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FLORIDA WEST PALM DIVISION SPRING 2015—ISSUE 4

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CONTENTS PAGE

SERIOUS You are here Week 3 Results 3 WEEK 4 Schedule 4 Power Rankings 5 Mid-Season Party 6 SPOTLIGHTS Vet of the Week 7 Rookie of the Week 8 THEMES AND CONTESTS 9 Week 2 & 3 Highlights 10 Hidden Giveaway 11 AFTER PARTY INFO 12

THERE’S NO RULES!... WAIT YES THERE IS! Presented by WAKA

Pets: Pets are NOT allowed at the park. Please make plans to keep your pets at home or we will have to ask you and your pet to leave. Beverages: Alcoholic beverage containers are NOT allowed at the park at any time, this includes the fields & parking lots. No glass containers or bottles of any kind are allowed on the fields. Large Coolers, Funnels, or Kegs are not allowed on the fields. You are required to keep all beverages in bubba kegs, thermos bottles, solo cups, or anything that cannot be seen through. Clear colored or see through cups are not allowed, please purchase solid colored solo cups.

Anyone in violation of the beverage policy will be asked to leave the premis-es and may be suspended for the remainder of the season. Other Activities: Due to general safety and liability reasons; no other sports may be played at a WAKA permitted field just prior to or during the games. That means no tossing a football around or kicking a soccer ball.

Fireworks: Absolutely no fireworks of any kind are allowed on or near our fields. That includes Sparklers, Flame throwers, Molotov Cocktails and anything else you can think of.

Trash: All trash must be picked up before you leave the field. Trash cans are available throughout the park. Your CSR will also have trash bags available as well. Please clean up after yourselves! Rest Rooms: The park has provided bathrooms, use them. Do not use the caveman method and do your business in bushes or even worse in the open. You may get a ticket and we may lose the permit to use the park! Parking: Park only in marked spaces or areas designated by the park. Parking on roads, on the curb, or on the sidewalk in unmarked spots may result in a parking ticket.

Week 3 Standings

WEEK 4 SCHEDULE

Keep your drinks in a cup

and please make sure to pick up after yourselves!

Field Reminders:

*Please park in

designated spots

ONLY!

Get there early or

ride with a friend

and ALWAYS make

sure to lock your

doors! Have fun this

week :)

Power Rankings 1. Beastmode– This team sure knows how unleash on their opponents to

keep adding victories this season! The Beasts will face a tough AlcoBAL-

Lics game this week, can they keep their streak alive?

2. TITS– With a close game against the Ligers last week, this team has

earned their spot at the top! Will they prove their status at the top is

real or have they been stuffed with confidence?

3. Speed Bumps– Hide your kids, hide your wife– this

team isn’t slowing down this season! Knocking out

Bases May Not Be Loaded last week, they face an-

other veteran team this week, the Ligers! Will they

take home the victory in the Rival of the Pinks

game?

4. AlcoBALLics– Even though this team got a little

Scared last week, they are prepared for a tough

game against the Beasts this week! Will they be

buying rounds at the bar or not make it to last call?

5. Scared Kickless– After a big win against those Alco-

BALLics last week, is this team ready to take home another “W” against

Licensed to Kick?!?

6. All About That Base– Kicking out the competition last week, this team

scored their first win of the season! With a lot of talent and a taste of

victory, will they be able to keep their streak alive against TITS?

7. Sneaky Snakes– This team snuck past their opponents last week and

shed their losing streak! Will they be able to slither past their opponents

again this week during the Rival of the Greens game this week??

8. Mudder Fockers– Meet the Fockers who continue to dominate this

season with another win last week! Will they continue their streak

against Bases May Not Be Loaded??

9. I’m Kick James, Pitch– These Pitches were held scoreless last week

against All About That Base! Can they recover this week in the Rival

of the Greens game against the Sneaky Snakes?

10. Ligers– This team must have been distracted be-

cause they acted like they had never seen TITS before

last week’s games! Will they be ready to roll against

their game against Speed Bumps this week in the Ri-

val of the Pinks game?

