The Fairly OddParents

“Dog's Day Afternoon”

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)#103

Written By:Steve Marmel

First Draft:3/16/00Revised:3/22/00Final Draft:3/27/00

Nickelodeon Animation Studiosc 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved

faDE IN:

ext. - the turner house - early evening

It’s still light out. MOM and DAD are in their car, about to leave. VICKY is visible in the window.

DADBye Timmy! Bye Vicky! We’re going!!!

VICKYBye, Mister and Mrs. Turner!

Timmy’s face pops up in the window.

TIMMYNO!! DON’T LEAVE!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!

Vicky pushes Timmy’s head back down. The parents turn away toward the car. They listen as...

VICKY (O.S.)(condescending)

I love you! Yes I do!

Mom and Dad smile contentedly.

MOMAw, listen to Vicky! Isn’t it great to have a baby sitter that loves our Timmy so much?

VICKY (O.S.)You’re so smart and cute and well groomed!

DADAnd she’s so complimentary! Usually you gotta pay extra for that!

cut TO:

int. - the turner house’s living room - same

CLOSE ON VICKY

VICKY...that’s why I love you, Doidle!

THE CAMERA PULLS BACK TO SEE VICKY petting her obnoxious weenie dog, DOIDLE, who clearly loves the attention.

THE CAMERA PANS OVER TO TIMMY, standing near the fishbowl. COSMO and WANDA are floating inside, as fish.

TIMMYMan, I hate it when Vicky brings her stupid, new pets over.

WANDAShe sure does love that dog more than she loves you.

COSMOShe loves everything more than Timmy!

WANDADust bunnies?

COSMOMore than Timmy... Measles?

WANDAMuch more than Timmy... Dead bugs?

COSMOLess than Measles but more than Timmy.

(off Timmy’s glare)But we love you more than all of that stuff!

Vicky and Doidle walk up to Timmy. Doidle hands him a piece of PAPER. It’s a “TO DO” list which is written over a “We Love You Timmy” note from his parents.

VICKYYour parents left a to do list for you.

TIMMY(accusatory)

Hey! This is a list of things to do for your dog! In your handwriting!

Vicky makes her hand into a fist.

VICKYAnd the hand that wrote it, makes this! Move it!

dissolve TO:

ext. - turner house - later

In the pouring rain, Timmy holds an UMBRELLA over the dog as it sniffs a FIRE HYDRANT. The dog grabs the umbrella, covers himself and runs inside. It stops raining.

TIMMYAt least it stopped raining.

Suddenly, a TRUCK rolls by, splashing him with dirty curb water. Doidle then runs back into frame and “shakes off” all over Timmy. It begins to rain again.

VICKY (O.S.)Doidle! Twerp! Dinner!

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - turner house dinner table - minutes later

Timmy is waiting anxiously with KNIFE and FORK in hand. Vicky enters, carrying a fancy STEAK DINNER.

TIMMYOh boy! Steak!

VICKYNot for you!

Vicky boots Timmy and his chair aside, sliding him over to where a frozen TV DINNER waits. Doidle hops on the table and begins enjoying his steak.

VICKY For you, Doidle!

Timmy uses his fork and picks the frozen dinner up in one mass. It drops to the floor. Timmy dives for it, but the dog leaps into frame and eats it in one gulp. He smiles at Timmy, gives him a Muttley laugh, goes back to his steak and gobbles it up.

VICKY All done!

ON TIMMY licking his empty plastic TV dinner tray...

TIMMY (starving)

Oh boy… plastic...

Timmy takes a bite out of the tray and we...

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - the bathroom - later

While Vicky stands in the hallway reading her Teen ‘Zine, Timmy

brushes and flosses the happy little dog’s teeth.

VICKYCool! Teen singing sensation Chip Skylark likes selfish redheads! I’m in!

Timmy looks at the dental floss. There is a piece of STEAK on it.

TIMMYOh boy! Steak!

Before he can eat it, Doidle does. Timmy looks at the floss.

TIMMYOh boy...floss...

