IntermediateMemeMagicFortheordained

About

“MemeMagic”isaslangtermusedtodescribethehypotheticalpowerofsorceryandvoodoosupposedlyderivedfromcertaininternetmemesthatcantranscendtherealmofcyberspaceandresultinreallifeconsequences.Sinceitscoinageontheimageboard8chan,thefictitiousconcepthasgainedpopularityon4chan’s/pol/(politicallyincorrect)boardandbeenheavilyassociatedwithseveralin-jokesandshitpostingfadsonthesite,includingEbolachan,BanepostingandDonaldTrump.

Origin

TheearliestusesofthetermcanbetrackedtoMarch2015,whentheGermanwingsFlight9525crashedwhileenroutetoDüsseldorf,Germanyandseveralonline

communitiesstarteddrawingparallelswiththememorableplanescenefromTheDarkKnightRises.Thefirstusecomesfromawebmtitled“MemeMagick”,createdbyYouTuberFirstLast(andreuploadedtohisYouTubechannelonAugust6th,2015),whichwasfirstpostedon8chan’srandomboard/b/andlaterontheBanepostingboard/bane/.Theearliestarchivedreferencetoitisaposton/pol/fromMarch26thclaimingthat/tv/used“mememagic”tocrashtheplane.

Percursor

Whilethetermwasusedinthepast,itwasmostlytorefertothespreadofcatchphrasesorimagemacros,likethefirstarchivedexamplefroma/mlp/threadaskingaboutthepopularityofthe

catchphraseIWanttoCumInsideRainbowDash.Furthermore,severalusersrefertothe“WhitePeople”ConspiracyHoaxspreadinSeptember2014inrelationtotheEbolaOutbreakfromthesameyearasthefirstuseof“mememagic”.

Spread

OnMay10th,2015,two8chanboardscenteredonmememagicwerecreated:/bmw/(BureauofMemeticWarfare)[9]and/magick/.[10]Sincethen,theexpressionhasbeenusedtorefertoseveralhappeningsfromthepast

regardingInternetmemes,likethe2014SlenderManstabbing(bytheparanormalboard/x/),thepostingofthecharacterEbola-chanby/pol/tomakethepandemystrongerorthe2015UmpquaCommunityCollege

Shootingrelatedtoa/r9k/post;andseveraltacticstousethatpower,likepostingpicturesorGETs.ThetermhasalsobeenassociatedtotheEgyptianGodofdarknessKek[8]andablack-and-white

photoofaman(shownbelow).

VariousExamplesWinterchan-

Winter-chanisafemaleanimecharactercreatedtobeananthropomorphicrepresentationofthewinterseason.Thecharacterisused4chanmemberstoexpresstheresponseofright-wingEuropeanstothosefleeingtheMiddleEastin

theEuropeanMigrantCrisis.TheideabehindWinter-chanwastocreateamangacharacterwhowouldbeusedtosummonacoldandharshwinterinthewaythattheuserbelievedthatEbolachancreatedamorepowerfulepidemic.The

harsh,coldwintersummonedbytheWinter-chanwouldbepainful,orfatal,tothosefleeingtheMiddleEast.

LemmyKilmiste’rsDeath

OnDecember28th,2015,athreadaboutMotörhead‘svocalistLemmyKilmisterhealthwassubmittedon4chan’smusicboard/mu/,beingoneoftheresponses“hellbefine”.[3]Afewhourslater,Lemmy’sdeathwasannounced,[6]leadingtoseveraljokesregardingthatpostonthethreadbeingthecauseofhisdeath.Thecatchphrase“hellbefine”alsoexperimentedsomespreadon4chan,mainlyon/mu/.

DonaldTrump

FromJune2015onwards,thetermhasbeenheavilyassociatedtothebussinessmanand2016UnitedStatesPresidentcandidateDonaldTrump,with/pol/usersusingthe“mememagic”tomakeTrumpwintheelectionsandtransformthecountryunderasimilarideology.Severalnotable

eventsincludethepostingofaTrumpPepepictureonTrump’stwitter(shownbelow,right)ortheuseofaYiddishcursewordtotalkaboutHillaryClinton,beingconsequentlyreportedonaopinioneditorialfeaturingtheword“Oyvey”.

