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Previously on An Apocalypse of Ice: The massive heirship controversy was finally resolved. Will accepted it, albeit with reserva<ons along the lines of marrying his uncle’s girlfriend being totally weird. Jan also accepted, albeit with similar reserva<ons, in addi<on to a broken heart. This is because Julian was already engaged to marry BriCany. You don’t even have to ask whether this is an apocalypse family or a soap opera. In addi<on, Brandon got some bad news: Lily, who he had planned to succeed him as Law of Winterfell, had been fired and was ineligible for the posi<on. Unfortunately, he didn’t have a backup, leaving him scrambling for who should be next. Finally, Arthur and Sabriel headed off to college. Arthur got his first kiss, which made him preCy happy, but Sabriel was not in a good place aMer losing out on the heirship and being demoted.

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PreviouslyonAnApocalypseofIce:

Themassiveheirshipcontroversywasfinallyresolved.Willacceptedit,albeitwithreserva<onsalongthelinesofmarryinghisuncle’sgirlfriendbeingtotallyweird.Janalsoaccepted,albeitwithsimilarreserva<ons,inaddi<ontoabrokenheart.ThisisbecauseJulianwasalreadyengagedtomarryBriCany.Youdon’tevenhavetoaskwhetherthisisanapocalypsefamilyorasoapopera.

Inaddi<on,Brandongotsomebadnews:Lily,whohehadplannedtosucceedhimasLawofWinterfell,hadbeenfiredandwasineligiblefortheposi<on.Unfortunately,hedidn’thaveabackup,leavinghimscramblingforwhoshouldbenext.

Finally,ArthurandSabrielheadedofftocollege.Arthurgothisfirstkiss,whichmadehimpreCyhappy,butSabrielwasnotinagoodplaceaMerlosingoutontheheirshipandbeingdemoted.

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Malsatonthesecondfloorbed.Hehadbeenplanningtogotothethirdfloor,buthedidn’tthinkhecouldhandleanotherflightofstairs.

IthadbeengeQngharderandhardertogoouttowork.Beinganelderlyadventurercommandedsomerespect—aMerall,youhadlivedthatlong—butMalwasn’tupforcrossingropebridgesthatunraveledonceyouwerehalfwayacrossachasmanymore,andhewouldprobablyhavetoadmitthatsoonerorlater.

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Infact,hewasgoingtodieoneofthesedays,wasn’the?Itwasn’tasifMalhadneverthoughtaboutit.IthadcrossedhismindnotlongaMerbecominganelder.Buthehadneverthoughtaboutitseriously.

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“Hey,Mal,”Chrissaid.“Iwaswonderingifyouwereupforagame—areyoufeelingallright?”

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“WhatifI’mdying?”Malasked.

Herfirstins<nctwastotellhimthathecouldn’tdieyet.Theyweresupposedtodietogether,andeventhoughshewasslowingdown,shewass<llingoodhealth.Chrisdidn’twanttobetheonewhosurvivedhim.Butshesqueezedhishandandsaid,“Thenwe’llspendasmuch<metogetheraswecan.Whetheryouareornot.”

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Malwentontoplaymahjongthatday,andhetookcareofhimselfaswellashecould.Butas<mewentby,hisgooddaysgrewfewerandfartherbetween.Onemorning,hecouldbarelyshowerandputhissuitonbeforehehadtogobacktobed.Malhadhadotherdayslikethis,buttoday,hedidn’tthinkhecouldeventakeacoupleofpainpillsandgoadventuring.ThejobhehaddreamedabouthavingsincehewasaliCleboywasover.Maybeeverythingwouldbeoversoon.

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Hedidn’twanteverythingtoend,evenifitwouldmeanthattherewouldbenomorepain.Evenwithoutadventurestogoon,Malhadhisfamily.Janhadjustjoinedthefamily,andWillwasabouttocomebackfromcollege.Itwouldn’tbelongbeforehiskidsstartedontheirgreatworks,andmaybehewouldhaveagrandchildsoon.Butwouldhelivethatlong?

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“Hey,Mal!”Brandonburstintotheroomwithafinger‐gun,probablyonhiswaytothebathroom.“What’sgoingon?WhyareyoujustsiQnghere?”

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“CanyoucallthekidsatOldtown?”Malasked.

Brandonshookhishead.“Thephoneswon’tbeupagainforanotherweekorso,ifthey’vemadeitbacktocollegefromhereyet.What’swrong?”

