==== Grease Script============ " LOVE IS A MANYSPLENDORED THING " " AH AH AH AH AH " " AH AH-AH AH-AH " " AH AH-AHAH AH AH-AH "" I'M GOING BACKTO AUSTRALIA. DON'T TALKTHAT WAY, SANDY. I'VE JUST HADTHE BEST SUMMER. AND NOWI HAVE TO LEAVE. IT ISN'T FAIR. DANNY, DON'T SPOIL IT. IT'S NOT SPOILING IT.IT'S MAKING IT BETTER. DANNY, IS THISTHE END? OF COURSE NOT. IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING. DICK FONTAINEBEGINNING YOUR DAY WITH THE ONLY WAY--MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC.

IT'S YOUR FIRST DAYOF SCHOOL. DON'T BE A SLOB,DON'T GET A JOB. GO TO CLASS,YOU CAN PASS. TO STARTTHE DAY OFF FINE, I'LL PLAYA FAVORITE OF MINE. " I SOLVE MY PROBLEMSAND I SEE THE LIGHT " " WE GOT A LOVIN' THING " " WE GOT TOFEED IT RIGHT " " THERE AIN'T NO DANGERWE CAN GO TOO FAR " " IF WE STARTBELIEVIN' NOW " " THAT WE CAN BEWHO WE ARE " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " THEY THINK OUR LOVEIS JUST A GROWIN' PAIN " " WHY DON'TTHEY UNDERSTAND? " " IT'S JUSTA CRYIN' SHAME " " THEIR LIPS ARE LYIN',

ONLY REAL IS REAL " " WE STOPPED THE FIGHTRIGHT NOW " " WE GOT TO BEWHAT WE FEEL " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT A GROOVE,IT'S GOT A MEANING " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " GREASE IS THE WAYWE ARE FEELIN' " " WE TAKE THE PRESSURE " " AND WE THROW AWAY " " CONVENTIONALITYBELONGS TO YESTERDAY " " THERE IS A CHANCE THATWE CAN MAKE IT SO FAR " " IF WE STARTBELIEVIN' NOW " " THAT WE CANBE WHO WE ARE "

" GREASE IS THE WORD " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT A GROOVE,IT'S GOT A MEANING " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " NOW GREASE IS THE WAYWE ARE FEELIN' " " THIS IS A LIFEOF ILLUSION " " WRAPPED UP IN TROUBLES " " LACED WITH CONFUSION " " WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? " " WE TAKE THE PRESSURE " " AND WE THROW AWAY " " CONVENTIONALITYBELONGS TO YESTERDAY " " THERE IS A CHANCE THATWE CAN MAKE IT SO FAR " " IF WE STARTBELIEVIN' NOW " " THAT WE CAN BEWHO WE ARE "

" GREASE IS THE WORD " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT A GROOVE,IT'S GOT A MEANING " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " NOW GREASE IS THE WAYWE ARE FEELING " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT A GROOVE,IT'S GOT A MEANING " " GOT A GROOVE " " GOT A MEANING " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " NOW GREASE IS THE WAYWE ARE FEELING " " GREASE IS THE WORD "

" IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD "" HEY! GIVE ME THAT. YOU'RE SUPPOSEDTO BURY THIS. IT'S MY LUNCH! YOUR OLD LADYMADE LUNCH? SHE DOES IT EVERY YEARON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. HEY, NICKY! NICKY, OVER HERE! HEY, WHERE YOU AT? WHERE WERE YOUALL SUMMER? ARE YOU MY MOTHER? I WAS JUST ASKING. I WAS WORKING.

WORKING? LUGGING BOXESAT BARGAIN CITY, MORON. NICE JOB. EAT ME. I'VE BEENSAVING FOR SOME WHEELS. WANT TO HEARWHAT I DID? NO. HEY,THERE'S DANNY! DANNY! HEY, DANNY! DANNY, DANNY,DANNY, DANNY. DANNY! HOW YOU DOING, HUH? HEY, DANNY! HEY,COME ON! OHH! HEY,HOW YOU DOING?GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU SEEN ANY NEW BROADSOVER THERE?

NAH.JUST THE SAMEOLD CHICKS. SO, WHAT DID YOU DOALL SUMMER, DANNY? I WAS HANGING AROUNDAT THE BEACH. WITH CHICKSHANGING AROUND YOU. THE ONLY THING THATHANGS AROUND SONNYARE FLIES. HOW WAS THE ACTIONAT THE BEACH? OOH. IT WAS FLIPPING. OOH. CRAZY, YEAH. I DID MEETTHIS ONE COOL CHICK. YOU MEAN SHE PUTS OUT? IS THAT ALL YOU EVERTHINK ABOUT? FREAKIN' A! [BELL RINGS] THIS ONE. HEY, GUYS!WAIT UP. DO I LOOK O.K.,FRENCHY?

SURE. I'M REALLY NERVOUS. YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. SO THIS IS RYDELL? YEP, YOU'LL LOVE IT. I LOVED MY LAST SCHOOL. I WISH I WAS THERE. I'M NO STRANGERTO HEARTBREAK. WHY? YOU GOT PSORIASIS? OH, GOD. WELL, HERE WE ARE AGAIN. THIS TIMEWE'RE SENIORS. WE'RE GOING TORULE THE SCHOOL! JUNE, THAT'SSO ADOLESCENT. WE ARE ADOLESCENT. WE DON'T HAVE TOFLAUNT IT. O.K., GIRLS.LET'S GO GET THEM. BLANCHE, DO YOU HAVETHE NEW SCHEDULES? YES. I JUST HAD

MY HANDS ON THEM. GOOD.THEY'LL BE NICEAND SMUDGED. HERE WE ARE. THESE ARE THE SCHEDULES WE COULDN'T FINDFOR LAST SEMESTER. NEXT YEAR, MAYBEYOU'LL FIND THE ONESFOR THIS SEMESTER. I GOT KENICKIE AGAIN. IT'S THE FIRST DAYOF SCHOOL AND ALREADYMY CASTOR OILIS MISSING. HOW MANY DAYSTILL CHRISTMAS VACATION? 86. 86? I'M COUNTING. OHH! MAY I HELP YOU, DEAR? THIS IS MY FIRST DAY. WELCOME TO RYDELL. YOU'LL HAVE TO

FILL OUT THESE FORMS. WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME.DO YOU HAVE A PENCIL? YES, DEAR.HERE YOU ARE. [BELL RINGS] JEEZ, EVERY TEACHERI GOT THIS YEAR'S FLUNKED ME AT LEAST ONCE. IF YOU DON'TWATCH IT, YOU'LL BEIN McGEE'S OFFICE. THIS YEAR SHE'LL WISHSHE'S NEVER SEEN ME. WHAT ARE YOUGOING TO DO? I'M NOT TAKING HER CRAP. I DON'T TAKENO CRAP FROM NOBODY. SONNY. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSEDTO BE IN HOMEROOM? I WAS JUST WALKING. YOU WERE DAWDLING,RIGHT? YES, MA'AM.

THAT IS NO WAYTO START A NEW SEMESTER. [SPEAKING ITALIAN] PERHAPS A SESSIONOF BANGING ERASERS WOULD PUT YOUON THE RIGHT TRACK. YES, MA'AM. ARE YOU GOING TOSTAND THERE ALL DAY? NO, MA'AM.YES, MA'AM. WHICH IS IT,YES OR NO? NO, MA'AM. GOOD. THEN MOVE. I'M GLAD YOUDIDN'T TAKE ANYOF HER CRAP, SONNY. YOU WOULD HAVE REALLYTOLD HER OFF, HUH? YES, MA'AM.NO, MA'AM. HEY, EUGENE! HI, FELLAS! SHAKE, BUDDY. OW!

WHAT'S WRONG?YOU'RE WEARING GLASSES. I GOT ASTIGMATISM. AW, TOO BAD. " AS I GO TRAVELING DOWNLIFE'S HIGHWAY... "" [CHIMES] GOOD MORNING,BOYS AND GIRLS, AND WELCOME TO WHAT WILL BEOUR GREATEST YEAR AT RYDELL. SATURDAY NIGHT WILL BEOUR FIRST PEP RALLY. I WANT TO SEEPLENTY OF SUPPORT FOR COACH CALHOUNAND THE RYDELL RANGERS. IF YOU CAN'T BEAN ATHLETE, BE AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER. NOW FOR ONE OF THE MOSTEXCITING THINGS TO EVER HAPPENAT RYDELL HIGH. THE NATIONAL BANDSTAND TELEVISION SHOW HAS SELECTED RYDELL AS A REPRESENTATIVE

AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL. THEY WILL BROADCAST LIVEFROM OUR GYM. YAY! IT'S OUR CHANCETO SHOW THE ENTIRE NATION WHAT BRIGHT, CLEAN-CUT,WHOLESOME STUDENTS WE HAVE HEREAT RYDELL. AAH! " BA-BA-BUM-BUM " " BA-BA-BUM-BUM " " BA-BA-BUM-BUM "" DID YOU GUYS GET A LOOKAT ZUCCO THIS MORNING? LOOKING PRETTY GOODTHIS YEAR, HUH, RIZZ? THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY. HISTORY SOMETIMESREPEATS ITSELF. HEY, YOU GUYS. HI, FRENCHY. THIS IS SANDY OLSSON. THAT'S JAN AND MARTY,AND THIS HERE'S RIZZO.

