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In this Issue 4 Letters to the Editor / Besides CRR...What Are You Reading?

5 Cover to Cover ~ Book Review / Bestsellers List

6 HaikuFest 2016

6 Dispatch from the Discovery Trail: The Journey Continues

7 Miss Manners

10 Astronomy: Poetic License in the Winter Sky

12 10 Tips to Help Reach a Healthy Weight

13 “Auf Wiedersehen,” from Daniel Kellner

15 The Settlements that Became Warrenton

16-17 OnOurMountain:RangerReflections/SearchingforSnow

19 Where Do You Read the Reader?

20 CookingwiththeFarmer’sDaughter:SniffingforTreats

22 John Howerton: World-class, Ultra Endurance Athlete

23 Are you Ready? The Big One is Due

24-25 Outings & Events Calendar

26 Columbia River Dining Guide

27 Lower Columbia Informer ~ Tech Highlights of 2015

28 Snowbird To-Do List: Goldwater Memorial in Phoenix

29 Movies ~ Three for the New Year

30 The Spectator ~ Stuck on a stormy night

Happy New Year!Let it snow.

As we worked to wrap up this issue, the first snow of the new year began falling — like

confectioner’s sugar sifting down, gradually blanketing everything in view with purity and light.

Snow here is usually something of a surprise and always a special treat — to many of us, at least. Some people shift gears, lay in supplies, light the fire and hunker down. Some become more festive, like they’re on holiday.

Except for road hazards, driving challenges and the inevitable, unsightly brown slush which follows, to me snow is a welcome thing, bringing out the “inner child” and triggering fond memories.

Back in “the day,” school closures were less common than today. I remember waking up early when the possibility of snow was forecast, checking the news on the bathroom radio my dad used for listening to the “Scandinavian Interlude” and Squeak Holbrook’s “Sportscope” while shaving each morning.

With fingers crossed (especially if our homework was not done or a test was scheduled) my brothers, Mike and

John, and I hoped that maybe, just maybe, the necessary three inches of snow had fallen and school would be canceled. When the miracle happened, joyful celebration ensued. Yippee! No school!

It would be a fun day in the neighborhood, with snowball fights, the building of snowmen and snow forts and even sledding. It was, literally, pretty rough sledding, living in Longview’s flatland without the benefit of gravity and a hill. Kids could only take turns straining to pull each other along the sidewalk.

Once, a few of the naughtiest of the many boys on our block — not my brothers, of course — carried buckets of water to pour onto the street, hoping it would freeze to create an ice rink. When the adults found out, there was big trouble.

We stuck pretty close to home, playing outside all day, at regular intervals going indoors where our mother would serve hot chocolate with miniature marshmallows. In each “pit stop,” we would strip off wet hats and gloves, exchange them for just-dried ones and go back outside. The dryer ran continuously.

Sometimes, guided by our mother, we made “snow ice cream.” We’d carefully

scoop up a bowl of pristine snow and add sugar and vanilla, making a rather thin confection more like a slushie than ice cream. But the whimsy and novelty made this a delicious ritual.

In school, we learned the science of snowflakes, each one being crystalline and unique. But I never witnessed the intricate form firsthand with my own eyes. We tried catching flakes on black construction paper to view through a magnifying glass, but our typical snow is probably too wet for flakes to remain intact as they land. Still, I knew they were amazing and marvelous, even more impressive than the white folded paper snowflakes we cut out with manicure scissors to hang in our classroom windows.

Everyone may not agree, but whether it’s just a dusting or a foot deep, I say snow is a lovely gift from above. Bring it on — and let it snow!

Happy New Year!


What are you reading?BESIDES COLUMBIA RIVER READER...

Popular author’s final book reflects familiar themes

Cathy LaBerge found Ivan Doig’s novel, Last Bus to Wisdom, “a pleasure to read.”

It’s 1951. Donal Cameron, an 11-year-old boy, lives with his grandmother where she works as a cook on a Montana ranch. When she becomes ill, she puts the boy on a Greyhound bus (“the dog bus”) to his aunt in Wisconsin. But the mean spirited Aunt Kate is “not a nice person,” and she puts him on a bus back to Montana. Accompanying Donal is Kate’s husband, Herman, a former German POW, excited to both escape his wife and to explore the “wild, wild west.”

Readers who know Ivan Doig’s work will find a number of familiar themes: a motherless boy, a journey of self-discovery, and coming of age in a world that no longer exists.

“The book evokes a simpler time,” Cathy said. “The two have a series of adventures and misadventures — there are many funny moments though it’s a serious book — finally ending up in Wisdom, Montana.”

For LaBerge, reading the novel had a special poignancy, knowing that this would be Ivan Doig’s last. He died in April 2015 at the age of 75. “For a last book this was really awesome,” Cathy said.

Many local residents heard Mr. Doig speak in September 2013 in Longview at a lecture sponsored by The Longview Library Foundation. The Bartender’s Tale and Sweet Thunder are among the books he had written recently.

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Prior to her retirement, Cathy LaBerge owned and operated Trillium Books in Cathlamet, Wash.

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9-1-1 dispatchers: The backbone of law enforcement As a retired 9-1-1 Dispatcher (20 years) I thoroughly enjoyed Chaplain Tom Haan’s column (CRR Nov/Dec 2015).

I f irst began my career in law enforcement with LAPD in the 1960s, very turbulent times. I worked the radio during the first Watts Riot ... I don’t think as a rookie (young) radio operator that I completely understood the gravity of the situation. I had never been in that part of the city, didn’t understand the mentality of rioting, nor could I picture in my mind what the situations looked like. Of course, not one of us got any counseling afterwards. I don’t even know if the officers involved did. It was just do your job, go home, and come back the next day to do it again.

Several years later … I was a dispatcher in a cow county in Northern California. As time went on the county grew larger, more crime developed, and we hired more dispatchers and deputies. I never encountered an incident like the one that Chaplain Haan wrote about in his column (the suicidal subject), but there were other incidents … Not once was I or any other dispatcher offered any counseling. In fact, the

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Hopefully, more and more dispatchers will avail themselves of the counseling services. I will always have a special place in my heart for the men and women who work in 9-1-1 centers. They are rarely noticed as the backbone of law enforcement, and the glue that keeps the Department together. Hooray for 9-1-1 and all the good that they do. God bless them all.

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BOOK REVIEW By Alan Rose

The Witches, Salem, 1692By Stacy SchiffLittle, Brown & Company$30

Sacrificing on the altar of our fears

Alan Rose, author of Tales of Tokyo, The Legacy of Emily Hargraves and The Unforgiven organizes the monthly WordFest gatherings. He can be reached at www.alan-rose.com, at www.Facebook.com/Alan.Rose.Author, and www.Facebook.com/WordFestNW.

To cast aspersions on a bewitched girl, to visit one’s imprisoned spouse too regularly, was to risk accusation. Questioning the validity of witchcraft, the legitimacy of the evidence, or the wisdom of the court bordered on the heretical; the more you resisted, the deeper you dug yourself in. Imputations proved impossible to outrun. The word of two ministers could not save an accused parishioner. Neither age, fortune, gender, nor church membership offered immunity. Prominent men stood accused alongside homeless five-year-old girls. Many braced for the knock at the door.

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In 1692 the Massachusetts Bay Colony executed fourteen women, five men, and two dogs for witchcraft.

So begins Stacy Schiff’s account of the Salem witchcraft trials, one of those moments of collective insanity that occurs from time to time. As the best historians do, Schiff, the author of Cleopatra: A Life, takes us into the raw, pulsing day-to-day world of the past, a world where the Devil is real — not as a metaphor for evil, but a living, breathing presence.

While recent scholarship has softened t h e h a r s h e r criticism of the Puritans (H.L.

Mencken defined Puritanism as “the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy”), Schiff ’s portrayal of them would probably not make you too pleased to see them pull up with their moving van as your new neighbors. They do appear to be a rather glum and joyless lot, and intolerant of any religious freedom besides their own.

The trials started with several teenage girls believing — or saying they did — that they were being “afflicted” by certain women who were witches in the community. The Devil was alive and well in Salem town! The mystery is why they were believed and how quickly the hysteria spread.

Over the course of that year, there were 200 arrests and nineteen executions (not including the dogs.) Given that the population of Salem was only about 600 people, one’s chances of being accused of being a witch were pretty good. What was more surprising was the number of self-confessions, most made without what our modern euphemistic age calls “enhanced interrogation techniques.” People confessed to witchcraft crimes they couldn’t possibly have committed. The Devil was the Great Deluder and you could be in his power without even realizing it. (If so many people say I’m a witch, then I must be a witch!) People were willing to sacrifice their faith on the altars of their fears.

As the hysteria mounted and the Salem citizenry accused, imprisoned, and hanged more and more of their neighbors, non-Puritan Boston down the road believed it couldn’t happen to more deserving folks.

Voltaire once noted that where people believe absurdities, they will soon commit atrocities. Especially as we enter into a presidential election year, when absurdities seem particularly more prevalent, it is well to be reminded of our human predisposition toward fear and scapegoating. As history has shown time and time again, the greatest evil we have to fear is usually from within.

The final irony is that the Puritans were right: Metaphorically, if not literally, the Devil was in their midst. And they themselves became his instruments.

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HaikuFest

“Haiku poetry —think old pond, lily pads, frogfrog jumps, splash, the end.”

Okay, so maybe the opening haiku isn’t a prizewinner but we

now have, hopefully, your attention: Columbia River Reader’s 7th HaikuFest is hereby announced.

Back in 2008 when we first proposed a Haiku contest, our publisher/editor, Sue Piper, was skeptical (“Haiku and loggers? Have you lost your mind, Gary?!”). Nevertheless, Sue graciously agreed to a trial run but only after assuring me that should my cockamamie idea ruin CRR’s reputation, I would be back to raking sand and handing out beach towels to rich tourists in Waikiki.

With that image haunting me, the event was launched with minimal expectations. We hoped for a few teachers and students, some family members and relatives, maybe a few romanticists, some out-of-work poets perhaps, and maybe even a reader or two who didn’t know the difference between a haiku and a limerick.

