Q: Have you ever been in over your head so deep, you don’t think you’ll ever get out?No. Next question.

Q: How does a cartoonist support himself in today’s dynamically changing digital landscape?I haven’t had to worry about money, even once. My family is rich as hell and I steal a lot.

Q: Why did you even agree to do this in the first place?I want to spread the word about my comic, Little Boys Room. I’m also hoping to make a little extra money so I can buy a sword. I’m really into swords. You ever see Kill Bill?

Q: Are you sure your consulting rates are non-negotiable?Yes. Don’t even try or I’ll kick your mouth.

Q: Do you understand the mental anguish and financial stress you are causing to me?I didn’t at first, but I’m not opposed to it.

Q: Can you refer any me debt consolidation services?You know what ‘being shanghai’d’ means?

Q: Who is your favorite cartoon?Little Boys Room, you can find it on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and at LBRComic.com. Also Dragonball Z.

Q: Do you ever dream about living off the grid, free from society and obligations?Sometimes, in my dreams, I feel the warm breeze of the Australian outback. I have a rick-ety, dust-covered old camper and prawn coking on the barbie. Melbourne is a full 3 days away and I’m taking my sweet time getting there.

Then I wake up in North Dakota and I’m so sad, I draw a new comic.

Q: What did you think of Jerry Seinfeld’s Bee Movie (2007)?Jerry Seinfraud is a dried out old drip who’s out of touch and should be sent off to pasture. Bee Movie was pretty good, though. Good message.

Q: Longtime syndicated advice columnist, Pixie Sloan, also has a bonus question for you: Where do you turn for advice in today’s hectic, busy-busy world?I turn to the best comic on the internet, Little Boys Room, by me, Richard ‘Scooper’ Scooperman, now on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and LBRComic.com

Letter From The Editor:By Adolph Sloan

Reader,

Last issue was a financial fiasco. I declared bankruptcy, but I still have to print this newsletter as its my only possible source of income. In an act of desperation, I hired a famous cartoonist to redesign Extra, Extra! His name is Rich-ard Scooperman, creator of the beloved Little Boys Room. His comic is published thrice-weekly on Internet. I’m paying an exorberant fee, but Scooperman promised this will make Extra, Extra! profitable. I hope so as my social security check is spent each month on printing this paper. Here now is an interview between me and Scooperman.

@LBRComic @911Y2K