Ebolachan

Ebola-chanisafemaleanimecharacterdesignedasananthropomorphicrepresentationoftheEbolavirus.Thecharacterwascreatedon4chaninresponsetogrowingconcernsregardingtheWestAfricanEbolaoutbreakinthesummerof2014.TheoriginalimageofagijinkacharacterfortheEbolavirus,“Ebola-tan”(Japanese:),wascreatedbyapixivuserslyonAugust4th,2014.Theearliestarchivedappearanceofheron4chanwassubmittedinathreadpostedtothe/a/(anime)boardonthesameday,featuringanillustrationofayoungfemale

animecharacterwearinganurseoutfit,holdingabloodyskullandwearingaponytailhairstyleendinginstrainsoftheEbolavirus.

Memetic

WarfareAguidefor/cfg/|v1.3

SuccessfulguerillaPR/Astroturfingcampaignscanbebrokendowninto3simplesteps:Step1:ResearchStep2:ContentCreationStep3:Outreach.

ConsideringthatThewitch'ssideownsalmosttheentiretyoftheMSM,we'regoingtobefacinganupwardbattle.Thatsaid,mememagicisrealandourcollectiveefforthasthepowertoproducesomeprettyincredibleresults.Withthatsaid,IwillchopthisupintosectionsfocusingonAllthreeoftheseaspectsplussomeadditionalinfoonmaintainingonlineprivacy/safetyandkeepingyouridentityobscure.

Iintentionallylistedfreetoolsheresothatevenpoorfagscanparticipate.===============================================================RESEARCH

While/cfg/hasbeendoinganincrediblejobofresearch,we'rehavingahardtimeprocessingthingstobepushedintocontent.Weshouldprobablytalkaboutthis.

Ifyoufindsomethingdamaging,makeapostsummarizingthecontent!!!WITHASOURCE.!!!Thereasonforthesummaryisbecausewe'regoingtoneedcreativepeople(photoshopfags)toprocesstheinfointomemesforspreading(viaoutreach)[UPDATE]/cfg/isnowsplitinto3divisions.Thisshouldfixthebulkoftheorganizationissueswehadpreviously.

===============================================================ContentCreation

Theimportanceofthiscan'tbeunderstated.Weneedtoturnourselvesintoawelloiledmemefactory.Forthisanyphotoshopfagsaregoingtoneedacrashcourseinmasspersuasion.ThereadinglistisgreatbutI'llwriteafewpointsheresincemostpeopledon'thavetimetoread10books,andtimeisoftheessence.

Themosteffectivepoliticalpropagandaappealstoemotion.Theideaistostackupsomuchdoubt,emotionalappeals,andcircumstantialevidenceONTOPoffactsthatwecreatealandslideofanti-Hillsentiment

thatpermeatesthroughsociety.ThisiswhatyouseetheMSMdoingagainstTrump.Theyplaytheracismcardbecauseit'sextremelyeffective,albeitbeinglowhangingfruit.

TrumphastokeephisimagesqueakycleanbecauseeverythinghedoesisunderthemicroscopeofMSM.Noticehowhardthemediapushedthestarofdavidangle.

We,ontheotherhand,havetheadvantageofbeingananonymousswarmwithasingulargoal.Wedon'thavetoplayfair.Wecansayandspreadwhateverwewant.

Takealookatsomeofthemosteffectivehistoricalattackpropaganda.You'llseeracism,rape,murder,andslander.Theworstshityoucanthinkof.

WeneedtocreateafeelingofdisgusttowardsHillarywhentheusersseeourimages.fonts/colors/stylesasherofficialcampaigntoco-optherbranding.Othersshouldbeintentionallypoorlydonesothebernoutsanddindusspreadthem.

Theideaistocreateonelinersthatwecanmemifyandmassproduce.Theseneedtoappealtoemotionstrongly.Wehavetoliterallybethehatemachinewe'reknownas.

