10 essential rules that guys wish girls knew

10 ESSENTIAL RULES THAT GUYS WISH GIRLS KNEW.GET TO KNOW THE COLD HARD FACTS!

A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP


RULE #1

CRYING IS BLACKMAILYOU’RE A GIRL NOT A KID.


RULE #2

IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FATYOU PROBABLY ARE.DON’T ASK. WE’RE NOT SUICIDAL


RULE #3

MEN SEE A LIMITED AMOUNT OF COLOR, LIKEWINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.THEREFORE, PEACH IS A FRUIT NOT A COLOR.


RULE #4

MEN AREN’T PSYCHICS.GET TO THE POINT.


RULE #5

LIFE IS NOT A SOAP OPERA.DON’T EXPECT US TO BE LIKE ONE, UNLESS YOU’RE A VICTORIA SECRET MODEL.


RULE #6

HELPLESS IS NOT CUTEWE’RE MEN NOT GOD


RULE #7

SOMETIMES WE DON’T THINK OF YOULIVE WITH IT.


RULE #8

TALK DURING COMMERCIALS.IF IT’S IN A MOVIE THEATRE, THEN SHUT UP!


RULE #9

PEE-ING STANDING UPIS HARDER THAN DOING ITAT POINT BLANK RANGE.SO YEAH, WE’RE BOUND TO MISS SOMETIMES.


RULE #10

DON’T RUB THE LAMPIF YOU DON’T WANTTHE GENIE TO COME OUT.WHAT?

THANK YOU.REMEMBER, SOMETIMES WE’RE JUST NOT INTO YOU


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