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What follows is one of the most irresponsible exercises in freespeech Ihave ever seen. It was first printed in 1968 by some high school kids inAmerica's industrial heartland and most recently (in English at any rate)in
England after the riots there in 1982. Of course I reprinted it forpurelyeducational purposes - just to show you how irresopnsible free speech canget.I take no responsibility for the actions of individuals who use thistext.
Now that we got all the bullshit out of the way here are the 40 waysI'vebeen telling you about.
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1. Put a rotten apple or stale sandwich in the teacher's desk.
2. Steal the attendance book. Add in and rub out ticks, and replaceor
just burn it. Same goes for unguarded conduct sheets or reports.Don't miss your chance.
3. Fill a syringe (minus needle) with mixed epoxy & alcohol. You nowhave
30 minutes to fill locks, etc., before the glue hardens. You can
also use cement, super glue or even bits of wood, nails, etc.
4. Another use of the syringe is to pretend to shoot up when theteacher
is watching. Explain that that you have to do it because schoolis so
horrible.
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5. Phone the school at random times. Try flood, fire or bombwarnings.
Disguise your voice and hold a handkerchief over your mouth.
6. Pretend to have food poisoning (after lunch break). Get lots ofpeople
to join in. Roll on the floor, or get sick by pushing yourfingers
down your throat. Try it in assembly. With luck you can startgeneral
panic.
7. Draw or paint slogans on roll down maps or slide screens.Obscenities
are best.
8. Hand out notices to new pupils telling them which teachers arenasty
...and why.
9. Bad food? Have a good old fashioned food riot.
10. Organize massive searches for "lost" contact lenses in gym classor in
hallways between classes. Don't let anyone walk through the hallas
they might step on it. Pretending you've lost something is a goodcover for all kinds of subversive behavior.
11. If you still have to wear uniforms, try wearing them back to frontin
protest. Dare boys & girls to wear each other's uniforms. Ifthis
doesn't work, try a blanket protest.
12. Try political games. School is 12 years brainwashing withouttrial.
Slowdowns, work to rules, strikes and occupations are fun. Butdon't
let leaders or ego trippers speak for you.
13. Get everyone to bring in all their pets to school to show theteacher.
14. Write down a list of all the stupid rubbish or rules you have tolearn
& hand it out on sports day or open day.
15. Now & then get loads of students to rush to the office to get arumor
confirmed or denied.
16. Make a citizens arrest on your worst teacher. Drag him/her infront of
the class and put him/her on trial for rotting the minds of youth.
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17. Rip off dishes and silverware from the cafeteria, office equipmentfrom
the office, paint & other art materials from the art room, lightbulbs
from the sockets, toilet paper from the jacks, etc.,etc. Donatethem
to yourselves or local anarchist group.
18. During lunch break turn on and light all gas taps in the sciencelab.
Make sure your not caught at this prank & try a good disguise.
19. Get everyone to demand to see their school records files, becauseeveryone else (police, social workers, etc.) is allowed to see
them.
20. Make a fuse by sticking a cigarette between the two rows in amatch
book. Non-filter cigarettes are good but marlboro are best 'causethey
use more nitrate to make 'em burn faster. Toss the fuse in awastebin, or anywhere with lots of burnables. The office is best.
Wait 5minutes. Call alarm yourself to avoid any "accidents." Practice
athome first.
21. Throw out the teacher and decide for yourselves what, how, why youwant
to learn. Spread the action to other classes and other schools,this
happened in Paris back in 1968.
22. Have gigantic coughing and sneezing fits in class or inassemblies.
23. Find out your teacher's and principal's addresses and go there atnight
and spray anti-school slogans on their walls.
24. Rub glue, lipstick, vaseline, or shit on the doorknobs of theofficies
of the headmasters, principals, or on the teachers' toilets.
25. Pick up some dog training liquid at a pet store (it smells likeconcentrated piss) and if you can't figure out what to do with
that then shouldn't be reading this.
26. Intercept the teacher's mail. Pass around, copy anythingconfidential
or interesting.
27. Impersonate angry parents phoning up the school. Try complainingthat
a nasty teacher has been having sex with little Johnny.
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28. Don't go to school. Sick notes are no problem to copy. Think of
better ways to spend your time.
29. Make a super stink bomb out of hydrogen-sulfide and put it in theschool's ventalation system. This has cleared schools for days.
30. If your school has suspended ceilings (that is ceilings composedof
rectangles or squares that can be pushed up) you can put dead fishor
anything else above them. Try dead fish in a disused locker andglue
up the lock.
31. When you get the staff totally neurotic and paranoid, put outnotes and
hints that "Tuesday is the day."
32. With a new teacher change names in roll call, so that he/she can
never figure out who everyone is.
33. Get your school library a subscription to anyunderground/anarchist/sex
oriented newspaper and insist that they make it availible topupils.
34. Get school note paper and type out letters to teachers firing orsuspending them. Soon they won't know what to believe.
35. Do some revolutionary wall spraying. Recipe.. Spray cans or paintand
brush, look out, a little imagination and courage. Write yourfavorite
slogan on walls, billboards, blackboards, floors, et cetera. Astencil
is nice though limits size. You'd best wear gloves or you'll gettell-
tale paint on your hands.
36. Copy and hand out a sheet with the names and house phone numbersof
teachers on it. Now people can ring up anytime if punishmentsdon't
stop. Say 3 a.m. for instance, say you're the mafia or keepsending
police, plumbers, coffins, et cetera to their house.
37. Get hold of a film to be shown at school, and splice in bits ofyour
own making, then return it unnoticed. Wizard wheezes fortechnical
wizards, like bugging the teachers toilets and hooking up theresults
to the school loudspeaker system.
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38. Clog up all drains with clay, paper, etc., then flush all toiletsand
turn on all taps. Instant swimming pool.
39. Stick up anonymous posters around the school.
40. Always carry an awl (available at any hardware store) or sharpenedscrewdrivers. Puncture teachers tires by pushing through the
sidewall(it goes through eaisly) while pretending to tie your shoelace.Practice at night on the tires of any rich dude's car. Do at least
twotires so that the spare doesn't help. For real nasties and cops,
army,and politicians, add sugar and/or sand to the gas tank. The claw
of ahammer will remove most locked gas caps, or use your awl and
hammer,tap a hole in the gas tank, light and run!
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