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BLURRED LINESRobin Thicke is one of a bunch of celebrites celebrating Christmas as partof Power 96.1’s Christmas Bash Tuesday night. Joining Thicke at PhilipsArena in Atlanta will be Pitbull, Flo Rida, Travie McCoy and more.
ENCINO MANThe 'Weaz' is back! You’ve seen him in films such as Son-in Law, EncinoMan ,and Pauly Shore is Dead and on TV in Entourage and his own showMinding The Store. Now is your chance to see his unique stand-up show.He’s here for one night only and tickets will move fast for this one!Shore will be at the Comedy Catch this Thursday, December 5.
Join the Brian Setzer Orchestra as they celebrate the holdiays in highstyle as they perform some swing and rockabilly classics as they performSunday and Monday at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville.
‘TIS THE SEASON
A BAND NAMED GOORock and roll veterans the Goo Goo Dolls invade Track 29 Tuesday nightplaying their uptempo pop and rocks songs that include suc radio clas-sics as “Iris” and “Slide”.
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Crowdfunding from the website
Kickstarter has helped to
launch everything from music,
films and stage shows to
comics, video games, and toys.
It supports creativity and
offers tangible rewards to
those who will financially help
great ideas come to life. Not
only does it support these
endeavors with money, but it
gives the creative minds
behind these ideas a feeling of
purpose and a venue to realize
their dreams. This is the story
of one such dream, and how
right here in Chattanooga the
next great thing could be just a
donation away from reality…
and maybe you could be a part
of it.
Hunter Billings was raised by a
storyteller. His father prided
himself on his ability to make
campfire stories come to life,
intertwined with humor and
fear as his words danced
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through the mind of his young
son. Each of those stories cap-
tured a suspenseful young
man's attention, but one story
held fast in Hunter's mind. That
was the story of "Dottie and the
Liver". That story inspired him
to be creative and drove his
desire to share his creativity in
his passion for film. A desire to
share the story of Dottie was
ignited, but he was reserved in
wanting it to be done correctly,
so that each person who expe-
rienced it would share in the
same emotions that it once cre-
ated within him.
After high school, Hunter
joined the United States Army
and was soon deployed to the
Arghandab River Valley in
Afghanistan. Being in the mili-
tary tends to have a lasting
effect on those who serve, but
how it affects each individual
soldier varies. For Hunter, his
deployment gave him insight
into the man that he wanted to
be and what he wanted to do
with his life. While serving, he
was awarded the Army
Commendation Medal, but he
left with so much more. It was
in Afghanistan that he made the
decision that so many of us are
too afraid to make… he decid-
ed that his passion would
become his life, that he would
not settle for a mundane life
filled with regrets and opportu-
nities lost. He did what all great
men do, he went all in.
When Hunter returned to the
states he enrolled in film
school and was quick to
receive praise for short films
KICKSTARTINGA DREAM
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that displayed his passion and
creativity to his peers. Each
film focused on a different
aspect of his art, from the tech-
nical side of directing to story
development. With each new
project, he was educated by
mistakes and success, his pas-
sion fueled by both. Through
all of this, in the back of his
mind sat the one project that
had ignited this flame… the
one story that pushed him into
his chosen field… Dottie.
He began pre-production work
in his limited spare time. With
a script that is almost com-
plete, he began holding audi-
tions and a storyboard artist
came on board to help create
the vision and challenge his
pre-conceived notions on
imagery for the film. A crew
was selected and locations
found for shooting around
Chattanooga, and props were
collected. His foresight and
understanding of making a film
lead him to be proactive and
secure the most expensive
aspect of the movie, which is
post-production. Now, all he
needed was the funding… the
money to make his dream
become a reality. He needed a
Kickstart.
That is where I come in. I met
Hunter on a warm spring day
and was immediately taken
with a fire in his eyes. He held
a passion that reminded me
of… well, a younger version of
me. He told me of the movies
that he had made and his aspi-
rations to bring Dottie to the
screen and how he was going to
begin a Kickstarter campaign to
make his dream a reality. Upon
leaving, I began to reflect on
my own life. I thought about
the passion that drove me to do
what I love and how fragile all
of those steps were. I reflected
on the people that saw that
same passion in my eyes, and
chose to step up and do some-
thing to help me make that pas-
sion a reality. In each of us in
greatness, and as much as I
would like to think that my
accomplishments are my own, I
know they are not. They belong
to each and every person that
made the next step attainable,
to every person that believed
in me, as I believe in Hunter.
Right now, Hunter is sitting in a
room working day and night to
make his passion become a
reality. Just as Steven Spielberg
did… just as Hitchcock and
Kubrick and Tarantino and
Coppola. That is the drive that
ends in greatness. That is the
drive that transcends and that
is the drive that will make it. If
you would like to be a part the
project that could launch a
promising career, to support
yet another local to achieve so
much beyond what most even
attempt, to help create the
career of the next great direc-
tor… you can. Just go to
Kickstarter and search for
'Hunter Billings' or 'Dottie and
The Liver'. You can donate to
help fund his project, or at the
very least you can share his
project on social media to get
the word out. You have the
opportunity right now to be the
first stepping stone and to one
day reflect back on what you
did. To be able to sit inside a
theater somewhere watching a
summer blockbuster and say, "I
had a hand in this. I helped to
launch his career. I helped to
shape the movie industry."
- Eric Bradley
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Whenever people mention thatthey have started a non-profitagency, the first question they areasked is, "Is it 501 (c)(3)?" In theminds of many Americans this isthe only kind of tax exempt statusavailable through the IRS.According to IRS Publication 557,entitled "Tax Exempt Status forYour Organization," the IRS identi-fies at least ten categories oforganizations that could qualify fortax exemption. There are also morethan thirty (30) classification codesfor tax exempt organizations. Someof these organizations includecharitable organizations, socialand fraternal organizations andpolitical organizations. There is noway I would dare attempt toexplain the various ways organiza-tions can qualify for tax exemptstatus, so let's keep it simple. Wewill focus only on charitableorganizations.
By definition a charitable organiza-tion is an organization that isorganized and operated for "chari-table" purposes. Recently I regis-tered a non-profit that is indeedorganized to operate only for char-itable purposes, but it is also faithbased. My goal is to design andoperate this company in a way thatis consistent with God's kingdomprinciples. According to the Bible,
paying taxes is our way of givinghonor to the government for allow-ing us the opportunity to do busi-ness under their jurisdiction. Sothe idea of going tax exempt wasone that needed much thought andprayer. On one hand, you couldargue that since the earth is theLord's, his sons and daughtersshould not be required to paytaxes. Yes, we could make thatargument, but that is not whatJesus taught. There was a story inthe Bible (Matthew 17:24-27), abouta tax man who came to Peter tocollect temple tax. The tax collec-tor asked Peter if Jesus also paidtaxes and he responded "Yes."Then Jesus asked Peter, "Of whomdo the kings of the earth take cus-tom or tribute? Of their own chil-dren, or of strangers?" Peter said,"Of strangers." Jesus responds,"Then are the children free." Ifkings didn't require taxes fromtheir children then by right Jesus(son of God) shouldn't have to paytemple tax. Jesus could have easilyrefused to pay temple taxesbecause the temple belonged toGod, but that is not what he did.Jesus told Peter that even thoughhe should be tax exempt, he rathernot offend the officials by not pay-ing taxes. So, he told Peter to gofishing and look in the mouth ofthe first fish he caught. In that
fish's mouth would be enoughmoney to pay taxes for the both ofthem. Jesus did what was requiredas not to offend temple officials.
There may be times when doingwhat is required also offends God.Here is what the Holy Spirit sharedwith me concerning America'sfinancial condition ingeneral."America had become anation of takers, not givers.Everyone feels a sense of entitle-ment, like the government oweshim or her. The wealthy won't giveup their tax breaks, ministrieswon't give up their tax-exempt sta-tus and the poor won't give uptheir welfare, and no one is willingto give up their social security.How can any government surviveunder those conditions?" Then Ibegan to have second thoughtsabout becoming tax exempt.People will give to charity. Theyjust don't want to give to govern-ment. But what if my paying a nor-mal share of taxes, I am able tohelp America get back on her feet?Jesus told us to render to Caesarthat which is Caesar's. Taxes arenecessary government entities tosurvive and pay for their ownresponsibilities. In God's kingdomtithing is comparable to taxes.Tithes are necessary so that theneeds of God's house will be sup-
plied. Therefore, the conceptbehind tithing and paying taxes isquite similar. Shouldn't I do mypart?
The obvious benefit of 501 (c)(3) taxexempt status is the perceived sealof government approval. Donorstrust the IRS governance over non-profits. In addition, people areawarded tax deductions for givingto 501 (c)(3) organizations. Again, inGod's kingdom charitable giving inits truest form is done becausepeople want to give. It has little todo with desiring a tax deduction.
These are just a few factors I had toconsider if I desired my non-profitto be a kingdom model. Will I applyfor tax exempt status? Yes, I will,but not because I desire to be taxexempt as much as I desire to gothrough the 501 (C)(3) applicationprocess. If the IRS sets the bar forhow non-profits should operate, Idefinitely want to comply. On theother hand, if what they requireconflicts with how God has told merun this organization, well that isanother story all together and willbe the subject of yet another arti-cle.
- Paula Matthews
MONEY MANAGEMENT
501(C)(3) TO BEOR NOT TO BE?
ARIES(Mar. 21- April 20)Your obviously unique way ofdoing things has caught the eye ofsomeone in a higher position. Becareful when dealing with lovedones. Toning, fitness, pamperingshould all be scheduled. It will beimportant that you have your pri-orities straight.
Your lucky day this week will beThursday.
TAURUS(Apr. 21- May 21)You may find yourself in an oppor-tune position if you are willing totake a bit of a risk. Your selfesteem will come back if you takepart in organizational functionsthat allow you to be in the limelight. Past partners may try tocome back into your life. Financialgains can be made.
Your lucky day this week will beWednesday.
GEMINI(May 22-June 21)You are best to get out of the housethis week. Do a little investigatingif there is someone at work youdon’t trust. A friendship might suf-fer if money becomes an issue.Chances are you split up the lasttime because you didn’t really wantto make a commitment.
Your lucky day this week will beTuesday.
CANCER(June 22-July 22)Refuse to let others make unrealis-tic demands of you. Your profes-sional attitude will not go unno-ticed. Don’t overspend to impressothers. Your charisma will no
doubt attract a lot of attention.
Your lucky day this week will beSaturday.
LEO(July 23-Aug 22)Some situations may be blown outof proportion. You will be erraticand quite likely to make personalmistakes. Expect problems withsettlements that you are trying toresolve. Be discreet about anyinformation you uncover.
Your lucky day this week will beTuesday.