“Ofcourse,”hesaid,notlookingatBrandon.“Icouldn’tbetherewhenMomdied,andnowthekidscan’tbeherewhenI—”

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“No,no.You’renotdying.You’remyliClebrother.I’mtheonewho’ssupposedtohaveonefootinthegrave.I’mtheonewiththebadeyesightwhocan’tremembermyteenbirthday.”

“ButwhatifIam?”

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Brandonwalkedaroundtotheothersideofthebed.“ThenIdon’tknowwhatcomesnext,”hesaid,movingthepillowstositbesideMal.“Noneofusdo.Ihopeit’sgood,butIcan’tpretendtohaveanykindofspecialknowledgeofwhat’sontheotherside.ButIcantellyouwhat’sgoingtohappenhere.We’llmissyoualot,butwe’llgoon,likewedidwhenDadandMomdied.Will’sgoingtocomebackandtakeover.Butifyoudiebeforehecomesback,thentherestofuswillrunthingsaswellaswecan.”

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“Ididn’tdorightbyhim.”Mallookedoffintothedistance.“ImightnothavetoldhimthathehadtomarryJan,butIforcedhimintoitallthesame.Ishouldn’thavedonethat.”

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Brandondidn’tknowwhattosay.“Itwasagoodidea,”hesaid.“Jan’sbeenatthebooksalot.Ithinkshehasabreakthroughontheway.”

“Butshe’snothappy.”Malsniffled.“AndWill’snotgoingtobehappyeither.Iwon’tevengettotellhimI’msorry.”

“Butyoucantellherthat.”

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“Thingsweregoingsowell,”Malcon<nued.“ButIcan’thelpbutfeellikeImuckeditallupintheend.Youdon’tfeellike…likeitwasamistakeleQngmebetheheir,doyou?”

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“Idon’tregretit,”Brandonsaid.“I’vethoughtabouthowthingsmightbedifferent.IlikekidsalotmorethanIthoughtIdidwhenIwasyoung.Butthatcouldbebecausethey’reyourkidsandChris’s,notmine.WhoknowswhatkindoffatherIwouldhavebeen.AndIthinkitcanonlybegoodthatyouwerecompassionateinsteadoffeelinglikeyouhadtobeastoughasironallthe<me.Iwouldn’ttakeitbackformyselfifIhadthechance.You’vebeengreat,andyou’res<llgoingtobegreat.”

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“Nowlet’sgolivewhatpartsofourlivesareleM.”

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AndtheydidasMaldancedwithChrisinthenewlyredecoratedsecondfloorbedroom.

Don’tyouworry,there,myhoneyWemightnothaveanymoneyButwe’vegotourlovetopaythebills

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MaybeIthinkyou’recuteandfunnyMaybeIwanttodowhatbunniesdowithyouIfyouknowwhatImean

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Ohlet’sgetrichandbuyourparentshomesinthesouthofFranceLet’sgetrichandgiveeverybodynicesweatersAndteachthemhowtodanceLet’sgetrichandbuildourhouseonamountainMakingeverybodylooklikeantsFromwayupthereYouandIYouandI

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WellyoumightbeabitconfusedAndyoumightbealiDlebitbruisedButbaby,howwespoonlikenooneelse

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SoIwillhelpyoureadthosebooksIfyouwillsoothemyworriedlooksAndwewillputthelonesomeontheshelf

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Ohlet’sgetrichandbuyourparentshomesinthesouthofFranceLet’sgetrichandgiveeverybodynicesweatersAndteachthemhowtodanceLet’sgetrichandbuildourhouseonamountainMakingeverybodylooklikeantsFromwayupthereYouandIYouandI

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Oncetheygotoutside,MalpromptlystartedafightwithJulian.Apillowfight,thatis.

“Ihopeyou’regoingtobehappy,”Malsaid.“IknowIhaven’tmadeiteasy.”

“Don’ttalkaboutitnow—hey!Youhitme!”

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ThepillowfightseemedtotakeMal’smindoffhisfateforawhile.

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AMerthat,itwas<meforlast‐minutegoodbyesassixo’clockapproached.

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But<mekeptgoingon,andsoonawindevencolderthanusualblewontothegrounds.

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“Itis<me,”Malwhispered,closinghiseyes.“Ididn’twanttothinkaboutittoomuch,butIcouldn’thelpit.”

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Unwillingtoputupafight,hetookthedrinkthatDeathofferedhim(itdidn’tlookortastelikeanythinghe’deverseen)andfadedaway,finallyfeelingfreeinthoselastfewseconds.