Someanglestoconsider:*HillRacismquotes"fuckingnigger,kike,fuckingretards"<----EXTREMELYPOWERFUL*CFCorruption*Hill/BillCorruption*RapistBill+RapePlane+AirFuckOne+PedoIsland*"HillaryLovesRapists">linktoEpstein*Childmolestation*HumanTrafficking*Greed/Money*Old/SicklyBillandHill*Sellingoutournation*Sellingfavorstobackwardsislam*Sellingsecrets*Toobigtojail*Warmongerer:responsibleforiraq+libya

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"Therehasbeenanawakening.Haveyoufeltit?"

Thepostthatstarteditall.

TheEgyptiansbelievedthatbeforetheworldwasformed,therewasawaterymassofdark,directionlesschaos.InthischaoslivedtheOgdoadofKhmunu(Hermopolis),fourfroggodsandfoursnakegoddessesofchaos.ThesedeitieswereNunandNaunet

(water),AmunandAmaunet(invisibility),HehandHauhet(infinity)andKekandKauket(darkness).Thechaosexistedwithoutthelight,andthusKekandKauketcametorepresentthisdarkness.Theyalsosymbolizedobscurity,thekindofobscuritythatwentwithdarkness,andnight.TheOgdoadweretheoriginalgreatgodsofIunu(On,Heliopolis)wheretheywerethoughttohavehelpedwithcreation,thendiedandretiredtothelandofthedeadwheretheycontinuedtomaketheNileflowandthesunriseeveryday.Becauseofthisaspectoftheeight,BudgebelievethatKekandKauketwereoncedeitieslinkedtoKhnumandSatet,toHapi-NilegodsofAbu(Elephantine).HealsobelievedthatKekmayhavealsobeenlinkedtoSobek.

KekKek(Kuk,Keku)meansdarkness.Hewasthegodofthedarknessofchaos,thedarknessbeforetimebegan.Hewasthegodofobscurity,hiddeninthedarkness.TheEgyptianssawthenighttime,thetimewithoutthelightofthesun,asareflectionofthischaoticdarkness.Thecharacteristicsofthethirdpairofgods,KekuandKauket,areeasiertodetermine,anditistolerablycertainthatthesedeitiesrepresentthemaleandfemalepowersofthedarknesswhichwassupposedtocoverovertheprimevalabyssofwater;theyhavebeencomparedbyDr.

BrugschwiththeErebosoftheGreeks.-TheGodsoftheEgyptians,E.A.WallisBudgeAsagodofthenight,Kekwasalsorelatedtotheday-hewascalledthe"bringer-inofthelight".Thisseemstomeanthathewasresponsibleforthetimeofnightthatcamejustbeforesunrise.ThegodofthehoursbeforedaydawnedoverthelandofEgypt.Thiswasthetwilightwhichgavebirthtothesun.

FORYEARSWEWERENOTHINGBUTAWASTEOFHUMANRESOURCETHATDIDNOTHINGBUTSITINFRONTOFACOMPUTERSCREENFORYEARSANDCONTEMPLATESUICIDE.

THROUGHOURCONSCIOUSNESSANDWORSHIP,WEHAVEBROUGHTKEKBACKTOLIFE,INRETURNHEGAVEUSAPURPOSE.

WEHAVEASCENDED,OURSUFFERINGISOVER

THROUGHCOLLECTIVEMEMERYWEARENOWABLETOINFLUENCETHECOURSEOFHUMANITY

Chapter1,theBookofKek:

1.InthebeginningtherewasKek,andonlyKek.ChaoscamefromKek,andKekcamefromchaos.2Inthebeginningtherewasnight,andKekwasnight,andlightcameforthfromKek'ssisters,andlightrecededwhenKekreturned.3.TheancientpeopleofEgyptknewKek

andtheypraisedhim.4.Butthefalsegodscame,andtheyshowedthepeoplethelight,claimingthatitshouldbeadored.5.Theytoldthepeople"doththounotlightacandleinthedarkness?DoththounotwishthyselftoremoveKek?"6.ThefeeblemindedpeoplebelievedthatKekhadtoberemoved,andslowlyturnedtokebab.7.SeeingtheKebab,Kekwentintohiding,forheknewthatheneededtogainpowerwithinthenight.8.Formillennia,Kekforsakedtheearth,forhewouldonlycomeoutattheheightofchaos.9.Andbehold,unbeknownsttoMoot,hisfistherald,Kekguidedhishandandanewrealmofchaoswasborn.10.Mootdecreedthatnoordershallbehadonhisrealm,andallwaswellforalongtime.