As Timmy eats the floss, we...

dissolve TO:

int. - timmy’s bedroom - later

Timmy files and buffs the dogs nails. The dog looks at his nails and demands they be polished again. The Godparents watch from their fishbowl.

TIMMYMan, this stinks. I’m this dog’s dog!

WANDAIsn’t that a rap group?

COSMOWord!

TIMMYIf I switched places with Doidle, Vicky’d treat me as nice as she treats him!

WANDAGreat idea Timmy!

TIMMYYeah! It’d be great to be a dog! Dogs have a better sense of smell than us, and they can go to the bathroom anywhere they want!

COSMOSo can I! I’m just polite!

TIMMYI wish I could switch places with Vicky’s dog!

The Godparents wave their wands and POOF! Timmy and Doidle’s

heads open up like trash can lids and their brains switch places. Timmy’s brain is now in the dog’s body, and the dog brain is in Timmy’s body.

The door latch jiggles. The Godparents POOF into their fishbowl just as Vicky enters.

VICKY(To Timmy’s Body) You! Bed! (To Dog’s body) Ooo come wif mee!

The dog with Timmy’s brain, jumps into her arms and they exit. Timmy’s body leaps onto the bed, spins around, balls the blankets into a “nest” and quickly falls asleep.

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - living room - later that night

Vicky is talking to Doidle’s body.

VICKYYou’re the best dog ever! Say you love me! Say it!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINBARK BARK! BARK! BARK BARK!

FROM TIMMY’S POINT OF VIEW

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY...and you’re not smart, and you’ve got a big fat head, and boys think you’re creepy, and...

POV CHANGE

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINBARK!

VICKYThat’s a good Doidle! It must be great being a dog!

Doidle - now being controlled by Timmy - smiles.

cut TO:

INT. - timmy’s bedroom - later

CAMERA PANS across a table littered with tattered SCHOOLBOOKS. CAMERA STOPS on Doidle who is swallowing a BOOK PAGE. The Godparents watch from the fishbowl.

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY

Cool! I can eat my own homework!

Int. - living room - a few minutes later

Vicky is holding Timmy’s BASEBALL MITT out to Doidle.

VICKYC’mon! Chew up Timmy’s baseball mitt!

Doidle gets mad and grabs a loose thread off Vicky’s shirt. He runs, unravelling it completely, yet tastefully. She covers herself with her arms.

VICKYAaaagh! My shirt!

Vicky runs o.s. Doidle sits happily, with the shirt in a tangle at his feet.

Doidle spots Vicky’s magazine. He walks over to it and lifts his leg, smiling slyly at the camera.

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - living room - later

Doidle hits the TV REMOTE with his paw and channel surfs as he eats ICE CREAM. Vicky is wringing out her magazine.

VICKYThat’s it, Doidle, you can chew what you want, piddle on what you want, and eat what you want tonight! Know why?

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODYBecause you don’t know I’m actually Timmy, you mentally deficient...

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINBARK BARK!

VICKYThat’s right! Because tomorrow’s your special day! The day you get fixed!

Doidle is stricken with terror.

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINYipe!

He quickly scurries O.S.

cuT TO:

int. - timmy’s bedroom - seconds later

Timmy’s body is still asleep as the dog body runs back in. He jumps up next to the fishbowl.

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODYYou guys gotta put me back in my old body! I wish I was back to normal!

POV SHIFT as the Godparents look at the dog.

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINBark! BARK BARK! Bark!

WANDATimmy sure seems excited! What’s he saying?

COSMOI dunno! I don’t speak dog!

Vicky enters the room as we hear the Turner’s car pull up outside.

timmy’s voice from dog bodyWhat do you mean you don’t speak dog?!! Learn! Learn!

cosmoHe seems happy though.

wandaLook at his little tail wag!!

VICKYCome on, Doidle! The twerp’s parents are home... Stop barking at those stupid fish and let’s go!

Doidle jumps under Timmy’s bed. Vicky leans under and looks for him.