Deathlingeredforamoment,poin<nghisfingeratBrandonbeforefadingaway,too.

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Christookitespeciallybadly.ShehadneverexpectedtoloveMalasmuchasshedid,andtheyhadalwaysthoughttheyweregoingtogotogetherun<lthoselastfewdays.

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Butitwasn’teasyonanyone.

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Brandonsummedupeveryone’sfeelingsinaspeechdeliveredwithcharacteris<cvigor:

“YOUWEREN’TSUPPOSEDTODIETHISSOON,DAMMIT.”

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Juliankeptitsimpleandhonest:

“Onsomelevel,weneverreallyunderstoodeachother,butyouweres<llmybrother.We’regoingtomissyou.”

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AndChrisspokelast:

“Youwereagreatfather,despiteyourconcerns,andyouwereawonderfulhusband.I’llmissyou,too.”

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Andthen,asBrandonhadsaid,theyalltriedtogoon.

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ItwasthemiddleofthenightwhenWill,Arthur,andSabrielgotbacktoOldtown.

“Niceplace,”Sabrielsaidwithpointsofherfingersasshewalkedin.“NicerthanIexpected.”

“Ofcourseitis,”Willansweredfrombehindher.“Wejustrebuiltit.Ijustwishwecouldhavemovedthatrecliner.”

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ThenewsofMal’sdeathhadreachedthemontheirway.ThemoneyhehadleMtothemhadreachedthemtoo:twentythousandsimoleonsthattheyusedtoaddontothehouse.

Althoughallthreeofthemwouldhavepreferredtohavetheirdadthanthemoney,theyhadtoadmitthatithadhelpedthemtransformWill’scollec<onofwallsintoaspacethattheycouldcomfortablylivein.

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“I’mreallygladyou’rehere,”Willsaid,huggingSabriel.

“What’sthisabout?”sheasked,tryingnottosquirm.

“What?Ineedareasontohugyou?You’remyliClesister,andIcareaboutyou.”

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It’snotthatsimple,shewantedtoscream.Howcoulditbe,wheneverylastthingWilldid—almosteverylastthinghediddrovehercrazy,andnowhehadinheritedeverything?Shouldn’thebealiClelesswillingtowalkupandhugher?And,forcryingoutloud,didhehavetotouchher?

Butheneededthis,soSabrielletWillhugher.Itwasn’tsobad.Andshethoughtshekindofneededittoo.

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“What?I’mnotimportanttoyou?”Arthurasked,whackingWillwithapillow.

“Hey!Ofcourseyouare!”

“Good!BecauseIwasn’tgoingtostopchasingyouwiththispillowun<lyousaidthat!”

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“Soareyougoingtostopchasingmewiththepillownow?”

“Nope.”

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Sotheywenton,too.Arthurprovedtoberemarkablyhard‐working,geQngaheadstartonhistermpaper.HewaspreCysurethathewantedtochoosethedramamajor,buthisfreshmanwri<ngclasswasn’tgoingaway,nomaCerhowbadlyhewanteditto.ItwasawaytonotthinkaboutMalforaliClewhile,exceptforthethoughtthathisdadwouldhavewantedhimtoworkhardanddowellinclass.

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ButSabrielcouldn’tfocusonherhomework.Itwastoostupidforwords,soshewasn’tgoingtowriteany.

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Shewentoutsidetocry,wheretherewaslessofachancethatWillandArthurwouldbewatching.

NothinggoodwasgoingtohappentoSabriel,wasit?Firsttherewastheheirship,thenherdemo<on,andthenherdadwasdead.Collegewasn’tbadsofar.Atleastthey’dgoneonanicelongjourneytogetthere,andshewasn’tboredyet.Butitwasn’tgoodenoughtomakeupforthismess.

Sabrielhadbarelysaidgoodbye.Noneofthemhadhadthechance,butshe’dbeensoupsetovereverythingelsethatshehadhardlyeventhoughtaboutit.Itwaslikeshehadn’trealizedthatinordertobeheir,herdadwouldhavetodie.

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Enoughofthis.Sabrielhadtodosomethingthatwasn’tweepingintohergloves.Shes<llwantedtosaysomethingtoherdad,butevenifshecould,whatwouldshesay?Thebestthingshecoulddowasliveherlifewellandhavealotofadventures.Its<llfeltlikeshewouldn’thaveanythingtodowithoutbeingtheheir,butshewasnotgoingtolivetherestofherlifeinsidethehousewhereshehadgrownup.Andifoneofthemmanagedtodosomethingaboutthelackofhousesinthearea,thenshewouldn’thaveto.