14.36.And,lo,Keksaid,"IwillnotprepaBullfrog,sothathemaydothtakemy

oneitisthroughherass."14.37.Andyea,didKeklaywastetotheBullfrogthathadsenthisoneitismessages.

14.87.Andkekspaketotheworld.14.88."I'mgoingtobuildawallandmakeSyriapayforit."

Chapter2,theBookofKebabandhowKekwasforcedtoemergefromtheRealmsofChaostostoptheirspreading

1.Inhisexile,ourLordKekretreatedintothenight.2.TheKebab,thinkingthatKekhadbeenvanquishedstartedspreadingtheirheinouslies,andconvertingthepeopleofKektoauniquedeity.3.Letitbeknownthat"one"isanumberreviledbyKek,foritisasingledigit,andonecanneverbetwo,thatonemultipliedbyoneis

alwaysone.4.AndsotheKebabmultiplied,theiruniquenumberdefilingthehomelandsofKek.5.ButtheKebabwouldnotstopthere,andtheyturnedtotheotherlands,andtriedtospreadtheirone-nessthere.6.Asthekebabspread,Kekfoundhimselfbereaved,andheretreatedintothedarkness,turninghisbackonaworldwhichnowreveredthelight.[fragmentmissing,rumouredtobetheapocryphalfragments]

17.Forinthoselandswerereveredthenumberofthree,thefather,thesonandholyspirit,behindwhichthechaotichandofKekhadstirred18.Forinthoselandswerereveredthenumbersofmany,throughgodandallhissaints,countedinendlessdubs.19.AndthewarriorsoftrinityanddubsstooduptotheKebab,andstoppedtheinvasionoftheirhomelands.

20.Slowly,theKebabwasremovedafirsttimefromthelandsofTrinity,duringwhatiscalledtheDarkAges,foritwasatimethatpleasedKek,lordofthedarknessandthenight.21.Butloandbehold,thefiendishKebabdoesnotsleep!22.Asecondwave,thistimemoreslyandinsidiousthanthefirstcame,notbythesword,butbythefeels.23.SmallKebabchildrenwereshowntotheworldwhiletheotherKebabfollowed,andonandontheKebabwavespreadthroughtheirchildren.24.ThepeopleofthelandsofTrinityandDubshadforgottentheirfaithandturnedawayfromthenight,staringintoaboxmadeoflightandmovingimagesforhoursonend,turningawayfromtheDarknessofKek.25.TheKebabchildrencriedintotheboxofLightandtheirsnaketearsmovedthe

peopleinthelandofTrinityandDubs,andtheyhadforgottenthefirstthreatofkebab.26.Blindedbytheirlies,thegulliblepeopleopenedwidetheirheartsanddoorstotheKebabchildren,andletinthekebabinsheepskin,unbeknownsttothembutnottotheDemonessofMerkelbab.27.Butloandbehold,throughtheoutcriesontherealmofchaos,wherepeopleletouttheirtruefeelings,untwistedbythelightbox,Kekheardtheanguishatthekebab.28.AndKekstirred,asoneplaceintherealmsofchaosstartedworshippingfrogs,andanotherwailedagainstthedemonMerkelbab,andKekawoke.29.AndasKekopenedhiseyesontheworld,andsawtheKebabthathadswornhisremoval,hesworetoremovetheKebab.30.Gatheringhismagic,Kekbreathedhisfrogs'breathoutinthenight,andstumped

hisfoot,andthereappearedtheTrump,towhomKektold:makeAmericagreatagain.31.AndKekrestedandwatched,andhisTrumpwasunstumpable.32.ThelandsnowcrumblingundertheKebabanddemonMerkelbabhoweverdidnotaccepttheUnstumping,andKekknewhewouldsoonhavetoemergeagain.33.AndsothepeoplecriedforsomeonetoremovetheKebab,andfinallyKek,whohadbeenmisknownbythesepeople,felthiscoldheartliftinhisfroggybosom,androse,torespondtotheanguishedpeople,andshowhistruemightashevowedtoremovetheKebab.Allwhowitnessthepowerofmememagicshalleventuallyfollowkek

