December 3, 2010 Volume 1 Issue 7Edited by: Connor Turland

Delivering knowledge to @integrators since tweeters were tweetin’

#KISSIntel

KI camping trip a success! Oh wait no. 3 of 5 cars won’t start. CAA on the way. getting me, my car and my friends all home from camping was such an ordeal.

@Connoropolous what does it mean to be free?@SteveCuddler what will be the point of ki without you? there is no ki without cutler.

I need to be tazed into actionturn around @Connoropolous

@SashaVGraham Новый год от сосны, от сосны мне оторви иголочкууууу! Гуляет новый год, пацаны всей страны и поют девчоночкиииии!nooooo not the beard!

One... more... week... then I die of eargasm@SashaVGraham you cannot delay the inevitable! bwahahahahaha.

@adamjthor Here that man! Eating has taken over my life. @adamjthor AGH hear*Can’t wait for cake week @SteveCuddler@PDenBar whoops couldn’t get my spoon through the flesh. guess it’s not ripe yet.@caylery Does this mean you’re going to be locked in deadly one-on-one knife combat?YeeeeeeeeeeeeeezyDEEEE-VOURED that sucker.Aggressive.Lololol, omnomnomnivore so many perogies in my belly

Pigs on my knees! I just saw a narwhale costume, featuring lil jon as gandalf.@SashaVGraham Aaaaaannnnndd . . . it’s all one big lesson. (But you knew I was going to say that, right?) bomb defused.

KISS Wrap-Up

#Twitbits: A Term In Reviewby: Connor TurlandAssorted tweets assembled into semi-sensible nonsensical sentences @KI

This Saturday, tomorrow, KISS is hosting the end of term ‘wrap-up’ and Christmas gift exchange, followed by a wondrous bowling adventure. Anyone wishing to participate in the gift exchange will purchase and wrap a KI friendly gift. This can pose a challenge

because we all know how difficult it can be to define a KI student. Remember that the gift should be gender neutral and KI appropriate and generally around 10 dollar value. What that includes is completely up to you! The bowling will take place separately so that you can do one, or both, whichever suits your fancy! We’ve got all the bowling lanes booked!

Gift Exchange@ESS Coffee Shop@6 pm - 7:30 pm

Bowling@14 Princess St, Waterloo@8 pm - 10 pm

WEBS Coffee HouseCome and check out Environment talent and win a guitar or ipods in the raffle! There’s also a big surprise!

@EV 2002Today

@7:30pm

Make-A-Difference Market Conrad Grebel and community set up a fantastic market of homemade crafts and food. Good Christmas present material for (cough*giftexchange) your family and friends.

Integ 10 “Sundae” Seminar & Final KISS Meeting1. INTEG 120 connections assignments2. Brief wrap-up activity3. End of term Sundaes!!!!!!4. Stay after for last KISS meeting of term

@EV 2002 @2:30pm

Switching it up a little this week! Shad is one of the best Canadian MCs and arguably one of the

best there is period. His latest release “TSOL” was recently short-listed for the Polaris prize for best Ca-nadian album of the year. His lyrics are unmistakably profound and clever as he truly raps with purpose. Born in Kenya, but raised in London, Ontario, he got his first break when he won local radio station 91.5 the Beat’s “Rhythm of the Future” talent contest and got to record his debut album “When this is Over.” He comes from beginnings not far up the road, as he was an undergrad at Laurier. It’s hard to place him with artists that match his sound because his flow is unmistakable and his lyricism unmatched. Listen for his versatility when he raps and plays guitar on tracks like “Rock to It” and check out his quick wit and free-style in this week’s special treat video.

Kevin’s Sevenby: Kevin Rodriguez

Playlist of the Week

1. Rose Garden- Shad2.Vagabond- Hey Ocean! f/ Shad3.Born and Raised in the Ghetto- Point Blank4. Dynamo of Volition- Jason Mraz5.Yaa I Get It - Shad6. Hope – Twista f/ Faith Evans7. Oh Canada- Classified

Check out the playlist and special videoat kissintel.tumblr.com

@Conrad GrebelSaturday

@10am - 4 pm

#merry twitmas!

2December 3rd, 2010 Volume 1 Issue 7

Ingredients:1 cup of butter, room temperature½ cup of icing sugar1 ½ cups of flour½ cup of cornstarch¼ teaspoon of salt1 teaspoon of vanilla extract1 ½ cups of chocolate chips (miniature ones work really well here, but regular-sized are fine too)

Step 0: Preheat the oven to 350F.

Step 1: Put the butter into a large mixing bowl, and beat it for a minute or two until it’s smooth and light, with an electric mixer, eggbeater, or fork. Mix in the icing sugar with a spoon, so that the mixture has a uniform texture.

Step 2: Add the chocolate chips and vanilla, and mix it all together - then mix in the salt and cornstarch.

Cooking With Kenzieby: Kenzie Reid

Polka-Dot Shortbread

Dude staring at me:I’m glad the scary womansat beside you on the bus

Haiku’sby: Po Bai’ibo

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

Pundemoniumby: Sasha Graham

Step 3: Now add the flour, half a cup at a time, mixing after each addition. The final mixture will be crumbly.

Step 4: Take a cake pan (round, square, rectangular - doesn’t matter) and press the dough into it. It really helps to wet your hands so the dough doesn’t stick to them - keep a bowl of water nearby. The dough should be about an inch thick - if your pan is really big, just push it all to one side.

Step 5: Put the shortbread in the oven! Bake it for about 20-22 minutes: when the top starts to get golden brown, it’s done.

Step 6: When you take it out of the oven, cut it into shapes (usually squares, but hexagons or Escher-type shapes would be tasty too) right away, while it’s still warm and soft - otherwise you’ll have a giant solid block of shortbread! Unless that’s what you’re going for.

Step 7: Rock that exam period! Shortbread cures everything.

Trending: #2010disappointments #biebermyb**** Lebron Heatley Hanukkah Crossbow Don Cherry

Oh hey there uptownSkating should be starting soonIce looks slippery

One Last Wordby: Connor Turland

Word.

image: Paul Baribeauimage: Connor Turland

image: Kenzie Reid