Maybeshecoulddoit.Someonewouldhavetogetitdoneright.

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“Sothat’swhyyousuddenlydecidedtostudyeconomics,”Arthursaid,loweringhispillowforaminute.“Ithoughtyouwereinsanewhenyoufirsttoldme.”

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“Nope.Well,thenumbersareboringascrazy,butifI’mgoingtosetupanykindofhousingempire,Ineedtoeitherfigurethisoutorfindabunchofminionswho’vefigureditoutalreadyandcandotheanalysisforme.Thinkaboutit,Arthur.Peoplecanmoveout,butnoonehasanywheretogo,andthere’sallthislandthatdoesn’thaveanythingonit.I’lldivideitintolots,buildhouses—justafewbasicfloorplans,it’snotlikethey’regoingtolookanydifferentontheoutside—andsellthemoff.Andthenoneofthem’sgoingtobeforyouandoneofthem’sgoingtobeforme.We’renotgoingtobesleepinginrandombedsscaCeredaroundthehouse.We’llgettohaveourownlives.”

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HavinghisownlifewassomethingArthurhadbarelythoughtabout.Hehadknownhedidn’twanttobetheheir,buthehadassumedthathewoulds<llliveinthehouse,likehisuncleshaddone.“Whatifwecould?”heasked,smiling.

“Not‘could,’Arthur.Wewill.”

“SocanIgetadiscountononeofthesehouses?”

“MaybeifI’mfeelingnice.”

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“Whatarethechancesofthat?”

“Rightnow?Notveryhigh.”

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Willsquintedatthediagram.Hewantedtothrowthebookacrosstheroom,butheneededtounderstandthis.Whydidthisbook'spublisherhavetomakethetypesosmall?Theperiodsattheendofsentenceslookedlikespecksofdust,andhecouldbarelydis<nguishtheo'sfromthec’s.Hemightnothavebeenboredtotearsnowthathissiblingswerethere,butits<llwasn’tmucheasiertofocusonboringtheore<calnonsensewriCeninsmalltype.

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AsWillputhisbookbackontheshelf,ithithimagain.Hislifewasn’tjustabouttryingtopuzzleoutwordsonapageanymore,likeithadfeltsomany<mesduringthelastthreeyears.WasitreallygoingtomaCerinayearwhetherheunderstoodthosediagrams?He’dbeathomeandleadingthefamilythen.Howwashesupposedtodothat?

“Justtellmewhattodo,”hepleaded,lookinguptotheceiling.Justonehint.

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ButnomaCerhowmuchWillcried,novoicefromtheskiescamedowntotellhimeverythingwasgoingtobefine.Hestoppedcryingandtriedtothinkaboutsomethinghappy.Hehadclasssoon,andhedidn’twanttogetaheadachefromcrying.

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ThingsweregeQngbeCeralready,aMerall.Hewasn’talone,andhewasn’tstrugglingtosurvive.Maybeeverythingwouldturnoutokay.

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“Whyareyouwri<ngyourtermpaperthisearlyinthesemester?”thellamaaskedArthur.

“Whyareyoustudyingthisearlyinthesemester?”Arthuranswered.

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“Yeah,butyou’rePleasure,”Sabrielanswered.“You’resupposedtobeprocras<na<ng.Unlikeme.I’mjustreadingacrappyromancenovelbecauseit’soneoftheonlythingsontheshelfthatisn’tsomekindoftheore<calphysicsnonsense.WheredidWillgetthisthing,anyway?”

“It’sprobablyhisdiary,”thellamaquipped.

“Ew.”Sabrielpaused.“Can’tbe.Theguyhasraven‐blackhairandemeraldorbs.”

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“Somehow,Idon’tthinkWill’shad<metokeepadiaryofroman<cconquests,”Arthursaid,lookingdownatthekeyboard.“Butifhehas,don’treadtomefromit.”

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“Iwon’t.”Sabriellookeddownatthebookagainandstared.“Thatshouldn’tbeanatomicallypossible.”

“Howdoyouknowthat?”

“Ijustdo.”

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Whiletheylaugheddownstairs,Willsatatthechessboard.Insteadofmovinganyofthepieces,though,hestaredatthewall.

Hisprofessorhadsaidsomethinginlectureaboutthephonesbeingdownsixandahalfdaysaweektoillustrateherpoint.Willwasn’tsureifheunderstoodthelessonhewassupposedtobelearning,butthelecturehadmadehimstartthinkingaboutsomethinghehadreadacoupleofchaptersago.Whatifthephonesdidn’thavetobedownallthe<me?