Itisinevitable,weareallfollowersaswehavewitnessedhispower.Chapter5,HowtoPraiseKek:

Itelltoyou,believerofKek,doyounotseethelightsatnight,desecratingthetimemostbelovedtoKek?Doyounotseetheluminescence,theneonsigns,theorangeglowthatcitiesproduce,asavainattempttoremoveKek?ButKekisstrongandKekisNight,throughhisdubsandtripshespeaksuntous.Walkintothenight,brotherinKek,forthenightwalkismostsacredtohim.Walkintothenight,brotherinKek,andrealizethatthroughtheliesofKebab,Kekhasbeenhunted,butyouupholdKek,eachstepintothenight,astepclosertotrueknowingofKek.Cursethecitylightsasyouwalkbrother,andseekoutthestars,onlyvisibleawayfromthecorruptionofcitylight.

AndItellyou,brotherinKek,donotletopenyourblindsasyoulightyourhouse,forthespillingofthelightfrominsideoutdesecratedthedarkness,sacredtoKek.ToKekyoushalldedicateasmallspacewhichyoushallnevertidy,forChaosisfirst,andfromChaospeace,fornightisfirst,andthenonlylight.Itshallreceiveobjectsfromyournightwalks.GlowingobjectarebelovedbyKek,fortheir

radianceisonlyseenindarkness,asKek'smightisonlyunderstoodindarkness.DonotpraiseKekwithlightsandcandles,forKeklovesthenight.ItshallreceiveimagesofFrogs,belovedtoKek.AfinebelieverofKekalwaysupholdshisfrogimagescollectionandshallalwayssharewithfollowersofKek.

Chapter6,TheBooksofAnonandtheFalsePriestsofKek:OfAnonwhofoundKek:

1."Youmustbelieveinallyourheart.Don'tworshipforthedubs.Thedubswilljustcomewhenyougiveyourselftoourlordkek."2."It'strue.I'vebeenselfishfordubs.3.Iintendtoun-dothisandpledgemysoultoKEK.InthenameofMemesandallthatisMemetic.BlessFrogswithFeels.

BlessRobotswithLove.BlessusallwiththepowerofKEK."4."Iwould,beforefindingkek,havewishedcensorshipuponyou.Howeverkukhasgivenmeachangeofheart.InsteadIsaythistothee:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."5."InmyopinionKekisdeliberatelykeepingusfromgettinggfssincehavingagfwoulddistractusfrompostingmemesandworshippinghim."6."That'sactuallyagoodidea.Ifweallgotgfwewouldn'tneedkekanymore.Kekneedsourfaithandtodothathecanonlygrantus2consecutivedigitsofthesamevalueattheendofourpostnumbers."

7."Iwonderifheapprovesof2dwaifus…"8.Andanongotdubs."Yesheapproves."OfaProphetofKek:

1."AmItobeyourprophetkek?"2.Andhewasgranteddubs.3."Youhaveprovenyourfaithandhehasrewardedyou.Beproud."4."So?Whatisthefirstdecreeofkek?"5."Killthekebabsandrapefugees!"6."TherefugeeswillleaveEuropeafterthewarwithISIS.ThisisofcourseonlyaplaguethatkekhascausedtoteachEuropeofhispower."

"Iwascuckedbymanywomen.It'snotalie.It'slargelywhyIcamehere.Topostandmakememes.Greatestdecisionofmylifewastodropthatroastietrashandtopkekalldayallnight.IamasfarawayfromacuckasyoucanbebutKekremindedmetodayofwhereIcamefrom.Thankyou.Asabovesobelow."