VIRGO(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)Don’t reveal anything about yourpersonal life that could be usedadversely. Refrain from overspend-ing on entertainment or luxuryitems. You can increase the valueof your dwelling. Look into resi-dential moves that will give youmore space. Someone you live withmay cause drastic alterations inyour usual routine.
Your lucky day this week will beWednesday.
LIBRA(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)Don’t let others know about yourprivate affairs. Broaden your hori-zons and look into programs thatwill teach you awareness andrelaxation. Caustic language maycause you to want to get out of thehouse. Don’t try to deal withimportant issues or make changesthat will upset the apple cart.
Your lucky day this week will beMonday.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)Social activities that involve thewhole family will be enjoyable. Bediscreet about any information youuncover. Try to do things with chil-dren that will enable you to bondcloser to them. Don’t use the inter-state as a racetrack.
Your lucky day this week will beSunday.
SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)Be careful not to show your temperwhen dealing with the boss.Emotional upset may prevail on thedomestic scene if you have neglect-ed your duties or your mate. Don’tlet your personal dilemmas inter-fere with your goals. You canexpect changes at your work place.
Your lucky day this week will beWednesday.
CAPRICORN(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)A day at the beach may satisfy thewhole family. You are best not toconfront situations that deal within-laws or relatives. Try to dealwith it quickly; don’t dwell on past
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regrets. You’re eager to learn.
Your lucky day this week will beThursday.
AQUARIUS(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)Uncertainty regarding your direc-tion is likely. Enjoy the company ofrelatives this week. Get into someactivities that will help you in mak-ing new friends. Look out for your-self this week.
Your lucky day this week will beThursday.
PISCES(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)Extend an invitation to clients youenjoy spending time with.Investments that deal with proper-ty will pay off but could cause con-flict with some family members.Family outings will make you feelsecure and happy. Use your inge-nuity to manipulate things to getwhat you want. Someone you livewith will, be impossible.
Your lucky day this week will beThursday.
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As Alabama lined up to attempt
a potential game-winning 57-
yard field goal at Auburn last
Saturday, I remember thinking
about how much I hate the col-
lege football overtime proce-
dure. Regulation time had
seemed to expire several min-
utes earlier, but the “replay
official” in the box ruled that
Alabama running back T.J.
Yeldon had run out of bounds at
the Auburn 39-yard-line with
one second left on the clock.
Tide coach Nick Saban could
have let quarterback A.J.
McCarron try a “Hail Mary” pass
for a touchdown…
or take a knee and play for
overtime. Instead he opted to
let redshirt freshman kicker
(and Calhoun, Georgia native)
Adam Griffith try for a game-
winner. Cade Foster had already
missed three field goal attempts
and Griffith was supposedly
better at long kicks…
…The rest, as you probably
know, is history. One of the
most dramatic plays in college
football history, to be precise.
Griffith’s kick fell short and
Auburn senior Chris Davis took
the missed kick from deep in his
own end zone all the way to the
other end zone. Auburn had a
34-28 victory, clinched the SEC
West and earned a trip to the
conference’s title game.
Alabama saw its dreams of
another SEC championship and
a third straight national cham-
pionship ground into the
Jordan-Hare stadium turf by a
massive swarm of Tiger fans…
…Davis’ dramatic return over-
shadowed Auburn’s spectacular,
game-tying drive just a few min-
utes earlier. The Tigers started
on their own 35 with just 2:15
left to play, down seven points.
Six runs by workhorse running
back Tre Mason brought the ball
to the Bama 39 with 32 seconds
remaining. Then Auburn quar-
terback Nick Marshall rolled to
the left and tossed a wounded-
duck pass to a wide open
Sammie Coates, who strolled
into the end zone. Cody
Parkey’s point-after kick tied
the score at 28 and gave the
Tide its last possession as the
nation’s top-ranked team…
…Finishes such as this always
give rise to “what-if’s” and spec-
ulation. What if there had been
no replay on Yeldon’s last run?
What if McCarron had been
given a chance to try that “Hail
Mary”? What if Foster had had
one of his typical kicking per-
formances? I was glad to see
Alabama lose and am no big fan
of Nick Saban, but second-
guessing him for any of his deci-
sions is a bit ludicrous. I’m sure
he’s been second-guessing him-
self a bit as well, though…
…In a rather anticlimactic
Saturday nightcap game,
Tennessee avoided the first
eight-loss season in school his-
tory with a 27-14 win at
Kentucky. Butch Jones finished
his first season at the Vols’ helm
with a 5-7 record and has to be
looking forward to getting his
first recruiting class into
Knoxville. Several UT players
ended the season on a high note
in the win over the lackluster
Wildcats. Senior running back
Rajion Neal passed the 1,000-
yard rushing mark on the sec-
ond play of the game, a 60-yard
touchdown run that put the Vols
up 7-0. Neal finished with 137
yards on 20 carries. True fresh-
man quarterback Joshua Dobbs
had his best game of the season,
despite playing with a sore
thumb and a wrap on his leg.
Dobbs completed 14-of-23 pass-
es for 199 yards, two touch-
downs and one interception. He
also had a 40-yard touchdown
run. But defensive lineman
Corey Miller was the player of
the game for Tennessee… and
was named the NCAA defensive
player of the week for his per-
formance. Miller notched 4.5
sacks, eclipsing the former
school record of four sacks
(notched by the legendary
Reggie White)…
…The SEC title game should be
called “The Surprise Bowl.”
Auburn had an amazing season,
but Missouri had an astounding
season. It’s tough to pick a win-
ner, but I’d give Auburn a slight
edge based simply on momen-
tum. The Tigers believe they can
do anything after their miracle
victories over Georgia and
Alabama. And it’s hard to argue
with them. But Missouri’s Tigers
have been defying expectations
all year. Regardless of who
wins, it will be nice to see a SEC
championship game without
Nick Saban on the sidelines…
- Mark Bedford
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Dear Rocco,
I’m dating a guy that’s kind of
a hipster. He’s really smart,
likes good music and even
plays some. I have trouble
dealing with his mood swings
and his attitude towards me
sometimes. He’ll go off at ran-
dom times and leave and then
I won’t hear from him for
days. Other than that, he’s
really an intriguing person.
I’m not sure how to deal with
\or address his temper
tantrums. What would you do
if you were me?
Dear Rocco,
What is the role of the police
department? Are they to
uphold the laws of the land
and keep peace or are they
around for revenue enhance-
ment? It seems they arrest
people on petty things jut to
fine them or send them to
court where they have to pay a
“court cost”. Half the times
the charges are dismissed
except for the court costs and
crime in general doesn’t seem
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Dear Rocco,
I am a 24-year-old single moth-
er of a five-year-old boy. I
want to marry and have more
family. But I do not meet ANY
men! I work with women as a
nurse and all my friends are
married. I very rarely have any
free time. I am extremely lone-
ly. My mother started her
adult life as an unwed mother,
friendless, and a nurse. She is
now 56 and still unmarried.
The last man she dated was my
father. I am terrified of being
like her
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Dear Rocco,
I once dated a woman and
later found out she really did-
n’t want to go out with me. She
was just bored. Now that I am
seeing someone new how can
I prevent this from happening
again?
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Rocco is a common sense, tell-it-like-it-is, no-nonsense kindof guy offering real advice onany subject put before him.Why pay thousands of dollarson a high-priced therapistwhen he’ll straighten you outfor free. If you’d like advicefrom Rocco e-mail him [email protected] ordrop him a line at Ask Roccoc/o Enigma P.O. Box 825Chattanooga, TN 37401.
ENIGMA DECEMBER 5 2013 9
OKLAHOMA CITY - A UPS spokes-
woman said the company is
investigating photographs
appearing to depict a sexual
encounter in the back of an
Oklahoma delivery truck. Susan
Rosenberg, a spokeswoman for
the delivery company’s corpo-
rate office, said officials were
investigating after an Oklahoma
City-area woman who identifies
herself as a “happiness consult-
ant” named “Mary Ann” posted
pictures of herself in the back of
a UPS truck on her website,
KXTV, Oklahoma City, reported
Tuesday. The pictures depict
Mary Ann with her breasts
exposed while wearing an open
UPS shirt. “Look at my naughty
time from yesterday,” a caption
on the pictures reads. The pic-
tures were brought to the com-
pany’s attention by Brian Bates,
who uses his JohnTV.com web-
site to expose prostitution in
Oklahoma City. “What really
shocked me is that a driver
would put himself in this posi-
tion, no pun intended, and then
allow the pictures to be posted
publicly,” Bates said. Bates said
the post also included graphic
details of Mary Ann’s sexual
encounter with the driver of the
UPS truck. Rosenberg said UPS
officials are outraged about the
use of company property for the
encounter. “It disrespects UPS
drivers and customers. This is
not behavior we would ever
condone for anyone, let alone
for our company. We want to
assure other drivers and our
customers that this will be fully
investigated,” Rosenberg said.
UPLANDS, Wales - A Welsh bar
that posted a sign on behalf of a
woman who wanted to tell her
husband she was divorcing him
changed the sign again to say
she is “keeping the dog.” Noah’s
Yard in Uplands, which has a
history of changing its sign to
ENIGMA DECEMBER 5 2013 10
give special messages, put up
the words “Paul... I am divorcing
you” on the exterior of the
building during the weekend
and the sign was changed
Tuesday to read “BTW I am
keeping the dog,” using the
“BTW” text-speak for “by the
way,” the South Wales Evening
Post reported Tuesday. The
woman, who asked to remain
anonymous, said she asked
Noah’s Yard to change the sign
during the weekend to publicly
shame her husband for his
alleged infidelity. “I was angry
and upset so wanted a sign to go
up for everyone to see,” she
said. “When I found out I went
through a mixture of emotions
but felt angry and wanted him
to pay. I had a drink in the bar
on Tuesday and decided to get
my own back. We have been
married for years and it is so
sad it has come to this. I am
absolutely devastated and going
through a really tough time at
the moment. A lot of my friends
and family have seen it and
have been supporting me. I did
feel a bit better once the sign
went up. I wanted to name and
shame him.” It was not certain
Tuesday that the dog-themed
sign was a request from the
same woman, the Evening Post
said.
AUSTRALIA - An Australian man
and his family has set the
Guinness World Record - again -
for the most Christmas lights on
a residential home. It took
502,165 lights and 31 miles of
wire, but David Richards and his
family have done it again. The
family set the record in 2011 with
over 331,000 lights, but lost the
title to a New York family with
more than 346,000 lights in 2012.
Each month’s electric bill for
this holiday spectacle tops
$2,345. Lucky for the Richards
family, a local power company
has offered to foot most of it.
The Richards say most of their
neighbors support the display,
but there are a few who haven’t
spoken to them since they set
the first record. “I have always
loved Christmas. Having the
Christmas lights with the com-
munity coming in and sharing it
is a time when you get to know
people you probably should
know better, I guess,” Richards
said.
