HOW TO MAKE A MESS OF YOUR

FEATHERS.

By Squeeky

Hello everyone, my name is Squeeky.

First you need to find a LURPAK plastic butter dish and check that it is full to the brim with good fresh water.

Next, test the quality of the water by flapping your wings about.

When you feel confident that the water is acceptable you can begin on some serious dunking. (Note the way the tail feathers are well separated).

This is the point at which you can go for it. It’s important that the water flies around so don’t stint on the amount of energy you put into both dunking and fluttering.

As you can see this is a very successful result. All the feathers are now well and truly messed up. This is what you need to aim for. It will take a bit of practice. But good luck.