Lewis & Clark

We are pleased to present Installments 6-8 of Michael Perry’s popular 33-month series which began with CRR’s April 15, 2004 inaugural issue. During the Bicentennial Commemoration of the Lewis and Clark Expedition, each installment covered their travels during the corresponding month 200 years prior. We are repeating the series for the enjoyment of both longtime and more recent readers. To find prior insTallmenTs visit crreader.com Click “Features,” then “Archives.”

The journey continues: never a dull moment!

Michael Perry enjoys local history and travel. His popular 33-installment Lewis & C la r k s e r i e s appeared in CRR’s early years and is making an “encore” appearance, beginning with the July 2015 issue.

Get out your quills, it’s time for HaikuFest

By Gary Meyers

Not all members of the Corp of Discovery were experienced outsdoorsmen. George Shannon came close to starving to death when he got lost at the end of August in 1804 while hunting for missing horses. In his attempt to return

to the boats, Shannon followed an Indian trail; while he thought he was behind the party, he was in fact ahead of them. After 16 days, he decided he was never going to catch up with them and was found sitting on the riverbank, hoping to catch a ride back to St. Louis with a French trapper. He must have been a poor marksman, for Clark wrote “thus a man had the like to have Starved to death in a land of Plenty for the want of Bullitts.” Shannon had gone “12 days without any thing to eate but Grapes & one Rabit, which he Killed by shooting a piece of hard Stick in place of a ball.”

Some readers have experienced the fear of driving across the Dakotas and being caught by a winter storm. Today, with r e l i a b l e w e a t h e r forecasts and motels along the way, few people actually get stranded. But Lewis and Clark had no way of knowing what lay ahead when, 211 years ago, the expedition traveled through what is now South Dakota, working their way up the Missouri River. On September 15, 1804, Clark wrote “this evening is verry Cold… the wind is hard from the N W.” Three days later, Lewis wrote “this day saw the first brandt on their return from the north.” That was not a welcome sight since they were hoping to at least get to the Mandan Indian villages in present day North Dakota before winter snows set in.

The weather was changing. On September 23rd Clark wrote “aire remarkably dry – in 36 hours two Spoonfuls of water aveporated in a sauser.” On September 19th, they began recording temperatures each morning and again at 4pm each day. Over the next month, morning temperatures ranged from 38 to 58 degrees, and the afternoon highs ranged between 40 and 86. Clark wrote “the leaves of all the trees as ash, elm &c except the cottonwood is now fallen.” The men awoke to frost on the ground several times in early October. Clearly, winter was near.

Meanwhile, Lewis and Clark were worried about the Teton Sioux Indians. They knew a Teton war party had recently raided the Omahas, killing more than 70 people and capturing dozens more as slaves.

The Teton Sioux were a large and aggressive tribe who controlled the land on both sides of the river and had prevented small groups of traders from passing without paying tribute. Lewis and Clark knew they had to deal with them since the Omaha survivors reported the Teton Sioux intended to prevent the Expedition from continuing up the river. President Jefferson had specifically instructed Lewis to make friends with the Teton Sioux; however, if Lewis recalled that order, he didn’t succeed.

September 24th: the beginning of some tense daysFirst, the Teton Sioux stole the last horse the expedition had. Efforts to get the horse back failed when three chiefs met with Lewis and Clark to hear the standard speech

promoting peace and trading. The chiefs were not impressed with the medals and presents, but being invited aboard the keelboat for some whiskey was a different story. The chiefs were “exceedingly fond of it, they took up an empty bottle, Smelted it, and made many Simple jestures and Soon began to be troublesome.”

Watercolor titled “York,” by Charles M. Russell, 1908.

This painting depicts an event that took place in March of 1805 when a Hidatsa chief spit on his finger and tried to rub the black color off Clark’s slave, York, but to no avail. York was about 30 years old and was a big, very dark, strong, agile man who had been Clark’s lifelong companion from childhood. While still a slave, York was treated as a full member of the expedition. Throughout their journey, Indians were fascinated by York and thought he was “the big Medison.” Plains Indians frequently shared their wives with strangers possessing wealth or power they didn’t have. While Expedition journals make no mention of York’s sexual activities, the 1814 narrative edition, prepared by Nicholas Biddle from the original journals, included additional information based on discussions with Captain Clark and told of a warrior who invited York to spend the night with his wife, standing guard at the door to prevent any interruptions, believing he could transfer some of York’s power to himself through his wife.

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Miss Manners By Judith Martin

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Reading while walking or at a social event; polite way to say “shut up!”

DEAR MISS MANNERS: During my student days, I was always reading — at home, in restaurants, on the subway. Even on the sidewalk.

This habit ended abruptly one day when I walked into a lamppost and apologized to it before I realized what I had run into.

GENTLE READER: Allow Miss Manners to assure you that technically, banging into a lamppost is not an etiquette violation, as you did not offend another person. Indeed, you serve as a lesson to those who multi-task, for which Miss Manners thanks you. Perhaps that will make up for the presumed lack of response on the part of your victim.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My ex-husband, his girlfriend and I recently hosted an engagement party for our daughter and her fiancée at his home. The party was lovely, and the couple thanked everyone repeatedly during and after the evening.

My daughter tells me that her father has hinted that she was rude for not bringing a hostess gift. He has recently moved into a beautiful home that is stuffed to the rafters. They have everything they could possibly want or need, and yes, I know that’s not the point of a hostess gift.

I feel that when one throws an engagement party for one’s children, no hostess gift is required. Will she be expected to give us a gift after her wedding reception, too?

Please help me defuse this situation, or enlighten me so that I may apologize for my own poor manners. (I didn’t bring a gift either.)

GENTLE READER: Is i t your ex-husband’s intention to give your daughter lessons in greed and extortion in connection with her nuptials?

Miss Manners does not seem to be able to get it across to people that asking for presents is always rude, greedy and nasty. It doesn’t matter what the occasion is, or how customary it is for presents to be given.

Certainly, your daughter owes her father and the hostess thanks for throwing the party. She does not owe him payment, either in money or in goods. And while an additional appreciative gesture — such

as flowers sent before the event — is charming, it is hardly necessary when the host is a member of the family being honored.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: How do you politely tell someone they talk much too much and should just shut up?

GENTLE READER: “Thank you; I enjoyed hearing this. Now if you’ll excuse me …”

DEAR MISS MANNERS: A co-worker invited me to her home for a potluck dinner and a pay-per-view fight. I’ve never been interested in ultimate fighting, but I happily engaged with the hosts and other guests before and after the fight.

During the fight itself, I sat quietly on a lounge chair and read a book on my e-reader. I’m not sure whether anyone noticed, or if anyone else was engaged in anything beyond eating and spectating.

My husband says it was rude to read during the fight. I say that I was sitting in the back using a non-lighted screen (so screen brightness wouldn’t have distracted others) and so therefore my behavior was fine. What do you think?

GENTLE READER: That your husband was correct. Whether or not you were caught, Miss Manners assures you that pulling out your own entertainment communicates to your hosts that you find theirs boring.

If you were invited to dinner and found the conversation not to your liking, would you do the same? You were invited to watch the fight and, as you accepted, it would have been polite at least to make the pretense of being interested in it. Or you could have found other ways to occupy yourself, perhaps freeing the hosts to watch by asking to help replenish drinks and snacks. The effect should be of looking after other people’s entertainment, not exclusively your own.

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Please send your questions to Miss Manners at her website, www.missmanners.com; to her email, [email protected]; or through postal mail to Miss Manners, Universal Uclick, 1130 Walnut St., Kansas City, MO 64106.)

Underscor ing how poor ly we sometimes read readers’ interests, the first event finished with 133 entries from as close as Commerce Avenue to as far away as Bangkok, Thailand, and its popularity has grown each year since! At the moment then, Sue is happy, CRR’s reputation remains intact, and my kiosk on Waikiki beach remains shuttered.

B u t r e a l i z i n g how f rag i le my reputation is at CRR, I’m pleading now for all haiku poets in the region, real or imagined, to support our Seventh Haiku Fest. Here are this year’s rules:

• W h i l e w e recognize that haiku has evolved into a poetry form where line and syllable counts are blurred in some circles, we maintain the traditional format, i.e., first line five syllables, second line seven syllables, third line five syllables.

•The HaikuFest is free and open to all.

•We will accept entries in two categories: Classic (nature-based with extra points given for Pacific Northwest and Columbia River flavors); and Pop (free spirit, humorous, contemporary). The “Publisher’s Citation,” a separate award, will spotlight one selection made by — surprise! — the publisher.

•Each participant may submit up to five previously unpublished haiku. All entries become the property of CRR.

Gary Meyers grew up in Longview and now lives in Honolulu. He is the founder of CRR’s annual haiku contest and an occasional contributor of one-of-a-kind stories.

Here are a couple of entries from previous events to get creative juices flowing:

TraditionalDusk settles on pondWisps of fog creep from the woodsLoons trumpet their song.

PopNew phenomenonTeens running into lamp polesCell phones found at scene.

• E n t r i e s c a n b e s u b m i t t e d electronically (the preferred method) to [email protected] (please put “CRR HaikuFest entry” in the subject line) or by snail mail to Gary Meyers, 3045 Ala Napuaa Place #1406, Honolulu, HI 96818.

•Judges will be the same group distinguishing itself in previous years. They are all friends, all professionals,

all dedicated to giving each entry a thorough vetting, and all impervious, as far as I know, to bribery.

•Entries will be accepted unt i l midnight on Feb. 25, 2016, with results announced in the March 15 edition of CRR.

•Forms of recogni-tion are yet to be

determined but don’t expect Ferraris or vacations in the south of France.

Send your entries early before the judges start to doze off. With your help, the 7th Annual Haiku Fest will be the most successful yet, my byline will stay out of the CRR trashcan, and my kiosk on Waikiki beach will remain shuttered.

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The Teton Sioux put on a grand pageant and feastThat evening they performed a scalp dance (with scalps from a recent raid against the neighboring Omaha Indians). Clark described it: “A large fire made in the Center, about 10 musitions playing on tamberins made of hoops & skin stretched, long sticks with Deer & Goats Hoofs tied So as to make a gingling noise and many others of a similar kind,

those men began to Sing & Beet on the Tamboren, the women Came forward highly Deckerated in their way, with the Scalps an Trofies of war of ther father Husbands Brothers or near Connection & proceeded to Dance the war Dance.”

