APRIL, a young mother, walks by.

EXT. YOGA STUDIO - DAY (EST.)

She stops to look at the sign on the door.

EXT. YOGA STUDIO

FLASHBACK TO:APRIL thinks a moment...

EXT. YOGA STUDIO

APRIL struggles to get her CHILDREN into their playclothes. She looks exhausted and in need of a break.

INT. FAMILY HOUSEHOLD - DAY (FLASHBACK)

APRILMommies need time for themselves occasionally. Now would you please,please let Mommy put this shoe onyour precious little foot?!

SONHow come you’re leaving, Mommy?

INT. HOUSEHOLD (FLASHBACK cont’d)

Poor APRIL looks overwhelmed. BACK TO:

INT. HOUSEHOLD (FLASHBACK cont’d)

APRIL decides to give yoga a chance. She enters the studio...

EXT. YOGA STUDIO - DAY (BACK TO SCENE)

THE INSTRUCTOR welcomes APRIL to the group. Everyone looks like they have their very own Vagina Monologue they’re just dying to share with you...

INT. YOGA STUDIO - LATER

LADIESThe moon moves with us, and the earth is under our feet.

INSTRUCTORGood morning, daughters. How are we today?

INT. YOGA STUDIO - cont’d

INSTRUCTORAnd how do we greet our sisters, who travail with us but retain our joy?

INT. YOGA STUDIO - cont’d

Each woman fills in the blank: “A butterfly!” “A flower!” “Sweet nectar!” etc.

INT. YOGA STUDIO - cont’d

APRIL falls over as the chant dies down.

INT. YOGA STUDIO - cont’d

INT. YOGA STUDIO - cont’d

INSTRUCTOR repositions into a much easier sitting pose.

INSTRUCTORNow when we speak of our vaginas, you say the first thing that comes to mind.

INT. YOGA STUDIO - cont’d

INSTRUCTORSo how do we greet our sisters, whotravail with us but retain our joy?

INT. YOGA STUDIO - cont’d

LADIESMy vagina is powerful! My vaginais the ocean! My vagina has born nations. My vagina is [ad-lib]!

INT. YOGA STUDIO - cont’d

APRIL (really getting into it)My vagina is a small divaricate organ that leads to my cervix! It is housed by the myometrium!

INT. YOGA STUDIO - cont’d

INT. YOGA STUDIO - cont’d

INSTRUCTORThat’s , uh... That’s a good start.Good Start.