SHE MOVED HEREFROM AUSTRALIA. HOW ARE THINGSDOWN UNDER? OH, FINE, THANKS. MARTY, ARE THOSENEW GLASSES? YEAH, DON'T ILOOK SMARTER? NAH. YOU CAN STILLSEE YOUR FACE. HOW DO YOULIKE SCHOOL, SANDY? IT'S DIFFERENT. HI, KIDS! OH!OH!OH! PATTY SIMCOX,THE BAD SEEDOF RYDELL--HI! I LOVE THE FIRST DAYOF SCHOOL! YOU'LL NEVER GUESSWHAT'S HAPPENED! PROBABLY NOT. I'M NOMINATED FORSTUDENT COUNCIL VICE PRESIDENT! ISN'T IT THE MOST,

TO SAY THE LEAST? THE VERY LEAST. WE WISH YOU LUCK,DON'T WE? I GOT MY FINGERS CROSSED. YOU MUST THINKI'M A CLOD FOR NOT INTRODUCINGMYSELF. HI, I'M PATTY SIMCOX.WELCOME TO RYDELL-- OH! I HOPE YOU'LL BE ATCHEERLEADER TRYOUTS. WE'LL HAVE FUNAND BECOMELIFELONG FRIENDS! THINK WE CAN LET SANDYIN THE PINK LADIES? SHE LOOKS TOO PURE. DOUBLE DOO-DOO! ONE OFMY DIAMONDS FELLIN THE MACARONI. HEY,WANT SOME SALAMI? IF I EAT THAT,I'LL SMELL LIKE YOU.

HEY, GUYS. GUYS, LOOK. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,DINGLEBERRIES ON PARADE. YOU PUT YOUR FOOTINTO IT THIS TIME! TRY HOPSCOTCH,YOU HOT DOG. WHAT A GAVONE! GUMDROPS, MAN. YOU GUYS SEETHAT NEW CHICKAT REGISTRATION? SHE SURE BEATSTHE FOAM DOMES HERE. HER JUGS WERE BIGGERTHAN ANNETTE'S? NOBODY'S JUGS ARE BIGGERTHAN ANNETTE'S. RIGHT. HEY, GUYS. HEY! HI, GIRLS. YOU'RE A SICK MAN, PUTZ. HEY! HEY, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT DANNY DIDAT THE BEACH.

IT WAS NOTHING. SURE, NOTHING,ZUCCO, RIGHT. YOU GOT IN HER DRAWERS,RIGHT? TELL US ABOUT THAT GIRL. WHAT DID YOU DOTHIS SUMMER? I MET A BOYAT THE BEACH. ALL THAT WAYFOR SOME GUY? HE WAS SPECIAL. AIN'T NO SUCH THING. HE WAS REALLY ROMANTIC. COME ON, YOU DON'TWANT TO HEAR ALL THE HORNY DETAILS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ALL RIGHT,I'LL TELL YOU! " SUMMER LOVIN',HAD ME A BLAST " " SUMMER LOVIN',HAPPENED SO FAST " " I MET A GIRL,CRAZY FOR ME "

" MET A BOY,CUTE AS CAN BE " " SUMMER DAYSDRIFTIN' AWAY " " TO, OH,THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS " " WELLA, WELLA,WELLA, WHO? " " TELL ME MORE,TELL ME MORE " " DID YOU GET VERY FAR? " " TELL ME MORE,TELL ME MORE " " LIKE, DOES HEHAVE A CAR? " " UH-HUH "" DO-DO " " UH-HUH "" DO-DO " " UH-HUH "" DO-DO " " SHE SWAM BY ME,SHE GOT A CRAMP " " HE RAN BY ME,GOT MY SUIT DAMP " " I SAVED HER LIFE,SHE NEARLY DROWNED " " HE SHOWED OFF,SPLASHIN' AROUND "

" SUMMER SUN,SOMETHING'S BEGUN " " BUT, OH,THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS " " WELLA, WELLA,WELLA, WHO? " " TELL ME MORE,TELL ME MORE " " WAS IT LOVEAT FIRST SIGHT? " " TELL ME MORE,TELL ME MORE " " DID SHE PUT UPA FIGHT? " " UH-HUH "" DO-BE-DO " " UH-HUH "" DO-BE-DO " " UH-HUH "" DO-BE-DO " " UH-HUH "" DO-BE-DO " " UH-HUH "" DO-BE-DO " " UH-HUH "" DO-BE-DO " " TOOK HER BOWLINGIN THE ARCADE " " WE WENT STROLLING,

DRANK LEMONADE " " WE MADE OUTUNDER THE DOCK " " WE STAYED OUTTILL 10:00 " " SUMMER FLINGDON'T MEAN A THING " " BUT, OH,THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS " " TELL ME MORE,TELL ME MORE " " BUT YOU DON'TGOTTA BRAG " " TELL ME MORE,TELL ME MORE " 'CAUSE HE SOUNDS LIKEA DRAG. " SHOO "" BOP-BOP " " SHOO "" BOP-BOP " " SHOO "" BOP-BOP " " SHOO "" BOP-BOP " " SHOO "" BOP-BOP " " SHOO "" BOP-BOP "

" SHOO "" BOP-BOP " " YEAH " " HE GOT FRIENDLYHOLDING MY HAND " " WELL, SHE GOT FRIENDLYDOWN IN THE SAND " " HE WAS SWEET,JUST TURNED 18 " " WELL, SHE WAS GOOD,YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN " " SUMMER HEAT,BOY AND GIRL MEET " " BUT, OH,THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS " " TELL ME MORE,TELL ME MORE " " HOW MUCH DOUGHDID HE SPEND? " " TELL ME MORE,TELL ME MORE " " COULD SHEGET ME A FRIEND? " " IT TURNED COLDER,THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS " " SO I TOLD HERWE'D STILL BE FRIENDS " " THEN WE MADEOUR TRUE-LOVE VOW "

" WONDER WHATSHE'S DOING NOW " " SUMMER DREAMSRIPPED AT THE SEAMS " " BUT, OH " " THOSE SUMMER " " NIGHTS "" HE SOUNDS REAL NICE. HE DIDN'T TOUCH YOU?SOUNDS LIKE A CREEP. HE WAS A GENTLEMAN. WHAT WAS HIS NAME? DANNY ZUCCO. [GIGGLES] WELL, I THINK HE SOUNDSPEACHY KEEN. MAYBE IF YOU BELIEVEIN MIRACLES, PRINCE CHARMINGWILL SHOW UP AGAIN SOMEWHERE UNEXPECTED. SEE YOU LATER.COME ON, GIRLS. DO YOU REALLYTHINK SO, FRENCHY? SURE.

YEAH? WE OUGHT TOGET TO CLASS. DO A SPLIT,GIVE A YELL! GIVE A CHEERFOR OUR RYDELL! WAY TO GO, WAY TO FIGHT! GO RYDELL,FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! AND NOW... QUIET, PLEASE. QUIET, EVERYONE. AND NOW,THE MAN OF THE HOUR, THE COACHWHO WILL PULL RYDELL OUT OFA SEVEN-SEASON SLUMP, OUR OWN COACH CALHOUN. WHO'S THE BEST? RYDELL! GIVE THEM HELL, RYDELL! YOU STUDENTS HAVEA BANNER YEAR COMING UP. MY BOYS ARE PRIMED,

I MEAN REALLY PRIMED BECAUSE I PRIMED THEM. THEY'RE NOT ONLY PRIMED,THEY'RE HONED, HONED TO A SHARPRAZOR EDGE. WE'RE NOT JUSTGOING OUT THERE TO WIN, WE'RE GOING OUT THEREFOR GLORY. WE'RE GOING TO YANK THEM,TEAR THEM, AND RIP THEM. WE'RE GOING TO ROLL THEM AROUNDAND RIP THEM UP! THEN WE'RE GOINGTO SLAUGHTER THEM. AFTER THE SLAUGHTER IS OVER,WE'LL COME BACK HERE AND RINGTHAT VICTORY BELL. LIKE WE ALWAYS WANTED TO. AAH! HEY, DOODY. WATCH THIS.YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. " DO A SPLIT,GIVE A YELL " " SHAKE A TIT

FOR OLD RYDELL "" RUFF! GUYS... BE COOL, HUH? HEY, WATCH OUT, PINHEAD! WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT A HUNK OF JUNK. WHEN SHE'S FIXED UP,SHE'LL RUN LIKE A CHAMP. I'M RACING HERAT THUNDER ROAD. THUNDER ROAD? WANT TO MAKESOMETHING OF IT? MAKE SOMETHINGOF THIS HEAP. YOU'RE CRUISIN'FOR A BRUISIN'. WHAT ARE SCORPIONSDOING HERE? THINK THEY WANTTO RUMBLE? WE'LL BE READY. ALL RIGHT, GANG,LET'S GO GET THEM! HEY, WHAT YOU DOING?

THANKS, FRENCHY. YOU WEREREALLY GREAT. I WAS SO NERVOUS. YOUR SPLITWAS DEVOOM. HI, SANDY. HI. WE GOT A SURPRISE. LET ME COMBYOUR HAIR DOWN. WHERE ARE WE GOING? THIS CAR COULD BEMAKE-OUT CITY. THE CHICK WILL HAVETO PUT OUT BEFORESHE GETS IN! HEY, ZUCCO, I GOT A SURPRISEFOR YOU. OH, YEAH? YEAH. SANDY! DANNY? I THOUGHT YOU WEREGOING BACK TO AUSTRALIA.

WE CHANGED OUR PLANS. I CAN'T... THAT'S COOL,BABY. YOU KNOWHOW IT IS. DANNY? THAT'SMY NAME. WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONGWITH ME, BABY? WHAT'S WRONGWITH YOU? WHAT HAPPENED TOTHE DANNY ZUCCO I MET? I DO NOT KNOW. MAYBE THERE'STWO OF US, RIGHT? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OUTA MISSING-PERSONS AD OR TRY THE YELLOW PAGES? YOU'RE A FAKE! I WISH I'D NEVERLAID EYES ON YOU! WHOA!WHOA!

MAYBE SHE CARRIESSILVER BULLETS. YEAH! SHE LAID HER EYESON YOU, HUH, ZUCCO? I BET THAT'S NOTALL SHE'S LAIDON HIM. HEY, ZUC, I GOTA CAR, REMEMBER? COME ON, DANNY. I SWIPEDMY BROTHER'S I.D. HE WAS SO NICETHIS SUMMER. SANDY, MEN ARE RATS. LISTEN TO ME. THEY'RE FLEAS ON RATS. THEY'RE AMOEBASON FLEAS ON RATS. THEY ARE TOO LOWFOR EVEN DOGS TO BITE. THE ONLY MANA GIRL CAN DEPEND ON IS HER DADDY. YOU NEED A NIGHT OUTWITH THE GIRLS.