While returning from the pageant, Clark’s pirogue crashed into the keelboat and broke its anchor line. Clark ordered “all hands up & at their ores” to keep the loose boat from slipping into the swift current. The Indians became alarmed by the commotion and thought they were being attacked. In no time, there were 200 warriors lined up on the bank, while the men on board had their guns loaded and aimed. Interestingly, as was the case the previous day, the Indians did not notch their arrows – doing so might have been enough to cause the crew to begin shooting. The confusion was soon resolved. Clark wrote “All prepared on board for any thing which might happen, we kept a Strong guard all night in the boat. No sleep.”

When the crew attempted to leave the next morning, the Indians once again created a tense showdown. They demanded some more tobacco before allowing the expedition to proceed. Lewis lost his temper and refused.

As they tried to cast off, a warrior grabbed the rope. Clark was not ready to repeat the previous standoffs, so he threw some tobacco to the chief while lighting the cannon’s firing taper to show he was prepared to shoot if necessary. A few more pieces of tobacco and the confrontation was over and they were once again moving upriver.

Even though they vastly outnumbered the expeditionary force, a great number of Indians would have been killed if fighting had occurred. Such a loss was too big a price to pay even if it meant they could control trade and travel on the river. Indians would not attack a well-armed and determined force. The French and Spanish traders who had preceded Lewis and Clark had been willing to pay whatever price the Indians demanded and were, thus, deemed to be weak. The Corps clearly was prepared to fight and was not afraid. The Teton Sioux knew this and were not willing to fight if their bluffs and bluster failed. Lewis and Clark had been fortunate since the entire crew would almost certainly have been killed if fighting had broken out. Such a victory would have made the Teton Sioux even more feared and would undoubtedly have changed history, since the United States would not have been able to send trading parties up the river for years afterwards. Westward expansion would have also been slowed.

The astonishing air rifleOn October 8th, the expedition reached the Arikara Nation, a tribe aligned with the Teton Sioux. Word of the encounter with the Teton Sioux reached them before Lewis and Clark arrived. Things went much better when the two sides met and Lewis gave them gifts. As usual, the keelboat cannon was fired to impress the Indians, and Lewis also fired his air rifle that “astonished them much.” But the Indians were even more amazed by one of the men in the expedition. Captain Clark had brought his slave, York, along (see painting and sidebar, page 6).

“Those Indians wer much astonished at my servent, They never Saw a black man before, all flocked around him & examined him from top to toe, he made him Self more terrible in their view than I would have wished him to Doe… telling them that before I cought him he was wild & lived upon people, young children was verry good eating. Showed them his Strength &c. &c.”

Another court-martial took place on October 13th. John Newman

was sentenced to 75 lashes and was banished from the party. His crime? He had “uttered repeated expressions of a highly criminal and mutinous nature.” The Arikara chief was horrified by the whipping, since his people “never whiped even their Children, from their burth.” Newman would be allowed to stay with the crew, along with Moses Reed who had been expelled earlier for desertion, and sent back to St. Louis in the spring. To do otherwise would have meant certain death.

Slow goingThe men had covered 1,300 miles in the first six months, an average of only 7 miles per day. They had hoped to get much further, but had underestimated the effects of the rapidly flowing Missouri River. On October 14th, the group spent their first night in present-day North Dakota. Progress remained slow as they fought the rain, wind, and cold. Fortunately, elk and bison herds were plentiful, but several of the creeks flowing into the Missouri were brackish enough to act as a laxative on anyone drinking from them. A grizzly bear was encountered on October 20th, but efforts to kill it proved futile.

Snow began falling on October 21st, five days before they reached the first Mandan village at the mouth of the Knife River. White men were nothing new to the Mandans since French and British fur trappers had been trading with them for many years. As had been the case with many Indian encounters along the way, however, York intrigued the Mandans. The next day, Lewis visited the second Mandan village. Besides these two villages, there were three Hidatsa villages near the Knife River. With a total population of about 4,500 in the area, this was where the Corps wanted to spend the winter. Without the help of the Indians, it is doubtful the Expedition could have survived the winter facing them.

A council was held with members of the Mandan, Hidatsa, and Arikara tribes on “a fair fine morning after Brackfast.” As usual, members of the Corps wore their dress uniforms, firing their guns and performing drills to impress the Indians. They also demonstrated wonders such as magnets and Lewis’ air gun. The captains gave their standard speech about how the land was now ruled by the United States government, and that the Great Father (Thomas Jefferson) wanted peace among all Indian nations. Furthermore, Jefferson wanted the Indians to quit trading with Great Britain. The chiefs then received numerous gifts such as uniform coats,

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With one exception, all the French boatmen hired to help get the boats up the Missouri River were discharged on November 3rd (one was enlisted as a private to replace John Newman who’d been expelled three weeks earlier). Most of the Frenchmen headed downriver, but a few decided to stay and go back with the return party in spring.

On November 4 th , Tous sa in t Charbonneau was hired as an interpreter with the understanding he would bring one of his two wives. While he had no particular skills, he had lived with the Hidatsas for five years and both of his wives were Shoshone (Snake) Indians. The captains now realized there was no water route to the Pacific; they would need to obtain horses from the Shoshone Indians to cross the Rocky Mountains in 1805, so having someone who could translate would be invaluable.

The Corps decided to build winter quarters downstream from the first Mandan village, since other potential sites lacked an adequate supply of wood. They built a triangular log stockade, with cabins along two walls, named Fort Mandan. Winter arrived in full force by mid-November when ice began to form on the Missouri, just two weeks after the Corps decided to stop. Temperatures as low as 45 degrees below zero slowed construction, and the fort wasn’t completed until Christmas.

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Next month we will learn more about the Mandan-Hidatsa villages. They were a major trade center and, during the winter months, Lewis and Clark would learn a lot about what to expect west of there as they talked to visitors.

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The second most recognizable constellation after the asterism of the Big Dipper, Orion is in full dominance of the southern night sky. The tiny cup-shaped Pleiades is leading the mighty hunter through the dark cold winter sky. In Longview’s light polluted skies, the Pleiades are a smudge of light, but outside of town the cup shape is very evident.

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The City of Longview recently hired Joseph (“Joe”) Phillips for the position of Economic Development Coordinator to boost current economic development efforts and support a positive job-creation climate to improve and ensure the economic health and vitality of Longview. “We look forward to Joe joining our community’s economic development efforts,” said Community Development Director John Brickey in a press release. Phillips brings 13 years of economic development experience, most recently serving as Aerospace Economic Development Specialist with Pierce County Department of Economic Development in Tacoma. Previously, he worked for 12 years in land use planning and GIS-related positions in western Washington and Oregon. “I am very excited about the opportunity to work for the citizens of Longview,” said Phillips. Phillips will market Longview’s commercial and industrial assets, with a strong emphasis on the undeveloped, shovel-

the warmer orange LED lights, thus reducing the glare that their cities produce in the night sky and the adverse affects on night active wildlife. Longview needs to update its nighttime lighting ordinances to the 21st century.

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This month’s astronomy lesson What is the difference between an asterism and a constellation? The Big Dipper, for example, is only a portion of the larger sky design known as the Big Bear, Ursa Major. The Big Dipper is the body and tail of the bear. (Why a bear has a long tail, I don’t know.) Ursa Major also includes a head and four feet and covers a very large section of the sky. So an asterism is a recognizable figure within a larger known figure (constellation) in the sky.

The Pleiades is an asterism, a part of the constellation Taurus the Bull. The Pleiades has been known since antiquity and is referenced in the Old Testament (Job 38:31: Canst thou bind the cluster of the Pleiades, Or loose the bands of Orion? ~AmericAn StAndArd VerSion). It is even part of design found on a Bronze-age bowl. What part of the constellation? Who knows, maybe the bug that torments the Bull? Anybody’s explanation is a good as an unknown professional one. Besides, it could make a great tale to tell on a cold winter night. Make up your own and have fun with it.

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On a trip to Longview’s Sister City, Wako, Japan, Chris Bailey (LCC President), Dave Campbell (Longview City Manager), Eileen Bergeson (Longview Sister City Commission), and Margit Brumbaugh (LCC Interational Student Program Director) renewed friendships with Wako citizens who visited Longview one year ago. They also visited the classroom of Longview native Alyssa Wittrock, an English teacher in Wako, promoted the community at Atomi University and Wako International High School, facilitated an exchange of books between Longview a n d Wa k o C i t y Libraries, continued t h e c o n n e c t i o n between Longview and Wako Rotary Clubs, visited the World Headquarters of Honda Corporation, and enjoyed staying with host families and learning about Japanese culture. See photo, page 19.


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I will be leaving to go back home very soon. I hope you would be interested in student exchange

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First, when I came to the U.S., my biggest fear was that I would come across as a foreigner. Now, I believe that I did an outstanding job integrating. However, I believe that you should ask someone else. (Editor’s note: You can ask me. Yes, Daniel adjusted well and actively participated in school, church and family life, adding a rich new dimension to our household). One thing that was really challenging was facing new situations on my own because my parents weren’t by my side to guide me.

The first day of school was also really hard for me. But once I got an overview of things I grew more self-

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Whether you are in the “new” place or back at home you do miss a lot of things — like friends and family, activity groups, landscapes, favorite foods, shopping, school classes and perhaps even your girlfriend, like I will — Ariel.

There are a lot of differences between other countries, regions and cultures. America compared to Germany is so HUGE. Plus a big country needs to feed its citizens, so there are many restaurants! One thing I appreciate is that you have freedom of speech, although I must say Donald Trump has not been exercising this responsibly.

Editor’s note: It has been the Piper Family’s pleasure to host Daniel since late August and we will be sad to say goodbye on Jan. 31. He has attended R.A.Long High School through the ISE program. For info on hosting a foreign exchange student, email NovaLee Knopp at [email protected], phone 360-957-0152, or visit iseusa.org. A similar program, ASSE (asse.com) is represented locally by Larry Anderson, 360-577-1599.

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presenting “The Towns that Became Today’s Warrenton,” on Sunday, Jan. 17 at 1pm.