KOLKATA, India - The head of
India’s largest household said
election days are a trial for the
family of 209, which includes 98
voting-eligible adults. The head
of the household, identified as
Ziona, 69, said he has 39 wives,
41 sons, 46 daughters, 22 grand-
sons, 26 granddaughters and
seven great-grandchildren all
living under the same roof in
Mizoram, making it complicated,
but not impossible, for the 98
eligible voters to cast their bal-
lots in the state’s elections, Gulf
News reported Monday. “All the
eligible voters of the family
have voted. Both the Congress
and the opposition have been
wooing us, considering address-
ing our family as a small politi-
cal rally,” Ziona said Monday.
“Voting day is a challenge for us
since our daily work is affected.
Also our mothers and wives can-
not do the daily chores,” said
Ziona, whose oldest wife is 73.
MINNEAPOLIS - A Minneapolis
doctor preparing to celebrate
her birthday on Thanksgiving
Day said her parents, “hippies,”
named her Happy Thanksgiving
Reynolds. Reynolds, 43, a family
physician, said her parents gave
her the unusual name when she
was born on Thanksgiving when
the holiday fell on the same
date 43 years ago, the St. Paul
(Minn.) Pioneer Press reported
Monday. “I was the child of hip-
pies,” Reynolds said. She said
they decided the universe was
helping them name their new-
born. “It was total universe
magic time for them,” Reynolds
said. Reynolds said she has
learned to love her name, which
she described as an “uninten-
tional gift.” She said she has got-
ten job interviews just because
employers were curious to meet
someone named Happy
Thanksgiving. “I’m someone
you’re not going to forget based
on the name,” she said.
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - It seems a
Tennessee man gave his entire
estate to his two cats instead of
his family. And we’re not talking
some ratty old furniture in a
retirement condo that smells
like Metamucil and cat pee.
Leon Sheppard Sr. left behind a
4,270-square-foot house and
$250,000 for his two cats, Frisco
and Jake. His will outlines that
the money is to care for his cats
and the maintenance of the
home. “If their owner sees fit,
they can create a trust for the
welfare and benefit of the cats
and their care,” attorney Randy
Fishman said. Fishman, who has
practiced law for almost 35
years, explains that this is a rare
case. “I don’t know if I’ve ever
come across one,” Fishman said.
The family could see some
money from the estate eventual-
ly. When Frisco dies, whatever
is left of the estate including the
home can be passed to
Sheppard’s human heirs, but
Jake must be cared for still.
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TTHHUURRSSDDAAYY DDeecceemmbbeerr 55
CCOOMMEEDDYY CCAATTCCHH Pauly ShoreBBUUDD ’’SS DJ Hammer
TTRREEMMOONNTT TTAAVVEERRNN Songwriters
ShowcaseSSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT KaraokeVVAAUUDDEEVVIILLLLEE CCAAFFEE “Mystery at the
TV Talk Show”
BBAARRTT’’SS LLAAKKEESSHHOORREE Open MicCCAAMMPP HHOOUUSSEE Open MicSSKKYYZZOOOO KaraokeAARRII’’SS HHAARRBBOORR LLIIGGHHTTSS Keyz BrownLLOOSS RREEYYEESS ((Ringgold) Thirsty
Thursdays w/ DJ ScubasteveRRHHYYTTHHMM && BBRREEWWSS Amber Fults & the
Ambivalent Lovers, Sterio DigSSUUGGAARR’’SS The LoopAARREENNAA @@ GGWWIINNNNEETTTT CCEENNTTEERR(Atlanta) Michael English
FFRRIIDDAAYY DDeecceemmbbeerr 66
CCOOMMEEDDYY CCAATTCCHH Steve Mingolla
RRHHYYTTHHMM && BBRREEWWSS DepartureSSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT KaraokeBBAARRTT’’SS LLAAKKEESSHHOORREE DJ EVVAAUUDDEEVVIILLLLEE CCAAFFEE “Mystery at the
Redneck-Italian Wedding”
TTHHEE PPAALLMMSS DJTTHHEE TTAAVVEERRNN (Soddy-Daisy) Karaoke
w/ Choo Choo EntertainmentBBEEEEFF OO’’BBRRAADDYY ’’SS (Ooltewah) Karaoke
w/ RCB Entertainment
SSUUGGAARR’’SS Plan B BandTTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Monster
Magnet
VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta)
Carolina Chocolate DropsCCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSS
CCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta) SinbadBBOOTTTTLLEETTRREEEE (Birmingham) Those
DarlinsBBIIJJOOUU TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Delbert
McClinton
RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Little Big Town
SSAATTUURRDDAAYY DDeecceemmbbeerr 77
CCOOMMEEDDYY CCAATTCCHH James GregoryRRHHYYTTHHMM && BBRREEWWSS Arpetrio, New
PlanetSSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT KaraokeBBAARRTT ’’SS LLAAKKEESSHHOORREE DJ E
VVAAUUDDEEVVIILLLLEE CCAAFFEE “Mystery at the
Redneck-Italian Wedding”
SSUUGGAARR’’SS Josh Lewis and friendsDDAALLTTOONN DDEEPPOOTT (Dalton) Donna
Ulisse, Earl Brackin Band
RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Kathy Mattea
WWIILLDD BBIILLLL’’SS (Duluth) Jamey JohnsonMMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE MMUUSSIICC PPAARRKK (Atlanta)
Taproot
SSUUNNDDAAYY DDeecceemmbbeerr 88
CCOOMMEEDDYY CCAATTCCHH Steve MingollaSSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT Karaoke
VVAAUUDDEEVVIILLLLEE CCAAFFEE Live Band
Karaoke
DDOOUUBBLLEE HHIILLLL BBIILLLLIIAARRDDSS Open MicBBEEEEFF OO’’BBRRAADDYY’’SS Karaoke w/ RCB
Entertainment
AARRII’’SS HHAARRBBOORR LLIIGGHHTTSS Keyz BrownRRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Brian Setzer OrchestraMMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS(Nashville) Animal Collective
BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville)
Transiberian Orchestra
MMOONNDDAAYY DDeecceemmbbeerr 99
SSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT Karaoke
RRAAWW DJ SpicolliTTRREEMMOONNTT TTAAVVEERRNN Trivia Night
TTHHEE OOFFFFIICCEE SpeakEasyFFOOXX && HHOOUUNNDD DJ ExphacterOONNEE--EELLEEVVEENN (Lafayette) CSA Writers
NightRRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Brian Setzer Orchestra
TTUUEESSDDAAYY DDeecceemmbbeerr 1100
TTHHEE BBIIGG CCHHIILLLL Karaoke w/ Chris of
Alternative ImagesRRAAWW DJ SpicolliJJEEFFFFEERRSSOONN’’SS Kamakazi Karaoke
SSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT KaraokeTTRREEMMOONNTT TTAAVVEERRNN Open Mic w/
Mike McDadeNNOORRTTHHSSHHOORREE GGRRIILLLLEE Jonathan
Wimpee
SSUUGGAARR’’SS Tim Starnes & FriendsTTRRAACCKK 2299 Goo Goo Dolls
WWAARR MMEEMMOORRIIAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM(Nashville) Thirty Seconds to Mars,
Atlas Genius, Beware of Darkness
EEDDDDIIEE’’SS AATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Patterson
Hood
WWEEDDNNEESSDDAAYY DDeecceemmbbeerr 1111
RRAAWW Open Jam w/ Jonathan Wimpee
and friends
SSIINNGG IITT OORR WWIINNGG IITT KaraokeFFAANNAATTIICCSS Karaoke w/ DJ HammerPPLLAAYYOOFFFFSS SSPPOORRTTSS BBAARR Karaoke w/
Captain KaraokeDDOOUUBBLLEE HHIILLLL BBIILLLLIIAARRDDSS Karaoke
LLAASS MMAARRGGAARRIITTAA’’SS Priscilla & Little
RickeeBBAARRTT ’’SS LLAAKKEESSHHOORREE Karaoke w/ Choo
Choo EntertainmentSSMMOOKKEEYY BBOONNEESS Wild’n Out
Wednesdays W/ DJ ScubaSteveFFOOXX && HHOOUUNNDD Karaoke w/ Choo
Choo Entertainment
AARRII’’SS HHAARRBBOORR LLIIGGHHTTSS Keyz BrownTTHHEE TTAAVVEERRNN (Soddy-Daisy) Roberts &
SimsCCAAMMPP HHOOUUSSEE Emily HearnSSUUGGAARR’’SS Dan Sheffield
PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Pitbull,
Robin Thicke, Flo Rida, Armin Van
Buuren, Travis McCoyEEDDDDIIEE’’SS AATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Joseph
Arthur
EEXXIITT//IINN (Nashville) Devon AllmanTTEENNNNEESSSSEEEE TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville)
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Martina McBride
UUPPCCOOMMIINNGG EEVVEENNTTSS
TTRRAACCKK 2299 The Infamous
Stringdusters, Paper Bird December
12SSUUGGAARR’’SS Jonathan Wimpe December
12VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) John
Waters December 12
MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Joseph
Arthur December 12
BBIIJJOOUU TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Carolina
Chocolate Drops December 12SSUUGGAARR’’SS The Pool December 13
BBJJCCCC AARREENNAA (Birmingham) Pink
December 13
BBIIJJOOUU TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Carolina
Chocolate Drops December 13MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS(Nashville) The Features December
13
SSUUGGAARR’’SS SRO Band December 14RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Emmylou Harris, Rodney Crowell
December 14HHIIGGHH WWAATTTT (Nashville) Kevin
Gordon, Webb Wilder December 14CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Butch
Walker December 14
TTEERRMMIINNAALL WWEESSTT (Atlanta) Minnesota
December 14
PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Andrea
Bocelli December 15EEDDDDIIEE’’SS AATTTTIICC Ed Roland December
15FFOOXX TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Vince Gill
December 16TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Misfits
December 16
EEDDDDIIEE’’SS AATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Ed Roland
December 16
AARREENNAA @@ GGWWIINNNNEETTTT CCEENNTTEERR(Atlanta) Avril Lavigne, Backstreet
Boys, The Fray, Goo Goo Dolls,
Colbie Calliat December 16PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Justin
Timberlake December 17CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSSCCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta) Brian Setzer
Orchestra December 17IIRROONN HHOORRSSEE CCAAFFÉÉ (Birmingham)
(hed)pe December 17WWAARR MMEEMMOORRIIAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM(Nashville) John Tesh December 18
RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Brendan Benson December 18
BBLLUUEEBBIIRRDD CCAAFFÉÉ (Nashville) Wild
Ponies December 18LLAAUUGGHHIINNGG SSKKUULLLL LLOOUUNNGGEE (Atlanta)
Bobcat Goldthwait December 19BBAAMMAA TTHHEEAATTRREE (Tuscaloosa)
Alabama Shakes December 19
BBJJCCCC CCOONNCCEERRTT HHAALLLL (Birmingham)
“Mythbusters” December 20
SSTTOONNEE FFOOXX (Nashville) Those Darlins
