dissenting futilitarian no. 3
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Issue 3 of an epistolary newspaper addressed to Canada's Members of ParliamentTRANSCRIPT
D EAR HONOURABLE MEMBERS.
I struggled on, putting one
thing in place only to have other things I
had already put in place fall on my head. A
foul issue indeed! And yet, that I still had
much - very much - to learn, dear Members,
you have no doubt whatever.
Amazingly, what I had to learn was
to go back to the start and begin
again. Begin again how? By throwing out
everything I had learned? Well, no: why
should I have to eject everything? (If I had
thus far learned something from you, would
you wish me to eject it?) No, I realized not
that everything I had thought was wrong
but that the puzzle I was working on was
much larger and of a different shape
ENTIRELY than I had suspected!
One day, having mixed myself a nice screech
and orange juice and settled down to read the
paper, I came upon a story on Mr. VALEUR-
DE-BOIS’s Motion 312 - perfect! - but what
I read caused me to flinch. A member of the
‘Radical Hand-
maids ’ (a group
formed to oppose
this very Motion)
said it was their
aim to drive the
Motion all the
way “back to the
hell hole it came
from.” Eughh! The
thrust of that
remark found my
solar plexus, and
I spewed a little cocktail. I liked the Motion;
did I, because I liked it, also crawl from a
‘Hell hole’? I was puzzled: how could any
trace of ‘Hell’ be wrung from this Motion?
Its plan seemed so reserved and reasonable:
A to hear from those who know most about
the nature of the physical being residing in
the womb, b to hear what they understand
that creature to be, and c to allow MPs
to reach whatever conclusion that hearing
should warrant.
I had something to learn indeed. In fact,
today I fume when I hear words about this
Motion like, “It’s pretty anodyne, as far as it goes.
It’s not a motion about a law, but only a study.” Not
about a lawÉÉ? Anodyne is it, as far as it goes?
Well, perhaps we should ask not how far
it has gone but about how far it might go
yet? I learned this - unforgettably - from
my friend Prema .
Because I wished (immediately) to know
what prompted such fierce condemnation
of the Motion I asked myself, who do I
know who could enlighten me? I have a
great advantage in that I have friends of
every political stance, every religion, every
philosophy. I live, in a sense, in the very
heart of our country itself - I do not mean
in the Capital, but, amidst the people. And
because it is my desire to learn about these
oddballs and travel with them where they
are going - to the Truth that they can see
rather than to some Truth before me that is
so far invisible to them - because of this I
never have any trouble becoming informed.
The name that came to me was prema da
GAMA , feminist, lawyer, and friend. I was
certain she knew about Motion 312 and, to
be sure, when I raised it on the phone she
said, “You better just come over.”
When the tea was poured I
began. “Why do people speak
of Motion 312 as ‘this absurd wingnut pantomime’?”
Prema waved her notes. “You don’t know
why, when this Motion was proposed, it
was ‘immediately smacked down from every direction’?”
My silence was eloquent. “OK, let me open
your eyes. Three questions. O n e : is there any
practical point to asking for this report
from the scientists?”
“To correct a law,” I replied, “that, because
it is based on archaic science, defines some
human beings as not yet human.É”
“OK, why do you care?”
I could see this was going to be another ride,
braced myself, and answered as honestly as
I could. “Because of injustice : laws protect
human beings but under archaic laws some
human beings (not yet born) will not have
the law’s protection.”
“OK, so you care because they should be
protected. q u e st i o n t WO : protected against
what? We have laws because of real needs,
right? Real things that actually happen?
Should businesses provide rails for tying up
horses? Why? Nobody rides horses anymore:
dump that law! Somebody on the internet was
listing absurd laws: ‘It is forbidden to push
a moose out of a plane which is in motion’ -
and some guy wrote back, ‘Well I’m going
to jail!’ What’s the joke there, why’s that
funny? Who the heck is ever going to push
a moose out of an airplane?! You don’t need
laws against what’s not going to happen.”
“So,” she went on, “second question again:
what’s going to happen that you need this ‘cor-
rected law’ to prevent? What’s the injustice?”
“Well, anything that could happen that we
don’t think is right (and so set up laws to
prevent, as a deterrent). Anything.”
“Come on: sure, fine - but I’m asking, such
as what? Real things that actually happen:
what’s this going to help us with? Name one.
You’re too smart to dodge this question.”
Dodge a question - goodness no! That is the
road to ruin in my books, so I thought a
moment. “Well,” I said, “say your baby is
about to be born but someone shoots it or
injures it and it dies in utero (sadly, such
things happen). Isn’t that wrong, unjust? But
the present law doesn’t say so.”
“OK, now we are getting somewhere. What
else?” We stared at each other. Seconds
ticked past. I knew what she was asking
but, for some reason, I simply did not begin
to say it. Odd. Why did I not speak? But
then we spoke at the same time.
Prema: “If some doctor sticks a tube in the
uterus and breaks up the baby and vacuums
it out in bits, is that an injury to the baby?”
