the poopoo castaways don juan andrea amy stephanie
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The Poopoo Castaways
Don Juan
Andrea
Amy Stephanie
The wind blew fiercely and the waves grew larger, as we, the crew of the S.S. Poopoo approached…
…the eye of the storm.
a male chauvinist, cheesy poof eatin’ pig, orders his three shipmates around like his
slaves.
Captain Don Juan,
Gotta have my
poofs!
Andrea, the first mate…
Is a paranoid schizophrenic who answer to the name Foxy Roxy only when wearing
purple lipstick.
Amy and Stephanie, the measly crew members…
are Siamese twins joined at the hip and they are in charge of the dirty work on
the S.S. Poopoo.
Get away from me Steph!
You’re a thorn in my side
A bolt of lighting hits the ship’s mast…
…creating a huge inferno
Don Juan orders the crew to abandon ship. The twins struggle
over one life jacket and Andrea frantically searches for Foxy Roxy.
Don Juan looks for his cheesy poofs and screams, “I will not go down without my cheesy poofs.”
The crew jumps!!!
The crew members hit the water
The twins attempt to swim in opposite directions, but get nowhere fast.
The captain struggles to tread water with one hand, while keeping his last bag of
cheesy poofs dry.
Andrea continues to frantically search for her “sister”, Foxy Roxy.
2 days later…
The crew finds that they have floated ashore to a
deserted island.
After much bickering for over a year and nearly starving to death, Foxy Roxy stumbles to the
other side of the island and finds…
CLUB MED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Don Juan…
…begins giving salsa lessons to tourists to earn enough money to feed his cheesy
poof habit.
Amy and Stephanie, the Siamese twins…
open a trendy swim up bar called “Double
Shot”, frequented by many celebrities on
the island.
Andrea, the purple lipstick wearing schizophrenic…
co-owns and operates a beauty salon and spa with her “sister” Foxy Roxy.
The End
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