AAA TTT TTT RRR AAA CCC TTT III VVV EEE DDD AAA NNN ’’’ SSS

PPP III AAA NNN OOO MMM OOO VVV III NNN GGG

PPP RRR OOO SSS

“It’s cool….I got this!”

We want to be YOUR piano moving pros!

You can TRUST Attractive Dan’s with all of

your piano moving needs. We’re not like the

other legitimate piano movers. Everyone can

move really big stuff, but Attractive Dan

knows how to treat a woman and customer.

So next time you need a piano moved, why

don’t you give us your number. We’ll call you,

maybe grab a bite to eat, or you know,

whatever your in the mood for. When the

time’s right, we’ll move that piano, no

problem. Cause after all, with attractive Dan,

“It’s cool….I got this!

Our Story

Hi. I’m Attractive Dan. I started Attractive Dan’s Piano Moving Pros back in 2002 when I was benching, like, 350 lbs. I’ll never forget the words that my #1 bro, Carl, told me that fateful day…”Attractive Dan, I think you just benched a piano! What if you could do that for your job?” After borrowing the money from my mom’s new boyfriend, Attractive Dan’s was born, and I had finally found my life’s calling.

Now that you know our story, why don’t you give me your number so I can hear yours? That’s right! With Attractive Dan, you don’t call us, we call you, because we KNOW how to treat a lady. So let me call you sometime. We’ll pick you up in my Dodge Stratus (full size) and show you this nice park I know. Then, when it feels right, we’ll move your piano.

#1 Benchpress Place Tulsa, OK 74127

Phone: 800-739-9326 Fax: We’re #1 and we want to help you!

A T T R A C T I V E D A N ’S P I A N O M O V I N G P R O S

Safety

Every pro that works for

Attractive Dan’s can totally bench

at least 250 lbs. Relax. Its not like

we’re gonna drop it on you.

We’ve been moving these things

since 2002, so I think we know a

little more about it than you do at

this point. That’s why our motto

reminds you that we’ve got it

under control.

“It’s cool….I got this” – Attractive Dan

What’s the deal with the address?

When we moved into our new location,

the post office tried to tell us that our

address needed all these numbers.

Attractive Dan said, “There’s only one

number I’m worried about, and that’s the

number 1, which we are. THAT’S our

address!”

Since then, Attractive Dan’s Piano

Moving Pros has always stayed true to

our address. #1 Benchpress place is

where you’ll find Tulsa’s number one

Piano Moving Pros of all time! When you

need a piano moved and you want it done

RIGHT, give us your number.

“Attractive Dan, you really ARE #1! Thanks for being a Pro! -Paula Abdul

Payment

Attractive Dan’s believes the woman should NEVER

have to pay, so we accept the following forms of

payment:

♠ Really nice food

♠ Sexy hats

♠ Scandalous bats of the eye

♠ After we leave, you call your hot friends

and be like, “So what did you think of

Attractive Dan?” Then tell them how

awesome we are.