Warrenton, Oregon, was incorporated in February 1899, and is a city comprised of many earlier towns and villages. These include Skipanon, Flavel, Hammond, and Fort Stevens, as well as Lexington which was the

county seat for Clatsop County until 1879, when it moved to Astoria. This illustrated talk shares some history of each of these towns as they grew and became the present city of Warrenton.

Sue Glen has compiled photos and written text for five books in Arcardia Publishing’s Images of America series including Warrenton-Hammond. Her other titles are Governors Island, Seaside: 1920-1950, Fort Stevens, and USCG Air Station and Group

Astoria. Each book features more than 200 vintage images, c a p t u r i n g o f t -forgotten bygone times and bringing to life the people, places, and events t h a t d e f i n e d a community.

Susan L. Glen has had re la t ives in the area since the 1800s. In November 1847, one relative by marriage had the original donation land claim that became the town of Hammond. Glen came to Warrenton in 1976. A former school teacher, she loves history and is very active with the Daughters of the American Revolution (DAR) and several historical and genealogical societies. Her Warrenton-Hammond book will be available for purchase during this event and Ms. Glen will host a book-signing after her talk.

More details, see Outings & Events, page 25.

Photos from top: A ship docked in Flavel; Bartholomew Kindred, the owner of the land claim that became part of Hammond; Flavel Hotel.

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When warm, wet “Pineapple Express” weather systems soak the Pacific Northwest,

residents along the North Fork of the Toutle River re-discover an unrelenting legacy of the 1980 eruption: sediment. Decades later,

second, transporting the equivalent of 172 dump truck loads of sediment through the drainage that day.

During a storm event six weeks later, on January 17, 2011, the daily discharge rate in the North Fork of the Toutle River was 4,520 cubic feet per second, transporting the equivalent of 10,477 dump truck loads of sediment through the drainage that day!

The river may only erode 20 to 30 percent of the landslide deposit that filled 14 miles of the valley floor.

Since the eruption, 13 percent of the sediment has eroded. U.S. Geological Survey scientists will continue to monitor sediment loads and the long-term effects caused by an 8-hour eruption.

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The arguing began as we packed the car to go skiing. It was 50 degrees and pouring rain at

home in Kalama. We were not exactly sure what the conditions were like at Marble Mountain Sno-Park on Mount St. Helens. The weather forecast called for a mixed bag of precipitation.

Rain or snow, I was feeling quite spontaneous and ready to accept whatever adventure came our way. However, to my partner, Austin, the mixed weather meant extra planning, precautions, and all the right gear.

I tell him that I will go alone.

He tells me that I would die out there.

It’s Sunday morning and we’re in love.

An hour and a half later, I wonder if the neighbors think that we are moving. By the look of things, we have packed every article of clothing and outdoor gear into our small SUV. I’m examining a map – drawing out our route and feeling real sorry for myself. I snap a picture of it and text it to my brother with a note saying he should hear from us when we return and instructs him to contact the authorities if he does not.

I know Austin is right.

So, I silently check that my pack is stocked with the 10 essentials (see sidebar, page 18). I reexamine the weather forecast and make sure that I have the right permits. I even actively participate in a practice emergency snow-chain installation scenario orchestrated by my one and only. And we fully erase any doubt in our neighbors’ minds about our sanity.

The drive to Marble Mountain is a foggy, rainy, mostly silent one until we turn off of Highway 503 and onto Forest Road 83. We had reached a precipice: the rain was turning into wet snow and the road was covered with ice. The tires slip and my partner smiles. We had prepared for this. We know exactly what to do.

With snow-chains successfully installed, we make our way to Marble Mountain. In the parking lot, a huge snowball fight is underway between a group

of snowmobilers and some skiers and snowshoers. It’s the first snow any of us have seen this year and we all feel like kids again.

I can’t help but think that if snowmobilers and cross-country skiers can mutually engage in such innocent play, then there is hope for the world. Hope for peace between warring parties. Hope for understanding and respect between political parties. Hope for my partner and me.

Searching for Snowand finding each other

Story and photos by Amy Renfranz

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Austin Boggs, followed by Noah, an English Pointer, and Flip, a Beagle, at Marble Mountain Sno-Park.


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We decide that the snow pack is suitable for cross county skis, and so we go for it. We stick to our pre-determined route for safety’s sake, of course, and begin the five-mile Swift Creek to June Lake Loop.

Huge snowflakes fall through the limbs of the old growth forest framing the first couple of miles of the Swift Creek Trail. We can barely see each other through the storm, but he knows that I’m up ahead and going fast down the small hills. I know that he is a stronger skier than I but that he chooses to trail behind.

I know he will be there to pick me up when I fall.

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One of two Sno-parks on Mount St. Helens’ southern side. Most of the trails are family-friendly and relatively free of avalanche terrain.

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Required PassWashington State SNO-Park Pass can be purchased ($20 Day, $40 Seasonal) online before you go (also available for $2 additional a t The P ro Shop in

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Getting ThereFrom Woodland, follow 503 east for 29 miles to Cougar. Stop to get breakfast or lunch. Continue east on 503 (becomes Forest Road 90) for 7 miles, turning left onto FR 83. Follow 83 for 6 miles to the large Marble Mountain Sno-Park (elevation 2,650 feet).

Activities Cross-country skiing, snowshoeing, snowmobiling, mountaineering (climbing permit required above 4,800 feet).

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Sniffing out treats Call the dogs, whistle for the horsesStory by Suzanne Martinson • Photos by Perry Piper

When I remember the fertile, flat land in Michigan where I grew

up, so many smells awaken my senses. This is where I once dipped a metal, two-pound Maxwell House coffee can — our measuring cup — into the grain bin. Out wafted the pungent odor of oats fresh from the field. This was just dessert for the deserving — my Palomino mare, Lady. She never looked up until she had cleaned her wooden grain box, gathering every last oat with her tongue.

At the opposite end of our big red barn, two shifts of eight Guernsey cows waited outside the milking parlor, lured by their twice-a-day scoop of grain. We called it simply “ground feed,” an earthy combination of corn and oats grown on the farm.

Ground feed smelled almost as good as fresh-baked bread, but the best mouth-watering smell of all filled the milking parlor on the days that Dad cooked navy beans for our fawn-and-white cows. I wanted those beans. I begged for a bowl.

Dad, plopping a pile of beans in front of each cow’s stanchion, shook his head. “These beans might smell good, Lefty, but they don’t taste like your mother’s. Hers are delicious because she adds brown sugar (a whole box per batch), salt (a handful), and side pork (at least a pound).”

And that was the closest Dad ever got to giving me a recipe.

Changes, alwaysTechnological change may come to farming, but one thing does not change: the animals are fed first, before the family sits down to eat.

The dairy cows and our four horses shared the same main dish — alfalfa hay and clover. When I was growing up, the hay arrived in the mow (rhymes with bow, as in bow-wow) in round bales. By the time I left for college, bales were square and when we cut the orange binder twine that held a

bale together, the hay fell into separate square leaves. When I graduated, the farm was back to round bales, but these were so

large they were wrestled out of the hayfield with a forklift propelled by a John Deere tractor.

For the uninitiated, the side pork in Mom’s baked beans was similar

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Although pork was my father’s favorite meat, he never raised hogs on our farm, after an unfortunate incident when he was a teenager. Like a savvy stockbroker, his grandfather urged him to diversify.

So Dad invested in some lambs, who were turned out with the hogs (they’re hogs, my ag college boyfriend insisted; only city people call them pigs). Early one morning, Dad went out to feed his sweet little sheep, and found the hogs had killed them all. Our father was always a softy when it came to animals,

and he never went into the painful details of that disaster, but it seems the hogs got a taste of blood and rampaged through the whole flock.

Mayhem is waitingAll is not perfect on the farm. A

prize heifer can overturn the water bucket or fracture its shoulder, a beloved dog can die chasing cars. A horse can buck you off. My horse

bit the hired man, then went after my 4-H leader.

And the first thing any sweet-smelling animal does when it leaves the wash rack at the county fair is look for a pile of manure to lie down in. Cowpies, we called them. Step lively among the horse biscuits, too.

Farm children are not immune to optimism. So if the navy beans drowned in the field, we held onto the hope of a better sugar beet crop.

Hard work doesn’t hurt. My dad delighted in standing at the bottom of the stairs and calling, “Lefty, get out of that lazy bed, the hired man’s kids

have been out in the field for an hour,” then sweetly, “I’ve got

your hoe sharpened.”

I’ve never forgotten how sunburned and sticky I got

hoeing, but when I showed my parents my blisters at dinner,

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Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Line two large baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone baking mats. Set aside.

In a large bowl, gently mix the peanut butter, milk and egg together with a large spoon or spatula. (I used a handheld mixer.) Switch to a whisk to make sure no lumps remain. Add the flour and baking powder. You may need to turn the dough out onto the counter and use your hands to work in the flour.

Mix in the oats and chopped bacon. (I used two pieces of thick-sliced bacon; finely chopped is best.) The dough is extremely thick and heavy. Using a rolling pin, roll the dough into ¼-inch thickness. Cut into shapes, using a cookie cutter or knife (I used a bone-shaped cutter plus, for whimsy’s sake, a cat,).

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wheelbarrow was driven to the manure pile, it was time for playful teasing. Holsteins give more milk, Guernsey milk has more cream.

“Your cow hardly gives a lick of milk,” a boy with a Holstein cow would say.

A Guernsey girl like me would counter: “Holstein milk is so thin that we use it to wash out our milking machines,”

With trash talk like that, a water fight was sure to spring up. It wasn’t until I grew up, married, and had a teenage girl of my own that I realized adolescent foreplay didn’t get much better than that. Of course, the danger was that the teens might end up in the haymow.

The idea of an assignation in the mow, a soft spot in the straw, appealed to my high school sweetheart, though we climbed the ladder into the mow only once. On the farm, where’s there work to be done everywhere, there’s no place to hide. When Dad walked by that afternoon, he noticed the lights were left on.

He stepped onto the barn floor, one story below the haymow, and called, “Is anybody here? Lefty?”

No answer, not even a giggle. Dad switched off the lights, pulled the barn’s sliding doors closed, and walked away. A couple of kisses, a dark, scary climb down the ladder, and the proverbial roll in the hay was not to be. I can still smell that alfalfa.