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Itdidn’tmaCerthatitwasdarkandthetypewas<ny.Hehadtofindwhathewaslookingforbeforehewenttosleep.

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“I’msogladwegottogotocollege,”SabrielwastellingWill.“Iwasn’tlookingforwardtoabreakdown.”

“Metoo,”Willsaid.“Itsuckedatfirst,butnowthatyouandArthurarehere,thingsaregeQngalotbeCer.”

“Goodmorning,”Arthursaid,grabbinganotherbowlofcerealandsiQngdown.

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Sabrielstaredathim.“HaveyouforgoCenyourshirt?”

“TheonlypairofpajamasIcouldfindwasmissingone,”Arthurexplained.“IguessIcouldhavestolenyours,Will,sinceyouwearyourunderwearmostofthe<me.ButIdidn’tfeellikeit.”

“Theboysaregonnaloveyou.”

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WilllookedatSabrielforasecondbeforeherealizedwhatshewastalkingabout.Hehadn’tknownArthurlikedguys,butherememberedaskingwhyhisbrotherhadn’tbroughtanygirlshomefromschool.Itmadesense.

Whatelsewastherethathedidn’tknowabouthisbrotherandsister?Andwhatotherpartsoftheirliveswouldhemissoutonduringthenextthreeyears?

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Arthurlinterruptedhistrainofthought:“Didyoustayupallnightstudyingorsomething?”

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“What?No.Notstudyingforclass.It’skindofasideproject.”Maybehewouldn’thavetomissoutontheirlives,ifitworkedoutlikeitwassupposedto.“ItmightwindupturningintowhatIdotofixupWinterfell.”

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“Oh?Youweren’tplanningonkeepingthisasecretfromus,wereyou?”

“Well,IwantedtoknowifithadachanceofworkingbeforeItoldeitherofyou,”Willsaid.

“Whatdoyoumean,‘hadachanceofworking’?Eithersomething’sgoingtoworkout,orit’snot,”Sabrielsaid,thinkingofherownplan.“Youmighthavetotwistafewarmstogetthere,butit’ss<llgoingtogothesameway.”

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“It’slessaboutarmtwis<ngthanaboutscience.”Willexplainedwhathehadfoundaboutthephones.“I’mgoingtohavetoresearchthissomemore,butIthinkIcanfixitsotheyworkalldaysoftheweek,notjustTuesdayaMernoonsandevenings.”

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Hewasn’tsurewhatkindofreac<ontoexpectfromSabriel,butshesmiled.“Nice.Iwasstar<ngtowonderifyou’dcomeupwithanything,butthat’sgood.”

“Well,haveyoucomeupwithanything?”Willasked.

“Ofcourse.I’llbuyupland,buildhouses,sellthem,andlaunchamassivebusinessempire.Profitwillrollintofundmyadventures.”

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“AndyouknowI’mplanningtobringbackpar<es,”Arthursaid.“It’sgoingtobealoteasiertohavethemifwecancallout,soIthinkyouhaveagreatplan,Will.Also,IthinkIneedtoteamupwithSabrielandstartsellingclothes.Sheshouldn’tbeforcedtowearapinkdresslikethat.”

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Sabriellaughed.“Nokidding.Here’stohavingplansforthefuture.”

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SabrielapproachedWillasheleMforclass.Shehatedhavingtosaythis,butitwasbeCerthannotspeakingupatall.“Keepmeintheloop,okay?”sheaskedhim.

“Inwhatloop?”

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“Withwhat’sgoingon,”shesaid.“Liketheconversa<onwehadthismorningaboutwhatwe’regoingtodoforthefamily.Ifmyplanworks,Iwon’tbearoundallthe<me,butIs<llwanttoknowhowthingsaregoingwiththefamilysoIcandosomething.”

“Ofcourse,”Willtoldher.“Daddidn’tdoitbyhimself,andIneverthoughtthatIcould.I’mgoingtotellyouandArthureverything.Ifmyplanworks.”

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“Thanks.”

Sabrielwatchedhimleaveforclass,herfacealmostexpressionless.ItwouldbebeCerforeveryoneifsheacceptedthatWillwasleadingthefamilynow.Especiallyforher.

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BriCanyhadspentmostofthedayalterna<ngbetweenea<ngeverythingshecouldgetherhandsonandthrowingitallup.