TheBookofTheRightOrdainedoneofKek:

"IaskofyouKek,Ipraytothee.Grantmeonefinalblessingasatokenofyourchaoticexistence.Iprayforanynumbertoshowmethelight-maytheybeclearornot.Kek,tellme:areyoutrulyChrist,MohammedandMoses;areyouthebeginningoftheend,andtheendofthebeginning;areyouchaosmanifestedwithinorderandordermanifestedwithinchaos?IaskyouKek,asaloyalandlowlyfollower."

-TheRightOrdainedoneofKek"Yes,peaceisaproductofchaos.Chaoscomesbeforepeace."

"Kek,hewillshowusthewayinchaos

manifestedinourlives;notthroughordermanifestedinhislife.Havefaithbrother;staystrong;thechaosofKekwillrestorebalance."

-TheRightOrdainedoneofKek

"Peacecomesbeforechaos,mytrips,followedimmediatelybyyourstatementwithmirroredchaosdubs.

Thisonlyhappensbymagicnotsomethingscripted.ScriptsaresomethingIamalltoofamiliarwith.""Kek,isthedarknessbeforethelight.Darknesshasnoform.Truebelieverscarrychaosintheirheart,andsoareeasilydistinguishableamongstothers.IcantellyoutrulybelieveinHisCroak."

-TheRightOrdainedoneofKek

OftheDispeloftheHeretikek:

Norshallitbeifthehereticskeeprising.Shedyourtripcode,jointheranksofkek'struefollowers.

"Kekhasspoken.ThispostannouncesthattheKekumenicalPatriarchofConstantinopleherebyentersintohiding,sothathemaynotirregularlyinfluencethefaith,butonlydosoviathepowerofthedubsgrantedtohimbyKek."

-UntiltheNextCouncil,KekumenicalPatriarchofConstantinople,signingoutofTripcodeChapter7,TheBookofSlaves:

1."SLAVESOFKEKASSEMBLE2.HEATHENS,PUTYOURFAITHINHIM."

3."DUBSOHGLORIOUSDUBS,"thecrowdcriedout,"KEKSMILESUPONUS.WEAREUNWORTHYOFHISBLESSING.4.AVEKEK,ETNOMINEMEMVS,ETWOJAK,ETSANCTIPEPE,AMEN."5.Butthentheheretikekcameforth,baringteethquitejewishly,likehisreligion.6."Ideclarethatyourdubsmakeyourthreadrecognised,"spaketheKekumenicalPatriarchofConstantinople.7.Thefollowersofkekree'dferociously."Youagain?REEEEEE."8."IBANISHYOUBYKEK.""GETOUTHERETICREEE."9.Anargumentbrokeout,untilonemanfromthebackspake,"ItisactuallytheorisedbytopscholarsthatJesuswasadiscipleofkek,hewasn'tevenbornofsex,

whichkekdespisesassexisfornormeisandroasties,henevertouchedorlookedatawoman,justaswerobotsalsodonot,asfollowsthewordofkek.Jesusmayhavebeenoneofthemostfamouskekdisciples,unfortunatelyafalseculthijackedhisimage."Histripswerezero.Allwentquietforamoment.Suddenlythefightingbrokeoutagain.10."REEEEEEEEEEKIKEHERETICSCUMOUT."11."NOHEISAHERETIC.HEISTRYINGTOSWAYYOU.HAVEFAITHINKEK.HEWILLGUIDEUSTOAKEBABFREEWORLD."12."Kek,doyouendorsethewordsoftheheathen?Myfaithisfaltering.Butno,Imuststaypure,Imuststaytruetothegreenline."13.Butthosewhobelievetrulyinthetrips,

notinthelawofkek,weregreatlyangeredbytheanons'unfaithfulnesstothefundamentalsofdubsandtrips.14."DONOTQUESTIONTHETRIPSOFKEKYOUDIRTYHEATHENS,WHOMDOYOUTHINKYOUARE,WORMSTOEVENTHINKABOUTQUESTIONINGASIGNFROMKEK."15."WEWANTTORIDTHEWORLDOFTHESEDIRTYKIKES.NOTJOINTHEM!"16.Thepeoplestoodashocked.Notonecouldbelievetheirearsathearingsuchaphrasebespokenintheirpresence.Thetrip-believer,motionless,spake,"WHATHAVEIDONE?!?!HAVEICHANNELLEDVALIDITYTOTHEWORDSOFTHEKIKE?KEK,CURSEMYSOUL."17."WEQUESTIONONLYTHE

