Diary of an impy kid

and other best-sellers

This presentation is “wrong on multiple levels”

Mein Kaunf?

Young boy, searches everywhere, in a quest to find his own true identity

Am I Dylan? or am I Daailan? or am I Jude? These questions perturb Dolly, as he shifts uncomfortably in the half-torn bean bag (because the poor bag couldn’t take his weight). “I must mull this over as I prepare for my next recording for RJWaalebabu. After all, I have a reputation

to maintain in this college. What legacy do I leave behind?”

Withering Heights

A simple account of how the current generation has “withered away”

1950s

1980s

2010s

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90 days

50 days

15 days

01 hour

Sample graph in the text

Staying true to any resolution

Bad Calories, Bad Calories

There’s no right time to eat the wrong kinds of food

In this text, a group of scientists perform a study on a youth to test the limits of decadent food on the human body. The experiment was structured to last continuously for five years, but was suspended multiple times owing to the

health safety of the youth - crossing the maximum allowable body mass index. Read this riveting account to find out what transpires if you eat anything,

anywhere and at anytime.

Confessions of a workaholic

Sleep is for the weak. Unless you sleep all day and work all night.

5%

16%

13%

66%

Dylan’s typical work schedule

SleepPrepare to sleep

Prepare to work

Work

The fault in our cigarsEvery boy needs a toy to stay pumped up.

Some find their match in cars. Some find the match and light the cigars.

What do you do when you have your back against the wall? Do you pray? Do you cry? Do you gather yourself and fight back? Our protagonist does none of these. He simply lights a cigarette and watches his worries smoke up. Read this

inspiring tale of a man who fights all odds and comes out on the top; with a cigarette stub.

Reviews for the book

“He’s my role model” - Shah Rukh Khan, the man who’s sadly the role model of role models

“This book has turned around my life (and my company)” - Yogesh Deveshwar, CEO ITC

Dolliver’s travelsA straight line is the shortest distance between two points.

It’s also the most boring route

A

B

Normal people’s

routeDylan’s route

B

A

Pride and Pre-jude-ice“I take pride in being prejudiced. My kind of prejudice only, though.

It’s Pre-jude-ice.”

In the dark, secret alleys of confession-land, walks a hooded man; dragging along as he looks around with scorn and disdain. “I must teach them to be

loud and unassuming. But they’re all idiots; hiding behind the veils of anonymity. Only if someone can challenge me in an open debate”. A pair of

old, worn out eyes look at him from a corner, waiting to pounce. Avinash Unni silently waits for the man to walk towards him - only one will survive the night

A million years of solitude

Holding on to new found “lady love”

Bollywood Hero

Barney Stinson

Don Quixote

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Saat Janam

12 hours, unless you’re Batman (or Robin)

1 sleep cycle

has changed 3 times by the time you finished reading this graph

A man’s greatest strength is love. Therefore, he needs a lot of it. Preferably from a lot of them

Sample graph in the text

The Old Monk who sold his Ferrari

There are only two types of real preachers in the world: monks and old monks

“I have had Jack Daniels, Glenfiddich, Black Label, Jameson I have had Bacardi, Havana Club, Montilla,Captain Morgan I have also had Bordeaux, Chianti, Pinot Noir, Duhart-Milon

But, the good old monk, my dear is the real number one”

Play with fire, muddle with slime Stay controversial, all the time

Controversially yours

Birthday greetings, Dylan