WE'RE HAVING A SLEEPOVERAT MY HOUSE TONIGHT. WANT TO COME?YOU'LL LOVE IT. COME ON. HEY, LOOK, IT'S JAN! " BRUSHA, BRUSHA, BRUSHA,GET THE NEW IPANA " " WITH THE BRAND-NEW FLAVOR " " IT'S DANDY FOR YOUR TEETH " " BRUSHA, BRUSHA, BRUSHA " " NEW IPANA TOOTHPASTE " " BRUSHA, BRUSHA, BRUSHA " " KNOCKS OUTDECAY GERMS FAST " " FAST " " FASTER SURE ARE-- "" TURN IT OFF! HAND ME A BUTT. HERE. SANDY? I DON'T SMOKE. TRY IT.IT WON'T KILL YOU. YOU SHOULDN'T

INHALE UNLESS YOU'REUSED TO IT. SANDY, LET ME TEACH YOUHOW TO FRENCH INHALE. GOD, THAT ISTHE UGLIEST THINGI EVER SAW. THAT'S HOW I GOTMY NICKNAME, FRENCHY. SURE IT IS. O.K., HOW ABOUTA LITTLE SNEAKY PETE TO GET THE PARTYGOING? ITALIAN SWISS COLONY.WOW, IT'S IMPORTED! ANYBODY WANT A TWINKIE? TWINKIES AND WINE?THAT'S REAL CLASS. SAYS RIGHT HERE,IT IS A "DESSERT WINE." SANDY DIDN'T GETANY WINE. OH, THAT'S O.K. YOU EVER DRINKBEFORE? I HAD CHAMPAGNEAT MY COUSIN'S WEDDING.

RING-A-DING-DING! WHAT'S WRONG?WE DON'T GOT COOTIES. SANDY, COULD I PIERCEYOUR EARS? " DUM-DA-DUM-DUM "" SHUT UP! ISN'T THATAWFULLY DANGEROUS? I'M GOING TO BE A BEAUTICIAN. ARE YOU AFRAID? NO! USE MY VIRGIN PIN. IT'S GOODFOR SOMETHING. FRENCHY, THIS ISN'TA GOOD IDEA. MY FATHER WON'T LIKE-- OW! LET'S GO INTOTHE BATHROOM. MOTHER WILL KILL ME IF I GET BLOODON THE CARPET. I DON'T FEEL WELL.

SHE'LL FIX YOUR HAIRTO HIDE YOUR EARS. SANDY, SANDY,BEAUTY IS PAIN. AAH! WOULD YOU GET MESOME ICE? JUST STICK HER EARIN COLD WATER. OH! PERSONALLY, I'M GETTING RATHER CHILLY. HEY, WHAT'S THAT? FROM BOBBY IN KOREA. YOU'RE GOINGWITH A KOREAN? NO, HE'S A MARINE. A MARINE! WANT TO SEE A PICTURE? YOU'RE TURNING INTOA ONE-WOMAN U.S.O. HEY, YOU GUYS,SANDY'S SICK. SHE SAW THE BLOODAND BLECH! YOU AIN'T TOUCHING

MY EARS. YOU'LL BE SORRY. I'VE BEEN ACCEPTED TOLaCAFURY BEAUTY SCHOOL. YOU'RE DROPPING OUTOF RYDELL? I LOOK AT ITAS A VERY STRATEGIC CAREER MOVE. IT'S TORN IN HALF. HIS OLD GIRLFRIENDWAS IN THE PICTURE. UH, SANDY, HERE'SYOUR TOOTHBRUSH. THANKS, FRENCHY.I'M SORRY TO BESO MUCH TROUBLE. OH, IT'S O.K. MISS GOODY-TWO-SHOESMAKES ME BARF. " LOOK AT ME,I'M SANDRA DEE " " LOUSY WITH VIRGINITY " " WON'T GO TO BEDTILL I'M LEGALLY WED " " I CAN'T,I'M SANDRA DEE " WATCH IT!

" HEY, I'M DORIS DAY " " I WAS NOTBROUGHT UP THAT WAY " " WON'T COME ACROSS " " EVEN ROCK HUDSON LOST " " HIS HEART TO DORIS DAY " " I DON'T DRINK " NO!NO!NO! " OR SWEAR " " I DON'T RATMY HAIR " OOH!OOH! " I GET ILL FROMONE CIGARETTE " " KEEPYOUR FILTHY PAWS OFFMY SILKY DRAWERS " " WOULD YOU PULLTHAT CRAPWITH ANNETTE? " " AS FOR YOU,TROY DONAHUE " " I KNOW WHATYOU WANNA DO " " YOU'VE GOT YOUR CRUST "

" I'M NO OBJECT OF LUST " " I'M JUST PLAINSANDRA DEE " " ELVIS, ELVIS, LET ME BE " " KEEP THAT PELVISFAR FROM ME " " JUST KEEP YOUR COOL " " NOW YOU'RE STARTINGTO DROOL " " HEY, FUNGU " " I'M SANDRA DEE "" YOU'RE MAKING FUNOF ME, RIZZ? SOME PEOPLEARE SO TOUCHY. " AND THEN YOU GOTTAUSE THE TOILET " " AND LATER ON,YOU START TO SCRATCHLIKE HELL "" SHUT UP, YOU VULTURES. LET'S GETOUT OF HERE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT? SHH, SHH, SHH. MY FOLKS WILL FLIP.

PUTZY, YOU CALL HER. OH, SANDY,WHEREFORE ART THOU? SHUT UP! YOU GOODY-GOODIESARE TOO MUCH FOR ME. I'LL GET MY KICKS WHEN I'M STILLYOUNG ENOUGH TO GET THEM. SHE'S GOING DOWNTHE DRAINPIPE! HEY, LOOK,THERE'S RIZZO. HEY, RIZZO,WHERE'SYOUR NET? SWELL BUNCH, RUSHINGTO HELP A LADY. WHAT LADY? WHAT'S UP? ONE GUESS. YOU GOT A LOTTO OFFER A GIRL. THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT SAY, ZUC? YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD,RIZZ.

EAT YOUR HEART OUT. BUT SLOPPY SECONDSAIN'T MY STYLE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING,TO FLOG YOUR LOG? MUCH BETTERTHAN HANGING AROUNDWITH YOU DORKS. HEY, DANNY. YOUR CHARIOT, MY LADY. I DON'T KNOWWHAT I EVER SAWIN DANNY ZUCCO. DON'T SWEAT IT.HAVE ONE OF MINE. THERE ARE SO MANY! HOW DO YOU KEEP UPWITH THEM? I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTEDTO EACH ONE. HEY!WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT DO YOU THINKTHIS IS, A GANG BANG? YOU WISH. HIT THE PAVEMENT. YOU'RE KIDDING.

I SAID NOW!MOVE IT! REMEMBER USIN YOUR WILL. WHEN A GUY PICKS A CHICKOVER HIS BUDDIES, SOMETHING'S WRONG! LET'S GET SOME PIZZA. CAN I HAVE SOMEOF THAT? SURE. THANKS. WAIT. " GUESS MINE IS NOTTHE FIRST HEART BROKEN " " MY EYESARE NOT THE FIRST TO CRY " " I'M NOT THE FIRST TO KNOW " " THERE'S JUST NOGETTING OVER YOU " " YOU KNOW I'M JUST A FOOLWHO'S WILLING " " TO SIT AROUNDAND WAIT FOR YOU " " BUT, BABY,CAN'T YOU SEE? " " THERE'S NOTHING ELSEFOR ME TO DO "

" I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTEDTO YOU " " BUT NOWTHERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE " " SINCE YOU PUSHEDMY LOVE ASIDE " " I'M OUT OF MY HEAD " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTEDTO YOU " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTEDTO YOU " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTEDTO YOU " " MY HEAD IS SAYING,"FOOL, FORGET HIM" " " MY HEART IS SAYING,"DON'T LET GO" " " "HOLD ON TO THE END" " " AND THAT'S WHAT I INTENDTO DO " " I'M HOPELESSLY DEVOTEDTO YOU " " BUT NOWTHERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE " " SINCE YOU PUSHEDMY LOVE ASIDE " " I'M OUT OF MY HEAD " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTED

TO YOU " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTEDTO YOU " " HOPELESSLY DEVOTEDTO YOU "" [RADIO] IS ACNE RUINING YOUR LIFE? DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYESWHEN YOU LOOKIN THE MIRROR? FEAR NO MORE.FACE UP TO FACE-OFF FOR DEEP PENETRATIONINTO INFECTED PORES. HELP DRY UP THE UNSIGHTLYPIMPLES AND BLEMISHES... OOH. OOH, OOH, RIZZ. RIZZ. COULD YOU CALL MEBY MY FIRST NAME? UH...UH... BETTY. BETTY. BETTY, BETTY,BETTY, BETTY. OH, BETTY. BETTY!

BETTY. THANK YOU. HEY, YOU GOT SOMETHING? ARE YOU KIDDING? MY 25-CENTINSURANCE POLICY. BIG SPENDER. WHAT? IT BROKE. HOW COULD IT BREAK? I BOUGHT IT WHEN I WASIN THE SEVENTH GRADE. OHH. WHAT THE HELL? OH, BETTY. WHAT THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOING? THAT'SA NO-PARKING ZONE. THE WHOLE PLACEIS A NO-PARKING ZONE! OH, YEAH? YEAH! YOU'RE GOING TO PAYFOR THAT!

I'LL GIVE YOU 75 CENTS FOR THE CAR,INCLUDING YOUR CHICK. WE JUST GOT TO BANG OUTTHE DENT. THE PROBLEM ISN'TIN THE DENT. THE PROBLEM'S IN THISRUBBER BAND ENGINE. THE PROBLEM'SIN YOUR MOUTH. WHERE ARE YOU GOINGTO GET A NEW CARBURETOR? YOU EVER HEAROF BORROWING? YOU GOT ANY SCOTCH TAPE? HEY, WHAT DO YOUDRIVE, HUH? I DRIVE. YEAH? HOW ABOUT YOU? WHO, ME? YEAH. WHAT ABOUT DOODY? I...I... THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. NOW, COME ON, GUYS.

