CLASSROOM RULES FOR ROOM 313

No matter how cute it is, you may NOT have a backpack in class!!!

UNACCEPTABLE

No HALTER tops are allowed…

Tank tops must be at least one inch thick. These are not accepted.

SAGGING PANTS ARE A NO NO

Nobody wants to know what color boxers you have on

Ladies, COVER IT UP!! Plunging necklines are UNACCEPTABLE

Hats, no matter the style,hats are NOT to be worn

Pants with holes will NOT be tolerated

Pants with leggings underneath are NOT ACCEPTABLE

YOGA PANTS ARE OK

No facial piercings are allowed

This includes lip piercings…

Unless you have a clear spacer

DRESS CODE INFRACTIONS

• If you CHOOSE to come to school out of dress-code, you will receive a dress-code referral in which you will be sent to the office.

• For the first infraction, you will be given the chance to correct yourself.

• Every time after that, you will receive a progressive form of punishment, starting with a detention, going through out of school suspension

NO SODA, POP or SODA POP is allowed in my classroom

WHY? Because we do not want spills….

Because spills lead to……

And…

AND…..

There will also be NO food, chips, candy, etc allowed in this room

The only thing you may have to drink is…..

Put your paper wads in the trash can. DO NOT SHOOT BASKETS!

Or you will be cleaning my room after school….

No CELL PHONES. I do not want to SEE or HEAR them…

There will be NO mp3 players or ipods….

Keep your hands, feet and all other objects to yourself!

Ladies, you may bring purses to class, BUT…..

It must be smaller than:

I HATE EXCUSES….THESE WILL NOT WORK (so don’t even try):

• I didn’t do my homework because:• I didn’t want other kids in the class to look bad• I’m not at liberty to say why• My mom used it as a dryer sheet• I didn’t want to add to your already heavy

workload….• It was involved in a freak accident involving a

hippo, a toaster and a bag of frozen peas…

More excuses that won’t be accepted….

• Our furnace broke and we had to burn it to keep ourselves from freezing….

• I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens and they incinerated my homework with their death rays….

• I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers….

• I think you get the point…DO YOUR WORK!!!

If you must leave your seat for any reason, PLEASE…..Raise your hand

If you need to use the restroom, a school detention will be issued

You will need the following, EVERYDAY….

AND….

If you should forget any of these items, there will be consequences• You may CHOOSE to borrow the forgotten

item from me and receive a detention that will be served from 7:45-8:15 AM

• Borrow from a classmate before class begins.

My favorite color is:

• KELLY GREEN

My favorite number is….

What’s YOUR sign???

My favorite book when I was little was:

• Where the Wild Things Are

My favorite group:

My favorite cartoon character is..

My favorite actors are….

and

My favorite actresses are…

My favorite sport is:

• SOCCER– And this is my favorite player, Ronaldo getting ready to give me a hug!!! LOL

I ALSO LOVE….

• The PATRIOTS

AND….

• The Boston Red Sox• My favorite player is

Jacoby Elsbury• I have been to two Red

Sox-Yankees series; one in Fenway and one at Old Yankee Stadium

• It was AMAZING both times

I ALSO LOVE COLLEGE BASKETBALLMy favorite team: Duke

My dream car

My dream job

I’d like to live in…