December 20RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Love & Theft December 20LLAAUUGGHHIINNGG SSKKUULLLL LLOOUUNNGGEE (Atlanta)
Bobcat Goldthwait December 20JJ..JJ.. ’’SS BBOOHHEEMMIIAA Diarrhea Planet
December 21
WWOORRKKPPLLAAYY TTHHEEAATTRREE (Birmingham)
Delbert McClinton December 21
RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Aaron Tippin December 21LLAAUUGGHHIINNGG SSKKUULLLL LLOOUUNNGGEE (Atlanta)
Bobcat Goldthwait December 21PPIILLOOTT LLIIGGHHTT (Knoxville) Those
Darlins December 21
33RRDD && LLIINNDDSSLLEEYY (Nashville) Andy
Davis December 22
LLAAUUGGHHIINNGG SSKKUULLLL LLOOUUNNGGEE (Atlanta)
Bobcat Goldthwait December 22
PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Jay Z
December 27TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Lunice
December 27TTHHEE EEAARRLL (Atlanta) Dead
Confederate December 27BBJJCCCC AARREENNAA (Birmingham) Jay Z
December 28
CCUULLTTUURRAALL CCEENNTTEERR (Roswell)
Sixpence None the Richer December
28SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta)
Widespread Panic December 30
RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Old
Crow Medicine Show December 30
PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Widespread
Panic December 31FFOOXX TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Cedric the
Entertainer December 31VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta)
Drivin’ N’ Cryin’ December 31WWIILLDD BBIILLLL’’SS (Duluth) Florida Georgia
Line December 31
““BBAASSHH OONN BBRROOAADDWWAAYY”” (Nashville)
Hank Williams Jr. December 31
BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville)
Bassnectar, Zoion 1, Ill-Esha
December 31
MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS(Nashville) Moon Taxi December 31
TTEENNNNEESSSSEEEE TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) The
Dirty Guvnahs December 31MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Civil
Twilight January 4IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) Clutch
January 6JJ..JJ.. ’’SS BBOOHHEEMMIIAA Saintseneca January
8
BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville) Jeff
Dunham January 8
WWOORRKKPPLLAAYY TTHHEEAATTRREE (Birmingham)
Queensryche January 9
BBIIJJOOUU TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Steep
Canyon Rangers January 9PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Jeff Dunham
January 9CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSSCCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta) Travis Tritt January
10
CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Queensryche
January 10FFOOXX TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) The Allman
Brothers Band, Trace Adkins,
Jackson Browne, Eric Church, Natalie
Cole, Brantley Gilbert, Warren
Haynes, John Hiatt, Jaimoe’s Jasssz,
Taj Hahal, Keb’ Mo’, Martina
McBride, Pat Monahan, Sam Moore,
Robert Randolph, Susan Tedeschi,
Derek Trucks, Don Was, Widespread
Panic January 10KKNNOOXXVVIILLLLEE AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM && CCOOLLII--SSEEIIUUMM (Knoxville) Jeff Dunham
January 11RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Eric
Church January 11
EEDDDDIIEE’’SS AATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Iris DeMent
January 12IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) B.B.
King January 14
VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Leon
Russell, Hot Tuna January 15EEDDDDIIEE’’SS AATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Fred J.
Eaglesmith January 15
WWOORRKKPPLLAAYY TTHHEEAATTRREE (Birmingham)
The Wailers January 15
B Emancipator January 16
BBLLIINNDD WWIILLLLIIEE’’SS (Atlanta) Lil’ Ed & the
Blues Imperials January 16TTHHEE EEAARRLL (Atlanta) The Paul Collins
Beat, Parasite Diet, Vito January 16
TTRRAACCKK 2299 Blackberry Smoke, The
Delta Saints January 17EEDDDDIIEE’’SS AATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Lucy
Kaplansky January 17
TTHHEE 112200 TTAAVVEERRNN (Marietta) Shooter
Jennings January 17NNVV NNIIGGHHTTCCLLUUBB (Knoxville)
Emancipator January 17TTIIVVOOLLII TTHHEEAATTRREE Don Williams
January 18
VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) The
Grapes January 18TTEERRMMIINNAALL WWEESSTT (Atlanta) Earphunk
January 18
CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSSCCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta) Billy Gardell
January 18
CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) AFI January
18
33RRDD && LLIINNDDSSLLEEYY (Nashville) Melissa
Manchester January 18
CCAANNNNEERRYY BBAALLLLRROOOOMM (Nashville)
Emancipator January 18
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TTEENNNNEESSSSEEEE TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Bill
Cosby January 19
TTIIVVOOLLII TTHHEEAATTRREE Tedeschi Trucks
Band January 21BBIIJJOOUU TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Big Head
Todd & the Monster January 23WWOORRKKPPLLAAYY TTHHEEAATTRREE (Birmingham)
Paper Diamond January 23
SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR(Nashville) Kathleen Madigan
January 24TTHHEE LLOOFFTT (Atlanta) Cody Simpson,
Plug In Stereo January 24NNVV NNIIGGHHTTCCLLUUBB (Knoxville) Paper
Diamond January 24MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS
(Nashville) AFI January 25VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) Amy
Ray January 26
CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSSCCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta) The Midtown Men
January 26
33RRDD && LLIINNDDSSLLEEYY (Nashville) Big Head
Todd & the Monster January 26MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Cody
Simpson, Plug In Stereo January 26
TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Falling In
Reverse, Escape the Fate, Chelsea
Grin, Survive This! January 27TTRRAACCKK 2299 Umphrey’s McGee January
29SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR(Nashville) Mary Chapin Carpenter
January 29
CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSSCCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta) Aaron Neville, Dirty
Dozen Brass Band January 30
TTHHOOMMPPSSOONN--BBOOLLIINNGG AARREENNAA
(Knoxville) Keith Urban, Little Big
Town, Dustin Lynch January 31
MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS(Nashville) Moe January 31BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville)
Keith Urban, Little Big Town, Dustin
Lynch February 1TTEERRMMIINNAALL WWEESSTT (Atlanta) Paper
Diamond February 1
TTEENNNNEESSSSEEEE TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville)
Queens of the Stone Age February 1RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Jake
Bugg February 1RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) The
Pixies, Cults February 2TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) The
Pixies, Cults February 4CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Skinny
Puppy February 4
RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Neutral Milk Hotel February 4TTEENNNNEESSSSEEEE TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville)
Jonny Lang February 4
PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Kings of
Leon, Gary Clark Jr. February 5TTRRAACCKK 2299 Eli Young Band February 7
TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Panic! At
the Disco February 7TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta)
Yellowcard February 7
BBOOIISSFFEEUUIILLLLEETT JJOONNEESS CCIIVVIICC CCEENNTTEERR(Atlanta) Katt Williams February 7VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta)
Angelique Kidjo February 7
BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville)
Kings of Leon, Gary Clark Jr.
February 7
33RRDD && LLIINNDDSSLLEEYY (Nashville) Suzy
Boggus February 7
GGRRAANNDD OOLLEE OOPPRRYY HHOOUUSSEE (Nashville)
Dierks Bentley February 7RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Lewis Black February 8
SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR(Nashville) Jonny Lang February 9IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) Trey
Anastacio February 9
SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta) Buddy Guy
February 13TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Trey
Anastacio February 14SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR(Nashville) Kenny Rogers February 14BBJJCCCC AARREENNAA (Birmingham) Lady
Antebellum, Kip Moore, Kacey
Musgraves February 15TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Flogging
Molly February 15
WWIILLDDHHOORRSSEE SSAALLOOOONN (Nashville) Rick
Springfield February 15SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR
(Nashville) Kenny Rogers February 15TTRRAACCKK 2299 Lettuce, The Floozies
February 16
CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSSCCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta) Craig Ferguson
February 16MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Dale
Earnhardt Jr. Jr., Chad Valley
February 17JJUUPPIITTEERR OONN TTHHEE SSTTRRIIPP (Tuscaloosa)
Lettuce, The Floozies February 17
TTEERRMMIINNAALL WWEESSTT (Atlanta) Dale
Earnhardt Jr. Jr., Chad Valley
February 18
RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Scotty McGreery February 18
WWAARR MMEEMMOORRIIAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM(Nashville) Buddy Guy, Robert
Randolph & the Family Band
February 20RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Jennifer Nettles February 20TTHHEE EEAARRLL (Atlanta) Drag the River,
Chris Wollard & the Ship Thieves
February 20
FFOOXX TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Robin Thicke,
Jessie J, DJ Cassidy February 21PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Demi
Lovato, Fifth Harmony, Little Mix
February 21TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Young the
Giant, Caycaus February 22
VVAARRIIEETTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) G.