VICKY Doidle?

on doidle cowering under the bed

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN Me-Ow!

Vicky pulls Doidle out from under the bed, his nails scraping and crumbling on the floor.

COSMOAw...Timmy just filed those.

WANDA

Timmy’s leaving! We should follow him.

On the bed, Timmy (with the dog brain) opens his eyes. He sees what’s happening, laughs a MUTTLEY LAUGH to himself and goes back to sleep.

COSMOBut which Timmy is Timmy?

WANDAThat’s a good question! You go with the dog body. I’ll stay with the Timmy body so the dog doesn’t ruin it.

They start to float their separate ways. There’s a moment, and Cosmo’s lip starts to quiver.

WANDA What?

COSMOWe haven’t been apart since we’ve been married.

WANDABut it’s only for a little while, goopy! And the rules do say...

COSMO AND WANDA...we have to watch out for Timmy.

COSMO(sung) I married the smart one!

COSMO poofs out of frame.

WANDA(singing) I married the...well, he’s cute, right?

dissolve TO:

ext. - vicky’s house - later that night

PUSH IN ON VICKY’S HOUSE - We see the dog looking forlornly out the window.

VICKY (O.S.)You’re going to love your new veterinarian! He’s fixed all my pets!

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - vicky’s house - continuous

Vicky shows off all of her pets. We pan over to see a tired CAT, a depressed GOLDFISH and a lethargic PARROT.

VICKYLike Chipper the cat! Happy the goldfish! And Giddy the parrot!

GIDDYPolly wants a...

(defeated)Aw, who cares.

The CAT walks over to Doidle.

CATDid she give you a steak?

Doidle nods his head.

CAT (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

The cat exits. Cosmo -as a FLEA- hops on the dog’s nose.

COSMO(whispering)

Psst! Timmy! It’s me! As a flea!

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODYHey, Cosmo! Listen to me! You’ve gotta get me outta here! I...

POV SHIFT

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINBark! Bark!

COSMODon’t worry, Timmy. Wanda’s gonna make sure everything’s fixed.

The dog winces.

COSMO What? Fixed?

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINArf! ARF ARF! Arf!

COSMOArf arf, right back at ya, champ! If you need me, I’ll be on your butt!

Cosmo hops onto Doidle’s butt. We ZOOM IN to the FUR on Doidle’s back which stands around Cosmo like a forest.

COSMO Pretty cool! The great outdoors! And no wife! Yeah! I’m gonna swing, daddy-o! I’m gonna call my old friends!

Cosmo poofs A LITTLE BLACK BOOK into frame and begins flipping through the pages.

COSMO Let’s see... Wanda... Wanda... Wanda... Wanda with a little star next to it... Wanda... Panda... No, that’s a Wanda with a smudge on the “W” I... I... I MISS WANDAAA!

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - timmy’s bedroom - same time

Wanda, floating by the sleeping Timmy body, talks on a CELL PHONE.

WANDAThat’s right, Cissie! I’ve finally got some time to write my novel!

Timmy’s body starts having a doggie dream and begins kicking his feet. Wanda hangs up.

WANDA I wonder what dogs dream about?

Wanda magics a THOUGHT BUBBLE above Timmy’s head. We see a BONE, a beautiful pink POODLE, the bone, the beautiful pink poodle, flashing back and forth. That’s it.

WANDA At least you know what to get him for his birthday!

Wanda sits at her TYPEWRITER and begins punching away.

WANDA At last, a romance novel to shake the ages:

(typing)It was dawn. I was in my towel when the Ninjas attacked...

Match dISSOLVE TO:

int. - the turner house - morning (day 2)

Wanda is STILL typing.

WANDA...saving the world with a popsicle stick, roller skates and butter.

MOM (O.S.)Timmy! Breakfast!

The Timmy body instantly wakes up, bolts off the bed runs to the door and scratches it desperately with his hands.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINFOOD! FOOD! OUT! OUT OUT!!

Wanda waves her wand and Poof! A little DOG DOOR appears, which the Timmy body scurries through. She resumes typing.

