Cats Rule, Dogs Drool

By Hayden James MarkertIllustrator: me

My thesis statement is “Cats Rule Dogs Drool”. My first reason is because cats don’t slobber, if anything , they meow. My second reason is because cats don’t have to been lead outside to poop. Last but not least, THEY BAARRRKKK!!!!!! It is so annoying, day after day barking! It makes me so mad!

Cats don’t slobber, and dogs do. I just can’t stand slobber, like when you are eating dinner a dog will slobber on the ground and beg. Do cats do that? No, they do not.

• CATS DON’T BARK!!!!! Cats meow which is peaceful. I

don’t know why everyone likes dogs better than cats. I hope you agree with me that cats are better than dogs.

• Cats use a litter box which is better than taking a

dog outside every 2 seconds, which is dumb. Plus some dogs pee and poop on the floor in their cage. Sometimes they pee and poop on the floor!

• I hope you agree with me that cats rule and dogs drool.

• Cats are the true best.

• THE

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