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Not Your Grandma’s Game: Why You Should Be Playing Bridge J-P Voillequé

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My Ignite Portland 5 presentation on bridge.

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Not Your Grandma’s Game: Why You Should Be Playing Bridge

J-P Voillequé

The Rules, Abridged (ha!) All cards are dealt. The dealer is first to bid. Bidding continues until all pass. Player to the left of the declarer opens the play with any card.

Highest trump wins any trick. Otherwise, highest card in the suit led wins the trick. You must play the suit led if you can. Whoever wins the trick starts play for the next trick.

Scoring is based on suit of the contract. No Trump > Spades & Hearts > Diamonds & Clubs

(Pun courtesy of @Metroknow)

The Horror Story

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It’s Like Twitter!

Bids North: 1NT

South: 2C

North: 2D

South: 3H

North: 4H

Translation “I have a frickin’ awesome hand.”

“Really? What’s your best major suit?”

“Hearts, and you?”

“ZOMG, I have great Hearts! I will scream it to the rooftops!”

“Okay, let’s do that then.”

Specifically Geeky Reasons

It’s code!

It’s got standards!

53,644,737,765,488,792,839,237,440,000

AKQJT98xxxxxx: 5,197,480,921,767,366,548,160

More Geekiness

“In terms of the game of bridge itself, computers can't play at any reasonable level. Even I can probably beat the best bridge software that exists today.” -Bill Gates, 1998

It Takes All Your Brain

You will always know the distribution of half of the cards. The remainder of the information needs to be deduced or inferred, whether you’re defending or trying to make the contract.

The Basics (in Four Slides)

Card Images by Jesse Fuchs and Tom Hart, based on David Bellot’s SVGs, and distributed under CC 2.5-by-sa

How Many Tricks Can I Take?

Always assume 6 tricks!

High Card Points (HCP): Ace = 4 King = 3 Queen = 2 Jack = 1 Ten = 0 (but we still love them)

Minimum HCPs requred: 13

This hand: 15 points. We Can Bid!

We Say, “One ______.”

What Do I Want to Be Trump?

Bid Strong & Long!

We Say, “One Spade!”

Dummy’s Hand (Shoulda bid 1NT/2C)

Your Hand

But…What if Partner Bids Back? Good! They have at least 6 HCP and they’re trying to give you more information about what they’ve got.

When you’re new, assume that all bids are “natural,” i.e., they’re not secret codes or big eyebrow-waggling events.

But What if My Opponents Bid? Oh no you didn’t.

Don’t Panic. There’s a chance that they’re trying to mess with you, but it’s equally likely that they have a decent hand and want to tell their partner.

Listen. Any bid contains information. That information is open to all – in fact, if your opponent’s bid means something other than the natural meaning, they’re required to explain.

Bid Back. The contested auction is a minefield for both pairs. If you can, push back at them.

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What’s the Difference?

Authentic learning environments.

Distributed learning.

Friends.

Places to Visit

Eastside Bridge Club: http://www.trumpuonline.com

Ace of Clubs: http://www.the-ace-of-clubs.com

Bridge Base Online: http://www.bridgebase.com

Things to Read

Bridge for Dummies, Eddie Kantar (Standard American Yellow Card)

Anything by Victor Mollo, but especially Card Play Technique and Case for the Defense

Let’s Get It Started!

[email protected] @lawduck on Twitter http://voilleque.com