THIS CAR COULD BE A MAJORPIECE OF MACHINERY. AND LOOK AT THIS. THIS CAR COULD BESYSTEMATIC. " HYDROMATIC " " ULTRAMATIC " " WHOO " " WHY, IT COULD BEGREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GET SOMEOVERHEAD LIFTERS " " AND FOUR-BARREL QUADS,OH, YEAH " " KEEP TALKIN',WHOA, KEEP TALKIN' " " A FUEL INJECTIONCUT-OFF " " AND CHROME-PLATED RODS,OH, YEAH " " WE'LL GET HER READY,I THINK WE'LL GETHER READY " " WITH A FOUR-SPEEDON THE FLOOR " " THEY'LL BE WAITINGAT THE DOOR "

" YOU KNOW THAT AIN'TNO SHIT " " WE'LL BE GETTIN'LOTS OF TIT " " IN GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO GO GO GO " " GO GO GO GO GO " " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE BURNING UPTHE QUARTER MILE " " GREASED LIGHTNIN',GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE COASTIN' THROUGHTHE HEAT LAP TRIAL " " GREASED LIGHTNIN',GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU ARE SUPREME " " THE CHICKS'LL CREAM " " FOR GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO GO GO GO GO GO GO " " PURPLE FRENCHTAILLIGHTS " " AND 30-INCH FINS,OH, YEAH " " OOH OOH OOH OOHOOH OOH OOH OOH "

" A PALOMINO DASHBOARD " " AND DUAL MUFFLER TWINS,OH, YEAH " " OOH OOH OOH OOHOOH OOH OOH OOH " " WITH NEW PISTONS,PLUGS, AND SHOCKS " " I CAN GETOFF MY ROCKS " " YOU KNOWTHAT I AIN'T BRAGGIN' " " IT'S A REAL PUSSY WAGON " " GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO " " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE BURNING UPTHE QUARTER MILE " " GREASED LIGHTNIN',GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE COASTIN' THROUGHTHE HEAT LAP TRIAL " " GREASED LIGHTNIN',GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU ARE SUPREME " " THE CHICKS'LL CREAM "

" FOR GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO GO GO GOGO GO GO GO GO GO " [HONK HONK] " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE BURNING UPTHE QUARTER MILE " " GREASED LIGHTNIN',GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU'RE COASTIN' THROUGHTHE HEAT LAP TRIAL " " GREASED LIGHTNIN',GO, GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " YOU ARE SUPREME " " THE CHICKS'LL CREAM " " FOR GREASED LIGHTNIN' " " LIGHTNIN', LIGHTNIN'LIGHTNIN' " " LIGHTNIN', LIGHTNIN',LIGHTNIN' " " LIGHTNIN' " " YEAH "" COME ON, GUYS,LET'S GET TO WORK. HEY, ZUC, MAN,

THOSE SCORPIONS,THEY'RE ASKING FOR IT. HEY, DANNY, WHAT'S UP? YOU STILL THINKINGABOUT THAT CHICK? WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS? I DON'T KNOW.I WAS JUST THINKING. DON'T THINK SO MUCH. THAT'S COOL. HEY, GUYS! HEY, NICKY. WHAT'S GOING ON, HUH? O.K., THE MEETING'SIN SESSION. YOU KNOWWHAT I HEARD? THE FUZZ STAKED OUTTHUNDER ROAD AND HAULED EVERYBODYTO THE CLINK. NOBODY'S GOINGTO CATCHGREASED LIGHTNIN'. YEAH? YEAH. SOMEBODY SNAKING YOU,

DANNY? OH, BITE THE WEENIE,RIZZ. WITH RELISH. I DON'T KNOWABOUT THESE CHICKS. THEY'RE ONLY GOODFOR ONE THING. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSEDTO DO WITH HER FOR THE OTHER23 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES? IT JUST TAKES15 MINUTES? WANT SOME NEW MUSIC? YEAH. I NEED SOME MONEY. THANKS. [WOLF WHISTLE] I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. HI, DANNY! I CAN'T TALK. LISTEN-- I CAN'T TALK. CALL ME.

HI, SANDY. OH, HI. HOW ARE YOU? FINE, THANKS. SANDY, I'VE BEEN WANTINGTO TALK TO YOU. WHAT ABOUT? ABOUT THAT NIGHTAT THE BONFIRE. THE WAY I ACTED,THAT WAS TERRIBLE. IT WASN'T ME. I MEAN, IT WAS ME,BUT IT WASN'T ME. YOU SEE, SANDY,I GOT THIS IMAGE-- THAT'S WHYI'M SO GLAD TOM'S SUCHA SIMPLE PERSON. TOO BAD HIS BRAINSARE IN HIS BICEPS. JEALOUS, ARE YOU? JEALOUS? SANDY, DON'TMAKE ME LAUGH.HA, HA, HA.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I CAN RUN CIRCLESAROUND THOSE JERKS! I'LL BELIEVE THATWHEN I SEE IT. LET'S STARTWITH THE FIRST RULE-- CUT DOWNTO TWO PACKS A DAY. WHAT ATHLETICSARE YOU INTERESTED IN? YOU LIKETHE RINGS? I INSTALLEDA SET OF RINGSTWO WEEKS AGO. THE FIRST THING IS,YOU HAVE TO CHANGE. I'M HERE TO CHANGE. I MEAN YOUR CLOTHES. OH. [TWEET] LET'S KNOCK IT OFF. FELLAS, I WANTTO INTRODUCEA NEW MAN, DANNY. LET'S GIVE HIM

A TRYOUT. YOU BETTER WATCH IT. A LITTLE FIRE.HERE WE GO. [TWEET] YOU HAVE TODRIBBLE. HERE YOU GO,COACH. PUT ITIN THE BASKET. CAN YOU DO THAT? CAN I DO THAT? DANNY, OVER HERE. COME ON, ARNOLD. GET HIM, DANNY. [WHISTLE BLOWS] WHAT DID I DO? I WANT YOUTO MEET YOURWRESTLING PARTNER. DANNY, ERNIE. ARE YOU CRAZY? COME ON,LET'S START. GET IN

THE FIRST POSITION. DANNY,YOU GET DOWN. O.K., ERNIE,GET DOWN. READY? O.K.? [WHISTLE BLOWS] HOLD IT. DANNY,YOU GOT TO TRY. COME ON. ALL RIGHT,LET'S CHANGEPOSITIONS. ERNIE, GET DOWN. ALL RIGHT,READY? [WHISTLE BLOWS] GIVE? YEAH. GOOD. HE'S A HITTER. YOU'LL LIKEBASEBALL. IT'S NOT THAT MUCHOF A CONTACT SPORT.

THROW THE BALL. THIS BOY CAN'T EVEN BAT! STRIKE! I TOLD YOU. WHAT KIND OF BALLPLAYERARE YOU? STRIKE! HE SWINGS LIKEA RUSTY GATE! LET'S SEE YOUHIT IT. PUT IT IN, PUT IT IN! [CATCHER]FOUL BALL. EASY, EASY, EASY. PUT THE BAT DOWN. PUT THE BAT DOWN! SOME SPORTSDON'T HAVE ANY CONTACT. OH, YEAH?LIKE WHAT? LIKE TRACK. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?RUNNING? JUST NOT RUNNING. SOMETHING THAT NEEDS

ENDURANCE. SOMETHINGTHAT NEEDS STAMINA. LIKE LONG-DISTANCERUNNING. CROSS-COUNTRYRUNNING. THAT COULD BE COOL. GOOD. COME ON, KEEPTHOSE LEGS HIGH! DANNY. DANNY, ARE YOUALL RIGHT? DANNY, TALK TO ME. IT'S THE LEASTYOU CAN DO AFTER THE WAYYOU TREATED ME. I TOLD YOUI WAS SORRY. AH, GOT YOU TALKING! YOU SUREYOU'RE O.K.? YES, I'M FINE. STILL GOING OUTWITH THAT JOCKSTRAP?

WELL... IS HE TAKING YOUTO THE DANCE? THAT DEPENDS ON YOU. ON ME? YEAH. HE CAN STAG IT. COME ON.[HONK HONK] SANDY, LET'S GOSOMEPLACE ELSE. WHY? BECAUSE WE CAN'TBE ALONE HERE. DANNY. O.K. YOU NEARLY PULLEDMY ARM OFF! I DIDN'T WANT TOMISS THIS TABLE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WANT SOME PRIVACY FOR US. CHERRY SODA, PLEASE. DANNY? I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY.

GIVE MEA DOUBLE BURGER AND A CHERRY SODAWITH CHOCOLATEICE CREAM. I'LL HAVE THE SAME. THE SAME?YOU EAT A LOT! YOU'RE FUNNY. [BURP] HOW YOU DOING, ZUC? HI, RIZZO,HOW ARE YOU? PEACHY KEEN,JELLY BEAN. HEY, YOU GOTANY MONEY? MY DUTCH-TREAT DAYSARE OVER. PLAN ON STAYINGHOME A LOT. GREETINGS,PALS AND GALS. ANYONE WANT TO SPLITA DOG-SLED DELIGHT? I DON'T KNOWWHERE MY MONEY GOES. A DIME HERE,

15 CENTS THERE. FRENCHY CANTAKE US OUT. A WORKING GIRL. THEY DON'T PAY MUCHTO START OFF WITH. THAT'S MORETHAN WE MAKE,SO ANTE UP. I DON'T GETMY ALLOWANCEUNTIL FRIDAY. YOU GETAN ALLOWANCE? WHEN I'M A GOOD BOY. AN ESKIMO PIEWITH A KNIFE. HERE YOU ARE.GRAB ITAND GROWL. I GOT SO MANY HICKEYS, PEOPLE WILL THINKI'M A LEPER. A HICKEYFROM KENICKIE IS LIKEA HALLMARK CARD-- "YOU CARE ENOUGHTO SEND THE BEST."