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Creating these treats would be a fun project with children

Peppermint Horse Muffins1 small/mini muffin tin (mine makes 24)3 cups flour3 cups uncooked oats (oatmeal)1 cup brown sugar1 ½ cups water, add more as needed¾ cup molasses1 bag round peppermints

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix all together as well as you can, not leaving any loose material in mixing bowl. Add water or molasses as needed. You can make them darker if you want, your

choice. Scoop t h e m i n t o your min i muffin tin and bake for about 15 to 20

m i n u t e s , until they are

not mooshy to the touch. While they are baking, take your peppermints and a hammer and break in half softly. (I had better luck breaking the candy in two by lightly pounding a chisel with a hammer.) As soon as you pull the muffins out of the oven, quickly place the peppermint halves onto the muffins, so when they cool, they cool with the peppermint, making the peppermint stick solidly inside so it doesn’t fall off.

Tester’s note: I experimented with silicon, nonstick and greased aluminum mini muffin pans. Differences were negligible. Each pan made 12 mini

muffins; the recipe made 48 horse treats.

~ Both recipes from Marleen Cowie, New York Palomino

Horse Breeders of America in “Cooking for Gold: Blue Ribbon Recipes from our Members.” Palomino Horse Breeders o f Ame r i ca , Tu l sa , Oklahoma.

Even a toddler could help mix the Peppermint Horse Muffins — they

are all hands-on. With the little ones, there will be flour flying, but a preteen handy with a hammer might chop the peppermint candies. Here’s how: Lay the candy on a cutting board, hold the chisel upright in the center of the peppermint, and with a hammer lightly tap the top of the chisel. The candy should break in two. Horses love peppermint.

Each muffin gets a peppermint half, and pressing them into each muffin is great fun. The muffins pop right out of the

muffin tins. Some supermarkets consider red and white peppermints a holiday specialty only; mine came from Target.

The peanut butter and bacon dog treats were a big hit. Next time I would cut the bacon into much smaller pieces, as the large chunks tended to stick out of the bone-shaped treat. Of course, what puppy could ignore that?

The recipe suggests refrigerating or freezing the dog treats. The horse “muffins”are more shelf-stable. So call the dog, whistle to the horse, and treat yourself to some fun on a dark winter day.

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‘Find a way.’

The New Year is here. Are you ready to get the most out of life and practice a healthier lifestyle?

Here is a story to inspire you.

Six years ago at the age of 29, John Howerton was at a crossroads. No job, a faltered relationship, and a couple of deaths in the family had led to depression. Suffering from chronic sinusitis, allergies, arthritis in several joints, past physical injuries, awful eating habits, a daily cocktail of medications, and a rather sedentary lifestyle due to chronic fatigue, it was time for change. And that change was nutrition. John made a pact with himself to regain his health. Focusing on eating whole foods, he set an overly-ambitious goal to compete in a Seattle area half-Ironman triathlon, a sport he knew nothing about. A few months later with a little improvement in fitness, John heard online of a race called “Ultraman.” Having no idea of the existence of a race longer than the infamous “IRONMAN” in Hawaii, John decided that his original goal must be re-assessed, and that he must reach to achieve the impossible.

2010 marked improvements in John’s health. No longer on any medications, he started to feel the impossible might be attainable. It was not a matter of if it was possible to compete in the most difficult endurance feat, it was going to be a matter of when.

In 2011 John took a leap of faith. He resigned from a secure job at Sutinen Consulting in Longview and sold all his possessions, except a bike he had recently purchased. Packing a few clothes into a small Camelbak backpack, he moved to Hawaii, the home of Ultraman. He had been weighing his options to make the major life change a reality. Worldwide Workers on Organic Farms (WWOOF) was the vehicle that allowed John, with little money and a strong resolve for change, to pursue his dream. WWOOF hosts offer food, accommodations, and the opportunity to travel abroad in exchange for physical labor. John moved to Kona, Hawaii, to work full

time as a volunteer at a coffee farm and B&B, armed with a dream to pursue a healthy lifestyle through athletics, with a goal of conquering the race of all races, Ultraman, a 321-mile triathlon circumventing the island of Hawaii.

Up to this point, John did not swim and could not run more than a mile without pain. Not concerned with potential obstructive details, John figured he’d learn to swim when he got to Hawaii and continue to do what he could to get in shape.

Change is never easy, it takes the willingness to fail and pick oneself back up. Two steps forward, one step backward, but always putting one foot in front of the other moving forward. John continued to change his diet, basing his calories around plants and replacing other foods with as many fresh fruits and vegetables as he could. He no longer shopped in the middle of the supermarket, but chose to reach for the foods that would provide the

highest nutrition for performance and a healthier body and mind. Health did not happen overnight, but one day at a time. As he began to feel better, his physiological and psychological health improved.

In years past, in John’s hometown of Kelso Washington, his main source of exercise was motocross riding, largely fueled by adrenaline, not fitness. His main activity after moving to Hawaii became road cycling, not only as his main exercise, but also his mode of transportation. Practice and training became a way of life. Commuting on the bike removed any need for “motivation” and replaced it with “action.” Success comes from action!

In 2012, a little over a year after his move to Hawaii, the opportunity of

a lifetime came. John was asked to be one of two crew members for the 6-time Ultraman World Champion during the 2012 race. An inspiring yet humble role model, Alexandre Ribeiro of Brazil, planted the seed deep within John that his dream was attainable, if he was willing to put in the work and the time.

Crewing for Alexandre in 2013, the dream crystallized for John and he began the process of qualifying races. In 2013 he entered his first triathlon, a Half Ironman distance triathlon where he finished 8th overall. Next was the 70.3-mile Hono Ironman: a 1.2-mile swim, 56-mile bike, and 13.1-mile run.

Competing against 1,936 athletes on a borrowed bike,

John placed 22nd in his division and inside the top 10 percent, 146th overall. This moment would propel him to reach harder for his dream of becoming a world-class athlete.

Thirteen more races quickly followed. He stepped up his training and entered the 2014 Iron Mango, a full IRONMAN distance race of 140.6 miles: 2.4-mile swim, 112-mile bicycle ride, and a 26.2-mile run. He placed second.

Five years had now passed. John now had the volunteer experience and qualifying races to apply for the Ultraman waiting list. This is an invitation-only race, where each athlete is pre-screened. Only 40 athletes from around the world are

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Journey to a healthier lifestyle spawns world-class ultra endurance athlete

~ John Howerton

By Joan Tolby, mother of John Howerton

“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you’ve imagined.” ~ Henry David Thoreau

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John Howerton in action. Courtesy photos.


invited. John applied in April and was selected in September as one of the 40 athletes to compete in the November Championship event. Unfortunately, 2014 was full of obstacles, including being hit by a car after the Iron Mango race, which slowed down training. With less than 12 weeks before Ultraman, John pushed to get back in shape. As the least experienced, and one of the youngest, John placed 21st, or middle of the pack, in the 2014 event.

Fast forward to 2015……. with a championship finish under his belt, John was again accepted to compete in the Ultraman World Championships. The endurance feat is matched by few others. The ultra-endurance race covers 321 miles: a point to point ocean swim of 6.2 miles, and a bike of 271.4 miles (with an elevation gain of 17,000 feet). After two grueling days of swimming and cycling, the athletes then round out a third day with a double marathon run of 52.4 miles.

In November 2015, 10 countries were represented, with 11 Americans; 37 of 40 athletes started, 31 finished. John placed 4th amongst the Americans and 17th overall, with an improvement of one hour 23 minutes over last year. His swim improved by 26 minutes. Cycling challenged the athletes with heavy winds and rain. At the top

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of the mountains, the sustained 45-mph winds pinned one athlete against a guard rail. Conditions along the course caused two other athletes to crash, with one being life-flighted from the island. Beginning temperatures started at 75, reaching well into the 90s, with surface temperatures hovering around 110-120 by the run’s mid-point. John improved his double marathon time by an impressive one hour and 46 minutes, resulting in him being the top athlete runner from Hawaii, proudly carrying the Hawaiian flag over the finish line.

Ultraman pushes the human body and will to the limits. John has already begun preparing for 2016, placing first in a 18-mile mountain run, less than three weeks after Ultraman.

A small town boy with the will to succeed conquered and achieved his dream. While a goal of becoming a world-class ultra endurance athlete may not be the dream for everyone, John is an example that changing one’s lifestyle can achieve a healthier, fulfilling life. Every goal begins with a first step (action), the willingness to fail, and the belief that with persistence, hard work, and some sacrifice, you can succeed.

In the words of John Howerton: “Find a way!”

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John Howerton now mentors people from all around the world. For more information or to contact him, visit http://JohnHowerton.info or one of his social media accounts links from his website.

Joan Tolby is an occasional CRR contributor and a c c o m p l i s h e d writer, obviously and ju s t i f i ab l y proud of her son’s accomplishments. CRR congratulates them both.

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As I watch the gentle snow coming down outside my window, I am thinking of

disaster. Snow is fairly rare in our neck of the woods, rare enough that most of us count it as a welcome novelty, a break from the drizzle and the downpour. We live in an area that is remarkably free of weather disaster, unlike our Southern brothers who must batten down the hatches to prepare for hurricane season, or our northern and eastern cousins who shovel mountains of snow each winter and must carefully negotiate their use of the roadways. Except for the rare volcano or landslide or flood, we live fairly free of weather worries or calamity concerns.

At least we did. Recently we discovered that we are sitting on a time bomb virtually certain to go off sometime in the next 50-100 years. Folks, we are due for the BIG ONE. It’s called the Cascadia subduction zone, and it is no small matter.

We sit astride two continental plates pushing against one another. One, the oceanic plate, is sliding under (subducting) the continental plate. As they move, the oceanic one gets hung up. But eventually, when the pressure builds to the breaking point, it will grind under the continental plate, and like a giant spring, it will release all that energy in a massive earthquake. Very much like Japan’s in 2011 and unlike anything we’ve experienced since 1700.

Just folklore?Since that is before written history, all we have to remind us of the event are Indian stories passed down by the survivors. We didn’t pay any attention to those stories until

someone noticed that they (surprise, surprise!) correlated precisely with current geologic evidence that has only recently been uncovered.

Thankfully, we are some distance from the coast, which some experts are calling “toast” when Cascadia comes, primarily because of the massive tsunami that will be unleashed. But they are also predicting huge migrations of survivors moving inland.

