michelle obama: the first 100 days of fashion

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The First Lady’s questionable fashion debut 100 days

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A pictorial recap of the First Lady's first 100 days with commentary.

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Page 1: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

The First Lady’s questionable fashion debut

100 days

Page 2: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

This itchy little number was carefully steamed off the

walls of the Lincoln bedroom. The residual

wallpaper adhesive initially gave the First

Lady a slight rash which was treated with a 1%

hydrocortisone cream.

The Lincoln bedroom wallpaper lives on.

Page 3: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

This piece says, “I’m in charge and I’m from the future.”

Perfect for:

A.) Bossing around Senators

B.) Star Trek conventions

Powerful, authoritative, and futuristic.

Page 4: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

The First Lady shows America how to reuse fabric from a perfectly good patio

umbrella.

Stylish, comfortable, andwater repellant.

Yesterday’s patio umbrella…Today’s First Lady couture.

Page 5: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

The First Lady emphasized her stately charm by pointing out the exits in this Delta Airlines

uniform.

The Queen prefers when her guests dress as subservient workers such as flight attendants.

Page 6: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

Originally serving as the Presidential bedspread

during the Nixon years, this comfortable piece has the

versatility for an elegant evening or an afternoon

catnap.

The Nixon bedspread breathes new life.

Page 7: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

The First Lady created this classic summer style by

revitalizing a table cloth from the Carter Presidency. The piece accentuates the First

Lady’s sculpted shoulders.

Classic, versatile, picknicky.

.

Not your grandmother’s table cloth.

Page 8: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

This First Lady works hard to keep her elegant shoulders

toned. Wonderful pieces like this ensure all those

pilates classes don’t go to waste.

The First Lady’s shoulders are her greatest asset.

Page 9: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

This handsome outerwear was discovered by White House staffers in a Secret Service

training locker.

Alterations are planned to reveal the First Lady’s

sculpted shoulders.

For those times when the First Lady’s aids forget her umbrella.

Page 10: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

With a little help from the White House seamstress, the First Lady rescued this beautiful

swatch from the White House drapery archives.

The piece gently accentuates the First Lady’s beautiful

sculpted shoulders.

Rejuvenating the Eisenhower Oval Office draperies.

Page 11: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

The First Lady uses color to communicate her agenda. The

powerful eggplant lobbyists were flattered by this logical

and elegant choice. They also admired her beautiful sculpted

shoulders.

When honoring the Eggplant Growers of America, wear eggplant.

Page 12: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

This historic pant suit was worn by Hillary on the

night she lost the Democratic primary.

“I hope it brings her more luck than me.”

- Hillary Clinton .

Donated by the Hillary Collection.

Page 13: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

Everyone knows teal is more appropriate for a First Lady than all other colors in the

green family.

A First Lady can never wear too much teal.

Page 14: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

Even without this wonderful piece, the

First Lady is still 68% better looking

than the gals on The View.

On loan from Barbara Walters’ grandmother.

Page 15: Michelle Obama: The First 100 Days of Fashion

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