YOU PIG! I LOVE ITWHEN YOU TALK DIRTY. MY PARENTS INVITED YOUFOR TEA ON SUNDAY. DO YOU WANT TO COME? I DON'T LIKE TEA. YOU DON'THAVE TO DRINK TEA. WELL, I DON'T LIKEPARENTS. WANT SOME? YOU'RE A CHEAP DATE. I DIDN'T MEAN ITTHAT WAY. I UNDERSTAND. I ALWAYS THOUGHTYOU WERE UNDERSTANDING. THERE IS MORE TO YOUTHAN JUST FAT. YOU GOT A DATEFOR THE DANCE-OFF? NO. WANT TO GO? YEAH. I HAVE TOGO STUDY

FOR THAT DUMBALGEBRA TEST. YOU GOT AN ARMEDESCORT HOME. IT'S NOT THE ARMSI'M WORRIED ABOUT. IT'S THE HANDS. SHE LOVES ME. HEY, YOU COMING,FRENCH? I THINK I'LLHANG OUT HERE. I HAVE BEEN DIETINGALL DAY LONG. WANT SOMEOF MOM'S APPLE PIE? YEAH, SURE. PUTZY, 15 MINUTES. DANNY, I'M WORRIEDABOUT THIS DANCE-OFF. MAYBE THEY DANCEDIFFERENTLY HERE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. MAYBE WE'LL INVENTTHE KANGAROO BOP. LET'S GETOUT OF HERE, SANDY.

BYE, FRENCHY. SEE YOU,SANDY. I GET STUCKWITH THE CHECKAGAIN. GIVE ME MONEY. YOU GOTTHE PERSONALITY OF A MOP. DON'T START WITH ME. HOW ABOUT I FINISHWITH YOU? FINISH THIS! TO YOU FROM ME,PINKY LEE. SORRY, FRENCH. RIZZO! NO USE CRYINGOVER SPILLED MILKSHAKE. OH, I'LL BE O.K. YOU KNOW, IT'S NEARCLOSING TIME. DO YOU MINDIF I STAY? NO, SUIT YOURSELF. WOW!

YOUR HAIRLOOKS LIKEAN EASTER EGG. WELL, I HAD A LITTLE TROUBLEIN TINTING CLASS. I HAD A LITTLE TROUBLEIN ALL MY CLASSES. BEAUTY SCHOOL SUREWASN'T WHAT I EXPECTED. NOTHING EVER IS. VI... I DROPPED OUT. WHAT DO YOU THINKOF WAITRESSING? YOU'RE TOO YOUNGTO KNOW. MAYBE I COULD BE ATELEPHONE OPERATOR. NO, I WOULDN'TLIKE TO WEAR THOSE THINGSOVER MY EARS. IF ONLY I HADA GUARDIAN ANGEL TO TELL MEWHAT TO DO, LIKE DEBBIE REYNOLDSHAD IN TAMMY. IF YOU FIND HIM,

GIVE HIM MY NUMBER. " YOUR STORY'SSAD TO TELL " " A TEENAGENE'ER-DO-WELL " " MOST MIXED-UPNONDELINQUENTON THE BLOCK " " YOUR FUTURE'SSO UNCLEAR NOW " " WHAT'S LEFTOF YOUR CAREER NOW? " " CAN'T EVENGET A TRADE-INON YOUR SMOCK " " LA " " LA LA LA " " LA LA LA " " LA LA LA " " LA LA LALA LA LA LA " " LA LA LALA LA LA LA LA " " LA LA LALA LA LA LA " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " NO GRADUATION DAYFOR YOU "

" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " MISSED YOUR MIDTERMSAND FLUNKED SHAMPOO " " WELL, AT LEAST,YOU COULD HAVETAKEN TIME " " TO WASH AND CLEANYOUR CLOTHES UP " " AFTER SPENDIN'ALL THAT DOUGH " " TO HAVE THE DOCTORFIX YOUR NOSE UP " " BABY, GET MOVIN' " " BETTER GET MOVIN' " " WHY KEEPYOUR FEEBLE HOPES ALIVE? " " WHAT ARE YOU PROVIN'? " " WHAT ARE YOU PROVIN'? " " YOU'VE GOT THE DREAMBUT NOT THE DRIVE " " IF YOU GOFOR YOUR DIPLOMA " " YOU COULD JOINA STENO POOL " " TURN INYOUR TEASIN' COMB " " AND GO BACKTO HIGH SCHOOL "

" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " HANGIN' AROUNDTHE CORNER STORE " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " IT'S ABOUT TIMEYOU KNEW THE SCORE " " WELL, THEY COULDN'TTEACH YOU ANYTHING " " YOU THINKYOU'RE SUCHA LOOKER " " BUT NO CUSTOMERWOULD GO TO YOU " " UNLESS SHE WASA HOOKER " " BABY, DON'T SWEAT IT " " DON'T SWEAT IT " " YOU'RE NOT CUT OUTTO HOLD A JOB " " BETTER FORGET IT " " FORGET IT " " WHO WANTSTHEIR HAIR DONEBY A SLOB? " " NOW YOUR BANGSARE CURLED "

" YOUR LASHES TWIRLED " " BUT STILLTHE WORLD IS CRUEL " " WIPE OFFTHAT ANGEL FACE " " AND GO BACKTO HIGH SCHOOL " " BABY, DON'T BLOW IT " " DON'T PUT MY GOOD ADVICETO SHAME " " BABY, YOU KNOW IT " " EVEN DEAR ABBY'DSAY THE SAME " " NOW, I'VE CALLEDTHE SHOT " " GET OFF THE POT " " I REALLY GOTTA FLY " " GOTTA BE GOIN'TO THAT " " MALT SHOP " " IN THE " " SKY " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL "

" BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " BEAUTY SCHOOL DROPOUT " " GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL "" LOWER YOUR HEAD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GIVE HIM A BREAK. WE'LL WORKON THE BRAKESLATER. MOVE OVER, SLICK. WHAT KIND OF CARDID YOU SWIPE THIS FROM? YOUR MOTHER'S.YOUR MOTHER'S. RIZZ. YOU STILL GOINGTO THE DANCE? MAN, I'M GOING TO HAVETHE HOTTEST DATE THERE. BIGGEST THINGTHAT'S EVER HAPPENED, AND WE DON'T HAVE DATES. WHAT ABOUT RUDY?

GET SERIOUS. JUST A SUGGESTION. I ALREADY CALLED HIM. RELAX. I THINKOUR LUCK IS CHANGING. DO YOU KNOWWHAT YOU'RE DOING? WHAT WE'RE DOING.COME ON. MARTY,YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD. WOULD YOU JUST EXCUSE MEONE SECOND? YOU'RE FEELING GOOD, TOO. THERE HE IS!THAT'S VINCE FONTAINE. I'VE SEENBETTER HEADS ON BEER. WOULD YOU GROW UP?HE'S THE LIVING END. IF YOU LIKEOLDER GUYS. THIS IS SO EXCITING. YOU JUST MAKE FRIENDSWITH THE CAMERAMAN. YOU KNOW THE CAMERMAN? YEAH,

HIS NAME IS TED. HOW DO I LOOK? LIKE A BEAUTIFULBLONDE PINEAPPLE. THAT'S GOOD.THAT'S GOOD. YOU'RE LATE, FELLAS.WHERE YOU BEEN? BOY, THE GYMNEVER LOOKED SO GOOD. DID YOU BRINGTHE PROVISIONS? I WANT A BIG CIRCLE HERE. BOYS AND GIRLS,WE ARE GOING ON THE AIRVERY SHORTLY, BUT FIRST LET'S HAVESOME WARM-UP NUMBERS WITH JOHNNY CASINOAND THE GAMBLERS. " AHH " " AHH " " AHH " " AHH " " ROCK 'N' ROLLIS HERE TO STAY " " IT WILL NEVER DIE "

" IT WAS MEANTTO BE THAT WAY " " THOUGH I DON'TKNOW WHY " " I DON'T CAREWHAT PEOPLE SAY " " ROCK 'N' ROLLIS HERE TO STAY " " WE DON'T CAREWHAT PEOPLE SAY " " ROCK 'N' ROLLIS HERE TO STAY " " EVERYBODY, ROCK " " EVERYBODY, ROCK " " EVERYBODY, ROCK " " EVERYBODY, ROCK " " COME ON " " EVERYBODY, ROCK " " IF YOU DON'T LIKEROCK 'N' ROLL " " THINK WHATYOU'VE BEEN MISSIN' " " IF YOU LIKETO ROCK 'N' ROLL " " COME ON DOWNAND LISTEN " " LET'S ALL STARTTO HAVE A BALL "

" EVERYBODY,ROCK 'N' ROLL " " EVERY " " BODY " " ROCK 'N' " " ROLL... "" WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? FRED AND GINGER. TELL HIM THE TRUTH. I HOPE I DON'T GETCAMERA FRIGHT. DON'T WORRY.WE'LL BE COOL, RIGHT? YEAH. DON'T WORRY?GOOD. COME ON,LET'S GO. " WHAT'S THAT PLAYIN'ON THE RADIO? " " WHY DO I START SWAYINGTO AND FRO? " " I HAVE NEVER HEARDTHAT SONG BEFORE " " BUT IF I DON'T HEAR ITANYMORE... " LET ME LEADFOR A CHANGE.

I'M USED TO LEADING. " THE NIGHT THAT IFIRST FELL IN LOVE... " CAN'T YOUTURN ME AROUNDOR SOMETHING? DON'T TALK, FRENCH.I'M TRYING TO COUNT. " A MELODY " " THAT'S NEVERTHE SAME... " " A MELODY " DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUTSINGING PROFESSIONALLY? " PLEASECOME BACK TO ME " " PLEASE " ZUCCO,I WANT YOU TO MEETCHA CHA DI GREGORIO. HOW ARE YOU DOING,ZUCCO, BABY? WHO IS SHE? I'M THE BEST DANCERAT ST. BERNADETTE'S. WITH THE WORSTREPUTATION. LET'S GO, SANDY.