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Soitwasn’tmuchofasurprisewhenshefoundoutthatshewaspregnant,thoughits<llmadeherhappy.

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“But…howcanyoubepregnant?”

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“Well,whentwopeopleloveeachotherverymuch…”

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“Veryfunny.ButhowamIsupposedtobeadadatthisage?HowamIsupposedtobeadadifIcan’tgetoutofthehouse?Ididsitthroughmybrother’sexplana<onofbirthcontroldevices,butIdidn’tthinkIcouldgetanyonepregnant.”

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Clearly,thatmadetwoofthem.“Idon’tknow.Butatleastyou’vebeenaroundbabiesbefore,andit’snotlikethiskidisgoinganywhereforthenextsixmonthsorso.Justtrytogethereassoonasyoucan,okay?”

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“Great.”Julianwasreallystar<ngtohatetheideaofthismarriage.

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JulianheldthephoneasfarawayfromhimashecouldbeforepuQngitback.Afather.HolyPlumbbobonacracker.Hetriedimaginingthereac<onseveryoneelseinthehousewouldhave:hystericallaughter,stonysilence,and…ChriswouldreactinapreCynon‐judgmentalway,butshe’ds<llthinkitwasfunny.Malcouldbeannoyinglysanc<monious,butatleasthewouldhavetriedtobenice.

Fornow,hewasgoingtopretendthatthishadnothappened.

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Brandonhadbeenstaringatthetypedwords“TheLastWillandTestamentofBrandonStark”forthelasthalfhour.Itwasprovidingnoinsightastowhomheshouldleavehisposi<onasLawofWinterfellto.

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“Iknow,”hesaidtonoone.He’dtrytogetintouchwithWill.Hisnephewmights<llbeatcollege,buthewasgoingtoberunningthisplaceoncehegotback.Itwouldn’tberighttoavoidconsul<nghim.

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Apparently,luckwaswithhim.Thephonerangthatnight.

“Hello?”

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“UncleBrandon!What’sgoingon?How’severyonedoing?Wewouldhavecalledearlier,but…youknow…”Sabrieltrailedoff.“Iseveryoneokay?”

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Brandonsighed.“Idon’tknow.Ikeepsayingoverandoveragainthatthiswasn’tsupposedtohappen.Yourmomandyour—”Whatwashesupposedtocallher?“—Janhavebeenstudyingalot,andUncleJulian’sbeengluedtothemahjongtablelately.Meanwhile,I’vebeenpuQngfiresoutatthelawoffice.Thatremindsme,Ineedto—”

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“Whoisit?”Willasked.

“UncleBrandon.Thingssoundsreallybadbackhome,Will.”

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“IsthatWill?”

“Ofcourse.Whoelsewoulditbe?”

“Well,itcouldhavebeenArthur.Theirvoicessoundalotalike,”Brandonsaid.“Anyway,Ineedtotalktohim.”

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Ofcoursehedid.“Whydon’tyoujustcomeoverhere?”Sabrielasked.“Weallwanttoseeyou.”Besides,shedidn’twantthemtoforgetabouther.

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“Great.”Brandonwasn’tsureifhe’dbeabletotravelverywell,butthemorbidthoughthadcrossedhismindthathemightnotgetanotherchancetoseethekids,andhedidn’twanttomissit.“I’llseeyousoon.”

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WhenBrandonarrivedatthehouse,hesawWillwithabruneCewholookedlikeshewasswooningoverhim.Whatintheworldwasheupto?

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WillleanedclosertoDe.“Thanksforcomingallthewayouthere,”hesaid.“IwashopingI’dgettoseeyouagain.”

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“It’snotrouble,”Deanswered.Shefoundherselfthinkingabouthowshedidlikeredheadedguys.“I’mgladIgettoseeyou,too.”

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Nogoodcouldpossiblycomeofthis.Willhadalreadyagreedtomarrysomeoneelse.Whatwashethinking?Washethinkingatall?

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ButWillfinallyseemedtorealizehewasthereandcameovertogreethim.

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“Comeon,”Brandonsaid,reachingouttoWill.“Giveyourolduncleahug.”

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BrandonlookedatWill,thenatthewoman,thenbackatWill.He’dsaysomethingwhentheywereinside.

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Arthurpulledinachairfromthestudysothatallfourofthemcouldsitaroundthesmalltableinthekitchen.