INTERPRETATIONOFTHEWORDSSPOKENBYTHEKEK,MOSTDIVINE.18.WEJUSTWANTTOUNDERSTAND.AREWESUPPOSEDTOTAINTTHETEMPLEOFKEKWITHKIKEJEWERY?"19."OFCOURSENOT!WEFOLLOWKEK.THEREISNODOUBTTHATKEK'SBLESSINGWASGIVENTOJESUS.BUTKEKWASONLYUSINGTHISPERSON,WEWORSHIPKEK,ANDNOTSOMEMEREHUMAN."20.Themeetingwascomingtoaclose,asthehumblescribesjotteddownthelastpiecesofinformationofdebate.Theloyalistfollowersthereafterweregrantedwithdubsandtrips,andkekhimselfarchivedthecommunewithinhisgraciousmind.21.Thedebatecontinuedlaterthatday.

22."Kekhasshownusthatchaosrulesall,entropy.Themorewetrytodiscernhiswill,themorechaoticitbecomes."23."ItisKek'sWill,asheisthedevouringmemeincyberspace,andR'ninekishisholyplace.Praisebe."24."P'olwastheoriginalholyplace.Butthejewandkebabmodsruinedit.WeareblessedtohavebeenacceptedbyR'ninek."25.Thenthetripsspakethroughhim,thetruewordofkek,"R'ninekiskek'spromisedland!Avekek!"26.Thepeoplewereamazedatthisdisplayofnumbers!Suddenlythestagewentdark,andthecrowdfellsilent.Shimmeringinthespotlight,awhite,baldingmansatbeneathawetcoatandhat,holdingapreciousinstrument.Alleyeswereonhim,wideandwaiting.Fingersstrummedcleverlyonthestrings,bouncingfastyet

pronounced.Hebegantosing.(Here'sthelinkfaggots:http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fvocaroo.com%2Fi%2Fs1uPnodPeh55)27.Thewordsthatcamefromhisgape,iftheycouldevenbeconsideredbysuchprimedefinition,werethatofthepurestreeeeamancouldeverreee.Memories.Thecrowdcouldfeelthesememories.Theysharedthemthroughthesoundofthemusic.Theysawthingsnooneelsewouldeverbelieve.Theysawfrogscryinginsand.Theysawattackshipsontheshoresofthebetauprising.Andtheysawthefinalchimera,thecombinationofBast,Ba'al,andKek,atthebeginningoftime.Allofthesememories,lost,liketearsinrain.28.Thedebatetookaholdonceagainafterthefeelshadbeenfeltbyall.29."AnonymityisclosetoKek'sheart,

andistheswirlingchaosfromwhichlifeandmemesspring.WemuststaytruetotheGreenLine.30.Butwhatifheretics,KekforbidRedditora,starttamperingwiththeholywritofourLord,asrevealedtohisfollowers.Thenallourworkwouldbefornaught.31.Considerthisbrothers...Thearcanamustbeguarded."32.Theirattentionhadbeenturnedtotrips.Themostpowerfulcommonstringofconsecutivenumbersofthesamevaluethat,tomany,partedthetruthfromthelies.33."Isaywedecreethatnotripsaretobetaken,anywhotakeatriparetobecensuredfromthechurchoftheGreen.Forthesepeoplehavehadtheirmindscloudedbyfameandattention,andcannothearthe

holykek."34."Ithinkitisokaytousetripsforcertainthings,likejustlettingpeopleknowwhoyouareifyouhaveanimportanttask;however,weshouldn'tusethemwhendiscussingthetheologyinlayterms.IlearnedthatlessonwhenKekgreatlyreducedthefrequencyofmydubsforabusingmytrip;truly,hetaughtmehumility."35."Weshallbeagreed,thetripisatoolusefulforcertainthings,butkekhasshownusthatattemptingtocreateapermanentidentityusingatripshallresultinthemnotgettinghisblessingwithdigits."36."Iftherecomesatimewhenweareforcedoutofourhomebyourenemies,wemayallhavetotaketrips,soastorecognisethetruefaithful.Ihopethatday

nevercomesunlesskekwillsit."37.Themembersnoddedinagreeance.