Love & Special Sauce February 22
33RRDD && LLIINNDDSSLLEEYY (Nashville) G. Love &
Special Sauce February 23BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville)
Imagine Dragons, The Naked and
Famous February 24
PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) The Eagles
February 24PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Imagine
Dragons, The Naked and Famous
February 26CCOOBBBB EENNEERRGGYY PPEERRFFOORRMMIINNGG AARRTTSSCCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta) Clint Holmes,
Nnenna Freelon, Kirk Whalum
February 26IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham)
Dropkick Murphys, Lucero, Skinny
Lister March 5TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Bring Me
the Horizon, Of Mice & Men March 6
TTHHEE NN IICCKK (Birmingham) Agent
Orange March 7CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) George
Thorogood & the Destroyers March 11
TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Broken
Bells, Au Revoir Simone March 11RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Young the Giant, Vance Joy March 11IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) George
Thorogood & the Destroyers March
12
WWIILLDDHHOORRSSEE SSAALLOOOONN (Nashville)
George Thorogood & the Destroyers
March 13
SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta) Chris Botti
March 14TTEENNNNEESSSSEEEE TTHHEEAATTRREE (Knoxville) Bob
Weir & Ratdog March 14
KKNNOOXXVVIILLLLEE CCOOLLIISSEEIIUUMM (Knoxville)
Indigo Girls March 15RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Bob
Weir & Ratdog March 15
TTHHEE MMAASSQQUUEERRAADDEE (Atlanta) Agent
Orange March 16TTHHEE TTAABBEERRNNAACCLLEE (Atlanta) Bob Weir
& Ratdog March 16EEDDDD IIEE’’SS AATTTTIICC (Atlanta) Al Stewart
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March 20
FFOOXX TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) Elle Goulding
March 20MMAARRAATTHHOONN MMUUSSIICC WWOORRKKSS(Nashville) James Blake March 20
SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR(Nashville) Kenny Loggins March 20WWAARR MMEEMMOORRIIAALL AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM(Nashville) J.J. Grey, Marc Broussard,
Anders Osborne, Luther Dickinson
March 20AALLAABBAAMMAA TTHHEEAATTRREE (Birmingham)
Brian Regan March 20BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville)
George Strait, Sheryl Crow March 21SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR
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Marc Broussard, Anders Osborne,
Luther Dickinson March 21
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Ron White March 21PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) George
Strait, Sheryl Crow March 22IIRROONN CCIITTYY LLIIVVEE (Birmingham) Gavin
DeGraw March 24
PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Miley Cyrus
March 25VVAARREEIITTYY PPLLAAYYHHOOUUSSEE (Atlanta) The
Johnny Clegg Band March 26
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Gavin DeGraw March 26BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville)
Demi Lovato, Fifth Harmony, Cher
Lloyd March 29RRIIAALLTTOO CCEENNTTEERR (Atlanta) Bela Fleck,
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Cher March 31
PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Lady
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Musgraves April 1SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta) Yo Yo Ma
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Bensusan April 3
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Grouplove, MD MR, Smallpools April
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Umphrey’s McGee April 5CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Scott Stapp
April 9
JJEEMMIISSOONN CCOONNCCEERRTT HHAALLLL(Birmingham) John Prine, Holly
Williams April 11SSCCHHEERRMMEERRHHOORRNN SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY CCEENNTTEERR
(Nashville) Whoopi Goldberg April 11CCEENNTTEERR SSTTAAGGEE (Atlanta) Stephen
Marley April 13
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Milk Carton Kids April 18BBRRIIDDGGEESSTTOONNEE AARREENNAA (Nashville)
Miley Cyrus, Icona Pop, Sky Ferreira
April 18RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville) Joe
Bonamassa April 26
SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta) Boz Scaggs
April 27TTHHOOMMPPSSOONN--BBOOLLIINNGG AARREENNAA(Knoxville) Lady Antebellum, Kip
Moore, Kacey Musgraves April 27MMEERRCCYY LLOOUUNNGGEE (Nashville) Haim
April 27
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Arcade Fire May 1RRYYMMAANN AAUUDDIITTOORRIIUUMM (Nashville)
Bend Folds May 2
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Folds May 3BBAARRKKIINNGG LLEEGGSS TTHHEEAATTEERR April Verch
Band May 4
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Wanted May 7PPHHIILLIIPPSS AARREENNAA (Atlanta) Cher May 12BBUUCCKKHHEEAADD TTHHEEAATTRREE (Atlanta) The
1975 May 22SSYYMMPPHHOONNYY HHAALLLL (Atlanta) Ben Folds
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Journey, Steve Miller Band, Tower of
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Union Gap June 7SSOOUUTTHHEERRNN GGRROOUUNNDD AAMMPPHHIITTHHEEAATTRREE(Fayetteville) Jefferson Starship June
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August 19
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Singles One Mondays @ 6 PM
GGRREEAATTEERR CCHHAATTTTAANNOOOOGGAA AASSPPIIEESSThird Tuesday of each month, 6-8
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BBIIGG CCHHIILLLL Karaoke TuesdaysDDEEVVEELLOOPPMMEENNTT RREESSOOUURRCCEE BBUUIILLDDIINNGG(1250 Market Street) Chattanooga
Alliance for Animals First
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Education Organization Chapter
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Shallowford Rd.) Free Parent
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Collins TuesdaysLLAASS MMAARRGGAARRIITTAA’’SS (Cleveland) Collins
Brothers Band ThursdaysLLAASS MMAARRGGAARRIITTAA’’SS Priscilla & Little
Rickee Wednesdays
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CCAAMMPP HHOOUUSSEE Open Mic ThursdaysTTHHEE TTAAVVEERRNN (Soddy-Daisy) Roberts &
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Out of The Furnace RRussell Baze has a rough life: heworks a dead-end, blue collar jobat the local steel mill by day andcares for his terminally-ill fatherby night. When Russell’s brotherRodney returns home from servingtime in Iraq, he is lured into one ofthe most ruthless crime rings in theNortheast and mysteriously disap-pears. The police fail to crack thecase, so-with nothing left to lose-Russell takes matters into his ownhands, putting his life on the lineto seek justice for his brother.
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12 Years A Slave RIn the pre-Civil War United States,Solomon Northup, a free black manfrom upstate New York, is abduct-ed and sold into slavery. Facingcruelty at the hands of a malevo-lent slave owner, as well as unex-pected kindnesses, Solomon strug-gles not only to stay alive, but toretain his dignity. In the twelfthyear of his unforgettable odyssey,Solomon’s chance meeting with aCanadian abolitionist will foreveralter his life.
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The Best Man Holiday RWhen college friends reunite after15 years over the Christmas holi-days, they will discover just howeasy it is for long-forgotten rival-ries and romances to be ignited.
Black Nativity PGLangston, a street-wise teen fromBaltimore raised by a single moth-er, journeys to New York City tospend the Christmas holiday withhis estranged relatives ReverendCornell and Aretha Cobbs.Unwilling to live by the imposingReverend Cobbs’ rules, a frustratedLangston is determined to returnhome to his mother, Naima.Langston embarks on a surprisingand inspirational journey andalong with new friends, and a littledivine intervention, he discoversthe true meaning of faith, healing,and family.
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs2 GInventor Flint Lockwood’s genius isfinally being recognized as he’s
invited by his idol Chester V to joinThe Live Corp Company, where thebest and brightest inventors in theworld create technologies for thebetterment of mankind. Chester’sright-hand-gal - and one of hisgreatest inventions – is Barb, ahighly evolved orangutan with ahuman brain. It’s always beenFlint’s dream to be recognized as agreat inventor, but everythingchanges when he discovers that hismost infamous machine (whichturns water into food) is still oper-ating and is now creating food-ani-mal hybrids – “foodimals!” Withthe fate of humanity in his hands,Chester sends Flint and his friendson a dangerously delicious mission– to battle hungry tacodiles, shrim-panzees, hippotatomuses, cheespi-ders and other food creatures tosave the world again!
Dallas Buyers Club RReal-life cowboy Ron Woodroof’sfree-wheeling life was upended in1985 when he was diagnosed asHIV-positive and given 30 days tolive. Shunned by many of his oldfriends and bereft of government-approved effective medicines, Rondecided to take matters in his ownhands, tracking down alternativetreatments from all over the worldby means both legal and illegal.Bypassing the establishment, theentrepreneurial Woodroof joined
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Christian Bale in Relativity Media’s “Out of the Furnace”.
forces with an unlikely band ofrenegades and outcasts, establish-ing a hugely successful buyers’club.
Delivery Man PG-13An immature middle-age man dis-covers he has fathered over 530children throughout the yearsthrough sperm donations. When 142of his offspring file a class-actionlawsuit to reveal their dad’s identi-ty, he must decide whether he isgoing to become a real father.
Ender’s Game PG-13In the near future, a hostile alienrace called the Formics haveattacked Earth. If not for the leg-endary heroics of InternationalFleet Commander Mazer Rackham,all would have been lost. In prepa-ration for the next attack, the high-ly esteemed Colonel Hyrum Graffand the International Military aretraining only the best young mindsto find the future Mazer.
Free Birds PGTwo turkeys from opposite sides ofthe tracks must put aside their dif-ferences and team up to travelback in time to change the courseof history - and get turkey off theholiday menu for good.
Frozen PGFearless optimist Anna sets off onan epic journey-teaming up withrugged mountain man Kristoff andhis loyal reindeer Sven-to find hersister Elsa, whose icy powers havetrapped the kingdom of Arendellein eternal winter. EncounteringEverest-like conditions, mysticaltrolls and a hilarious snowmannamed Olaf, Anna and Kristoff bat-tle the elements in a race to savethe kingdom.
Gravity PG-13Dr. Ryan Stone is a brilliant engi-neer on her first shuttle missionwith veteran astronaut MattKowalski. But on a seemingly rou-tine spacewalk, disaster strikes.The shuttle is destroyed, leavingStone and Kowalski completelyalone—tethered to nothing buteach other and spiraling out intothe blackness. The deafeningsilence tells them they have lostany link to Earth…and any chancefor rescue. As fear turns to panic,every gulp of air eats away at whatlittle oxygen is left. But the onlyway home may be to go further outinto the terrifying expanse ofspace.
Homefront RA widowed ex-DEA agent retires to
a small town for the sake of his 10-year-old daughter. The only prob-lem is he picked the wrong town.
The Hunger Games: Catching FirePG-13Katniss Everdeen has returnedhome safely after winning the 74thAnnual Hunger Games along withfellow tribute Peeta Mellark.Winning means that they must turnaround and leave their family andclose friends, embarking on a“Victor’s Tour” of the districts.Along the way, Katniss senses thata rebellion is simmering, but theCapitol is still very much in controlas President Snow prepares the75th Annual Hunger Games (TheQuarter Quell) - a competition thatcould change Panem forever.
Jackass Presents: Bad Grampa RIrving Zisman, 86, is on a journeyacross America with the mostunlikely companion - his 8-year-old grandson Billy. Along the way,Irving will introduce the young andimpressionable Billy to people,places and situations that give newmeaning to the term child-rearing.The duo will encounter male strip-pers, disgruntled child beauty pag-eant contestants (and their equallydisgruntled mothers), funeral homemourners, biker bar patrons and awhole lot of unsuspecting citizens.Real people in unreal situations,making for one really messed upcomedy.
Last Vegas PG-13Billy, Paddy, Archie and Sam havebeen best friends since childhood.So when Billy, the group’s swornbachelor, finally proposes to histhirty-something (of course) girl-friend, the four head to Las Vegaswith a plan to stop acting their ageand relive their glory days.However, upon arriving, the fourquickly realize that the decadeshave transformed Sin City and test-ed their friendship in ways theynever imagined. The Rat Pack mayhave once played the Sands andCirque du Soleil may now rule theStrip, but it’s these four who aretaking over Vegas.
Old Boy RAn advertising executive is abrupt-ly kidnapped and held hostage for20 years in solitary confinement.When he is inexplicably released,he embarks on an obsessive mis-sion to discover who orchestratedhis bizarre and torturous punish-ment only to find he is still trappedin a web of conspiracy and tor-ment.
Thor: The Dark World PG-13Thor fights to restore order acrossthe cosmos, but an ancient race,led by the vengeful Malekith,returns to plunge the universeback into darkness. Faced with anenemy that even Odin and Asgardcannot withstand, Thor mustembark on his most perilous andpersonal journey yet, one that willreunite him with Jane Foster andforce him to sacrifice everything tosave us all.
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The Hobbit: The Desolation ofSmaugThe second installment of theadventures of Bilbo Baggins, adiminutive creature who resides ina place called “Middle-Earth”
before he is compelled to go on aquest to find a treasure burieddeep in the heart of LonelyMountain.
