ARRRRGGGHHHH!!! Every

time I try to grow a

moustache, people always

say it looks like something

died on my lip! I CAN’T DO

THIS ANYMORE!!!

But it’s

#NoShaveNovember so

you must! It’s not only a

cool trend but it’s for a

good cause too!

Okay, okay! First things first,

always keep your moustache

neat! Look at me!

Power, right?

It looks AWESOME! Can I

touch it?!!

No! First rule of being a Mo

Bro is NEVER touch

someone else’s moustache.

It’s unhygienic!

And not to mention…

awwwwkwardddd!

Try to keep your fingers

off your face if you can.

Bacteria might get in your

pores like that. You don’t

want ingrown hairs, right,

Ah Boy?

And neither do you want a

dirty wild ‘stache! So if you

need to tame it down, use a

special moustache comb.

I have one too! I call it

“Comie”.

But don’t use an electric

shaver. You might

accidentally over-trim it

and then have to redo your

moustache. Waste time!

Also, don’t trim too

frequently! You need to let

your moustache grow! If it

grows slowly, it’s alright!

Just be patient!

Next thing you need to

know is that a clean face

makes a handsome

moustache.

Indeed! Just like

shampoo for my royal

mane, I use facial wash

to clean my lip rug!

And don’t forget to apply

some conditioner and

hydrate this area

regularly too!

Here’s a good trick!

Essential oils like coconut

and eucalyptus help to

stimulate hair growth.

My favourite is mixing a

tiny bit of rosemary oil

with coconut oil.

I make a combo paste of

cinnamon bark powder and

lemon juice. Then I apply a

thin layer over my face,

wait for 20 minutes then

rinse it off with cold water.

Mmm… Fresh!

Oh now I know! I’m finally

ready for Movember!

I think so too, Ah Boy! It’s

time you put all this to

action and prove to us

you’re a MAN!

All the best, my young

Padawan!

With great moustache,

comes great responsibility!

Oh yeah!