6th GRADE

COMPUTER STUDENTS

present

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

Because they use such FOWL language.

Adrienne W.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Alexandra H.

David L.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient

children?If your father saw you, he

would roll over in his gravy!Jazmin E.

What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl Weather

Jessica H.

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes. Buildings can’t jump! Katricia

How do you make a turkey float?

2 scoops of ice cream, root beer, and a turkey.

Rachael

What do Turkey’s like to do on

summer days?

Mykel

Go on peck-nics!

Why did the turkey bolt down his food?

Because he was a gobbler.

Sam A.

Is turkey soup good for your health?

Not if you are the turkey!By: Shelly A.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To show he wasn’t

a chicken!

Katie S.

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had drumsticks!

Patrick A.

Mrs. Maier, Computer Teacher