Saving Mr. Banks PG-13Walt Disney spent twenty years inpursuit of the film rights to P.L.Travers’ popular novel, “MaryPoppins,” a quest he began in the1940s as a promise to his twodaughters. When Travers travelsfrom London to Hollywood in 1961to finally discuss Disney’s desire tobring her beloved character to themotion picture screen, Disneymeets a prim, uncompromising sex-agenarian not only suspect of theimpresario’s concept for the film,but a woman struggling with herown past.
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11995555Elvis Presley’s first release on RCA VictorRecords was announced. The first twosides were actually purchased from SamPhillips of Sun Records: “Mystery Train”and “I Forgot to Remember to Forget”.Elvis was described by his new recordcompany as ‘The most talked about per-sonality in recorded music in the last tenyears.’
11995566Elvis Presley stopped by un-expectedly atSun Records in Memphis and found JerryLee Lewis and Johnny Cash watching CarlPerkins in the studio. The four ended uptaping some songs together, but record-ings from the impromptu session wouldnot be pressed on to discs for another 25years when they were released as “TheMillion Dollar Quartet”.
11995577After his first two releases on KeenRecords flopped, Sam Cooke finally had ahit record when “You Send Me” toppedthe Billboard Pop chart.
After hearing reports that many US radiostations had banned Elvis’ Christmasalbum because of their shock over “thePelvis” singing religious songs, DJ AllenBrooks of CKWS in Kingston, Ontario,plays the entire album and invites listen-ers to call in their opinion. Of eight hun-dred callers, only 56 disapprove ofPresley’s sacred music.
11995588The Phil Spector written “To Know Him IsTo Love Him” was the number one song inthe US for The Teddy Bears. The trio con-sisted of Spector along with two friends,Marshall Leib and Annette Kleinbard.
Neil Sedaka signs with RCA Records,where he would enjoy 13 Billboard Top 40hits over the next five years.
11996600Elvis enlists the help of his father Vernonto try to convince Priscilla Beaulieu’sfather to let her spend the holidays atGraceland. Their efforts would succeedand a scheduled two week stay overChristmas would be extended to nearly amonth.
11996611Gene Chandler’s “Duke of Earl” isreleased on Vee Jay Records. By the firstweek of February, 1962, it would reachnumber one in the US, on its way to sell-ing over one million copies worldwide.
11996633The Beatles appear on a UK show calledJuke Box Jury, where host David Jacobspresided over a panel of four celebritieswho rendered their judgments on the lat-est Pop record releases. John, Paul, Ringoand George turned thumbs down onBobby Vinton’s “There, I’ve Said It Again”,which was currently number one in theUS. They predicted that Elvis Presley’s“Kiss Me Quick” would be a hit, but itstalled at #34 in America the followingsummer.
11996644Lorne Green becomes the secondCanadian solo artist (after Paul Anka) tohave a number one hit on the Billboardsingles chart when his spoken wordrecording about a Western gun fighternamed Ringo reached the top. It made itto #22 in the UK. The star of NBC-TV’s hitshow Bonanza would record sevenalbums for RCA.
The Zombies’ debut single “She’s NotThere” tops the Cashbox Best Sellerschart. It reached #2 on the Billboard Hot100 and #12 in the UK.
Beach Boys’ leader Brian Wilson suffers apanic attack on a flight from L.A. toHouston, which leads him to stop touringwith the group.
11996655Keith Richards steps on a microphonecable and is electrocuted and knockedunconscious during a Rolling Stones con-cert in Sacramento, California. After ashort break, he recovers and is able tocontinue.
The Byrds’ scored their second US num-ber one hit with “Turn, Turn, Turn”.Unlike their first chart topper, “Mr.Tambourine Man”, the entire band wasallowed to play on the recording insteadof studio musicians. “Turn, Turn, Turn”made it to #26 in the UK.
The Rolling Stones record “19th NervousBreakdown” and “Mother’s Little Helper”at RCA’s Hollywood Studios in LosAngeles.
11996666Tom Jones’ cover version of PorterWagoner’s “Green, Green Grass of Home”tops the UK charts for the first of a sevenweek stay. It will become his biggest hit,selling over 1.2 million copies in Britainalone. The record reached #11 in the US.
The Monkees appear ‘live’ in concert for
the first time at a show in Honolulu.
At a time when the airwaves and recordcharts where dominated by Rock andRoll, a most unusual song called“Winchester Cathedral” by The NewVaudeville Band became the number onetune in the US. It also reached the top inthe UK. The song would go on to win the1966 Grammy Award for BestContemporary Recording, edging out TheBeach Boys’ “Good Vibrations”, TheBeatles’ “Elenor Rigby”, The Mamas & ThePapas’ “Monday Monday,” TheAssociation’s “Cherish” and The Monkees’“Last Train To Clarksville”.
11996677The Monkees album, “Pisces, Aquarius,Capricorn and Jones Ltd” went to numberone in the US and was certified Gold. Itwas their fourth straight LP to sell over amillion copies, following “The Monkees”,“More Of The Monkees” and“Headquarters”. Not a bad run, consider-ing The Beatles’ classic, “Sgt. Pepper’sLonely Hearts Club Band” held the topspot for 15 weeks that year.
Singer Jimmie Rodgers is found in his carwith a fractured skull. Although healleges that a police officer beat him, nocharges are ever filed. Rodgers had threebig hits in 1958, “Kisses Sweeter ThanWine”, “Oh Oh, I’m Falling in Love Again”and “Honeycomb”.
Finally allowed to play instruments ontheir recordings, The Monkees scoredtheir third US number one single with“Daydream Believer”.
11996688In his first appearance before a ‘live’audience in seven years, Elvis Presley’scomeback TV special airs on NBC. At theend of the show, The King performs hislatest single, “If I Can Dream”, which iscurrently #12 on the Billboard chart, hishighest reaching single since 1965.
An actual banquet held to launch theRolling Stones’ newest album, “Beggar’sBanquet” comes to an abrupt end when apie throwing fight breaks out.
Eric Burdon announces that The Animalswould split up after a December 22ndconcert at Newcastle City Hall. He movedto California to embark on a largelyunsuccessful acting career, while bassguitarist Chas Chandler would go on tomanage Jimi Hendrix.
11996699The Bee Gees’ Barry Gibb announces thathe is “fed up, miserable and completelydisillusioned” and is quitting the group.His brother Robin had made the samedecision earlier in the year and all threebrothers ended up releasing solo materi-al before they would reform in late 1970.Robin was later quoted as saying, “If wehadn’t been related, we would probablynever have gotten back together.”
Cindy Birdsong of The Supremes was kid-napped at knifepoint by a maintenanceman who worked in the building she livedin. She later escaped unharmed by jump-ing out of his car on the San Diego free-way. The kidnapper was arrested in LasVegas four days later.
President Richard Nixon, Vice-PresidentSpiro T. Agnew, and forty US governorsview “simulated acid trip” films and listento Rock music in order to comprehendthe generation gap.
An eighteen-year-old man by the name ofMeredith Hunter died of knife woundsinflicted by a member of The Hell’sAngels at a Rolling Stones concert at theAltamont Raceway in California. Theyouth, who was sitting in the front row,had pulled out a gun before he wasattacked.
A fictitious group called Steam was givencredit for this week’s Billboard chart top-ping tune, “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss HimGoodbye”. The song was actually record-ed by Gary De Carlo, who intended it tobe the “B” side of his first single. Garydidn’t like the song and when recordexecutives wanted to issue it as the “A”side, he insisted it be released under anassumed name. After the song became ahit, De Carlo still wanted nothing to dowith it and a group from Bridgeport,Connecticut was recruited to tour in sup-port of the record.
11997711The Montreaux Casino caught fire andburned during a show by Frank Zappaand the Mothers of Invention. The inci-dent was later immortalized by DeepPurple’s 1973 hit, “Smoke on the Water”.(some stupid with a flare gun, burned theplace to the ground...”)
Don McLean’s “American Pie” entersBillboard’s Hot 100. The eight and a halfminute song will eventually sell over 3million copies and become one of themost discussed, dissected and debated
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songs that popular music has ever pro-duced.
Sly And The Family Stone’s “Family Affair”begins a three-week stint at the numberone spot on Billboard’s Hot 100. It is theirthird and final chart topper and their lastto make the Top Ten before missed con-cert appearances and personal problemsbrought the band’s career to a halt.
Paul McCartney’s new band, Wings,release their first album, “Wild Life”, inthe UK. The LP would not be issued in theUS until 1980.
11997722Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” is releasedin the US where it will reach #1. The tunecauses much speculation about who Carlywas singing about, with popular guessesthat included Mick Jagger (who sangunaccredited backing vocals on the song),Cat Stevens, Warren Beatty, KrisKristofferson (with whom she had hadbrief relationships), her unfaithful fiancéWilliam Donaldson, and her ex-husband,James Taylor.
The Temptations’ version of “Papa Was ARolling Stone” gave the Motown grouptheir fourth US number one song. TheTemps’ Otis Williams would later say thathe considers “Papa” to be the last realclassic the group recorded. An earlierrendition by The Undisputed Truth hadstalled at number 63.
Billy Paul received a Gold record for “Meand Mrs. Jones”, which was still climbingthe US charts on its way to number one inmid-December. Paul’s only other appear-ance on the Billboard Top 40 would comein 1974 when “Thanks For Saving My Live”would reach #37.
11997733“Top Of The World” becomes TheCarpenters’ second number one hit onthe Billboard Pop Chart. It made #5 in theUK. An earlier version by Lynn Andersonhad already topped the US Country chart.
Trouble starts for Fleetwood Mac whentheir former manager, Clifford Davis,claims ownership of the band’s name andassembles a bogus group, which he putsout on tour.
11997744Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting” led theBillboard Hot 100 and was certified Gold,eventually selling 11 million copies. Oddlyenough, the song was recorded in just 10minutes and started out as a B-side. Hisfollow-ups, “Dance The Kung Fu” and“Blue Eyed Soul” would be a total flopsand Douglas would be relegated to “one-hit-wonder” status. After leaving themusic business, he started a publishingcompany that co-ordinates films, docu-mentaries and advertisements.
Barry Manilow’s first hit, “Mandy”, entersthe US charts on its way to number one.The song was originally written by ScottEnglish and Richard Kerr as “Brandy”, butwas changed by Manilow when a groupcalled Looking Glass had a hit with thattitle six months before. Manilow’s ver-sion reached #11 in the UK.
11997755Disco group, Silver Convention, earns aGold record for “Fly, Robin, Fly”, just as ithit #1 on the Billboard Pop chart.