WHO'S THAT GIRL? SHE'S JUST A GIRLI KNOW. THAT'S ALL. HI. I'M VINCE FONTAINE. HEY,DO YOUR FOLKS KNOW I COMEINTO YOUR ROOMEVERY NIGHT? OVER KZAZ,THAT IS. I'M JUDGINGTHE DANCE CONTEST. I DON'T THINKI'M ENTERED. A KNOCKOUT LIKE YOU? WHAT'S YOUR NAME? MARTY. MARTY WHAT? MARASCHINO, YOU KNOW,LIKE IN CHERRY. " OH OH OH OH OH OH " " OOOH OOOH OOOHOOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH "" WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WASHING MY HANDS. " YOU DON'TREMEMBER ME " " BUT I REMEMBER YOU " " TWAS NOTSO LONG AGO " " YOU BROKE MY HEARTIN TWO " " TEARSON MY PILLOW " " PAIN IN MY HEART " " CAUSED BY YOU " " YOU " " YOU... " HOW DO YOU KNOW HER? SHE'S JUST AN OLD FRIENDOF THE FAMILY'S.THAT'S ALL. " LOVE IS NOT A TOY " " WHEN YOU FINDTHE ONE YOU LOVE... " AREN'T YOU GLADTO BE BACK? OH, YEAH.BESIDES, BLONDESDO HAVE MORE FUN. AH HA HA!

" IF WE COULD START ANEW " " I WOULDN'T HESITATE " " I'D GLADLYTAKE YOU BACK " WHEN I HEAR MUSIC,I CAN'T MAKE MY FEETBEHAVE. SHE THINKS SHE'STINKERBELL. HUSH, SONNY. " PAIN IN MY HEART " " CAUSED BY YOU " " YOU "" SHH SHH SHH! SHH! THE RYDELL FIGHT SONG! WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED, YOU WILL BE HAPPYTO KNOW THAT I AM NOT JUDGINGTHE DANCE CONTEST. I THINK WE ALL OWEA ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO PATTY SIMCOXAND EUGENE FELSNICKAND COMMITTEE FOR THEIR BEAUTIFUL

DECORATIONS. LET'S HEAR ITFOR TOILET PAPER! IN A FEW MOMENTS, THE ENTIRE NATIONWILL BE WATCHINGRYDELL HIGH. GOD HELP US. YOU SHOULD BEON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. NO HEINIE BITING. AND NOW HERE HE IS,THE PRINCE OF THE PLATTERS, MR. VINCE FONTAINE. MR. VINCE FONTAINE. HIYA, KIDS! HEY, IT'S GREAT BEING HEREAT RYDELL HIGH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME,SWEETHEART? HIYA, HONEY. AND NOW FOR THE RULES. UP YOUR RULES! GAME RULE ONE,ALL COUPLES MUST BE BOY/GIRL. TOO BAD, EUGENE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT, COME ON. GAME RULE TWO, IF YOU'RE TAPPEDON THE SHOULDER, YOU MUST LEAVETHE FLOOR IMMEDIATELY,OR ELSE. I MEAN IT. AND RULE THREE, ANYONE DOING TASTELESSOR VULGAR MOVEMENTS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. THAT LEAVES US OUT. CAN WE KEEP ITCLEAN, PLEASE?LET'S KEEP IT CLEAN. 20 SECONDS. THANK YOU,FANS AND FRIENDSAND ODDS AND ENDS. YOU JIMS AND SALSARE MY BEST PALS. TO LOOK YOUR BESTFOR THE BIG CONTEST, BE YOURSELVES ANDHAVE A BALL, AFTER ALL. FORGET ABOUT THE CAMERAAND THINK ABOUT THE BEAT.

GIVE THE FOLKS A TREAT. IF I TAP YOUR SHOULDER,MOVE TO THE SIDE. 10 SECONDS, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! ON THE AIR! HELLO. WELCOMETO NATIONAL BANDSTAND, LIVE FROMRYDELL HIGH SCHOOL. THIS IS THE EVENTYOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, THE NATIONAL DANCE-OFF. AWAY WE GOWITH JOHNNY CASINOAND THE GAMBLERS. " YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'BUT A HOUND DOG " " CRYIN'ALL THE TIME " " YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'BUT A HOUND DOG " " CRYIN'ALL THE TIME " " WELL, YOU AIN'T NEVER

CAUGHT A RABBIT " " AND YOU AIN'TNO FRIEND OF MINE " LOOK, THERE'S THE CAMERAS! " ...WELL, THAT WASJUST A LIE " THAT'S PUTZYAND JAN. GET BACK!GET BACK! DON'T WAVEAT THE CAMERAS! " YOU SAIDYOU WAS HIGH-CLASS " " HONEY,THAT WAS JUST A LIE " " I CALL YOU ALLHIGH-CLASS " " THAT WAS JUST A LIE " " WELL, YOU AIN'T NEVERCAUGHT A RABBIT " THERE'S DANNY AND SANDY. " YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'BUT A HOUND DOG " " CRYIN' ALL THE TIME " " YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'BUT A HOUND DOG " " CRYIN' ALL THE TIME " " WELL, YOU AIN'T NEVER

CAUGHT A RABBIT " " YOU AIN'TNO FRIEND OF MINE "" NOW FORTHE NATIONAL DANCE-OFF. SOME LUCKY GUY AND GALWILL GO BOPPING HOME WITH SOMEFANTABULOUS PRIZES. IT DOESN'T MATTERIF YOU WIN OR LOSE. IT'S WHAT YOU DOWITH YOUR DANCING SHOES. HEY, DOES EVERYBODY HEREKNOW MARTY? MARTY! I KNOW HER! YEAH, MARTY! O.K., CATS,THROW YOUR MITTENSAROUND YOUR KITTENS, AND AWAY WE GO! THAT WASN'TSUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. LET'S HAND JIVE! " BEFORE I WAS BORN,LATE ONE NIGHT " " MY PAPA SAIDEVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT "

" THE DOCTOR MADEMY MA LAY DOWN " " WITH HER STOMACHBOUNCIN' ALL AROUND " " 'CAUSE A BE-BOP STORK " " WAS 'BOUT TO ARRIVE " " MY MAMA GAVE BIRTHTO THE HAND JIVE " " I COULD BARELY WALKWHEN I MILKED A COW " " WHEN I WAS 3,I PUSHED A PLOW " " WHILE CHOPPIN' WOOD,I MOVED MY LEGS " " AND STARTED DANCIN'WHILE I GATHERED EGGS " " THE TOWNFOLK CLAPPED,I WAS ONLY 5 " " HE'LL OUTDANCE'EM ALL " " HE'S A BORNHAND JIVE " YES, MOVE ON,EVERYBODY! GO, GO, GO, GO,GO, GO, GO! SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT,SHAKE IT! SHIMMY, SHIMMY, SHIMMY!

THAT A GIRL! " OH, YEAH,YEAH, YEAH " EVERYBODY! " BORN TO HAND JIVE,BABY " " BORN TO HAND JIVE,BABY " YEAH, HERE WE GO. HEY, BREAK IT UP.WHAT IS THAT? COME ON, NOW.SHAKE IT. YEAH! YEAH, TWIST IT! ALL RIGHT, GET IT. " HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? " " HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? " " HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? " NO, NO, NOT HERE! COME ON NOW,HAND JIVE! GO, GO! THAT'S THE STUFF! DO IT, BABY!

DO IT! THAT'S THE HAND JIVEFRANCHISE! YEAH, LET'SBRING IT UP NOW! BRING IT ON UP! HIGHER! HIGHER! HIGHER! GET IT HIGHER! " NOW CAN YOUHAND JIVE, BABY? " " OH, CAN YOUHAND JIVE, BABY? " " OH, YEAH " " OH, YEAH " " OH, YEAH, YEAH " " BORN TO HAND JIVEOH, YEAH "" OH, YEAH. NOW LET'S MEET THEM.HERE THEY ARE,THE NEW CHAMPS! COME ON.COME ON UP HERE. CAN I HAVE YOUR NAMES,

SWEETIE? CHA CHA DI GREGORIOAND DANNY ZUCCO! COME ON,WE'RE GOING TODO IT NOW. WHERE'S MARTY? DON'T WORRY.SHE'S IN GOOD HANDS. WHOSE? NOW LET'S SEE OUR CHAMPSIN A SPOTLIGHT DANCE. " BLUE MOON " " YOU SAW MESTANDING ALONE " " WITHOUT A DREAMIN MY HEART " " WITHOUT A LOVEOF MY OWN " READY?1, 2, 3, GO! " BLUE MOON " DID YOU SEE-- WONDER WHO'SON THE RIGHT. WE HAVE PICTURESOF YOU SO-CALLED MOONERS. JUST BECAUSE THE PICTURES

AREN'T OF YOUR FACES, DOESN'T MEANWE CAN'T IDENTIFY YOU. AT THIS VERY MOMENT, THOSE PICTURESARE ON THE WAYTO WASHINGTON, WHERE THE FBIHAS EXPERTS IN THIS TYPEOF IDENTIFICATION. IF YOU TURNYOURSELVES IN NOW, YOU MAY ESCAPEA FEDERAL CHARGE. COME ON,WATCH YOUR HEADS. HEY! WATCH IT.MOVE IT OUT. I FEEL LIKEA MEATBALLIN HERE. WHEW! O.K., LET'S GOFIND THE CHICKS. MARTY, MARTY! THERE'S MUSIC AND MIRTHALL OVER THE MAP AS THE BOYS...