We will be picking up the pieces ourselves; are we ready to welcome our neighbors? Most of Longview rests on fill — remember, Longview was a swamp when R.A.Long dreamed of his planned city —and any building in the lower elevations will be subject to “liquefaction,” where the soil basically turns into a liquid. A few buildings, such as St. John’s hospital, have been retrofitted to prepare, but nearly all of our emergency services are housed in buildings not likely to survive intact.

Are you ready? Our recent experience with flooding and landslides should be a wakeup call for all of us. Do you have a gallon of water per person (and pet) per day for two to three weeks? Do you have a two-week supply of food that doesn’t require water or cooking? Do you have flashlights and batteries? Blankets and/or sleeping bags? A tent? Do you have a first aid kit? Do you have an outdoor barbecue or camp stove with propane or charcoal for cooking? Do you have cash on hand in the event ATMs are not working? Are you familiar with your neighbors? Do you have a family plan for contact? Do you have a cell phone charger for your car for when the power is out?

If you are thinking you will just call emergency services if you have no food or water, think again. They are going to have far more important things to deal with than your discomforts. If you are thinking, “Well, I’ll just make a trip to Target and pick up the things I need,” think again. In these days of JIT (“Just In Time” inventory management system), stores stock very little beyond what is on the shelf, and if 20,000 people are suddenly looking for a generator, probably 19,900 of

Are you ready? Recent landslides and flooding should be wakeup call to prepare

The Big One is DueCascadia Earthquake

By Kate Packard

Kate Packard worked in the timber industry prior to her retirement. She enjoys reading,

ga rden ing and healthful cooking. She moved from the Oregon coast to care for her mother, Dorothy P a c k a r d , i n Longv i ew and sings in the LCC Community Choir.cont page 23


Outings & Events

Performing & Fine ArtsMusic, Art, Theatre, Literary

Broadway Gallery Artists co-op. Featured artists, Jan: Susan Supola (mixed media), Renee Bliss Anderson (sculpture), Ray Cooper (paintings); Feb: Beth Bailey (paintings), Terry Strehiou (paintings & pottery), Betty Jurey (egg art). Annual Studio Clearance Sale Jan 25–Feb 6. Year-round art classes for all ages. Call for info. Gallery hours: Mon-Sat 10-5:30. 1418 Commerce, Longview, Wash. 360-577-0544.

McThreads Wearable Art/Lord and McCord ArtWorks One-of-a-kind wearable art. January feature: Felted hats. Open Tues-Sat 11-4pm. 1206 Broadway, Longview, Wash. 360-261-2373 or mcthreadswearableart.com.

Teague’s Interiors & Gallery Artwork by local artists in the gallery. 10–5:30 M–F, 10–3 Sat. Call for more info: 360-636-0712. 1267 Commerce Ave, Longview, Wash.

Tsuga Gallery Fine arts and crafts by area artists. Thurs-Sat 11–5. 70 Main Street, Cathlamet, Wash. 360-795-0725.

Columbia Theatre for the Performing Arts Various upcoming shows. See ad, page 18.

FIRST THURSDAY • Feb. 4Downtown LongviewBroadway Gallery Reception, 5:30-7:30pm. Appetizers, wine. Acoustic guitar.1418 Commerce Ave. www.the-broadway-gallery.com

Teague’s Gallery1267 Commerce Ave.360-636-0712 5:30–7:30pm.

Columbia River Reader1333 14th Ave.360-749-10215:30 – 7pmHot mulled ciderPlayer piano music, viewing of local historic postcards, from Michael Perry’s private collection.

Across the Cowlitz River:Cowlitz County Museum405 Allen Street, Kelso, Wash.360-577-31197pm “Mail order brides and ship jumpers: Immigration on the Lower Columbia,” by local author and historian Irene Martin.

Submission Deadlines Events occurring Feb. 15–Mar 20: by Jan. 25 for Feb. 15 issue. Events occurring Mar 15–April 20: by Feb. 25 for Mar 15 issue. Submissions are considered for inclusion, subject to lead time, general relevance to readers, and space limitations. See details, page 38.

HOW TO PUBLICIZE YOUR EVENT IN CRRSend your non-commercial community event’s basic info (name of event, sponsor, date & time, location, brief description and contact info) to [email protected]

Or mail or hand-deliver (in person or via mail slot) to:Columbia River Reader1333-14th AveLongview, WA 98632

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34721 Church Rd. Warren OR 97053Bring Quilts to display Thurs., Feb. 11, 10–6

Bake/Book Sale • Quilt & Gift Basket Raffles Handcrafted & Consignment Items • Kids’ Story Times Homemade Cinnamon Rolls, Soups, Sandwiches & Pies

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ChurchFriday, Feb. 12, 10-6 • Saturday, Feb. 13, 10-3

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Dr. Robert Davis, ConductorWinter Concert

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An Accidental Collector Through Jan. 31. Koth Gallery, Longview Public Library 1600 Louisiana Street, Longview, Wash. Mon-Wed 10am-8pm, Thurs-Sat 10am-5pm. 360-441-5300.

Northwest Voices Robert Michael Pyle author and poet celebrating 30th anniversary of his book Wintergreen. Jan 13. Workshop 3:30-5pm, Main 145, Lower Columbia College, 1600 Maple Street, Longview, Wash. Reading 7pm, Longview Public Library, 1600 Louisiana Street, Longview, Wash.

The Art Gallery at LCC Erin Dengerink and Sarah Fagan exhibit through Jan 28. Rose Center for the Arts, 1600 Maple St., Longview, Wash. Hours: Mon, Tues 10–6, Wed-Thurs 10–4. Info: lowercolumbia.edu/gallery.

Winter Concert Southwest Washington Symphony Sun, Feb 7, 1pm (note time change) Guest Artist Scott Wright, clarinet. See ad, below.

Letters to the Editor (up to 200 words) are welcome. Longer pieces, or excerpts thereof, in response to previously-published articles, may be printed at the discretion of the publisher and subject to editing and space limitations. Items sent to CRR may be considered for publication unless the writer specifies otherwise. We do not publish letters endorsing candidates or promoting only one side of controversial issues. Name and phone number of writer must be included; anonymous submissions will not be considered.

Political Endorsements As a monthly publication serving readers in three counties, two states and beyond, we cannot print endorsements or criticism of political candidates as Letters to the Editor. Unsolicited submissions may be considered, provided they are consistent with the publication’s purpose—to help readers “discover and enjoy the good life in the Columbia River region, at home and on the road.” Advance contact with the editor is recommended. Information of general interest submitted by readers may be used as background or incorporated in future articles.

Outings & Events calendar (free listing): Events must be open to the public. Non-profit organizations and the arts, entertainment, educational and recreational opportunities and community cultural events will receive listing priority. See submission details, this page. Businesses and organizations wishing to promote their particular products or services are invited to purchase advertising.

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“I think I’ll drop everything and write poetry for HaikuFest 2016!”

Deadline: Feb. 25. See details, page 6.

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Cowlitz County Museum Ongoing exhibit: “Badges, Bandits & Booze.” Many photos on display from the early days to current times. Open Tues-Sat 10 am–4 pm. 405 Allen St, Kelso, Wash. www.co.cowlitz.wa.us/museum. Info: 360-577-3119.

Northwest Voices Author/poet Robert Michael Pyle celebrating 30th anniversary of his book Wintergreen. Jan 13. Workshop 3:30-5pm. Main 145. Lower Columbia College, 1600 Maple Street, Longview, Wash. Reading, 7pm, Longview Public Library, 1600 Louisiana Street, Longview, Wash.

The Towns that Became Today’s Warrenton by Susan Glen. Jan. 17, 1pm. “In Their Footsteps” free lecture series at Netul Room, Fort Clatsop, near Astoria, Ore. Sponsored by Lewis & Clark Nat’l Park Assn and the park. More info: 503-861-2471 or visit online: nps.gov/lewi/index.htm.. See story, page 15.

Soup-Off Sat., Jan. 30, 6–9pm. Elks Lodge Ballroom, 900 Ash St., Kelso, Wash. $50 ticket includes entertainment, appetizers, beverages and soup samplings from 10 local restaurants. Benefits Columbia Theatre for the Performing Arts. Tickets: Box Office, 1241 Vandercook Way, Longview, Wash. or call 360-575-8499 or visit columbiatheatre.com.

An Accidental Collector Through Jan 31, Koth Gallery, Longview Public Library. 10am-8pm Mon-Wed; 10am-5pm Thurs–Sat. 1600 Louisiana Street, Longview, Wash. Info: 360-441-5300

Kalama Garden Club meets first Wednesday of month. 11am. Meeting locations change monthly, for current meeting info contact Sherwood [email protected] or 360-673-2809. Visitors are welcome.

Wahkiakum County Historical Society Museum Logging, fishing and cultural displays. Open 1-4pm, Th-Sun. 65 River St, Cathlamet, Wash. For info 360-795-3954.

Appelo Archives Center Historic exhibits, Naselle-Grays River area. 1056 State Route 4, Naselle. T-Fri 10–4, Sat 10–2, or by appt. 360-484-7103. appeloarchives.org.

R Square D Dance Club Dance sessions 2nd Fri, 4th Sat. 7:30pm Plus, 8–10pm Mainstream with Rounds. $5 Admission. Craig Abercrombie, Caller. Lonnie Sykes, Cuer. Lessons every Wed. Plus 6:30–7:30pm. Basic 7:30–9:30pm. $4 adults, $2 ages 10–16. Kelso Senior Center, 106 NW 8th Ave, Kelso, Wash. Info: 360-414-5855 or www.r-square-d.info.

Longview Bridge Club Weekly duplicate bridge games Mon, 10:30am and Thurs 6:30pm, Kelso Senior Center, 106 NW 8th Ave., Kelso. New players welcome. For info or help finding a partner: Rich Carle, 360-425-0981 or [email protected].

Free Class: Smart Phone & Computer Basics by Perry Piper. Tues, Jan 19, 2pm; Mon, Feb 8, 10am. Pre-registration required. Call 360-270-0608 or email [email protected].

cont from page 23The Big One

Auditions for K-12 students:January 18 at 3:30pm at Clatskanie Mid/High School.More than 50 local students in the play.