Fleetwood Mac’s tenth album goes Goldand will eventually reach Platinum status.This is the first LP by the regrouped band,including founders Mick Fleetwood andJohn McVie, veteran Christine McVie andnewcomers Stevie Nicks and LindseyBuckingham. The album contains thetunes “Rhiannon”, “Say You Love Me” and“Over My Head”.
Paul Simon reached #1 on the US albumchart with “Still Crazy After All TheseYears”, which produced four US Top 40hits, “Gone at Last” (#23), “My Little Town”(#9), “50 Ways To Leave Your Lover” (#1)and the title track (#40).
11997766The Sex Pistols, who have just releasedtheir first single, “Anarchy in the UK”,appear on British TV’s Today Show as alast-minute replacement for Queen. Afterinterviewer Bill Grundy asks them abouttheir “nasty reputation”, bass playerGlenn Matlock utters a four letter wordon the air. In the resulting uproar, TheSex Pistols are banned from appearing inall but five cities that were booked fortheir first UK tour. By next month, noclub or concert hall in Great Britain willbook the group.
Bob Marley narrowly escaped an assassi-nation attempt when seven gunmansprayed bullets into his Kingston, Jamaicahome, where he and The Wailers wererehearsing. He had become unpopular insome circles because of his influence onlocal politicians. Marley moved to MiamiFlorida soon after the incident and thegunmen were never caught.
Tommy Bolin, the guitarist who took overwhen Ritchie Blackmore left Deep Purplein 1975, died from a drug overdose at theage of 25.
Bob Seger’s fortunes are about to changewhen he releases the LP “Night Moves”.The record would turn out to be hisbreakthrough album and took him frombeing a local Detroit favorite to an inter-nationally known Rock star. “NightMoves” reached #8 on the US album chartand sold over 5 million copies.
11997788Sid Vicious, out on bail from Riker’sIsland Detention Center in New Yorkafter being charged with the murder ofhis girlfriend Nancy Spungen, smashesglass in the face of Patti Smith’s brotherTodd during an altercation at a New Yorkclub.
11997799Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand’s“You Don’t Bring Me Flowers” topped theBillboard Hot 100. A radio station engi-neer had spliced together Neil’s versionwith Barbra’s rendition and got such goodresponse, the station added it to theirplay list. When Neil got wind of it, hedecided to re-record the song withStreisand herself and within weeks of itsrelease, the single went to number one inthe US and number five in the UK.
Just three months after Keith Moon’sdeath, tragedy struck The Who again,when eleven people were trampled todeath while trying to reach unreservedconcert seats at the Riverfront Coliseumin Cincinnati. The mayor of Providence,Rhode Island cancels The Who’s next con-cert, scheduled there in two days.Multiple lawsuits are filed by families ofthe deceased.
11998800Jimmy Page, Robert Plant and John PaulJones inform the public of their decisionnot to re-form Led Zeppelin, followingthe death of drummer John Bonham. Pageand Plant did get together for a highlysuccessful tour in 1995.
John Lennon gives an interview with BBCRadio 1 in which he tells deejay AndyPeebles that the great thing about livingin New York City was that people leavehim alone.
11998822After nearly eight months in production,Michael Jackson’s milestone album“Thriller” is released. Seven of thealbum’s nine songs were issued as singlesand all reached the Top 10 on theBillboard Hot 100. The LP won a record-breaking eight awards at the 1984Grammys and would become the largestselling album of all time, worldwide.
11998866Lee Dorsey, who had two US Top Ten hitswith “Ya Ya” (#7 in 1961) and “Working InA Coal Mine” (#8 in 1966), died of emphy-sema just three days shy of his 60th birth-day.
11998888Roy Orbison died of a heart attack at theage of 52. He had regained a huge fan fol-lowing with solo hits, “You Got It” and“Mystery Girl” along with a million sellingalbum with The Traveling Wilburys.
11999911“Black or White” becomes MichaelJackson’s 12th US number one hit, tyinghim with The Supremes for the thirdmost, behind The Beatles (20) and ElvisPresley (17).
1199993352-year-old Frank Zappa died of pancre-atic cancer at his Los Angeles home, sur-rounded by his wife and children. At aprivate ceremony the following day,Zappa was interred in an unmarked graveat the Westwood Village Memorial ParkCemetery in Westwood, Los Angeles. Thenext day, his family publicly announced:“Composer Frank Zappa left for his finaltour just before 6:00 pm on Saturday”.
11999955Michael Jackson collapses and is treatedfor dehydration while rehearsing for theHBO special Michael Jackson: One NightOnly at The Beacon Theater in New York.His latest release, “Earth Song” is current-ly the top tune in the UK, where it willsell over a million copies and become hisall-time biggest hit.
11999999It was reported that Stevie Wonder metwith doctors to discuss an operation toregain his sight. The breakthrough by top
eye specialists involved inserting amicrochip in the retina. Unfortunately,Stevie was later ruled out as a candidatefor the procedure.
The Recording Industry Association ofAmerica launches a lawsuit against theon-line, file sharing company Napster,seeking $100,000 in damages for eachsong copied.
22000033The Recording Industry Association ofAmerica gave Tom Petty And TheHeartbreakers a Diamond Award to markthe sale of 10 million copies of the band’s“Greatest Hits” album in the UnitedStates.
22000066Mariska Veres, vocalist for Shocking Blueon their 1969 hit “Venus”, died of cancerat the age of 59. After Shocking Blue haddisbanded in 1974, Mariska continued totour and record as a solo act, with Jazzensembles and a couple of reunions withher former band mates.
22001111Dobi Gray, who reached #13 in 1965 with“The In Crowd” and #5 in 1973 with “DriftAway”, died at the age of 71 from compli-cations following cancer surgery.
22001122Jazz legend Dave Brubeck, who reached#25 in 1961 with “Take Five”, died of heartfailure one day before his 92nd birthday.His planned birthday party was recast asa memorial tribute.
Although it has remained a light-hearted,yuletide staple annually, Dr. Elmo’s,“Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”topped a Billboard chart for the first timein 27 years when it climbed to the top ofthe Comedy Digital Tracks list.
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…PPiixxiieess have split withKKiimm SShhaattttuucckk less than five monthsafter the bassist took the place ofthe other KKiimm. Not too many detailsabout SSttaattttuucckk’’ ss departure areknown – except it sounds like shewas fired. SShhaattttuucckk officially joinedthe lineup in July on bass and back-ing vocals. Her previous experienceincludes playing bass for all-girl LosAngeles rock band TThhee PPaannddoorraassand guitar for pop punk band TThheeMMuuffffss.
…Organizers of an out-door festival featuring the IInnssaanneeCClloowwnn PPoossssee say they’re relocatingfrom their site in Southern Illinois’Hardin County. JJaassoonn WWeebbbbeerr is aspokesman for PsychopathicRecords Inc., the organizers of theGathering of the Juggalos. He toldThe Southern Illinoisan that theevent is moving from Cave-In-Rock.He didn’t say where the festivalwould be held or why the venue waschanging. The five-day concert thathas been held in southern Illinoissince 2007 draws tens of thousandsof people. While it’s credited forbringing a boost to the region’seconomy, the event has produced itsshare of unrest. One man died dur-ing this summer’s festival at theHogrock campground and dozens ofattendees were arrested on drug-related and disorderly conduct
charges.
…One-of-a-kind LLaaddyy GGaaggaahas been replicated. The pop starunveiled life-size dolls in her like-ness, dressed in her flamboyant cos-tumes, at a Tokyo event Sunday. Aperson leaning against the silicondoll’s chest can hear LLaaddyy GGaaggaamusic and messages. GGaaggaa said shewas honored to have replicas of her-self. When her friends saw the dolls,“they were so excited to take pic-tures of me with the dolls and thenall of a sudden the dolls took over.And the dolls were the most impor-tant thing in the room. And this is abeautiful thing,” she said. Japaneseindustrial and design companiesteamed with her record label to cre-ate the Gagadoll, inspired by hernew Artpop album. They’re proto-types not yet available for sale.
…Two aspiring Americanrappers said Saturday that they hadfilmed part of a music video inNorth Korea, hoping the novellocale will make a hit. The rappersknown as PPaaccmmaann and PPeessoo did notsay where and how they filmed thefootage, which their fundraisingproposal suggested would be doneon a karaoke party bus inPyongyang. Their custom trip wasarranged through a travel agencyspecializing in taking Westerners toNorth Korea, according to the pro-posal. Americans are able to travelto North Korea on arranged toursand are constantly accompanied byNorth Korea minders.
…A western Pennsylvaniarocker whose biggest hit was “TheRapper” is suing Sony for allegedlynot paying royalties for sampling alesser-known song that wound upon a rap record, “Letter to the King.”Sony/ATV Music Publishing in NewYork didn’t immediately return mes-sages seeking comment Friday onthe copyright infringement suit filedin U.S. District Court, Pittsburgh byDDoommiinniicc LLeerraaccee and two others.Better known by his stage name ofDDoonnnniiee IIrriiss, IIeerraaccee co-wrote thesong “Memoirs of the Traveler”when he was a member of TThheeJJaaggggeerrzz. The other co-writers, whoare also suing Sony, are EEuuggeennee““BBeennnnyy”” FFaaiieellllaa, an original memberof TThhee JJaaggggeerrzz, and the estate ofJJoosseepphh VV.. RRoocckk. RRoocckk managed thegroup when the song appeared onthe album We Went to DifferentSchools Together in 1970. Iris, fromthe Pittsburgh area, wrote “TheRapper,” which was his biggest hit.IIrriiss has had other hits since theband broke up in the mid-1970s,notably “Leah” and “Love Is Like ARock” in the 1980s.
…KKaannyyee WWeesstt continuedto vent at former partner Nike, tak-ing to the mic during a concert againthis week to complain about histreatment by the sports apparelcompany. West spent more than 6minutes talking and singing aboutthe company during his “The YeezusTour” stop Wednesday night at theBridgestone arena in Nashville,Tenn. Taking on the role of apreacher in the cult of personality,WWeesstt talked to the crowd about fol-lowing a dream, creativity and cul-ture, alluding to the media and cor-porations who he feels have tried tokeep him from expressing himselffully. The 36-year-old rapper thenstarted to leave the stage, but in afeint returned to launch into a longdiscussion that was alternately eso-teric, comic and emotional.
…BBoobb DDyyllaann has beencharged with incitement to hatred inFrance following comments he madeabout Croatians in a recent inter-view. The charges, brought forwardby French judges, relate to an inter-
view DDyyllaann gave in the Septemberissue of the French version ofRolling Stone magazine. In the arti-cle, he mentioned Croatia in thesame sentence as the Nazi party. TheAmerican singer faces a maximumsentence of one year in prison anda fine of ¤45,000 (£37,000) if foundguilty.
