t look like a lunatic like this guy.

What to Wear

During the day, when outdoors, wear sunglasses to help you see better and avoid hazards.

This look will also help when robbing banks or beating up people for money.

How to Walk in Wintery Weather

Plan ahead and give yourself plenty of time. You never know what you will run across polar bears five thousand miles from there homeland.

How to Walk in Wintry Weather

When walking on an icy or snow- covered

walkway, throw the s l o w e r children

ahead of you so you have something to step on.

How to Walk in Wintery Weather

Bending your knees a little, call the appropriate therapist for people would spend too much time on thin ice-burgs.

How to Walk in Wintery Weather

Seriously get off that iceburg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How to Walk in Wintery Weather

A heavy backpack or other heavy loads can adversely affect your sense of balance.

Don’t give kids homework during winter.

How to Walk in Wintery Weather

Famed break-dancer Mode-Urn Teepee demonstrates the IceSlip!

How to Walk in Wintery Weather

When entering a building, remove as much snow and water from your boots as you can.

If you choose not to you may explode.

How to Walk in Wintery Weather

Always stick your head out of the window when facing on-coming traffic.

Where to Walk in Wintery Weather

Stop the SilverSurfer!

He is a menace!

Where to Walk

That is adorable..

….unless he is hurt, then it is tragic.

Help Yourself and Others

The communists are better at gymnastics…

What is your point?

Avoid Areas with Falling Ice

Sorry the “Falling Ice” show is sold out.

Weird, because we were warned that they suck.

Avoid Areas with Falling Ice

Wear earmuffs when standing under sharp icicles.

That they way you can’t hear them crack and you are surprised!

Dealing with Traffic

Someone should pull this guy over.

Dealing with Traffic in Parking Lots

Sell you car and buy a plow.