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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUWWW.AZGO.VN

On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy!

A birthday wish, do you truly deserve? For next year, you might have to reserve.WWW.AZGO.VN

I hope your birthday is absolutely Splendid, When I open my mouth, your guests might get offended!

It's your birthday, here's a wish,Enjoy your day, with a delicious dish.WWW.AZGO.VN

A birthday wish I'm sending you,Your gift is sweet, that's the clue!

Wishing you joy and health,When those are filled, add some wealth.WWW.AZGO.VN

A simple wish as you age,It's your day, take the stage.

I wish you everything,your dreams create,Your imagination is truly great.WWW.AZGO.VN

A birthday cake I wish you now,If you eat it all, you'll have a cow.

A birthday wish, because I care,Your thoughtful ways, are surely rare.WWW.AZGO.VN

You're not forty; you're eighteen with twenty two years of experience

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your ageWWW.AZGO.VN

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday and it said I needed to upgrade.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.WWW.AZGO.VN

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her ageWWW.AZGO.VN

The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.WWW.AZGO.VN

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.WWW.AZGO.VN

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your flyWWW.AZGO.VN

I hope all good things will come your wayWWW.AZGO.VN