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The News for the Week ofNovember 2nd through 5th, 2009

Brazilian Man Shows Up Alive at His

Own FuneralMistaken identity of a Brazilian man thought to have been killed in an auto accident showed up to his own funeral to tell family members he indeed was not dead. The mistaken identity was caused by other family members, who at the

morgue, thought the similar clothing belonged to the man. The corpse was badly disfigured, said a police spokesman.

Lawyer for Suspect Who Says He Was

Too Fat to Kill: Just Look at HimThe lawyer for a Florida man told jurors all they have to do is look at his client to see that he's obese, old, and in no condition to commit such a murder. Defense lawyer Walter Lesnevich said his client — age 62 and at least 285 pounds at the time of the murder — didn't have the energy to run up a staircase, accurately

shoot Duncsak, leave before police

arrived, then make a 21-hour drive to

his mother's home in order to create

an alibi as prosecutors claim.

Stop the presses, change the textbooks – in

about a million years or so.

A 35-mile rift in the desert of Ethiopia will eventually become a new ocean or sea, researchers now confirm. The crack, 20 feet wide in spots, opened in 2005. Some

geologists believed then that it would spawn a new ocean. At a speed of less than 1 inch per year — for the past 30 million years, this rifting formed the 186-mile Afar depression and the Red Sea. The thinking is that the Red Sea will eventually pour into the new sea in a million years or so.

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