jokut - funny jokes

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what jokut normally does

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- Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.- Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.- Thinks socialism means partying.- Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.- At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign here" he puts "Sagittarius."- Sells the car for gas money.- Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.- Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.