PerformancesFriday, January 22 at 7:30pmSaturday, January 23 at 3:00pmSponsors: City of Clatskanie’s Scout Lake fund, PGA and Clatskanie Kiwanis.

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Birkenfeld TheaterClatskanie Cultural Center Saturday February 13 7:30 pm

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them are going to be out of luck. Not to mention the fact that just getting around may be very difficult.

Any bridge will be too farMost of our gasoline comes from Portland storage tanks which are also built on fill and which are not expected to survive an earthquake, so you may be restricted to walking or riding your bike. Many roadways will likely be blocked; Jennifer Engkraf, Cowlitz County’s emergency management coordinator, says all bridges, even if they are still standing, will be closed until they can be inspected and cleared for safety.

So what to do? Get ready. When my friend, Marion Metke, empties a bottle of laundry detergent, she fills it with water and puts it in her garage. You now have in your kit water for personal hygiene and it is in a container that will last much longer than the standard gallon jug of drinking water.

Jennifer recounts that upon first taking this job, she went out and bought enough water for her family and stored it. She put all her other emergency supplies on top. After two years, the water bottles disintegrated and the resulting pool of water ruined her supplies. Lesson learned.

Multiple online sites will coach you on disaster readiness. Plan a neighborhood potluck and begin talking to your neighbors; it’s likely you will be relying upon one another when disaster strikes.

In July 2015, Kathryn Schulz wrote a long piece for the New Yorker on our coming challenge (newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one). The article (and her follow-up piece on getting prepared) should be required reading for everyone. We in the Northwest have been asleep and we are by no means ready. Japan thought they were ready and we are nowhere close to where they were when they were hit. They have a long history of earthquakes so they have been preparing for a long time. They just didn’t think it could be as big as it was.

We now know that it is going to be BIG, bigger than any disaster that’s hit the Northwest since 1700. So we’d better get our heads out of the sand and do what we need to do. “Read Little House on the Prairie,” suggests Jennifer, and “learn to be self-sufficient, because when it comes, you are going to have to take responsibility for your own survival.”

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Flowers ‘n’ Fluff Coffee Shop45 E. Columbia River HwyWine Tasting, Dinner & Live Music Fridays 5:30–8:30pm. Unforgettable scones, On-the-go breakfast & lunch.Coffee Shop M-F 5:30am–6:30pm; Sat 7am–6pm; Sun 8am–6pm. 503-728-4222.

Fultano’s Pizza770 E. Columbia River Hwy Family style with unique pizza offerings, hot grill items & more! M-Sat 11am–10pm; Sun 11am–9pm. 503-728-2922

Ixtapa Fine Mexican Restaurant640 E. Columbia River HwyFine Mexican cuisine. Daily specials. The best margarita in town. Daily drink specials. Sports bar. M-Th 11am–9:30pm; Fri & Sat 11am–11:30pm; Sun 11am–9pm. 503-728-3344

Rainier

Alston Pub & Grub25196 Alston Rd., Rainier503-556-421311 beers on tap, cocktails. Open daily 11am.503-556-9753 See ad, page 25.

Conestoga Pub

Cornerstone Café102 East “A” StreetMicrobrews, wines & spiritsPrime rib Friday & Sat.Open M-F 6am–8pm; Sat-Sun 7am–8pm.503-556-8772. See ad, page 25.

Evergreen Pub & Café115-117 East 1st StreetBurgers, halibut, prime rib, full bar. 503-556-9935. See ad, page 25.

Goble Tavern70255 Columbia River Hwy. (Milepost 31, Hwy. 30)Food, beer & wine + full bar,Live music. 503-556-4090. See ad page 25.

Hometown Pizza109 E. “A” St. Take-and-bake, Delivery, To-Go and dine-in. Lunch Buffet M-F 11–2.Open daily 11am; close M-Th, Sat 9pm, Fri 10pm. 503-556-3700

Luigi’s Pizza117 East 1st Street, Rainier503-556-4213Pizza, spaghetti, burgers, beer & wine. See ad, page 25.

Kelso

Grounds for Opportunity413 S. Pacific Ave.360-703-3020 Wed–Sun 7am–3pmBreakfast and Lunch available all day.

Longview

1329 Commerce Ave., Longview (alley entrance). Fine dining, happy hour specials. wine tastings. Tu-Sat open 5pm. 360-425-2837. See ad, page 16.

Bowers Down Th-Sat 5–8

Gyros Gyros M-Tues 11–4, W-Sat 11–51338 Commerce Ave., 360-577-5658Serving Mediterranean fare for lunch and local farm fresh food for dinner. Reservations recommended for dinner.

The Carriage Restaurant & LoungeFull breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily drink special: Bloody Mary $5. $4 Breakfast Special. Homemade soup. 6am–9pm. Full bar in lounge, open 6am. 1334 12th Ave. 360-425-8545

Locally roasted espresso, fine teas, fresh pastries daily, smoothies, beer & wine, homemade soups. Breakfast and lunch. 1333 Broadway. 360-425-7700 See ad, page 16.

Country Folks Deli1329 Commerce Ave., Longview. Open for lunch and dinner. 360-425-2837.

Hop N Grape924 15th Ave., LongviewM–Th 11am–8pm; Fri & Sat 11am–9pm; Sun 11am–7pm. BBQ meat slow-cooked on site. Pulled pork, chicken brisket, ribs, turkey, salmon. World-famous mac & cheese. 360-577-1541 See ad page 12.

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1210 Ocean Beach Hwy., Longview Fish & chips, burgers, more. Beer & wine. 360-577-7972

1260 Commerce Ave. Family Dining 11–9, Breakroom Bar 11am–midnight. American comfort food.Full bar. 360-703-3904.

The Original Pietrio’s Pizzeria614 Commerce Ave., Longview. 18 varieties of pizza. Salad bar, Lunch buffet all-you-can-eat. Beer & wine. Mon-Fri open 11am, Sat-Sun 12 Noon. 360-353-3512.

Porky’s Public House561 Industrial Way, LongviewSlow-roasted prime rib Fri & Sat, flat iron steaks, 1/3-lb burgers, fish & chips. 31 draft beers. Full bar. 360-636-1616. See ad, page 16.

Ice cream, old-fashioned milkshakes, sundaes, local coffee healthy lunches, Fun atmosphere in The Merk. 1339 Commerce. 360-423-4986. See ad, page 9.

Teri’s 3225 Ocean Beach Hwy, Longview. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fine dining, with specials, fresh NW cuisine. Happy Hour. Full bar. 9am–9pm, Mon–Sat 8am–9pm. Closed Sundays. 360-577-0717. See ad page 20.

Fresh-roasted coffee, snack and pastries. 1335 14th Ave., M-F 9am–4pm, Sat-Sun 9am–4pm. 360-232-8642

New location: 931 Ocean Beach Hwy (Inside seating plus drive-thru). M-F 6am–8pm, Sat-Sun 8am–8pm.360-232-8642. See ad, page 9.

Castle RockParker’s Restaurant & Brewery1300 Mt. St. Helens Way. Exit 49 off I-5. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. Burgers, hand-cut steak; seafood and pasta. Restaurant opens 8am, Lounge 12 Noon. Closed Monday. 360-967-2333

St. HelensBertucci’s2017 Columbia Blvd., St. HelensMon–Fri 9–5; Sat 10–4.Breakfast sandwiches, deli sandwiches, espresso, chocolates. See ad, page 2.

Sunshine Pizza & Catering 2124 Columbia Blvd.Hot pizza, cool salad bar.Beer & wine. 503-397-3211See ad, page 10.

Scappoose

Fultano’s Pizza51511 SE 2nd. Family style with unique pizza offerings, hot grill items & more! “Best pizza around!”M–Th, Sat 11am–10pm; Fri 11am–11pm; Sun 11am–9pm. Full bar service ‘til 11pm Fri & Sat. Deliveries in Scappoose. 503-543-5100.

Ixtapa Fine Mexican Restaurant33452 Havlik Rd. Fine Mexican cuisine. Daily specials. The best margarita in town. Daily drink specials. M-Th 11am–9:30pm; Fri & Sat 11am–11:30pm; Sun 11am–9pm. 503-543-3017

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The Oak Tree 1020 Atlantic Ave., Woodland. Full lunch, breakfast and dinner menu. Fresh from scratch cooking. Great happy hour menu. Sun 7am–9pm, M-Th 8am–9pm, Fri-Sat 7am–10pm. 360-841-8567


By Perry PiperInformer

Technology

Tech highlights of 2015Soylent UpdateA few issues ago, I wrote about Soylent, the liquid meal-replacement food of the future. I’ve since purchased their two products and this is my quick overview of the experience.

Soylent was designed to be the staple food you’ll always have on hand. But not even Soylent’s creator, Rob Rhinehart, 26, consumes the mixture for every meal because he enjoys going out on the town frequently. To him, food shouldn’t be what we eat to live, but rather what we live to eat.

Soylent provides a shippable source of affordable, quick and healthful food which I’ve come to love for breakfast or when I’d otherwise be eating junk food. Unlike typical flavored protein shakes that began to revolt me with their overly sweet flavors, Soylent has a neutral taste that never gets old. It might taste strange at first, but it’s something you don’t notice after the second day.

Because I eat much more slowly than others, this kind of quick fix to hunger is something I’ve been craving.

Soylent is not a weight loss or special diet product, nor does it make any health claims beyond getting your required human nutrients on the 2000 calorie recommended daily level.

Soylent 1.5 powder costs $216 per month. Soylent 2.0 tastes better, but this is far more filling. One week samples are $54 and first-time buyers get a free pitcher and scooper.

Soylent 2.0 runs $348/month, smells like a bowl of cheerios and tastes like almond milk. Two day samples are $29. It’s available online at www.soylent.me.

If you don’t have time or interest in shopping, preparing or cooking traditional food, or if you eat as slowly as I do, or rely on fast food or junk food, I’d recommend trying Soylent. Our German exchange student, Daniel, likes Soylent even better than chocolate.

SpaceX Reusable Rocket In just under 20 minutes on Dec. 21, we saw the future in the making as the Falcon 9 Rocket blasted off, deployed 11 satellites and then landed again. It was as if we were watching a computer animation rather than reality itself.

