David’s House: The Deep Dwelling

There’s no escape from the tales of David.By Kyle

The Journey of Hope

As David continues his everyday life at his house, most of the world’s population hasn’t even seen

a picture of the House of David. Join me- together we will explore David’s House- from the

deepest depths to the highest of heights. But alas! He shall know not of this journey, as if he

learns of this plan, he shall not let people come. Come quickly!

WARNING!

If ye dares to intrude upon the dwelling of David, one may encounter the following:

DavidDavid’s Family

David’s PetsIf bravery, courage, and luck are on your side,

then please, follow me.

The Depths

• David’s basement is the room to see. It is medieval style, with green walls. He has a TV to play games on- all in one basement.

• There is also a laundry room in the basement. It is where laundry is done.

Real-Estate Information (Let’s Sell The House)

• Two bathrooms- one on the inside, one in the yard.

• Three bedrooms. That’s three rooms- each with a bed.

• There’s a basement. Did I mention that?• The kitchen- it’s fully equipped with a toaster.

About the Owner- David

• David is a young lad from the town of Ishpeming. He enjoys chocolate milk, reptiles, oak trees, and orange jet-skis.

• The name “David’s House” comes from the English words “David”, referring to the owner, and “House”, referring to a structure to live in.

The Attractions of David’s House

Like Wal-Mart or Taco Bell, David’s House has certain things that appeal to the eye. The

basement, for example. Here are other things you can’t miss at David’s House:

The Outdoor ToiletDavid’s Xbox

The Room of The FamilyThe Eye of The Fish

What to Purchase

If you want something to take home from David’s House- something to remember him by…

here are a few suggestions:David’s Dog

David’s Electronic DevicesScale Versions of The Outdoor Toilet

David’s Fame

The only reason David’s House would be famous is none other than the fact that David himself

lives there. If it weren’t for David, the house wouldn’t be

“David’s House”. It would just be “House”, which isn’t famous at all. The house would be sad

without David.

How To Access This Location

• You must go to Ishpeming. In Ishpeming, you will find some houses somewhere. Go ask somebody if you can come in. When inside, quickly locate their computer when they aren’t looking and go to Google Maps. Then search Ishpeming High School. If you search around the area, you will find David’s House. You’ll know which one it is. Just trust me.

Thank you for watching.

Well, hey y’all, we had a fun time learning about David’s House, now didn’t we? (Say yes.) Please

join us next time, when we explore David’s School- The Learning Place.

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