…OOuuttKKaasstt duo BBiigg BBooii andAAnnddrree 33000000 have made a rare publicappearance together for the firsttime since rumours the pair willreunite in 2014 emerged. BBiigg BBooiiposted the new picture to Tumblrand Instagram December 2. It showsthe two rappers outside StewartAvenue in Atlanta. BBiigg BBooii is wearinga silver and black jacket with theword OOuuttKKaasstt printed on it. Whenposting the picture online, BBiigg BBooiiincluded the hashtag #unfuckwit-table. Though there is still no offi-cial confirmation that the pair arerecording together again, the pic-ture adds further fuel to therumours that OOuuttKKaasstt will reformfor a series of live dates next sum-mer, including a performance atCoachella.
…Former Glee starCChhaarriiccee PPeemmppeennggccoo reportedlyattempted to commit suicide due tofinancial issues, according to hergrandmother. TTeerreessiittaa RReelluucciiooreveals the singer slit her wrists, butgave no timeline as to when theincident occurred, according toRadarOnline.com. RReelluucciioo claims 21-year-old PPeemmppeennggccoo’’ss bank accounthad been cleared out and she wasdistraught over her financial insta-bility when she decided to attemptto take her life. Reports of CChhaarriiccee’’ssmoney troubles have surfaced in thepast, but she denied them and evenshowed off a new sports car she hadpurchased with cash.
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- Sissy Vance
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1. Paul McCartney2. Kings Of Leon3. Pearl Jam4. Arcade Fire5. Haim6. Wild Child7. Echosmith8. The Avett Brothers9. Nine Inch Nails10. Deer Tick11. Matt Nathanson12. The Head and theHeart13. U214. Arctic Monkeys15. Of Montreal16. Hedley17. Civil Wars18. Sky Ferreira19. Bruce Springsteen20. Jason Isbell & The400 Unit
ADVENTUREPICKS
1. Jake Bugg2. Damien Jurado3. Ducktails
Dallas Buyers ClubImagine my surprise when I walkedinto a theatre at one thirty-five(p.m.) and had to look hard for asingle seat to see "DALLAS BUYERSCLUB". Wow! I had never seen thistheatre so packed for a matineeshowing of a film. As I settled downand the movie started, there wassomething that I didn't like imme-diately. The pace hurried, and thedialogue seemed like handoutscripts that never held the truth.
"The Main Guy Is Mathew... !"
The main guy is MathewMcConaughey-- playing the part ofan AIDS victim with just thirty daysto live- looking oddly like a guy putin that position. But not for onesecond did I have any empathy forhim. As I say, he looked the part,played the part, but his presencedid not convince me that he WASthe part. I think the problem was,his character was so flawed therewas no space for me to jump in andexist with him. He was like a card-board cartoon.
"From This Relationship... !"
Faced with his imminent demise,he scrambles to find some way out,and locates a disbarred doctordown in Mexico who sets him upwith a drug that works somewhat.From their relationship he gets theidea of shipping large quantitiesback to the States and forming aBuyers Club to help others withAIDS get some relief.
... "Woodruff Charges AIDS folks...!"
such a drug was not yet allowed tobe dispensed in the U.S: So RonWoodruff (our AIDS hero) chargesAIDS folks four hundred bucks astheir membership fee and thenallows them to have the drug free.To help him gain credibility with asegment of this realm, he befriendsand gets help from a transgendersoul mate named Rayon (played by
Jared Leto). There are true legs tohis (her) performance as a vamp.Then there was Jennifer Garner,playing a Dr. Saks. Though subtlyattractive, Garner's acting (andmaybe it was some weakness in hercharacter) seemed boring andredundant.
... "Based On A True Story... !"
I'll admit that a guy like RonWoodruff probably had to act con-
trary to the law and to authoritiesin order to achieve what he cer-tainly did, But I don't think seeingit on the screen has any worth--except to teach young folks that toget what you want: you have to bewilling to throw a punch at anyonewho stands in your determinedway. I can't believe that sort ofbehavior works. This is supposedto be based on a true story, but Iwould bet the real Ron is not halfas crazed and immature.
"Why Would So Many Folks... ?"
Why would so many folks comepaying to see Jean-Marc Vallee'sfilm? (Mencken once said: "No oneloses money underestimatingAmericans' intelligence.") But lis-ten, I am not sad that he gets view-ers... But I am sad his film lacksmuch feeling and thinking force.
... "And There Was So Much Fear...!"
Certainly those days when AIDS felllike a meteor hard upon all of ourheads- and there was so much fear-and sadness-- when good folkswere dead- a grander film wouldhave shown a brighter record--thanthis restless iconoclast. I can't rec-ommend it for any right reason. Sopin a FOUR upon its breast.
Humbler Acts
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That was more like it for AtlantaFalcons fans. The Falcons ven-tured north of the border todefeat the Buffalo Bills 34-31 inovertime in Toronto Sunday.For at least one week theFalcons looked like the Falconsof old (Mike Smith era). RoddyWhite looked like vintage RoddyWhite as he caught ten passesfor 143 yards. Steven Jacksonlooked like Rams’ era StevenJackson running for 84 yardsand two touchdowns one from27 yards as he powered throughthe line and cruised into the endzone cutting into Buffalo’s early14-0 lead.
“I saw some promising things.We have been working diligent-ly on the run game. I thoughtthat we blocked much better.We were able to get Steven[Jackson] to the second level andthat helped us in our run game,”said Falcons’ head coach MikeSmith.
Atlanta’s much-maligneddefense gave reason for concernagain but came up big when theyneeded to as they played moreaggressively. The secondarycame up with two big strips andfumble recoveries late in thefourth quarter and then in over-time to lead the Falcons to theirfirst victory in a month and ahalf. With 20 seconds remainingin regulation the Bill’s EJ Manuelcompleted a pass over the mid-dle to Stevie Johnson. SafetyWilliam Moore stripped andrecovered the ball on the
Atlanta 30. In overtime Manuelfound tight end Scott Chandlerover the middle at midfieldwhen Moore stripped the ballthat was recovered by rookiecornerback Robert Alford wholateraled to fellow rookie cor-nerback Desmond Trufant whoreturned it to the Buffalo 47.Four plays later Matt Bryantnailed a 36-yard field goal to winit for the Falcons who improveto 3-9.
“Today’s game was a reminderthat football is the ultimate teamgame. We needed every man inthat locker room to get the win.I do believe we showed ourresiliency as a team to be down14 points in the mid part of thefirst quarter and to fight backshows the type of guys we haveon this team,” said Smith.
Things didn’t start so great forAtlanta, however. After AntoneSmith returned the openingkickoff to midfield Atlanta wasthree-and-out on their first pos-session. The Bills wasted notime in getting it going. CJSpiller gained 77 of his 149 yardsas he broke free and rambleddown to the Falcon five-yard-line. Two plays later Manueldove over into the end zone hit-ting the pylon for the early 7-0lead.
After another Falcons three-and-out the Bills took advantage of ashort field thanks to a personalfoul. Starting from the Atlanta 48it took the Bills eight plays to hit
pay dirt as Fred Jackson ran theball in from four yards out tomake the score 14-0.
“Obviously not the start that wewanted to have. I thought thebest thing about us was that wedidn’t blink. When we startedout we were down 14-0 but thenwe had a great drive to get itback to 14-7. Then we battledback to get it to 17-17 at halftime.With fumbles, etc. in the fourthquarter we just kept responding.That’s the thing I’m proud oftoday,” said Ryan.
Atlanta finally caught fire afterthat. Ryan hit Tony Gonzalez for11 and then White for 19. Tackedon to the end of White’s catchwas a 15-yard unsportsmanlikepenalty. After a short run by
Jacquizz Rodgers Ryan hit HarryDouglas for 11 more yards.Jackson then took the handofffrom Ryan breaking through theline and jaunting into the endzone 27 yards later cutting theBills’ lead in half.
Buffalo increased their lead to17-7 before Atlanta got hot again.Ryan hit three differentreceivers putting the ball on theBuffalo 38. On the next playSmith took the pitch from Ryanand ran 38 yards virtuallyuntouched to bring the Falconsto within three points with 4:49to go in the half.
Atlanta got the ball back with2:49 to go in the half as Ryanengineered a game-tying drive.Ryan hit White twice and
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Falcons Take Advantageof Long Overdue
Opportunities
Rodgers once setting up Bryant’s49-yard field goal as the clockexpired in the first half.
The second half opened withpromise for the Falcons as theyheld Buffalo to a three-and-outbefore engineering a scoringdrive to give them their firstlead of the game. Ryan hitWhite and Douglas and werelooking at a third and goal at theBuffalo 11 when Ryan foundGonzalez open to give theFalcons a short-lived lead.
After forcing the Bills to puntRyan fumbled the snap deep inAtlanta territory. The ball wasrecovered by Kiko Alonso on theFalcons’ 21. On the next playManuel hit Fred Jackson to tiethe score at 24-24.
After the two teams exchangedpunts Manuel hit Robert Woods
for a 33-yard gain. Anotherunsportsmanlike conduct penal-ty gave the Bills a first down onthe Atlanta 36. Spiller foundplenty of running room againthis time running 36 yards forthe score and a 31-24 Bills leadwith 11:48 to go in the game.
The teams then played hot pota-to with the ball as neither teamseemed to want it. The twoexchanged two punts beforeAtlanta took possession on their36 with 4:26 to go. Ryan wassacked for the fifth time in thegame and then hit Gonzalez onconsecutive plays. Ryan then hitWhite once again this time for 24yards giving them the ball on theBuffalo 28. After back-to-backpenalties on the Bills Ryan hitDarius Johnson for 13 yards anda first-and-goal at the Buffalo 5.On third down Jackson wasstopped on the one. On the play
Atlanta committed a personalfoul that brought the ball backto the 16. On third and goalfrom the 16 Ryan tried to hitDouglas in the end zone.Douglas was open but the ballwas knocked away and a flagwas thrown. Pass interference.First-and-goal Atlanta from the 1with 1:28 to play. Jackson dovein off tackle on the next play totie the score 31-31.
With 47 seconds to play Manuelhit Chandler across the middlefor 23 yards. After two FredJackson runs Manuel hit StevieJackson who made it to theAtlanta 30 when Moore forcedthe fumble and recovered it with20 seconds left in regulation.The game went into overtimeand you know the rest. Atlantaends their five-game losingstreak and wins their first roadgame of 2013.
“It was good, it feels good.Certainly we’ve had our ups anddowns this year. We haven’t wonthe way that we would haveliked to. To get it done today onthe road and the way we did aswell, overcoming a lot of thingsthroughout the entire game andguys just making plays whenthey needed to make plays, Ithink that makes it feel evenbetter,” said Ryan.
Atlanta remains on the road thisweek. They head to LambeauField to take on the Green BayPackers who may be gettingAaron Rodgers back in the line-up just in time to face theFalcons. Kickoff is scheduledfor 1pm and the game will beaired on Fox.
- Dave Weinthal
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