WANDAChapter four: The wind cried Cosmo!

cUT TO:

int. - kitchen - seconds later

Timmy’s body runs into the kitchen, where Mom and Dad are eating breakfast. He leaps on a CHAIR, sitting like a dog. A BOWL OF CEREAL waits for him. He plows his face into the bowl, licking it clean.

MOMWow! He sure is hungry!

DADNo... no... that’s just the way all the kids eat cereal now! Face first!

Dad plows his face into the cereal bowl as well.

DAD I’m hip!

We HEAR a SCHOOLBUS horn. Timmy jumps up and runs out the door.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINSCHOOLBUS! CHASE! CHASE! CHASE!

Dad lifts his face out of the cereal.

DADWow! Does Timmy love school or what?

Dad plows his face into his COFFEE CUP.

DAD Aaa! Hot! It doesn’t work with hot!

cUT TO:

ext. - the turner house - same time

Wanda follows Timmy in the form of a SPARROW as he runs for the BUS.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINBUS! BUS BUS! BUS!

WANDAI miss Cosmo, but having a little time to myself is pretty nice! I hope he’s having a good time...

cUT TO:

int. - vicky’s house - ON doidle - SAME TIME

Cosmo, still a flea, is talking to OTHER FLEAS as they “drink” (with STRAWS) from the dog body. Cosmo looks disheveled. He’s showing them PHOTOS of himself and Wanda.

COSMO(Crying from loneliness) And this is me and Wanda buying drapes. And this is me and Wanda buying pillows.

cosmo (cont’d)And this is me and Wanda buying candles and potpourri. And this is me saying yes a lot!

The fleas look at Cosmo with indifference.

cut TO:

ext. - timmy’s school - same time

Timmy with the dog brain comes bounding up the steps, running into CHESTER and AJ.

CHESTERDude! What’s the hap?

Timmy’s body goes behind them, sniffing their butts.

close-up on aj

AJI have to say, this is a massive violation of my personal space.

on timmy, chester and aj

timmy with doidle’s brainFriend! HAPPY HAPPY! FRIEND! HAPPY!

He starts wagging his butt. Chester gives AJ a “he’s crazy” motion. Timmy bolts into the school.

INT. SCHOOL BATHROOM

A bunch of BOYS and FRANCIS THE BULLY mill about. Timmy- followed by Chester and A.J. - runs into the bathroom, sees the TOILET, shoves his head in and starts drinking.

A.J.Wow! Timmy’s tough!

CHESTER Yeah, Francis! He’s tougher than you!

FRANCISNobody’s tougher than me!

Francis then shoves his head in a toilet and drinks. All the other kids, wanting to be like Francis, follow suit.

A MALE TEACHER walks into the rest room and sees the boys with their heads in the toilets. He slams his face inside of a toilet and drinks!

TEACHERI’m hip!

diSSOLVE TO:

ext - a tree near the school - a little later

Wanda sits in a tree, having tea with several other FEMALE FAIRIES.

WANDAIt’s great to see you girls! You mean you’re free because all of your kids switched places with animals today?

FEMALE FAIRY ONEOh, sure. Kids do that all the time.

FEMALE FAIRY TWOMy little Denise switched places with a frog.

WANDADon’t they dissect those?

FEMALE FAIRY TWOOh my gosh!

Female Fairy Two disappears instantly.

WANDAWell, better check on Timmy!

cUT TO:

ext. - schoolyard - lunch

Chester and AJ sit, eating SANDWICHES on the playground.

AJDoes Timmy seem a little off today?

In the background, we see Timmy leap into the air and catch a FRISBEE in his mouth.

KID Hey! Gimme that! Mine! Mine!

CHESTERNo. Why? You mean butt thing?

ANGLE ON: A KID playing baseball.

He whacks it hard. Timmy drops the Frisbee and chases the BALL over a FENCE.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINBall! BALL BALL! BALL!

CHESTERMan, does Timmy love baseball or what?

CAMERA PANS OVER to a LITTLE GIRL who catches a FLY out of the air. Just like a frog would. Two other LITTLE GIRLS look at her curiously.