HOLD MY MONEY.DON'T LET ME GO NEARTHE REFRESHMENT STAND. HEY. THERE'S NOBODY HERE. OH, COME ON, SANDY,I TOLD YOUON THE PHONE THAT I WAS SORRY. I KNOW THAT YOU DID. DO YOU BELIEVE ME? I STILL THINKYOU AND CHA CHAWENT TOGETHER. WE DID NOT GO TOGETHER.WE JUST WENT TOGETHER. IT'S THE SAME THING. NO. NO. NO. AND WATCH THEM FLIP ONTHE LAS VEGAS STRIP WHEN THE BOYS GO CRAZYAT THE CRAPS TABLE. WE GOT TO WARN YOU,THE LAST PLANE TO CALIFORNIA... OW! OH! OH, SANDY,I'M SORRY! I--

SANDY, UM... WOULD YOU WEARMY RING? DANNY, I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO SAY. SAY YES. YES! OH, DANNY, THIS MEANSSO MUCH TO ME 'CAUSE I KNOW NOWTHAT YOU RESPECT ME. HEY, RIZZ. WATCH IT. WHAT'S WITH YOU,TONIGHT? I FEEL LIKEA DEFECTIVE TYPEWRITER. I SKIPPED A PERIOD. YOU THINKYOU'RE P.G.?WAS IT KENICKIE? NAH. YOU DON'T KNOW THE GUY. HEY, RIZZ, LOOK, RIZZ.IT'S O.K. I CAUGHT VINCE FONTAINE PUTTING ASPIRININ MY COKEAT THE DANCE.

YOU AIN'T GOING TOTELL NOBODY, RIGHT? SURE, RIZZ.I'LL TAKE ITTO THE GRAVE. COMING THROUGH.COMING THROUGH.LADY WITH A BABY. HEY, MARTY, WHAT'S UP? RIZZ IS PREGNANT. HEY, RIZZO GOT A BUNIN THE OVEN. RIZZO'S KNOCKED-UP. RIZZO,I HEAR YOU'RE KNOCKED-UP. YOU DO, HUH? BOY,GOOD NEWS REALLYTRAVELS FAST. WHY DIDN'T YOUTELL ME ABOUT IT? WHAT'S IT TO YOU? I THOUGHT I MIGHT BE ABLETO DO SOMETHING. YOU DID ENOUGH. I DON'T RUN AWAYFROM MY MISTAKES. HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,KENICKIE.

IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE'SMISTAKE. THANKS A LOT, KID. ANYTIME. AH-CHOO! I HOPE YOU'RE NOTGETTING A COLD. OH, NO, NO.IT'S JUST PROBABLYA LITTLE DRIVE-IN DUST. WAS IT TRUE? COULD SPACE MONSTERSMATE WITH EARTH WOMEN? SEE THE STARTLING ANSWERIN THE SHOCKER OF THEM ALL. DANNY! SANDY! OH, SANDY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH, SANDY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.NOBODY'S WATCHING. DANNY, GET OFF ME! SANDY, WHAT'S THE MATTERWITH YOU? I THOUGHT I MEANTSOMETHING TO YOU. YOU THINK I'M GOING TO

STAY HERE WITH YOUIN THIS SIN WAGON? YOU CAN TAKETHIS PIECE OF TIN! SANDY, YOU JUST CAN'TWALK OUT OF A DRIVE-IN. " STRANDEDAT THE DRIVE-IN " " BRANDED A FOOL " " WHAT WILL THEY SAY " " MONDAY AT SCHOOL? " " SANDY, CAN'T YOU SEE " " I'M IN MISERY? " " WE MADE A START,NOW WE'RE APART " " THERE'S NOTHING LEFTFOR ME " " LOVE HAS FLOWN " " ALL ALONEI SIT AND WONDER WHY-Y-Y " " OH, WHY YOU LEFT ME " " OH, SANDY " " OH, SANDY " " BABY " " SOMEDAY WHEN HIGH SCHOOLIS DONE "

" SOMEHOW " " SOME WAY " " OUR TWO WORLDSWILL BE ONE " " IN HEAVEN " " FOREVER " " AND EVER WE WILL BE " " OH, PLEASESAY YOU'LL STAY " " OH, SANDY " SANDY, MY DARLING, YOU HURT ME REAL BAD. YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. BUT BABY, YOU GOT TOBELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY... I'M HELPLESS WITHOUT YOU. " LOVE HAS FLOWN " " ALL ALONE I SIT,I WONDER WHY-Y-Y " " OH, WHY YOU LEFT ME " " OH, SANDY " " SANDY " " SANDY " " WHY-Y-Y-Y ""

OH, SANDY. HEAD IT OUT.COME ON, GUYS. MOVE IT OUT.MOVE IT OUT. WELL, IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE. IT'S AS HOTAS THE PARTS ON IT. IT WASN'TALL STOLEN.SOME WAS DONATED. THIS WILL KNOCK THEMON THEIR EARS. YOU COULDCHANGE YOUR MIND. THE FLAG GOES DOWNIN THREE HOURS. YOU COMING? MY BOYS WON'TDISAPPOINT ME, AND I WON'TDISAPPOINT THEM. THAT'S THE WAYTO GO, MURDOCH. I WANT TOTALK TO YOU. THOSE GUYSAT THUNDER ROADDON'T FOOL AROUND.

YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? YOU WANT METO PUNK OUT? I'M NOT SAYINGPUNKING OUT. I'M JUST--YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HEY, DANNY, UH... WE'VE BEEN FRIENDSA LONG TIME, RIGHT? YEAH. REMEMBER THE DRIVE-INTHE OTHER NIGHT. THERE WAS THE DUEL.THE GUY'S BEST FRIENDWENT WITH HIM, LIKE HIS SECOND? YEAH. SO? WELL, UH... I THOUGHT THATYOU COULD BE MY SECONDAT THUNDER ROAD. YOU WANT ME TO DRIVEWITH YOU? OH, HEY! LISTEN, I'LL PICK YOU UPAT 3:00. OPEN UP THE DOOR.

WHAT ARE YOUSTANDING AROUND FOR? GET THE CANOFF THE CAR. HELLO, RIZZ. ARE YOUGOING TO THUNDER ROAD? NOT A CHANCE. I'VE GOT TO GO.I HAVE TO TALKTO DANNY. HE WON'T KNOWYOU'RE ALIVE. WE HAVEN'T BEENTHE BEST OF FRIENDS, BUT IF I CAN HELP... I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELFAND ANYBODY ELSE. I KNOW WHAT PEOPLEARE SAYING ABOUT ME. HEY. THANKS. THAT'S THE ONEI WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. " THERE ARE WORSE THINGSI COULD DO " " THAN GOWITH A BOY OR TWO " " EVEN THOUGHTHE NEIGHBORHOOD "

" THINKS I'M TRASHYAND NO GOOD " " I SUPPOSEIT COULD BE TRUE " " BUT THERE AREWORSE THINGS I COULD DO " " I COULD FLIRTWITH ALL THE GUYS " " SMILE AT THEMAND BAT MY EYES " " PRESS AGAINST THEMWHEN WE DANCE " " MAKE THEM THINKTHEY STAND A CHANCE " " THEN REFUSETO SEE IT THROUGH " " THAT'S THE THINGI'D NEVER DO " " I COULD STAY HOMEEVERY NIGHT " " WAIT AROUNDFOR MR. RIGHT " " TAKE COLD SHOWERSEVERY DAY " " AND THROW MY LIFE AWAY " " ON A DREAMTHAT WON'T COME TRUE " " I COULD HURTSOMEONE LIKE ME "

" OUT OF SPITEOR JEALOUSY " " I DON'T STEALAND I DON'T LIE " " BUT I CAN FEELAND I CAN CRY " " A FACT I'LL BETYOU NEVER KNEW " " BUT TO CRYIN FRONT OF YOU " " THAT'S THE WORST THING " " I COULD DO "" THINK YOU GOTA WINNER THERE? THAT'S RIGHT. IT TAKES MORETHAN A COAT OF PAINT. OH, YEAH? THINKING ABOUTCHANGING YOUR MIND? NO WAY! GOOD, 'CAUSEWE'RE RACING FOR PINKS. PINKS? PINKS, YOU PUNK!PINK SLIPS!OWNERSHIP PAPERS!

COME ON! OHHHH.... RELAX.I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. HA HA HA!GET THE DUDE, MAN!HA HA HA! WHAT DID SHE GIVE HIM? A LOCK OF HAIRFROM HER CHEST. POOR KENICKIE. SEE A PENNY, PICK IT UP, ALL DAY LONGYOU'LL HAVE GOOD LUCK! GIVE ME THAT. IF IT WEREIN BETTER CONDITION,IT WOULD FLY. HERE, KENICKIE.I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHINGFOR GOOD LUCK. GEE, THANKS. I'LL GET IT. YOU PUTZ! PUT THISUNDER HIS HEAD. ZUCCO,HE'S OUT COLD. WHAT

ARE WE GOING TO DO? KENICKIE, TALK TO ME. WHAT? YOU O.K.? YEAH.YEAH, I'M O.K. I'M FINE. OH, GOD. YOU CAN'T DRIVE. REALLY,I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M JUST SEEINGTWO OF YOU. YOU WANT METO DRIVE? YEAH. YEAH. ALL RIGHT,HELP HIM UP. HEY. AIN'T NO RULES.TO THE SECOND BRIDGEAND BACK. FIRST ONE BACK HEREWINS. HAUL ASS, KID. YOU AIN'T GOING TO SEE MEFOR DUST, ZUCCO.