Me (simultaneously): “Abortions!”
“Good, great, now we’re talking,” Prema said.
“Sure, I get it when you say, ‘Why do we
need to spell out all the possible injustices?’
Yes, we want laws against everything that
might happen that we don’t think is right.
But here’s one of those things: right? If that
is a human being in there (just about to be
born, say), then cutting it up is cutting up
a human being . And cutting up a human
being is unjust. Right?”
“Well, I think so,” I replied. “Do you?”
We stared at each other, again. Tick, tick,
tick, tick. And then we spoke all at once.
Me: “If you cut up a living human being, like
me, who is just minding his own business,
so it dies, that is unjust , right?”
Prema (simultaneously): “It depends!”
We sat there in silence for a moment, a
silence for which I was very grateful. We
were making progress together. Hand in
hand we were walking toward the Truth. We
were vulnerable together, dancing together
at Truth’s ball, to her music not to our own.
Together, in harmony, not shouting.
Then I asked, “It depends on ... ?”
She replied, “It depends on other
considerations of justice - which
brings me to my LAST q u e st i o n : can
you honestly say that this is just a
matter of science , of bringing facts
up to date? I mean, look: here’s a
person who says that your Mr. VALEUR-
DE-BOIS ‘is not proposing a scientific question, not by
a long shot. He’s proposing an ethical, legal, and at best,
philosophical question.’ Don’t you agree?”
“Philosophical , why? What is philosophical
about it? But ethical and legal , yes,”
I said. “It is a question of justice in the
law, I agree, but from the start VALEUR-
DE-BOIS has said so: the issue is j u st i c e .
He asked, how can ‘any law be based on a lie and be
j u st ?’ A law that says some human beings
are not human ‘is not a j u st law’.”
“Well then,” said Prema, “we are agreed on
that! And now, practically speaking, what
just result will this hearing bring about?”
“I have no idea. First we would have to know
what conclusion, about the nature of the
fetus, this hearing will generate. Do you know?”
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say they want things left as they are.)
There is no threat when we are in disagreement.
A threat arises only if we reach agreement .
Amazing! What finally became clear to me
was that those who say ‘n o d i s c u s s i o n ’
must fear that the investigation will
end in agreement!
And the question that then began to haunt
me was, Why do they think it will end in
agreement? Why do they believe that if
Members of Parliament - yourselves, good
Ladies and Gentlemen - hear this evidence,
there is a considerable chance that it will
lead you to the conclusion that the Resident
of the Womb is human?
Do they think you will agree because the
evidence will compel you to see a fetus
as human?! Do they believe the ev i d e n c e
s h ow s that the fetus is human? Goodness
- then we could admit that at least. That
would be progress in knowledge, would it not?!
O r - do they believe that the ev i d e n c e
d o e s n ot s h ow that the fetus is human
but you people will choose to ignore this,
and change the laws anyway, because you
cannot evaluate evidence? You will fake
agreement because your beliefs are not
based on reality; instead you merely bang
the gong of some prior commitment and shut
your eyes to evidence! Is that what they
think of you? Is that why they are afraid?
But if you don’t think that, if you are a
person who trusts our MPs to judge evidence
fairly, one thing seemed very clear: the more
you wished not to have the discussion, the
more you believed the ev i d e n c e w o u l d
s h ow that the fetus is a human being. (Do
you recall our ‘lack of consensus ’ about
the nature of the unborn? I was beginning
to think that it was a n i l l u s i o n .)
Something came back to me as I walked,
thinking these thoughts: a video clip
I had downloaded, in which Mr. VALEUR-
DE-BOIS responded to the question, “If the
fetus were deemed human,” would that not mean
that “abortion would have to be criminalized?” I fished
out my player and sat on the curb.
“No,” he answered. “It doesn’t resolve the abortion
issue, because the interests of the child and the interests
of the mother are still both engaged and it might be - it
might well be - that we would end up at a position where
the interests of the mother are deemed to be superior to
the interests of the child.” (The justice issue that
Prema had explained!)
Interviewer: “It’s not a black-and-white issue, ever....”
Mr. V-D-B: “Not at all. What is black and white is, If
there is a conflict of interest between people, you don’t
resolve it by saying one person is a human being and one
person is not. You recognize they’re both human beings and
then you weigh those interests appropriately.”
I sat under the clouds of the night sky, amazed.
(Is this the end of my tale? Have I exhausted
you? Forgive me; that is not my intent.
Those of us who are burdened with the
task of pursuing the truth must go on, must
we not? Yes, there are those who hear one
good argument and take up a protest sign.
Do they have the patience to hear my tale?
No! But you, dear readers, whom else but
you - charged with the truth, trusted by the
people to lead - to whom else but you can I
speak of these things?! - UNTIL SO ON !)
I am, etc.