11. Bases May Not Be Loaded But We Are– This

team suffered a painful loss by getting run over last

week by the Speed Bumps! Will they be able to re-

gain their momentum and Load their bases against

the Fockers?

12. I’ve Got Pitches in Low Places– These Pitches

keep losing by one run! After the Snakes slithered past them last

week, will they be ready to who is Better this week?!

13. Licensed to Kick– After losing a tough, one run loss to those Fockers,

Licensed is ready to show Scared Kickless that they aren’t afraid of an-

ything!

14. The Better AlcoBALLics– These BALLers have a lot to prove after be-

ing attacked by the Beasts last week! Can they redeem themselves

against those Pitches in Low Places?

Midseason Party!!!

When: Sunday Funday!! March 29th

1:00pm- ???

Where: Roxy’s Rooftop

Theme: Funny/ Awesome Graphic T-Shirts & Fanny Packs

Drink Specials & Free Drinks for Best Shirts

Daniel

Daniel Psoinos

Ligers Q: How long have you been playing WAKA?

A: 4 years

Q: If you could create a dream team of kickballers, using

celebrities, who would be on your team?

A: Dream team would be with Tom Brady pitching and Dustin Pedroia in the field with bikini models eve-

rywhere else.

Q: What theme week would you like to see happen?

A: Theme I would like to see is wet and wild night with slip and slides.

Q: If you’re not busy being awesome at kickball, what are you up to?

A: Hanging out at a bar near you

Q: At O’Shea’s, what is your go-to drink of choice and

favorite item on the menu?

A: Car Bombs and Liger Fingers

Q: What advice would you give someone who is a rookie

this kickball season?

A: Slide as much as you can

Q: What would you like veteran kickballers to know?

A: You don’t know everything!

What are you looking forward to this season?

A: Meeting new people and winning games!

SPOTLIGHTS VETERAN of the week

SPOTLIGHTS Rookie of the week

Stephanie “Red” Spencer

The Better AlcoBALLics

Q: If you could create a dream team of kickballers, using

celebrities, who would be on your team?

A: Ron Swanson, Usain Bolt, Kevin Hart, Bill Murray & Kate Upton

Q: What theme week would you like to see happen?

A: The theme week I’d like to see would have to be “Cops & Robbers”!

Q: If you’re not busy being awesome at kickball, what are you up to?

A: Fishing, snorkeling, or sippin’ on mimosas at Wine Dive

Q: At O’Shea’s, what is your go-to drink of choice and

favorite item on the menu?

A: Jack & Ginger/Hot chicken wings

Q: What is your favorite kickball memory so far?

A: My favorite memory (so far) has to be the meet & greet the Saturday before the first game. Everyone

was super friendly, I learned how to play TITS, & probably drank enough beer make

Ron Swanson proud.

Q: What advice can you give to a kickballer to help them survive Friday at work?

A: - Just keep drinking! (but seriously, invest in some Pedialyte, it’ll save your life)

Q: What advice would you give someone who is a rookie

this kickball season?

A: To all my rookies, don’t wear boots to your first game. Or any games…trust me.

Q: What would you like veteran kickballers to know?

A: To all the veterans, the rookies are comin for ya old hags!

What are you looking forward to this season?

A: This season I’m looking forward to making new friends, running through bases, partying at

O’Shea’s & winning games of course!

WEEK 7: TEAM FLIP CUP TOURNAMENT

Week 4– March Madness

Week 5– Superheroes

Week 7– Sunglasses at

Night

A, B, C Anything but Cups

Week 1 of the

Playoffs

Week 6–

Anything for money

Pictures here

Hidden Giveaway! Be the first Team Representative

to bring/wear the Hidden

Giveaway item of the week and

show it to the Community

Coordinator (Lori) to win a

special prize!

The Secret Item is:

Fanny Pack

BAR SPECIALS: Take your chances

with the bartender

and win free drinks

$5 Appetizers

Game Day Specials:

$7 Bud Light Pitchers

$3 Irish Car bombs

$5 Food Specials Fingers, Wings, BLT, Burgers, etc.