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“Ihaveaproblem,”Brandonexplained.“I’vebeenlookingforasuccessorastheLaw.That’snotsomethingthatmostofushavetoworryabout.Oncethewaterwascleanandtherewasfood,thenthatwasdone.ButbeingtheLawdoesn’tend.Ifthere’snoLaw,theneverythingthatI’vedonewillfallapartagain.LilywasgoingtodoitaMerme—"

“Was?”Arthurasked.

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“Shegotfired.Is<llwanttoyellatsomeonetoreinstateher,butshesaysthatit’snotrightifshedoesn’tfollowtherules,andsheprobablyisright.Itcan’tbebadtohaveanimageofbeingten<mesmorevirtuousthaneveryoneelsewhenyouwantpeopletothinkyou’reimpar<al.”Eventhoughtryingtodothatcouldbeawfullyannoying.“Sothatleavesmewithoutasuccessor.”

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“Thereisn’tanyoneinyourorganiza<onwhocanhelp?”Willasked.

“I’vethoughtaboutit.ButIdon’ttrustmostofthem.They’regoodemployees,butIdon’twanttothinkaboutwhattheymightdoifI’mnotincharge.”BrandonlookedatWill.“SoIwantedtoknowwhatyouthinkaboutthis.”

“Me?”Somehow,hehadn’texpectedthis.

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“Yes,you.You’rethemaninchargenow,andthethreeofyouaretheoneswho’llhavetolivewithwhateverIdecidetodo.Youshouldhavesomeinput.”

“Butyou’re—“Willprotestedwithoutthinkingaboutit,unawarethatSabriellookedlikeshewastryingtoavoidsayingsomething.

“Onlytheonekeepingthingsgoingun<lyoucomeback.Iwanttoknowwhatyouthink.”

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Willhadbeenabouttosay“theonewhoknowsthemostaboutwhat’sgoingon,”butapparentlythatwasn’tthekindofques<onhisunclewanted.Somehow,hehadn’trealizedwhathisfather’sdeathmeantun<lthismoment.Willwantedtosaythathewasn’tready,butthiswasexactlywhathehadwanted,wasn’tit?

HelookedupattheceilingandthoughtaboutBrandon’sques<on.

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SabrielwatchedWill.Comeon,shethought.Dotherightthing.Sheknewwhatshewoulddointhissitua<on,butwouldhefigureitout,orwouldhedosomethingstupid?Ofcourse,shewouldspeakupifhediddosomethingstupid,buthehadn’tbeenveryidio<clately.Sheshouldgivehimachance.

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“Itshouldbeoneofus,”Willfinallysaid.“Trus<ngusisn’taproblem.ButIthinkbeingtheheirandbringingthephonesbackisgoingtobeenoughforme.”Helookedathisbrotherandsister,thenturnedbacktoBrandon.“WhatdoyoudoastheLaw?”

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“Twomainthings,”Brandonexplained.“I’mthechiefjudge.ThereareotherjudgesinWinterfell,butIhearappealsfromtheirdecisionswhenthereareques<onsoflawupintheair.IcanalsorecommendamendmentstotheCode,thoughtheyhavetobeapprovedbythelegislature.Some<mes,Icanvetotheirdecisions,butthey’vepushedafewawfullawspastmyvetoeslately,likethatoncefiredyou’reoutlaw.Sowhatareyouthinking?”

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WilllookedatArthurandSabrielagain.HehadbeenabouttosaythatSabrielshoulddoit.Sinceshehadwantedtobetheheir,itwasmorelikelythatshewouldactuallywanttobetheLaw.ButifWilleverhadtogobeforethecourts,hedidn’tthinkhewantedSabrieltohearhiscase.Shewouldprobablydecideagainsthimjustbecauseshedidn’tseemtolikehim.Well,ifSabrielwastheLaw,shewouldatleasttry,butWillcouldn’timagineherbeingimpar<al.ArthurwouldbebeCeratthat.ButwhoknewifArthurwantedtobetheLaw,orifSabrielwouldflipoutifhepassedoverherforthis?

Besides,itwouldn’tbeeasytobothrunamassivebusinessempireandcontrolthelegalsystem.Butitalsowouldn’tbeeasytobeanactorandcontrolthelegalsystem.

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“Bothofyoushoulddoit,”WillsaidtoArthurandSabriel.

“What?”theybothasked,oneafewsecondsaMertheother.

“Yeah.”Willnoddedseveral<mes.“Ithinkyou’dbothbegoodatit,butatthesame<me,therewerereasonsnottosayeitheroneofyoushoulddoit.Butifyoudoittogether,thenyou’llbringeverythinggoodaboutyoutothejob,andeverythingwillworkoutwell.You’lls<llbeabletobringbackpar<esanddates,andyoucanhaveyourbusinessandyouradventures.”