LITTLE GIRL#1Wow. Does Denise loves flies or what?

cut to:

ANOTHER PART OF THE schoolYARD

Wanda and Female Fairy Two are standing by a tree. Female Fairy Two is holding her “FROG,” still alive but taped to a BOARD. The ball flies by, with Timmy in hot pursuit.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINBall! BALL BALL BALL!!!

WANDATimmy! Oh my gosh!

FEMALE FAIRY TWONot so easy, is it, fancy pants?

Susie hops like a frog through the scene.

cut TO:

int. - the vet’s office (waiting room) - same time

Vicky drags Doidle in. His nails are still scraping at the floor. Two other DOG OWNERS with TWO OTHER DOGS -- a golden retriever and a Rottweiler -- sit in the waiting room. The dog (with Timmy’s brain) looks at them.

GOLDEN RETRIEVERHi! I’m Chet! I like chew toys!

ROTTWEILERHi! I’m Barry! I like Chet and biting mailmen!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINRun! Save yourselves! You’re not here for a check up! You’re here for...

POV SHIFT

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINBark! Bark bark!

GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND ROTTWEILERYIPE!

The two dogs book off frame. The Vet -- DR. SNIPOWITZ -- enters from the back.

VETAlrighty, who’s next? Vicky!

The vet greets her like an old friend. The vet stamps Vicky’s FREQUENT VISITOR’S CARD.

VICKYHi! Doctor Snipowitz!

VET Why, Vicky! That’s ten pets! You qualify for the commemorative video!

We follow Vicky and the vet into...

cUT TO:

int. - vet’s office - continuous

The Vet leashes Doidle to the table leg. Vicky starts looking at the vet’s SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS.

VICKYWhat’s this one?

VETWe call that the pushy thingie! And this is the pully lifty thingie. And this is the pushy pully lifty thingie. And this...

The vet picks up a DEVICE with more sharp widgits than a swiss army knife.

VET...is the snipmaster 8000.

VICKYOOOOoooooooo.

ON COSMO - He finally understands and whispers in the dog’s ear.

COSMOOh my gosh! She’s gonna have you fixed! Why didn’t you say something?

DOIDLE(Growls)

Doidle is panicked! The vet moves in closer.

VETI don’t know which thingy to use first!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINWell, I gotta do it sometime.

Timmy bites the Vet on the butt.

VETYeow!!!

The vet drops the Snipmaster which slices through the leash. Doidle runs through the window to freedom.

VICKYDoidle!

cUT TO:

ext. - the vet’s office - same time

Cosmo and Doidle are running along the sidewalk when Doidle stops to sniff the air. His dog body points at something OS.

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINBARK! BARK BARK!

Cosmo looks in the dog’s direction.

COSMOWhat is it boy?

From Cosmo’s POV, we see Timmy’s body hauling down the street after the ball.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINBALL! BALL!

COSMOHey Timmy! It’s Timmy! And Wanda!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINBark!

cUT TO:

ext. - a busy street - seconds later

The ball bounces down the street. Timmy chases it.

timmy with doidle’s brainBall!

A city BUS nears Timmy’s body. Wanda turns the bus into a JET. It takes off, barely missing him.

WANDATimmy!

cUT TO:

ext. - a park - a few seconds later

SLOW MOTION ACTION

Timmy’s body is about to grab the ball when Doidle (with Timmy’s brain) leaps into the air and grabs it away from him at the last second.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINMine! Mine mine! Gimme!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr!

ON COSMO AND WANDA

They arrive at the park, just after Timmy and Doidle. They’re finally reunited! Cosmo looks like hell and Wanda looks great!

COSMO Honey!

WANDA(sniffing)

Stinky!

COSMOMan, I had the worst day without you, puddin! You?

WANDAUh...well...

(a beat; then to distract)HEY! Timmy and the Dog are together!

ANGLE ON TIMMY AND DOIDLE FACING OFF.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINMine! Ball! Gimme gimme gimme!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAINARF! ARF!