We heard the crowd there cheer ever louder with each mission milestone. Elon Musk said that pending rocket damage assessment, these reusable rockets will reduce space expenses by as much as 100 fold! The fuel for these missions is only $200,000, whereas the rocket itself is tens of millions and is usually destroyed completely. Until now. Musk’s long term goal is to lower the price of tickets to Mars to only $500,000 so that people can move to the red planet in order to colonize it. It looks like sometime this century humanity will once again embark for the new world. But rest easy knowing that’s a round trip ticket.Drones and FAA RegulationSince about a million more Americans unwrapped drones of various types this holiday, the FAA now requires anyone with one weighing half a pound or more to register for $5. Film hobbyists will take their scenes to traditionally helicopter levels. Commercial delivery drones will soon be delivering on-demand first aid kits and packages to anywhere you are. Japan is already looking into police drone squads to catch illegal drones with nets. This new market is exploding into a multi-billion dollar industry complete with racing leagues and various autonomous possibilities. Drones are going to expand our way of thinking about not just looking forward, but looking up.

AI and Voice RecognitionKeeping with Moore’s Law that computer power tends to double every 12-18 months, our Siris, Cortanas, Alexas and Google Nows jumped in capability once more. Microsoft has launched its Cortana digital assistant on every platform now, so you can experience her for yourself on iPhone or Android. Expect each of these to grow from the bumbling idiots they are now into full fledged coworker-like friends that are actually helpful instead of requiring you to constantly reference the command list cheat sheet. Most of the assistants can be activated by calling their name, usually combined with some other keyword.

Alexa on Amazon’s Echo is actually a totally hands-free, voice-activated computer. Think of it as a basic tablet without a touchscreen. Set reminders, check the news or get step-by-step cooking guides while preparing food

with your hands. Currently, these digital assistants tend to lean on simple “if, else” commands. This just means the machine listens for certain phrases, responds accordingly and always falls back on, “sorry, can you repeat that?” if it gets lost. The new buzzword here is machine or deep learning.

Our computers will be able to actually hear what we are saying, no matter our speaking style or accent, and give us relevant answers by scouring the web or simply changing device settings for

us so that we’re not digging through menus or calling customer service. The near-future of all this is that screens may be vanishing in favor of Zero UI — computers without screens, keyboards or mice at all — where technology seemingly disappears and the only thing to consider is our new friend helping us with the shopping list.

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CRR’s graphic designer/IT manager Perry Piper is an active member of Encouraging Words Toastmasters and is learning computer programming in his spare time.


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Barry Goldwater: The consummate conservative. That’s how many

Americans have judged him, but after visiting his memorial in Paradise Valley, Arizona, I am astounded by his lifetime goals, passions, hobbies, military service and devotion to his country.

The focal point of The Memorial – a charming park on the corner of Lincoln and Tatum in this Phoenix suburb — is a 1.5-times-life-size bronze statue of Mr. Goldwater, surrounded by desert plantings, a pedestrian path and rock and metal plaques highlighting his service, awards and notable quotes.

Goldwater grew up in Phoenix and attended the University of Arizona for a year before taking over the family business, Goldwater Department Stores, upon his father’s death. He joined the Republican Party, promoted innovative business practices and opposed the New Deal because it promoted labor unions. He and his wife had three children, including Barry Goldwater, Jr., who became a member of the U.S. House of Representatives when his dad was a U.S. Senator — the first such father-son combo.

At the start of World War II, Barry Goldwater received a reserve commission in the United States Air Force’s Ferry Command. His entire war experience was spent flying from the U.S. to India via Azores and North Africa, or South America, including flying “the hump” over the Himalayas to the Republic of China.

After the war, Goldwater was instrumental in establishing the Air Force Academy and served on their Board of Visitors – a visitor center in Colorado Springs, Colorado, is named in his honor. As a colonel he founded the Arizona Air National Guard and would desegregate it two years before the other military forces. He remained in the Air National Guard and retired as command pilot with the rank of Major General, having flown 165 different types of aircraft.

His special interests also included running the Colorado River through Grand Canyon and as an oarsman on the Nevill’s commercial river trip. His daily journal of the Grand Canyon journey included his photos and a 209-page volume published as Delightful Journey.

After service on the Phoenix City Council and major efforts to revive the Republican party of Arizona, he was elected to the U.S. Senate, serving 1953–1965 and 1969–1987. His run for President in 1964 was obliterated by the landslide victory of Lyndon Johnson. During Goldwater’s Senate years, he was Chairman of Senate Armed Services committee and Senate Intelligence

committee. He was also heavily involved in the Republican National Committee.

Throughout his life he was devoted to his hobby of amateur radio operator and is remembered for his many hours devoted to helping servicemen talk to families over the Military Affiliate System. Goldwater’s famous collection of Kachina Dolls is now in the Heard Museum in Phoenix. He was also an amateur photographer and his estate included some 15,000 images following much of his career. He died in 1998.

My favorite of the numerous quotes shown at the Memorial: “Our responsibility in this hostile world is to defend successfully the concept of human freedom from every assault – idealogical, or military.” This man was much more than just a conservative politician.

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Dr. Bob Blackwood, professor emeritus of the City Colleges of Chicago, is the co-author, along with Dr. John Flynn, of the just-published book Everything I Know about Life I Learned from James Bond. Blackwood lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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The end of any year brings a bundle of new film releases.

J. J. Abrams’ “Star Wars: The Fo rce Awakens” (MPAA: PG-k13) is the fiscal bonanza, making $248 million in its first weekend in the U.S. — enough to cover the estimated $200 million production cost. As of early January, it has brought in $1.51 billion worldwide. It may bring in an estimated $2 billion in the first release of this first film in the new “Star Wars” trilogy. Most critics are raving about the film.

I think it is the finest action film for adolescents ever made—lots of action, wonderful cinematography, a John Williams score, and, with Daisy Ridley as Rey, a female action star who overshadows the men in the film. It didn’t have a moment of serious thought which we used to have in

some of the “Star Wars” films. There are two other films like it coming. If you like action — and I do — you’ll get it, but in the past, sometimes we got just a bit more.

I don’t care much for soap operas, but, if I did, I would certainly recommend David O. Russell’s “Joy” (MPAA: PG-13). Jennifer Lawrence is the young Joy Mangano whose invention, despite her family’s opposition, leads her to the leadership of her family. Bradley Cooper plays her professional ally. Her divorced father (Robert De Niro) tries to exploit her; her mother (Virginia Madsen) is a hopeless whiner. Isabella Rossellini is a rich shrew, who her father wants to marry. And Elisabeth Röhm is the sister who tries to steal Joy’s thunder. But, despite her tears, Joy triumphs.

If you liked Martin Scorsese’s “The Wolf of Wall Street,” you may like Adam McKay’s “The Big Short” (MPAA: R) with Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, and Brad Pitt. This is a true story. A few clever fellows on the fringes of Wall Street did good research and saw in 2007 that the packages of mortgage bonds contained not only the “A” level mortgage-buyers but also a huge percentage of “C” level mortgage-buyers who were very marginal. Why? Because the salesmen only made money if they sold mortgages.

At first, the banks and security agencies tried to stop the clever fellows from buying financial securities which would pay off if the banks’ mortgage bonds failed by hiking the cost of the fellows’ securities. But it was too late. Everything and everyone failed in the 2008 slump, except these clever fellows. The result? The taxpayers, you and I, paid billions to the banks for their bad

decisions.

Steve Carrell and Christian Bale steal a lot of scenes. It is a good, fast-moving film with a wicked sense of humor.

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Kylo-Ren (Adam Driver) and storm troopers hunt for Rey (Daisy Ridley) and other rebels in “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” Photo: Walt Disney

As Joy, Jennifer Lawrence just fight both her family and established entrepreneurs to rise from poverty to great wealth in ‘Joy.’ Photo: Fox Pictures

Two c l ev e r f e l l ows (played by Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling) meet in ‘The Big Short.’ Photo: Paramount Pictures

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The motto, “Be prepared,” is good advice for more than Boy Scouts. When I left home on

Dec. 9th to drive to a meeting near the Portland Airport, I didn’t anticipate the predicament I would encounter.

I knew something was wrong when oncoming traffic in all three lanes on I-5 North was at a standstill from Woodland to Vancouver. Confident that the Dept. of Transportation would unsnarl the bottleneck by the end of our meeting, I forged ahead.

Later I learned the problem was a landslide covering the freeway near Woodland. I still wasn’t concerned,

knowing I could always get home on Oregon’s Highway 30. Then someone at the meeting said that Highway 30 was also blocked by a landslide.

It became clear that I would need to check into a motel near the airport. I drove to the Holiday Inn. All sold out. The clerk called several motels in the area. All of them were sold out. There was no room at the inn – any inn — but at least the clerk let me charge my cell phone for 40 minutes.

By then, several hours had passed. Surely, the DOT had opened one lane on I-5. An eternal optimist, I headed for

home. Traffic on I-5 was creeping along, but at least it was moving. It took two and a half hours to get from the airport to Woodland. As I approached one of those illegal U-turn places in the median, a State Patrolman pulled me over with his flashlight. I rolled my window down and responded to his question as to my destination, telling him I was going home to Longview. He said, “No, you’re going back to Portland.” Seconds later, I was headed south again.

I pulled off the highway at the La Center exit, knowing there are casinos in La Center and casinos generally stay open all night. I ordered a cup of coffee and nursed the refills for two hours. Very weary, I went to my car, but could not sleep, it was so cold. Back in the casino’s café, I ordered breakfast. At 6am, recalling that another PUD meeting was scheduled in Portland that morning, I drove back and attended it. During a break, I learned that Highway 30 was

open. Thank God, I thought, my nightmare was nearly over. Not quite. I left the meeting at noon and arrived home in Longview at 8:30pm, due to single-lane bumper-to-bumper snail’s pace-traffic crawling along as crews continued working to clear the road.

How could I have better prepared? I now keep a cell phone charger in the car at all times. I have a blanket in the trunk, though I hope never again to (try to) sleep in my car. Having found it impossible to pull out of traffic to use the rest room, I now have a container within reach for purposes I’d rather not discuss here. But I will say this: Think about what you might need if you are stuck in your car for several hours on a dark and stormy night.

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