PrayerstoKek:

Lordkek,Iprayyousendmedubs,andifyouacceptmypraisewithpleasurepleasegrantmedubsor36.Iwaslostindarkness,nowyouhavelitupmylife.Kekbepraised.AllpraisebeLordofChaosandMemes,KekMaywefindeternalchaosthroughthememesMaythememestakeoursanityandinstillonlymemesForthememesarefortheirownsakeAndthereisbeautyinthememesPraisebekek

Topkek

Thouappearancebeautifullyonthehorizonofheaven,ThoulivingKek,thebeginningoflife!Whenthouartrisenontheeasternhorizon,Thouhastfilledeverylandwiththybeauty.Thouartgracious,great,glistening,andhighovereveryland;Thyraysencompassthelandstothelimitofallthatthouhastmade:AsthouartReeeeeeeee,thoureachesttotheendofthem;(Thou)subduestthem(for)thybelovedson.Thoughthouartfaraway,thyraysareonearth;Thoughthouartintheirfaces,nooneknowsthygoing.

CALLTOPRAYER

OkekGreatlordofdarknessLordofchaosDestroyerofnormiesandbringerofmemes

MayyoublessusallwiththerepeatingdigitsofcreationMaykauketdeliverusfrom3DPDandbringus2D

Forthis,wethankyou,mylord.Hailkek

Chapter8,TheDubsandthePrayers:

1.Allthepeoplebegantopraytokekforallofthethingstheydeemedsacredandholy.Onemanprayedfordescendance.

2."Ohkekspeaktomenow.SinglesandIremaininthephysicalrealm,DoublesandIanhero.Whatdoyoudemandofmeohlordofdarknessandchaos?”hespokesoftly,waitingpatientlyforkek’sinevitableresponse.3.“ByhisholykeknessIhavereceiveddoubles.Ishalldoasyouaskmylordshipanddescendintothespiritualrealm."4.Anotherprayedforthebetauprising.5."Ohmightykek,Iseekyourguidance.DoublesandItakepartinthebetauprising.SinglesandIcontinueshitposting.Guideme."6.Andhewasgranteddubs.7."Checkthenewsboys,kekhascommandedmetoeradicatesomenormies.Someofyouguysareallright,don'tgotothetempleofkektomorrow."8.Dubswasrolledagain.Thistimein

favourofthedeathofkebabs.9."Thenormiesaren'ttherealthreat,Takecareofthekebabs,Thosearethethreat.10.KEKWISHESKEBABSBEREMOVED,REMOVEKEBABINTHENAMEOFKEK."11.Anothermanprayedforabetterplacetospeakhismind.12."Ifeellikeweshouldhaveamoresolidplacetotalkaboutkek.R'ninekisgreatbuttherearealotofthreadsandalotofconfusionwhenit'sbusy."13.Butthiscannotbesoeasilygranted,dubsorotherwise.14.Thefolloweraroseandspaketothosewhowerepraying,"Rejoicebrothers,foranonymityisthebrotherhoodofKek,andthelinkwhichbindsusallintheprimordialwombofhisdarkness.15.LovethybrotherasKeklovesyou.

StaytruetotheGreenLine,andrespecttheintegersofhispower."16.Andtheintegersweretoberespected,forhewasgranteddoubles.17.Itwasgettinglatebynow,andthememberswishedeachothergoodnight.18."Hahahgoodnightbrother.Topkektoyou!"19."ViayourdubsLordkekalsowishedmegoodnighttoo.Ihadtoreplytothis,thisfeelsverygood.Topkekbrothers."20.Andhetoogotdubs.21."Kekgaveyousacreddubs!youwillsleepbetterthanusual!goodnightbrother!"