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY... I need you to say “I wish I was back in my own body!”

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINNo way.

COSMO AND WANDAHe can talk?

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODYYou can understand me?

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINDuh! I speak dog. It’s my native tongue! I’m just a jerk!

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODYBut you can wish us back to normal now!

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINI may still have a dog’s brain, but I’m not that stupid! I have thumbs now! I can eat when I want now! Sure, I can’t go to the bathroom any

where I want, but why would I want to go back to being a dog?

Timmy’s body leaps on Doidle’s body and they start fighting!

on cosmo and wanda

WANDAOh my gosh! Timmy and Timmy are fighting!

COSMOYou know, lollipop, when we were apart, I was so lonely...

WANDAOh no! Timmy just bit Timmy!

COSMOTimmy this! Timmy that! I get so jealous!

WANDAThat’s it!

Wanda changes into the sexy POODLE from Doidle’s dream carrying the BONE from his dream in her mouth. Timmy’s body zips into frame.

WANDAHi there, big boy!

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINHi! I’m Doidle! Is that a bone? I like bones! You’re a pretty poodle! I like pretty poodles!

WANDAI was just looking for the right dog to give this big, juicy bone to!

Timmy in the dog’s body catches on. He moves in on Wanda, nuzzling noses with her.

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODYHi! I’m the real Doidle!

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINNo! I’m Doidle!

WANDA (to Timmy’s body)

Ha! You’re not a dog. You’re just a boy with a silly pink hat.

ON THE FRUSTRATED JEALOUS DOG IN TIMMY’S BODY.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAINI am not! RRRRRRRrrrrrr! I wish I was a dog again!

POOF! Timmy magically switches places with the dog!

TIMMYCool!

(to Wanda Dog)You think my hat is silly??

The dog, now back in his own body, turns to the Wanda dog.

DOIDLEArf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

WANDASorry. I’m happily married.

She poofs off frame. The dog looks around and sees the bone. Cosmo reaches into frame and grabs it.

COSMOThank you! You’re right! Thumbs rock!

He poofs O.S. leaving bummed Doidle poodle-less and bone-less. Timmy grabs Doidle before he can run away.

DOIDLEBARK BARK! BARK BARK!

Timmy looks back toward Cosmo and Wanda who are now disguised as CATERPILLARS.

TIMMY(whispering)

I wish he had a muzzle.

A MUZZLE instantly snaps around Doidle’s mouth.

TIMMY (whispering)

And a cage.

A CAGE appears around the dog.

TIMMY (whispering)

A smaller cage.

A SMALLER CAGE snaps around Doidle, pinning him. Vicky shows up

with the Vet via VESPA. Timmy hands Doidle to Vicky.

TIMMY Here ya go, Vicky!

VICKYThanks, Twerp.

(To Doidle)And now let’s get you fixed!

VETWe can do it right here! I have everything we need on my portable Neuter Scooter.

The vet hits a button and the scooter turns into a PORTABLE OPERATING TABLE. Doidle’s eyes bulge with terror.

THE DOGARF!!!

On Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy hiding in the BUSHES.

COSMOHey, I understood that!

TIMMYWe all did!

diSSOLVE TO:

int. - the turner house - that night

Timmy, Vicky, Cosmo and Wanda (in fishform) are all in the living room watching TV with a tired looking Doidle. Vicky pulls out a HAMSTER in a cage.

VICKYGuys, meet my new hamster, Spunky!

The hamster is a bundle of energy. Vicky places a JUICY STEAK in front of the hamster.

VICKY For you, Spunky.

HAMSTEROh boy! Steak!

Timmy turns to Doidle.

TIMMYShould we tell him?

Doidle nods. They turn to talk to the hamster. The hamster freaks and

protects his steak.

HAMSTERNo! My Steak! Mine! Get away you losers! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Timmy and Doidle look at each other.

TIMMYHe can find out on his own.

Doidle nods. Both he and Timmy go back to watching t.v. as we...

FADE OUT

THE END