How to raise a jewish dog

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  • How to Raise a Jewish Dog

    Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary

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  • Publisher : Little, Brown and Company

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  • Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? Imean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make adecent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals ? does this mean youqualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how Ican spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound?

    The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed theessential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend ofpassive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization anddisingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can beapplied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies. Written (for real) by Ellis Weiner andBarbara Davilman, co-authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with Georgeand Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl.

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  • ISBN : 0316154660

    Author : Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary

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