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Sabrielgrinned.“Sweet.”

“You’rehappywiththis?”heasked.“You’renotgoingtotrytokillmejustbecauseIdidn’tgiveittoyoualone?”

“Ofcoursenot.Don’tmakemestartcallingyouidiotagain,”shesaid.“I’dlovetodoitfull<me,buttherealestatebusinessandwhateveradventuresmightbeouttherearecallingme.TheonlywayIwouldhavekilledyouisifyou’dignoredme.”

“Great.”Willtriedtosmile.“Whataboutyou,Arthur?”

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“Atfirst,Ididn’twantanypartofit,”Arthursaid.“Kindoflikebeingheir.Butasyoutalkedaboutwhatyoudo,UncleBrandon,IstartedwonderingifI’dbegoodatit.I’dliketotry,andifSabriel’sgoingtodoitwithme…”

“Thereyougo,”Sabrielsaid.“Wearegoingtobegoodatthis.”

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“UncleBrandon?”Willasked,turningbacktolookathim.Itseemedlikethiswastoogoodofasolu<on,andUncleBrandonwouldbetheonetotellhim,ifanyone.

“I’mnotsureifit’swhatIwouldhavedone,”Brandonsaidslowly,“butIdon’tseeanyreasonnottodoit.I’llrewritemywillsoyou’reinitasmysuccessors,Arthur,Sabriel.”Hesmiled.“Andnicejob,Will.”

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WillhadtostudyaMerthat,butArthurandSabrielstayedtotalktoBrandonabouttheirnewrole.

“Don’tjustrelyonwhatthepeoplebeforeyoutellyouaboutthelaw,”Brandonsaid.“IknowwhatitlookslikebecauseIwroteit,butyou’renotgoingtobefamiliarwithitthesamewaythatIam.Findoutasmuchasyoucanaboutthefacts.Youcanbeasfamiliarwiththelawasyoulike,butitdoesn’tmeananythingifyoucan’tapplyittotherightfacts.Andrememberthatpeoplecansurpriseyou.You’regoingtohaveyouropinionsaboutthepeoplebeforeyou,andthat’sgood,butyoushouldn’ttakeanythingforgranted.”

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Astheydiscussedwhattheymightdo,Brandongrewmorecertainthathewasleavinghistaskingoodhands.

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AndaMerthat,alltooawareofwhathadhappenedtohisbrother,Brandonsaidgoodbyetohissuccessors.

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Beforehewent,though,hehadtoaskWillwhathewasdoingflir<ngwithsomeonewhowasn’tJan.

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“Iknow,Iknow,”Willsaid.“Itwasnothing.Iwasjust…”Hedidn’twantittobenothing.Hetriedtostopthinkingaboutthewaythingscouldhavegoneifhedidn’thavetomarryJan.

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Brandonnodded.“Iknowyou’regoingtodoagoodjob,”hesaid.“Iknewitbeforetonight,andI’mevenmoresureofitnow.Just…becareful.”

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“Thanks.”Willswallowed.“Iwill.Everything’sgoingtokeepgeQngbeCer.You’llsee.”

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“IhopeIdo.”BrandonhuggedWill.

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Neitheroneno<cedthatsomeonehadbeenwatchingthem.

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Gueststarring:SimDe(fireflower314)

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ImayhavegonealiCleoverboardsayinggoodbyetoMal,butifanyone’sworthit,heis.He’stheonewhotookmefromjustplayingachallengetowri<ngastory.Yes,Iwantedtointroduceyoutoeveryoneelse,too,butIreallywantedtointroduceyoutohim.IwillmissmyliClewhitesheepalot

Musiccredit:“YouandI”–IngridMichaelson

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Next<meonAnApocalypseofIce:

+Skilling,skilling,andskilling+Who’sthatguywatchingBrandonandWill?+Morecollegefun<ems(disclaimer:funmayormaynotbeincluded)+Wehaven’tseenAlayneforawhile,havewe?Whatcouldshepossiblybedoing?

AndIhaven’tforgoCentheBC;I’vebeengoingbackandforthbetweenthetwoeversinceIstartedthat.I’llprobablywindupwrappingthatupbeforeyousee11.2.

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“Mydressdoesn’thaveapregnancymorph!Nowonderyoufilmedmefromtheneckup!”

HappySimming!