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The wise philosopher Beyoncé Knowles once said “All the single ladies, put your hands up!” That’s right ladies, it’s okay to be single. Even though Bey went home to her husband and left us dancing in a circle to

the hit “SINGLE LADIES”, it’s still fine. And for all you lonely ladies out there, you probably feel the pres-ence of that day approaching more than the ones who are “CRAZY IN LOVE”...You guessed it, I’m talking about Valentine’s Day--DUN DUN DUUUUUN! But wait! Don’t go! This isn’t a story about all

the ways to say ILYSM or some lovey-dovey Nicholas Sparks movie review. NO WAY. No lovers allowed.

Unless, that is, if you are a Beyoncé lover. Yes, ladies, this year we are going to Be-yoncé. No you don’t need to go out

and find a husband and have a baby real quick, because let’s be real, you can’t really Be-yoncé, you don’t even have a boyfriend.

But we can sure try! All the single ladies, put your hands up, we’re “INDEPENDENT WOMEN”, work Valentine’s Day like she, Bey, would. Being Beyoncé is literally only something she can do, only because of the fact

that she’s from an alien goddess planet. We all know that if we are ever, in any way compared to or associated with Beyoncé in any way shape or form, we could live our lives completely content, even if there was a fire. So what more could you want on a day filled with all of the things that you don’t have like boyfriends, flowers, yadda yadda yadda, than to feel like a goddess? This girlies, is your guide to make V-Day, Bey-Day. STEP 1: HIRE A FAN HOLDERIf you know anything about Beyoncé, you know that her hair is always somehow blowing behind her like a beautiful mare running through a meadow. It’s like God created a breeze to follow her everywhere she goes. Since He spent a little extra time on her, we can just hire someone to hold a fan in front of us on V-Day. Or force a sibling, whatever you feel.

STEP 2: WAKE UP FLAWLESSIf you’re brave, you can construct a replica of Beyoncé’s Tom Ford body suit that

she wore for her 20 minute Video Music Awards performance and wear it whilst out and about. I mean why not? Beyoncé confesses herself that she has to wear four pairs of stockings in order to look that good, so just do what you have to do.

If you’re going for a more settle look, creep on Bey’s Instagram account (@beyonce) for some of her latest fab fashion moments. STEP 3: FIND YOUR INNER SASHA FIERCELastly, have a concert. I don’t care if you go perform at a local venue, in your bathroom, or for your mom and dad. Just live your single life as Beyoncé would if she weren’t married to one of the biggest names in music and have a beautiful daughter named Blue. It’s fine we’re not bitter girls. Really, single ladies, Valentine’s Day or any other day living the single life has potential to be a Beyoncé-tastic day. As I once read on a mug I found on Pinterest, “You have the same amount of hours in a day as Beyoncé.” It is so true. Use those hours and Be Yoncé!

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