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Page 1: Buzzword Bingo what you want to say (NSFW) · Buzzword Bingo what you want to say (NSFW) Conference Call Buzzword Bingo Introduction What we say at work and what we want to say are

Conference Call Buzzword Bingo

What you say (SFW) and what you want to say (NSFW)

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Conference Call Buzzword Bingo IntroductionWhat we say at work and what we want to say are not always the same thing. And nowhere is that more true than on the business purgatory that is most conference calls.

Play buzzword bingo on your next call with the “what you say” SFW version or the “what you want to say” NSFW version. And if you get the two mixed up, well, the consequences are on you - honest feedback is a gift though, isn’t it?

Cover photo : Andre Hunter on Unsplash

What you say (SFW bingo) Can everyone go on mute please? Uh, you’re breaking up a bit Let’s wait a few minutes to see if they join

Sorry, I got cut off

(Someone) has left the call Is (name) on the call? (No name) has joined the call No, you need to put the PIN number in too

Oh wait, you go first

Does anyone have another number we can use?

You need to download the plug-in

Can we reschedule?

Uh, whoever’s typing, can they go on mute?

Can you hear me now?

Does anyone have any other business?

I need to jump on another call

What you want to say (NSFW bingo) Go on mute, you noisy bastard You need to get your damn wifi fixed, mate

Well, we all managed to join on time, you dopey fucker Man, this mobile phone sucks

Oh thank god, that wanker’s gone

Oh no, that wanker is on the call

Who the fuck just joined?

Seriously, it’s all fucking written down in the invite, dickhead

Oh just let someone else get a word in for once, twat

Who wants to bet the other number won’t fucking work either?

Oh, have you never done this before? For fuck’s sake Reschedule? I‘m not doing this shit again, just send me an email

I will type my fist on your face if you do that again

Please let there be silence so I can go do something fun

Do not speak. I will reach down the phone andpunch you

Fuck this for a game of soldiers, I need a drink

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Can everyone go on mute

please?

Uh, you’re breaking up a

bit

Let’s wait a few minutes to see

if they join

Sorry, I got cut off

Is (name) on the call?

(No name) has joined the call

No, you need to put the PIN

number in too

Oh wait, you go first

Does anyone have another

number we can use?

You need to download the

plug-in

Can we reschedule?

Uh, whoever’s typing, can

they go on mute?

Can you hear me

now?

Does anyone have any other

business?

I need to jump on

another call

(Someone) has left the call

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Can everyone go on mute

please?

Uh, you’re breaking up a

bit

Let’s wait a few minutes to see

if they join

Sorry, I got cut off

Is (name) on the call?

(No name) has joined the call

No, you need to put the PIN

number in too

Oh wait, you go first

Does anyone have another

number we can use?

You need to download the

plug-in

Can we reschedule?

Uh, whoever’s typing, can

they go on mute?

Can you hear me

now?

Does anyone have any other

business?

I need to jump on

another call

(Someone) has left the call

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Can everyone go on mute

please?

Uh, you’re breaking up a

bit

Let’s wait a few minutes to see

if they join

Sorry, I got cut off

Is (name) on the call?

(No name) has joined the call

No, you need to put the PIN

number in too

Oh wait, you go first

Does anyone have another

number we can use?

You need to download the

plug-in

Can we reschedule?

Uh, whoever’s typing, can

they go on mute?

Can you hear me

now?

Does anyone have any other

business?

I need to jump on

another call

(Someone) has left the call

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Can everyone go on mute

please?

Uh, you’re breaking up a

bit

Let’s wait a few minutes to see

if they join

Sorry, I got cut off

Is (name) on the call?

(No name) has joined the call

No, you need to put the PIN

number in too

Oh wait, you go first

Does anyone have another

number we can use?

You need to download the

plug-in

Can we reschedule?

Uh, whoever’s typing, can

they go on mute?

Can you hear me

now?

Does anyone have any other

business?

I need to jump on

another call

(Someone) has left the call

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Can everyone go on mute

please?

Uh, you’re breaking up a

bit

Let’s wait a few minutes to see

if they join

Sorry, I got cut off

Is (name) on the call?

(No name) has joined the call

No, you need to put the PIN

number in too

Oh wait, you go first

Does anyone have another

number we can use?

You need to download the

plug-in

Can we reschedule?

Uh, whoever’s typing, can

they go on mute?

Can you hear me

now?

Does anyone have any other

business?

I need to jump on

another call

(Someone) has left the call

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Can everyone go on mute

please?

Uh, you’re breaking up a

bit

Let’s wait a few minutes to see

if they join

Sorry, I got cut off

Is (name) on the call?

(No name) has joined the call

No, you need to put the PIN

number in too

Oh wait, you go first

Does anyone have another

number we can use?

