New JobsBy Corey TateCorey TateCoreyAllenTate@Gmail.comCAST LISTABBI ABRAMSILANA WEXLERLINCOLN RICEMATTY BEVERSTREYTODDRAULNICOLELADYMRS SMIT!COLD OPENINT" SOULSTICE #YM BAT!ROOM $ A%TERNOONABBI &s '(ea)&)* a rea((y +&s*,st&)* to&(et"ABBIO- .y #o+"ABBI holds her nose and gags.ABBI/I)'reas&)*(y 0r,strate+1O2ay3 )o4e"Not e5e) *o))a +o &t"NOT" EVEN" #ONNA" DO" IT"INT" DEALS"COM O%%ICE $ SAME TIMEILANA &s s&tt&)* at -er +es2"ILANA6s boss3 TODD3 wa(2s t-ro,*- t-e o00&'ea)+ *&5es t-e tea. a 4e4 ta(2"TODDO2ay *,ys3 (et6s .a2e so.e +ea(s -a44e)"DEALS3 DEALS3 DEALS7Be'a,se3 w-at +o we +o8All the employees e!cept ILANAans"er at the same time in a team#li$e manner.EM9LOYEESWe .a2e +ea(s7TODDYo, *ot &t7ILANA/W-&s4ers to se(01Are yo, 2&++&)* .e8ILANA contin%es doing "or$ on her comp%ter.&%ddenly she has a 'i'id day dream.C(T TO) ILANA*& D+EA,ILANA is sitting at her des$.&he*s -. years old no".And so is e'eryone else in the o//ice.It loo$s li$e the o//ice has 0een sta//ed 0y a n%rsing home.The same scenario replays. ILANA*s 0oss Todd is "heeled in on ahospital 0ed 0y n%rses hoo$ed %p to a 0reathing machine.TODD/Ta(2&)* s(ow1O2ay *,ys"""Let6s" Ma2e" Dea(s" !a44e)"DEALS"""DEALS"""DEALS"Be'a,se /Rea((y )asty 'o,*-1W-at +o we +o8Once again all the employees ans"er in a team#li$e manner.This time ILANA participates 0eca%se she*s gi'en %p hope.EM9LOYEES/O(+ a)+ s(ow1We" Ma2e" Dea(s"TODDYo, *ot &t"Immediately a/ter Todd responds1is 0reathing machine /latlines and he dies.ILANA "a$es %p /rom her daydream.It "as an epiphany to /ind a 0etter 2o0.ILANA goes to the 0athroom occ%pies a stall and calls ABBI.ABBI is still /r%strated "ith the toilet.&he pic$s %p the phone holding her nose.&plit screen con'ersation.ABBID,+e3 I6. so o5er t-&s +ay"No3 I6. o5er .y (&0e7I )ee+ to *et o,t o0 t-&s *y.3 be0ore I *o 'ra:y7ILANATe(( .e abo,t &t"I0 I -ear To++ ta(2 abo,t .a2&)* +ea(s o)e .ore t&.e"U*-"ABBII(a)a3 w-at we )ee+ to +o3 &s 0&)+ )ew ;obs"We6re better t-a) t-&s7We6re yo,)*" A)+ s.art" A)+ ta(e)te+7T-e wor(+ )ee+s to w&t)ess o,r 4ote)t&a(7ILANA/9,.4e+ ,41Yas