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“Well, if the plan of the committee is to see
what science says, then the committee just needs to
read a few pages from an embryology textbook and we’ll be
done with this exercise, because what science says
is already clear. And if that is the process,
then practically speaking the outcome is
going to be the classification of abortion
as harm to a human being, just as we said.
Which is why people are saying that this
Motion is (quote), ‘a blatant attempt to criminalize
abortion.’ If this conclusion is reached (quote),
‘there will be no stopping these fetus fetishists in...’.”
“Gad, why do they have to talk like that?”
Prema continued, “‘no stopping these fetus fetishists
in government from passing all kinds of hideous laws to
recriminalize abortion.’ Science, sure, but where
this is g oing seems to me to be restrictions
on abortion. And if you criminalize abortion
without looking at those other considerations
of justice then you are pulling a fast one!”
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“Well, in your heart I bet you are saying -
tell me if I’m wrong - All we need to set
a just law here is to see if abortions kill
a human being, period. But say that and
you are deceiving people, because you are
slipping in a take on justice that Canadians
have not had since poodle skirts.”
“What are they?”
“Exactly! But I’ll show you. You are going
to be very surprised in about one minute.”
I gulped some tea and prepared for the blow
which - oh yes - I knew was coming.
“So what’s the Motion’s planÉ?”
Prema asked. “Say it is to change
the laws, to make them more just for the unborn.
OK, fast forward to the new law, which
is now in place - say we even bring back
the law we had in the past, which made
performing an abortion an indictable offence.
You have heard of Dr. MORNING-DOLLAR?”
(I nodded.) “He was charged under that very
law for performing abortions - and what
happened? Do you know? The law was on
the books. We had a law. But time after
time juries refused to enforce that law
and he was acquitted!”
“But ... how,” I spluttered.
“How? People did not find the Doctor’s
actions unjust . Why, you ask? Because to
those juries (people like you and me) the
issue in every case had to do with more than
the fetus. You didn’t like the expression
‘fetus fetishist’ but do you get, now, why people
use it? You’ve got a fetus, yes; but you’ve
also got other people in the same situation
(a woman, her family) and you have to look
at their interests too.”
I clenched my teeth but - yes - swallowed
the expression ‘fetus-fetishist’.
“So, back to my last question,” said Prema.
“Don’t you agree that the issue here is not
just science, but justice in the law? And now
ask yourself this: is it true ‘that the current
law exists because, at the time of its creation, we did not
understand that an unborn child was human’? This law
was set in place a hundred years ago, when
modern science was clear: the law doesn’t
reflect bad science; it reflects modern law,
which counts the fetus a non-person, not
protected like others, because of issues of
justice, not science. The ‘biological aspects of What
is a human being and the legal aspects of personhood’ are
two different discussions.”
“If you are not sure,” she added, “listen to
this: the Supreme Court of Canada in the
case of Tremblay v. Daigle: ‘The task of properly
classifying a foetus in law and in science are different
pursuits.’ Why? Because P e r s o n h o o d is the
legal category that weighs justice. It might
well be that there are certain human beings
who ... like I said ... get vacuumed out to
serve a greater justice.”
“What do you mean, a greater justice?” I
asked rather weakly.
“I mean that more justice is done if the
abortion is allowed: more harm results if it
is forbidden.”
I told Prema that I would be going now
and thanked her for what she had done
to my eyes, because frankly I didn’t think
they could take any more help. They must,
I thought, be thoroughly bloodshot. On the
way to the door she asked, “Are you OK?”
“I am in excellent shape,” I answered, “thank
you. This is just what I was made for!”
And indeed it seemed as if I was gradually
getting used to this.
I chose the long way home. How good
that I was on foot (the way I like
to travel) and could pay attention to my
thoughts. As I walked, something surprising
- something very peculiar and unexpected
even - emerged from all I had just learned.
Prema had fully explained the anger at the
Member’s “unwanted” and “nasty little motion”: if
it would do nothing but pave the way for
laws against abortion, they said, then we
should have n o d i s c u s s i o n , n ot i n q u i r e
into the nature of the Resident of the Womb.
But do you see that? To inquire into the
nature of the fetus, they are saying, is to risk
general agreement that it is a human being.
Think it through, as I did, and imagine
now a totally different scenario. Imagine,
instead, that holding this inquiry were more
likely to result in disagreement (with
some participants calling an embryo ‘human’,
others calling it a ‘gestational sac’, etc.).
Now ask yourself: What ‘conclusion’ would
a study like that deliver that could affect
the law?
None.
In this scenario without agreement about
the nature of the fetus our only ‘conclusion’
would be that we had reached no conclusion.
What risk would such disagreement pose
to Reproductive Rights? None at all. (You
would have no change from the way things are
today. Today, prior to the hated discussion,
we seem not to agree about the nature of
the fetus: ‘Leave things as they are today,’
we are told, ‘Have no discussion,’ ‘Send this
discussion back to the hell-hole that spawned
it.’ There is no threat to those rights in the
way things are today, which is why people