You need to download the

plug-in

Can we reschedule?

Uh, whoever’s typing, can

they go on mute?

Can you hear me

now?

Does anyone have any other

business?

I need to jump on

another call

(Someone) has left the call

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Go on mute, you noisy bastard

You need to get your damn wifi

fixed, mate

Well, we all managed to join

on time, you dopey fucker

Man, this mobile phone

sucks

Oh no, that wanker is on the call

Who the fuck just joined?

Seriously, it’s all fucking written

down in the invite, dickhead

Oh just let someone else get a word in

for once, twat

Who wants to bet the other

number won’t fucking work

either?

Oh, have you never done this

before? For fuck’s sake

Reschedule? I‘m not doing

this shit again, just send me

an email

I will type my fist on your

face if you do that again

Please let there be silence so

I can go do something fun

Do not speak. I will reach down the phone and

punch you

Fuck this for a game of

soldiers, I need a drink

Oh thank god, that wanker’s

gone

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Go on mute, you noisy bastard

You need to get your damn wifi

fixed, mate

Well, we all managed to join

on time, you dopey fucker

Man, this mobile phone

sucks

Oh no, that wanker is on the call

Who the fuck just joined?

Seriously, it’s all fucking written

down in the invite, dickhead

Oh just let someone else get a word in

for once, twat

Who wants to bet the other

number won’t fucking work

either?

Oh, have you never done this

before? For fuck’s sake

Reschedule? I‘m not doing

this shit again, just send me

an email

I will type my fist on your

face if you do that again

Please let there be silence so

I can go do something fun

Do not speak. I will reach down the phone and

punch you

Fuck this for a game of

soldiers, I need a drink

Oh thank god, that wanker’s

gone

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Go on mute, you noisy bastard

You need to get your damn wifi

fixed, mate

Well, we all managed to join

on time, you dopey fucker

Man, this mobile phone

sucks

Oh no, that wanker is on the call

Who the fuck just joined?

Seriously, it’s all fucking written

down in the invite, dickhead

Oh just let someone else get a word in

for once, twat

Who wants to bet the other

number won’t fucking work

either?

Oh, have you never done this

before? For fuck’s sake

Reschedule? I‘m not doing

this shit again, just send me

an email

I will type my fist on your

face if you do that again

Please let there be silence so

I can go do something fun

Do not speak. I will reach down the phone and

punch you

Fuck this for a game of

soldiers, I need a drink

Oh thank god, that wanker’s

gone

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Go on mute, you noisy bastard

You need to get your damn wifi

fixed, mate

Well, we all managed to join

on time, you dopey fucker

Man, this mobile phone

sucks

Oh no, that wanker is on the call

Who the fuck just joined?

Seriously, it’s all fucking written

down in the invite, dickhead

Oh just let someone else get a word in

for once, twat

Who wants to bet the other

number won’t fucking work

either?

Oh, have you never done this

before? For fuck’s sake

Reschedule? I‘m not doing

this shit again, just send me

an email

I will type my fist on your

face if you do that again

Please let there be silence so

I can go do something fun

Do not speak. I will reach down the phone and

punch you

Fuck this for a game of

soldiers, I need a drink

Oh thank god, that wanker’s

gone

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Go on mute, you noisy bastard

You need to get your damn wifi

fixed, mate

Well, we all managed to join

on time, you dopey fucker

Man, this mobile phone

sucks

Oh no, that wanker is on the call

Who the fuck just joined?

Seriously, it’s all fucking written

down in the invite, dickhead

Oh just let someone else get a word in

for once, twat

Who wants to bet the other

number won’t fucking work

either?

Oh, have you never done this

before? For fuck’s sake

Reschedule? I‘m not doing

this shit again, just send me

an email

I will type my fist on your

face if you do that again

Please let there be silence so

I can go do something fun

Do not speak. I will reach down the phone and

punch you

Fuck this for a game of

soldiers, I need a drink

Oh thank god, that wanker’s

gone

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Go on mute, you noisy bastard

You need to get your damn wifi

fixed, mate

Well, we all managed to join

on time, you dopey fucker

Man, this mobile phone

sucks

Oh no, that wanker is on the call

Who the fuck just joined?

Seriously, it’s all fucking written

down in the invite, dickhead

Oh just let someone else get a word in

for once, twat

Who wants to bet the other

number won’t fucking work

either?

Oh, have you never done this

before? For fuck’s sake

Reschedule? I‘m not doing

this shit again, just send me

an email

I will type my fist on your

face if you do that again

Please let there be silence so

I can go do something fun

Do not speak. I will reach down the phone and

punch you

Fuck this for a game of

soldiers, I need a drink

Oh thank god, that wanker’s

gone