GO, DANNY! GO! GO! GO! GO! COME ON, BABY. YEAH. YOU MOTHER! WHOO!ALL RIGHT! HEY, DANNY,YOU WERE GREAT! " FOR HE'SA JOLLY GOOD FELLOW " " FOR HE'SA JOLLY GOOD FELLOW " " FOR HE'SA JOLLY GOOD FELLOW " " WHICH NOBODYCAN DENY "" " LOOK AT ME " " THERE HAS TO BE " " SOMETHING MORETHAN WHAT THEY SEE " " WHOLESOME AND PURE " " OH, SO SCAREDAND UNSURE " " A POOR MAN'SSANDRA DEE "

DANNY WON!ISN'T THAT GREAT? YEAH. WHAT'S THE MATTER?AREN'T YOU HAPPY? NOT REALLY, FRENCHY,BUT I COULD BE. COULD YOU HELP ME? OF COURSE. LET'S GOTO YOUR PLACE. SURE. COME ON. " SANDY,YOU MUST START ANEW " " DON'T YOU KNOWWHAT YOU MUST DO? " " HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH " " TAKE A DEEP BREATHAND SIGH " COME ON, SANDY! " GOODBYE TO SANDRA DEE "" """" """ " ATTENTION, SENIORS. BEFORE THE MERRIMENT

OF COMMENCEMENT COMMENCES, I HOPE THAT YOUR YEARSWITH US HERE AT RYDELL HIGH HAVE PREPARED YOU FORTHE CHALLENGES YOU FACE. WHO KNOWS?AMONG YOU THERE MAY BE A FUTURE ELEANOR ROOSEVELT OR A ROSEMARY CLOONEY. AND AMONG YOU YOUNG MEN,THERE MAY BE A JOE DiMAGGIO, A PRESIDENT EISENHOWER, OR EVENA VICE PRESIDENT NIXON. BUT ALWAYS YOU WILL HAVETHE GLORIOUS MEMORIESOF RYDELL HIGH. RYDELL FOREVER. BON VOYAGE. """" OH, BLANCHE,STOP BLUBBERING. AAH!AAH!AAH!AAH! HOW MANY? ONE.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. HOW CAN I FLUNKPHYS. ED.? DID I TAKEPHYS. ED.? STEP RIGHTUP HERE. IT'S FORA WONDERFULCAUSE-- THE TEACHERS'RETIREMENT FUND. GIVE THEM A PIEIN THE PUSS. COACH, HOW COULD YOUFLUNK THE T-BIRDS? YOU'LL GETYOUR DIPLOMAS. JUST COME TOSUMMER SCHOOL. SUMMER SCHOOL! LOOK UP! IF YOU'D COME TOCLASS, YOU WOULDN'THAVE MISSED. WISE GUY, HUH?TAKE THAT! YOU COULDN'T EVENPITCH ONE INNING.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?I WANT YOU. IT'S EUGENE. YOU'RE A GREAT PITCHER. THANK YOU. RIZZO! HEY, RIZZO! GET OFF THAT THING!YOU GOT A CONDITION! IT WASA FALSE ALARM. I'M NOTPREGNANT! WHOO! WHOO! I'LL MAKEAN HONEST WOMANOF YOU. IF THIS IS A LINE,I AIN'T BITING. THAT'SA BONA FIDE OFFER. WELL, IT AIN'TMOONLIGHT AND ROSES,BUT... HEY, THERE'S ZUCCO!YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING US! WELL, WELL, WELL! WHAT IS THIS,HALLOWEEN?

WHERE DID YOU SWIPETHIS LETTERMAN'S SWEATER? WHILE YOU WERE OUTSTEALING HUBCAPS,I LETTERED IN TRACK. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.DANNY ZUCCO TURNED JOCK? THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING,DESERTING US? YOU CAN'TFOLLOW A LEADERALL YOUR LIVES. YOU KNOW YOU MEANA LOT TO ME,BUT SANDY DOES, TOO. I'M GOING TO DOANYTHING I CAN TOGET HER, THAT'S ALL. [WOLF WHISTLES] SANDY! TELL ME ABOUT IT,STUD. " I GOT CHILLS " " THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN' " " AND I'M LOSIN' CONTROL " " 'CAUSE THE POWERYOU'RE SUPPLYIN' "

" IT'S ELECTRIFYIN' " " ELECTRIFYIN' " " ELECTRIFYIN' " " YOU BETTER SHAPE UP " " 'CAUSE I NEED A MAN " " AND MY HEARTIS SET ON YOU " " YOU BETTER SHAPE UP " " YOU BETTERUNDERSTAND " " TO MY HEARTI MUST BE TRUE " " NOTHIN' LEFT " " NOTHIN' LEFTFOR ME TO DO " " YOU'RE THE ONETHAT I WANT " " YOU ARETHE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH,HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH,HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT "

" YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH " " THE ONE I NEED " " OH, YES, INDEED " " IF YOU'RE FILLEDWITH AFFECTION " " YOU'RE TOO SHYTO CONVEY " " MEDITATEIN MY DIRECTION " " FEEL YOUR WAY " WOOOW! " I BETTERSHAPE UP " " 'CAUSEYOU NEED A MAN " " I NEED A MAN " " WHO CAN KEEP MESATISFIED " " I BETTER SHAPE UP " " IF I'M GONNA PROVE " " YOU BETTER PROVE " " THAT MY FAITHIS JUSTIFIED " " ARE YOU SURE? " " YES, I'M SURE

DOWN DEEP INSIDE " " YOU'RE THE ONETHAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH,HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH,HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH " " THE ONE I NEED " " OH, YES, INDEED " " YOU'RE THE ONETHAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH,HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH,HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT "

" YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH " " THE ONE I NEED " " OH, YES, INDEED " " YOU'RE THE ONETHAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH,HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH,HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH " " THE ONE I NEED " " OH, YES, INDEED " " YOU'RE THE ONETHAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH,HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT "

" OOH, OOH, OOH,HONEY " " THE ONE THAT I WANT " " YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT " " OOH, OOH, OOH " " THE ONE I NEED " " OH, YES, INDEED " " YOU'RE THE ONETHAT I WANT "" HEY, EVERYBODY!RIZZO AND KENICKIEMADE UP! ALL RIGHT! OH, LOOK! OH,THE GANG'S TOGETHER! WHAT HAPPENSAFTER GRADUATION? MAYBE WE'LL NEVER SEEEACH OTHER AGAIN. NO, THAT'LLNEVER HAPPEN. HOW DO YOU KNOW? WHAT DO YOU MEAN,HOW DO I KNOW? [GONG RINGS] " A WOP BABA LU-MOP "

" AND WOP BAM BOOM " " WE GO TOGETHER " " LIKE RAMA LAMA LAMAKA DINGA DA DING-DONG " " REMEMBERED FOREVER " " AS SHOO-BOP SHA WADDA-WADDAYIPPITY BOOM DE-BOOM " " CHANG CHANG AHCHANGITTY CHANG-SHOO-BOP " " THAT'S THE WAYIT SHOULD BE " " WHA-OOOH, YEAH! " " WE'RE ONE OF A KIND " " LIKE DIP DA DIPDA DIP " " DOO WOP A DOO-BEE DOO " " OUR NAMES ARE SIGNED " " BOOGEDY BOOGEDYBOOGEDY BOOGEDY " " SHOOBY DOO WOP SHE BOP " " CHANG CHANG AHCHANGITTY CHANG-SHOO-BOP " " WE'LL ALWAYS BELIKE ONE " " WHA WHA WHA WHAAA " " WHEN WE GO OUT AT NIGHT "

" AND STARSARE SHINING BRIGHT " " UP IN THE SKIES ABOVE " " OR AT A HIGH SCHOOLDANCE " " WHERE YOU CAN FINDROMANCE " " BABY,IT MIGHT BE LOVE " " RAMA LAMA LAMAKA DINGA DA DING-DONG " " SHOO-BOP SHA WADDA-WADDAYIPPITY BOOM DE-BOOM " " CHANG CHANG AHCHANGITTY CHANG-SHOO-BOP " " DIP DA DIPDA DIP " " DOO WOP A DOO-BEE DOO " " BOOGEDY BOOGEDYBOOGEDY BOOGEDY " " SHOOBY DOO WOP SHE BOP " " SHA-NA NA NA,NA NA NA " " YIPPITY DIP DE-DOOM " " RAMA LAMA LAMAKA DINGA DA DING-DONG " " SHOO-BOP SHA WADDA-WADDAYIPPITY BOOM DE-BOOM "

" CHANG CHANG AHCHANGITTY CHANG-SHOO-BOP " " DIP DA DIPDA DIP " " DOO WOP A DOO-BEE DOO " " BOOGEDY BOOGEDYBOOGEDY BOOGEDY " " SHOOBY DOO WOP SHE BOP " " SHA-NA NA NA,NA NA NA " " YIPPITY DIP DE-DOOM " " BABA LU-MOPAND WOP BAM BOOM " " WE'RE FOR EACH OTHER " " LIKE A WOP BABA LU-MOPAND WOP BAM BOOM " " JUST LIKE MY BROTHER " " IS SHA-NA NA NA,NA NA NA " " YIPPITTY DIP DE-DOOM " " CHANG CHANG AHCHANGITTY CHANG-SHOO-BOP " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WHA-OOOH, YEAH! " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER "

" WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " WE'LL ALWAYSBE TOGETHER " " I SOLVE MY PROBLEMSAND I SEE THE LIGHT " " WE GOT A LOVIN' THING " " WE GOT TOFEED IT RIGHT " " THERE AIN'T NO DANGERWE CAN GO TOO FAR "

" IF WE STARTBELIEVIN' NOW " " THAT WE CAN BEWHO WE ARE " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " THEY THINK OUR LOVEIS JUST A GROWIN' PAIN " " WHY DON'T THEYUNDERSTAND? " " IT'S JUSTA CRYIN' SHAME " " THEIR LIPS ARE LYIN',ONLY REAL IS REAL " " WE STOP THE FIGHTRIGHT NOW " " WE GOT TO BEWHAT WE FEEL " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT GROOVE,IT'S GOT MEANING " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " GREASE IS THE WAY

WE ARE FEELIN' " " WE TAKE THE PRESSURE " " AND WE THROW AWAY " " CONVENTIONALITYBELONGS TO YESTERDAY " " THERE IS A CHANCE THATWE CAN MAKE IT SO FAR " " IF WE STARTBELIEVIN' NOW " " THAT WE CAN BEWHO WE ARE " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " GREASE IS THE WORD " " IS THE WORD " " THAT YOU HEARD " " IT'S GOT GROOVE,IT'S GOT MEANIN' " " GREASE IS THE TIME " " IS THE PLACE " " IS THE MOTION " " NOW GREASE IS THE WAYWE ARE FEELIN' " " THIS IS A LIFEOF ILLUSION " " WRAPPED UP IN TROUBLES,LACED WITH CONFUSION "

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